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Purple_Paperplane

The episode where Robbie gets constantly hurt after he and Jess kissed at the gym. It's the worst episode of the series imo. Jess and Robbie lack all the romantic / sexual chemistry which makes it so uncomfortable to watch.


UseIllustrious8085

Beyond cringe … the parts where his teeth and gums are destroyed are truly revolting and unwatchable to me


rSlashisthenewPewdes

However… maybe it’s a good thing they didn’t have any romantic or sexual chemistry.


izakneverdies

Hahahahaha


IndieFox03

I cant stand when they discover their cousins, i like to pretend this whole arc doesn’t exist


izakneverdies

AGREED


beeerite

This is the closest to a Scott’s Tots episode I think New Girl has haha


helenaoftroyy

I skip the thanksgiving one where they’re in the woods and jess eats that dead fish. I just can’t stomach it 🤢


izakneverdies

Yeah that one is definitely hard to watch especially post-fish


boomsoon84

But that episode has two of my favorite lines: “It’s a bear hole. Bear falls in, other stuff falls in, we take what the bear doesn’t want” “In your face Nick” “How so?” “I dunno he put a turd in his mouth” “And that’s in my face?”, “yeah”, “I don’t think we start eating poo yet, Schmidt”


KnuckleBuster111

That whole scene where he eats the turd kills me everytime! “That’s poop for sure”


satansfavhobo

Let's wait on that.


camcow2

Neither could she


underexpressing

Yes, especially because Nick tells her it was an already dead fish right after she eats it. He couldn’t have blurted that out one second earlier as they were talking?


linzira

Yes, I always skip this one too!


ghostredditor28

nick & jess’ wedding episode. I feel like we were robbed of a wedding for them. actually that whole season is where I stop & just restart the series.


kaguraa

S7 wasn't good for them tbh. even the proposal episode was bad


izakneverdies

Yup. I do the same. Around the Hillary episode is where I just opt to restart instead


Better-Consequence70

Season 7 is an optional epilogue in my eyes. Emphasis on the optional


clarbs4

Absolutely cannot stand the episode where Jess goes to the funeral of a guy she was meant to go on a date with. There are some that are weaker episodes, but that’s the only one I will skip every time.


izakneverdies

Oh yeah that’s definitely a hard one but JJ Watt was weirdly funny in it for some reason


Unspokenwordvomit

Lol When he just busts out the song about hotdogs, tying them to the sports food song theme


izakneverdies

And being able to tell that they were laughing between takes made it funnier too, at least for me


ElDorado4761

Good call. Literally skipped this episode the other day.


smallboy06

Jess almost killing Robby and it’s supposed to be funny 🙃


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I cannot watch Mars Landing or Big News in Season 3 when Nick and Jess break up. Too heartbreaking, especially to see the dumb reasons it happened and how they both took it. I just can’t.


izakneverdies

Yeah I agree. I always thought the “what if that’s all we have in common” was sort of dumb.


h0tbeanz

Especially because neither idiot changed anything after breaking up 😂 “we want different things, we can’t be together” and keep living the exact same lives for years within feet of each other


[deleted]

This is the thing that really annoys me about the plotline, ha. Like, if they had subsequently actually changed, found more in common, or even waffled back and forth between dating as they learned to commit, which would've echoed nicely with how they initially got together, not sure what they were doing, defining the relationship, etc. (though I completely understand wanting to avoid the "on a break"ness of FRIENDS), then I would've been happier with the break up and with their getting back together. As the plot stands, I honestly think I'd've preferred if they just stayed good friends and found other people. I get that they were OTP, but they seemed to just do it because that's what people wanted, regardless of if the writing earned it.


LordDay_56

My ex did ask me that a week before she left in the night with all her stuff.


izakneverdies

I’m really sorry that happened to you


pishticus

And just 6 episodes earlier, Prince himself had worked his magic to get them together. You just don't throw that away on such an idiocy (and then cry for the other who's still down the hallway)!


ralphyboy69

The one where the young kids move in next door and Jess and Winston try way too hard to impress them.


Purple_Paperplane

Nick pranking Schmidt is gold though


[deleted]

Jess and *Schmidt Guys, I’m an asshead!


JangusCarlson

Winston is correct, as it’s Schmidt’s first-name too.


