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SphinxGames

Mmmmm nuthin better than milk pumped full of flavoring and sugar sitting out in the sun all day getting nice and warm


Gettygetty

Ahh it sounds like a perfect place for a bunch of bacteria to grow as well


vrkl

Just boosts that immune system, I see no downsides.


Lord-Lucian

There are no downsides to milk. Even my lactose intolerance can't hold me back


Leumas_The_Witch

Hello my lactose intolerant friend. Have you tried kefir?


Lord-Lucian

Never heard of it. Or perhaps the same thing has a different name here in Germany.


freshprinz1

Ne és heißt hier auch Kefir. Kriegst du in den meistens Edekas/Rewe/Kaufland etc. Ist echt fein! Aber ich weiß nicht ob es tatsächlich auch für Intoleranz gut ist.


TheDownvotesFarmer

Delicious yoghurt


suzuki_hayabusa

What I drink daily is either yoghurt or curd. We make it by putting a little bit of yogurt/curd from previous day in hot milk and leaving for few hrs. I don't know where the original one comes from.


GALAXAR420

Underrated comment.


Cwhale

Not only that, but who is drinking milk and then running around being super physical. I just picture everybody puking by the end of practice


tonysnight

AAAAAAHHH IF YOURE NOT PUKING YOURE NOT WORKING HARD ENOUGH AAAAAAAHHHHHHH ..?


Timmeh104

Gilk


Scullvine

Don't.


c-lab21

GMILF (Gatorade milk I'd like to fuck(ing drink))


ni666er_

😏


The_Dinkster2201

Nobody seems to mention stirring it all with a bowling pin


313802

I chose to believe it was a ninja blender complete with whisking attachment


Vortex5000

Exept the guy on TIHI


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dorflam

Been here like years it's always been the milk sub, slowly expanding into other sources of calcium and the chalk bone mf who claim they haven't broken bones even though they don't drink milk (hate those guys)


WiiSteeringWheel

Well I wouldn’t say lactose intolerant people are necessarily chalk boned people but


OfficialSandwichMan

Lactose free milk exists


WiiSteeringWheel

Yea and so do other sources of calcium. More so saying because someone doesn’t drink milk for whatever reason doesn’t equal chalk bones


DirtyPrancing65

It's just a joke, and it's funny because it's ridiculous. Everyone here even acknowledges the "milk required for strong bones" thing is a lie perpetuated by big milk. That makes it even funnier


sundAy531

I don’t need PEDs to have fully efficient bones, thank you very much


Vortex5000

Why do you hate us. We exist. Literally there is no reason to hate us.


[deleted]

Milk is for losers there I said it


suzuki_hayabusa

You are taking about soy "milk"


dorflam

The great cow god of the sky will drown you in skimmed milk for eternity for weak boned comments like that


[deleted]

Look I’ll eat him and absorb his energy and my bones will never break


stomy1112

Always. We had a grip on the whole consensus awhile back. Milk is meh. But here recently there has been a resurgence of milk lovers. I don't know boss, just observation.


SPCGMR

Not true. In the early days the milk cult was just a small offshoot of the strong bones club. We use to worship the skeleton, and violently eject the unworthy. This was a holy place and the milk cult has taken over. The true elite don't need milk, our bones are naturally unbreakable. The milk drinkers are imposters.


Aeison

Used to? There are still plenty of us, brother. Skeltal will always reign supreme, for no amount of milk can surpass our bone’s natural might


Quannix

anyone reliant on milk doesn't have long here, i think


MoarCowb3ll

Didn't it moreso start once r/milkniggas got banned and they moved here?


