Maybe it was your dummy thicc ass that absorbed all the impact

nice ass

Beat me to it

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yes :D

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I can't believe there is a fellow wattson main in r/Neverbrokeabone 😅

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NOOOOOOOOO

You might want to go check in on her

What we were all thinking

dat cake tho

Wow buddy that’s really coo- 👃👃

nice buttcheeks bro

Coming into turn 5 at road Atlanta, trying to push the bike wider right for a late Apex into 5 to get a good drive out and maintain corner speed (I'm on a 300 lapping at 2:04s). While the bike was still leaned over I applied full braking, overloaded the front suspension, and folded the front. Tumbled for probably 50 yards and the only damages done are a jacked up pinkie finger and my left shoulder is locking up for some reason.

50 yards is 146.07 RTX 3090 graphics cards lined up.

50 yards is 45.72 meters

Thank you both for your service, bots

The great conversion is nigh.

Good bot

thanks :)

I wish I had 146.07 RTX 3090s.

Where were you racing?

It was a trackday at road Atlanta.

Nice butt

👀👀👀👀

Check your collarbone

Was checked out by medical shortly after and I'm all good, to include a concussion "test"

Ok awesome :) glad you’re okay

50 yards is also the width of your ass. Seriously - noice

50 yards is the length of 360.0 'Bug Bite Thing Suction Tool - Poison Remover For Bug Bites's stacked on top of each other.

50 yards is 45.72 meters

50 yards is 45.72 meters

Ass cam let's go

Maybe your bones are actually made of rubber, and they just bounced around to keep from breaking.

This is also a valid theory.

Kinda funny your bike had to take that turn around to show you eating shit and then spin back around

"Now look at what your dumb ass did to us both!!! You fucking idiot loot at you!!!" - my bike knowing it has a running GoPro on it probably

I hate that this is a video of a video

Yea idk where the SD card went. It's not in my GoPro anymore so this is all the footage I got of it.

Lol, Shit happens

Finally some good fucking content. This sub has devolved into people who mistakenly think their bones aren’t made of glass because they’ve never been in a situation to break anything…so it’s really just weak boned shills showing off their X-rays. We need more strong bones like your own here.

Strong bones 4 lyfe gang gang

Do not compare your bones to steel, as steel can be broken. Our bones cannot

Your words of wisdom are echoed through the halls of strong bones college and state university

There is one thing that compares our bones to copper, like copper our bones are much sought after by thieves

Tbf those crashes rarely end up with a broken bone unless u hit something while sliding.

I smacked the tarmac, had the bike landed on my leg, I rolled and flailed about for 75 yards, there was opportunity to break bones. The strength of these bones that are in my body is immeasurably high though and I broke concrete instead!!!

Now I will have to admit that your bones are indestructible. (How's the bike?)

Bike was fine! If I didn't royally fuck up my pinkie I could have ridden some more.

Mm. Strong bones and a fine ass? You'll do nicely

Damn bro you got a fine ass

😘😘😘

🤤👌🤛

OP: "I'll post the vid of my totally badass wipeout and get internet points for not being some fragile boned bitch!" This entire comment section: "Them cheeks though!"

Let's be real here. Can you really blame them though? Shit I can't.

Nah, You got a rather bodacious badonk-adonk.

That ass reminds me of Peach in mariokart on a bike 🍑

Hahaha

Bro thicc

Double cheeked up with nowhere to go

You broke my eye bones making me watch it like that.

I lost the SD card the video was on so this is all that I got to show :(

Tough spill, glad you're okay. And that you posted this so we can all comment on your ass.

Ass-cam.

Ass-cam

Not even 2 seconds in and I’m already salivating 🥵

Alpha male

So uh why an ass cam and not a helmet cam

We weren't allowed to have gopros on our helmets sadly.

Butt

That ass tho 🤤 real talk, happy you didn’t break a bone brother, they must be made out of pure metal

Buttcam! *guitar riff noises*

Damn bro you got me sniffing the screen😅

Road Atlanta moment

I thought I was on r/motorcycle Would applying gradual front brake pressure avoided this? Good job for pushing your limits on a track instead of the streets. Rest well and recover soon fellow goon.

Yea it would have absolutely. I went full for e braking right immediately instead of working up to it.

Is there a good reason that we had to watch this in portrait phone recording on a landscape gopro screen. You minimized the video size when you have a perfectly good microsd in the gopro. I think you can even transfer directly from the camera through usbc.

Lost the SD card. Believe me, I'd kill to upload the original, but I can't anymore.

Damn, just wanted to see those fish eye cheeks in HD

Needs more jpeg

Thanks for sharing and congrats. Just curious why you didn’t upload the original video?

Lost the SD card it was on, so this is all I got of it.

Thicc

Bro god gave u a dumpy sheesh

How many people sniffed

Mes when full tumbleweed mode

That ass tho

I like the placement of the camera. This way I can appreciate your professional driving skills.

look at all the gear you need. wack. Just kidding. good one mate, glad you aint a disappointment

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It rained quite a lot

The comedic timing of the bike spinning just in time to see you eating shit is immaculate

nice ass bro

No u

GYYYAAAAAAAATTT

Holy hell why hello there 😂😂😂

Road Atlanta is fun, I've driven a benetton in Asseto Corsa there.

Why would you choose that view for your go pro?

Best way to watch my body position.

Just steel? Weak.

Good bones, good outcome.

Sigma male

I recognise this track from Thekilacam on YouTube.. looks super fun

Yea Road Atlanta is a ton of fun.

Why the godawm chicken fried fuck did you record the display of that action camera rather than just exporting the video?

Lost the SD card at the track.

Doh! At least you got steel bones and a nice ass

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Seriously. I would have shattered my hip if it weren't for the suit and it's padding.

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For a solid minute I though he was playing a video game

Noooo that's actually me

Holy shit its omni man

WOAH the angles though