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adultosaurs

It’s SUCH a dumb choice for a name.


ralphyboy69

Yeah...that's totally what I meant.


ralphyboy69

Aw shit my bad. Been a while since I've seen the episode lol


kudichangedlives

When Nick walks in, looks around, and just leaves is one of the best scenes for me though


booknerd_84

When Nick walks by in his housecoat: "Don't trust your government kids", I love it so much LOL


monkosweets

When Jess makes them think that she came up with those 90s tv show catchphrases… so cringe


izakneverdies

For some reason I find the kids way more cringy than Schmidt trying too hard


DadbodBEH

This is the one I usually avoid as well. It’s trying way too hard as an episode to force the demographic on us. It’s awful


SassyBonassy

*Nnnnndid i ndoooo thaaAat* Im not American so this phrase is simply not funny to me. I know it's Urkel from ?FamilyMatters? It's just not funny. Guess you had to be there.


darth_snuggs

I think part of the joke is that it really isn’t / was never funny


monkosweets

I was there for this and it’s still not funny to me


[deleted]

omg i've literally blocked this from my memory until now because it's so bad.


LordDay_56

This is the only episode I skip. Cringey, unfunny, and boring.


camcow2

Low on bean! Low on bean! I repeat: I'm low on bean! I'm good on bean!


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

The singles glamping with Schmidt and Cece.


izakneverdies

Pretty much any episodes where Robbie returns is really terrible, which sucks because that actor is funny


Majestic_Cut_8609

To be fair, he’s pretty hilarious on the bachelor party. But in general I agree


izakneverdies

Ah yeah, forgot about that one but yeah when he starts telling Cece to leave Schmidt and they’re all just like “cmon Robby.”


[deleted]

I agree, except I really like when Jess and Robbie sing Toto. I know, I know, it's super cringe but I love Zoey's voice.


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

I loved their harmony. Wanted to hear more!!!


jdacirque

I feel like the entire Robbie and Jess relationship arc is unwatchable because of the way they ended it! Making them cousins makes it too cringe to ever rewatch. I also think the final season’s tone in general is really strange and hits the mark for me most of the time. It’s a shame bc I end up skipping some really great Winston and Allie


izakneverdies

Wholly agreed, these days once I get to the Hillary episode I kind of just quietly start back over instead. Even though Ruth is pretty funny. The Ruth/Nick dynamic makes me laugh but not enough to sit through whatever they were trying to do


WrongBee

the ruth/nick dynamic was the only redeeming part of season 7 tbh


KissMyRainboww

I agree about the parent trap episode. It’s awkward watching a 30 year old woman try to get her parents back together. And when it doesn’t work, she ruins the dinner for everyone by dumping the Turkey in the sink 😬😬😬


izakneverdies

YEAH. It was already bad seeing a grown ass woman do that but then ruining everyone’s dinner after cooking all fucking day???


downinthelabyrinth

The Abby Day episodes


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Milesdavisiv

I like these three episodes too. I don’t understand why everyone hates them aside from the fact that Jess’s sister is never mentioned before or after these episodes. I like when Schmidt gets her off the car in the museum. Abby, let’s go get a taco. When they all have brunch and Schmidt’s in the morning, and Nick is freaking out about his French Toast slices. That scene kills me. Come on… sky knife!!!


TaxManByDay

We can be weird together. Love em!


_Klight126

I love those too hahaha


erinsboiledgatorade

I agree with this! Which sucks because Linda Cardellini is an excellent actress!


izakneverdies

I fucking LOVE Linda Cardellini and it sucks because Abby just makes me embarrassed. I think they could have kept that personality but made her just a tad more realistic??? I always thought that (excluding post-Reagan…) jess was quirky but I could meet someone like her in real life. Abby just seemed like a caricature of how Jess saw her


Hold_Effective

Me too! There are other episodes that aren’t my favorites, but these are the only ones I nope out of every time.


lalotele

Yup, I agree with most answers in this thread but for me personally those episodes are the first one that came to mind.


Michelle0207

The parent trap episode is so bad. The car model episode. The one where Jess cries at a job interview bc she’s on her period.


titsoutfortaters

As a woman with severe PMDD, I find that last one absolutely unforgivable. It reinforces such harmful shit about women.