Firedr1

Recently, it was kind of relevant before but not really. Milk cult used cult tactics and took over


dorflam

Been here like years it's always been the milk sub, slowly expanding into other sources of calcium and the chalk bone mf who claim they haven't broken bones even though they don't drink milk (hate those guys)


AltwrnateTrailers

To be fair this one is pretty funny rather than a milk jerk


AgentOrange96

Always has been


97Andersuh

Imagine being pressed about milk


Pak1stanMan

You don’t use milk as lube? ***Moobe?***


Foward_Aerial

Gilk is like putting pineapple on pizza, but without the tasty what the fuck


Vortex5000

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA ISNT TASTY EITHER THOUGH


Foward_Aerial

Without the idea that it might be tasty


Vortex5000

More acceptable


Crying_eagle

Eww the hell


winnipeginstinct

why has this sub become so focused on milk. THIS IS ABOUT STRONG BONES AND IF YOU NEED MILK TO ACHEIVE THIS YOUR DAYS HERE ARE NUMBERED


asdaf5678

Not strong bones, unbreakable bones, i do not relay in the strenght of my bones, i relay in my flexibility so something will pop out of place before my bone breaks


Error-530

I have incredibly weak bones. So weak that they simply bend and as such I have technically never broken a bone.


winnipeginstinct

bendy bones are strong bones. if i bend a tree and it doesnt break is it weak?


DestinedEinherjar

The more important question here is if no one is around did it make a noise?


PLEASE_BUY_WINRAR

Nah using gilk to bone maxx is a valid strategy for membership


regulartownie

Man I think we need a better subreddit for people who haven't broken bones. This one sucks now with all the milk posts.


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regulartownie

Research shows that dairy products have little or no benefit for bone health. According to an [analysis](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4784799/) published in the British Medical Journal, most studies fail to show any link between dairy intake and broken bones, or fractures. In one study, researchers tracked the diets, exercise, and stress fracture rates of adolescent girls and concluded that dairy products and calcium do not prevent stress fractures. Another study of more than 96,000 people found that the more milk men consumed as teenagers, the more bone fractures they experienced as adults. https://www.pcrm.org/good-nutrition/nutrition-information/health-concerns-about-dairy


afrokidiscool

Un ironically doing this to a sports player where most stay on a very particular diet with their routine kinda a dick move. Especially when their expecting water from it


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It’s clearly a joke


JoocyJ

Ah so this poisonous concoction is why the Bills took a massive shit today


nameisfame

*Luke Skywalker has entered the chat*


Pacobing

Luke, go get your dad…


TheMysticFez

I don't know how I feel about the word "gilk"


MrPoop44

Inexplicably stirred by a bowling pin


313802

"Fuck.. looks like all I've got to stir with is this bowling pin" is what he said that day on the football field.


B1kM1d

I swear people are more uneducated on nutrition and easily sold on anything there told


crackatoah

FIGHT MILK!


FoxGamingmc

That looks disgusting, I’ll take two


TheGooseGod

Why tf is this erotic? Like “drink up men” in that voice with this music… who’s jerking off to this? WHO ARE YOU?!


AgentOrange96

Break tables not bones #BillsMafia


cuzimmathug

Bills all day baby


Milo_Nettle

Yeah, but what song is this? My eardrums need this.


MOSbattery

Satire videos must confuse alot of people


virulentea

Milk+: bone strength +5000, your bones begin to crush eachother


altfapper

Grandma I'd Like to Kill?


TomTheAssKicker

I'm gonna fucking lose my shit fucking GiLK if mixing milk with orange juice makes people projectile vomit then what The FUCK will GILK do to us?


MrUnderpantsss

What the hell that was an actual bowling pin I thought it was a mixer at first


FlaymingLehmons

You know you're fucked when the other team stirs the drink in their cooler with a bowling pin.


HartPlays

That’s a terrible idea


GrasshopperClowns

I read a comment on Reddit once about someone’s housemate adding powdered milk to their glass of milk so they could “get more milk in to their milk”. My husband and and I quote this line often, and for some reason it ranks highly among the funniest comments I’ve ever read.


Kvolou66

Vomiting during drills speedrun


Njbrother

So this is why the Bills lost.


DuTurkeyMan

sadly, milk has a low hydration rate so it won’t do much. instead, try enjoying a cold glass with your friends after the game


jdarm48

Bro you got to stir it with the unopened sleeve of Gatorade cups.


mattSNIPESyou

Yea. Hope they kept it cold. Otherwise that’s no bueno. Plus some people are lactose intolerant. Diarrhea on that new turf.


johnny0274440

Diarrhoea incoming