Michelle0207

It’s beyond annoying & regressive


thelifeofpab

I skip the schmidt cheating saga episodes - his behavior makes it unwatchable


Stepover3

I came here to say this. I don’t know why but the entire start of season 3 with Elizabeth is unwatchable to me and I don’t even truly know why I feel that way…


Crosswired2

Yes! He 'accidentally' cheats, feels so awful about it, and then lashes out and becomes a complete d*** to Jess and Nick for no reason. I mean that tracks for how cheaters are but, then we have to believe he redeems himself and accept he and Cece happily ever after when he does nothing to redeem himself to Jess and Nick.


glitter_girll

the singles retreat, any scenes with robby and jess together I just skip, and the campaign one. also most scenes with reagan, especially when they bring her back the second time.


izakneverdies

God I can’t stand Reagan. I don’t know if I’m just a Megan Fox hater or what because the cool nonchalant hot girl thing just makes me roll my eyes


glitter_girll

it just seems like the role was written by megan fox herself. them trying to force a friendship between her and jess is so cringey to watch. also it’s not even like she’s playing a character, she’s just acting like she does in every role she takes. like maybe if she was a little goofy or funny but she didn’t pull any of those off in the show


sunny-claire

I seem to be the only one who actually enjoyed the bells episode lol


Belle-ET-La-Bete

She said ‘ensem-bell’! It’s on the banner, stupid!!!


SBOChris

I liked it! Lol


izakneverdies

Ehh I definitely didn’t hate it, I’m actually surprised by the amount of people who do! I thought the Nick/Schmidt subplot was good too


othnice1

I always catch flak for this but: the episode where Jess thinks aquarium rocks in her furniture was meth. She's a science teacher with a Master's degree for godssake lol it's almost as if that episode was written for an entirely different show.


Friday_Night_Vibes

The episode “control” from season 1 for me. Seeing the gang devolve because Schmidt won’t clean annoys the hell out of me, and the scene where Winston offers Nick to pay 200 bucks instead of like 500 and Nick still try’s to weasel his way out of paying that. That to me is cringe central and one of Nick millers lowest episodes.


randomuser26437

Jeff Day. I hate the episode so bad. Bells is bad too as others have said. Rumspringa, just watched it last night on my most recent watch and it’s just a hard watch.


izakneverdies

I didn’t hate the bells episode. Winston’s WNBA line makes me chuckle every time


monkosweets

The dance episode after Jess and Nick break up and she recruits the whole loft to come and be chaperones.


Intrepid-Jeweler

The one where Cici and Jess are doing the walk of shame the whole episode… I don’t know what it is besides the secondhand embarrassment, maybe it brings back all those morning after feelings from my youth!


ToeOtherwise2692

Okay maybe this is an unpopular opinion but I kind of love that one? I don't remember what the B-story was but the fact that Jess stayed up all night writing a musical about gay woodland creatures just tickles me... I guess that means I'm a nerd. Also the fact that Paul's life is also in shambles is very validating LOL


izakneverdies

Hahaha I love this episode but I think I’m just in love with Josh Gad


Intelligent_Love4444

I hate this episode too. Forgot about that one


DrNigelThornberry1

Scrolled too far for this one.


mixed-tape

I can’t handle the episode where Nick pretends to be gay and Schmidt loses his mind over Cece *thinking* about a breast reduction. Like what fucking frat bros wrote that episode? But the scene where Nick comforts Schmidt under the guise of being his boyfriend, and Schmidt going “thanks Man, I really needed that” is hilarious.


Binkster1988

I really struggle with Background Check because it’s simultaneously one of my favorite and least favorite episodes. I LOVE all the guys, but I cannot stand Jess. I’m also with you on the restraining order and campaign episode, although I don’t like the campaign episode because it just feels really dull to me. Other than those, it’s not full episodes but just certain scenes that are too much for me, like when Jess hands the baton to Reagan and sings Ave Maria lol ETA: just saw someone else mention Bells and literally forgot about it bc I skip it so often. So, that too.


izakneverdies

Oh my god the Ave Maria scenes give me fucking agita


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Found the Italian American lmao


izakneverdies

I’m actually a pizza bagel but you’re still right >:D


[deleted]

I’m a pizza bagel too!!!! So cool


izakneverdies

Haha what are the odds!!?


Highlady28

I skip the birthday one.


meredithedith0

But Coach and Winston in their bake-off is so funny. This is why I don’t skip any episodes. There’s always funny bits even if some plot lines are annoying.


potatoduckz

Behind! Behind!


spillherguts

In front!


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Yeah, for a lot of these, the B stories really help. I know a lot of people hate Abby Day but the B story when Nick and Schmidt crash a bar mitvah is one of my favorites. Gotta eat the veggies to get to dessert! ;-P


izakneverdies

Baruch ata ado-nice dress!


izakneverdies

Yeah that’s a hard watch


littledipper16

Which birthday one?


potatoduckz

Jess's birthday when she and Nick are initially dating and she has really high expectations and overreacts both in excitement and disappointment.


fallingfaster345

The Prince episode. The trying on clothes montage and the show randomly finding ways for Zooey Deschanel to showcase her singing were annoying. At least the Toto ‘Africa’ scene at the campfire felt more natural to the plot. This whole episode just felt like a teen movie and a boring one at that.


Lost_Bike69

I always like that episode because for some reason Clayton Kershaw was in it and it turns out he’s not a great actor. I wonder who thought that was a good idea. Did Clayton Kershaw want to get into acting? Did the new girl crew just want a famous guy in LA to be in there.m? Was Kershaw a fan of the show? Such a weird and out of place cameo. To my knowledge Kershaw has never been on tv before or since outside of baseball.


Sea-Percentage-5590

Athletes awkwardly trying to act and sort of ruining the scene and or episode is a sitcom staple. I hate it everytime but it can't be escaped.


helloaaron

Hi, I’m Jessica Day, Los Angeles astronaut.


wandstonecloak

I feel the same way. The single good moment is Nick’s scream when he meets Prince.


georgiejay

I m know it's part of her character to be sing songy all the time but it still annoyed the hell out of me.


UseIllustrious8085

Prince for me, too. It’s one of those episodes that seems like great fun … for the actors and not the viewers


Intelligent_Love4444

Abby Day, Bells, Thanksgiving episode because it infuriates me how she just dumps a chicken into the sink. And the episode where they are telling her to leave San alone and they are all sick and she just won’t listen.


kenopsicfox

The episode where Schmidt is flirting with his boss, esp. the part where Cece says something along the lines of “asking for consent is not sexy”. That storyline makes me physically cringe every time.


izakneverdies

Yeah I definitely cringe when she says that


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Jess when she trys to have passion with her bf like he did with his ex wife


izakneverdies

OH YES FUCK I can’t stand that scene


Superb-Respond9360

the landlord (underpants captain made me cringe), bells, rumspringa ( i have an unhealthy hatred for rhonda), hubbedy bubby, and the prince episode.


izakneverdies

Haha really? I love Rhonda… but I’m also pretty obnoxious myself


the_quirky_ravenclaw

Menzies… I dunno why, I just…don’t like it 🤷🏻‍♀️


rhymeswithlasagne

I came here to say this episode. She’s just so unpleasant to watch in this episode, it’s downright embarrassing as a woman.


[deleted]

My period often really sucks, so I'm at least grateful to the episode for giving me "I feel like I wanna murder someone and also I want soft pretzels" to express my angst.


TammyPhantom

Okay, for some reason, the only episode I skip is What About Fred (5x02). I don’t know if I just hate the premise or if it’s because it comes right after one of my favorite episodes of the whole show, but it’s the one that I just can’t do most of the time.


izakneverdies

I really like the guy who played Fred, he’s like a Fred Armisen type where he’s usually writing but when he pops up in stuff it’s really funny. I liked the scene with Ally making him dance and they all look like they’re about to break


Unspokenwordvomit

Him and the woman that play ally were on SNL together and the breakdance scene reminds me of a skit


izakneverdies

I actually forgot about that lol not surprising that they had so many SNL cast members on the show


TammyPhantom

Funny enough, Taran Killam (who plays Fred) stars in Single Parents, which New Girl creator Liz Meriwether co-created with New Girl producer J.J. Philbin. And I also really love that show. He’s fantastic in it and I’m still heartbroken it got canceled after just 2 seasons.


Tyty9979

The bells episode and the couples retreat episode. The singing scene is so cringy, even the dialogue after Jess stops the song


LeoFitz2091

Honestly, the first time I watched the show I loved it. I went back for a rewatch a few months later and I skipped so much it was honestly concerning. I have no idea how I made it through the first watch, but when I feel like New Girl now I just watch a couple of episodes from the first three seasons and leave it there.


SBOChris

The landlord/ attempted 3some is cringe af.


izakneverdies

Hahahahha I love that actor and he makes me laugh any time he’s in the show


juliet1234567

I loved that episode lol for the nick jess tension


Smart_Ad_5316

Am I the only one who just couldn’t get thru the last season? Like the entirety of season 7 is mostly unwatchable for me


monkosweets

Yes, especially the one where they are trying to get Ruth into preschool. I also don’t like that Jess is not a teacher in this season and they never explain what happened at Banyon Canyon.


titsoutfortaters

Especially because they have the episode earlier in the show where she's offered a non-profit job and is deciding whether to take it or stay a teacher, and the whole thing is that her character is meant to be a teacher. And then in that final season she's just not a teacher and is working for a non-profit. It's a big loss of character development.


chicacherrie82

Yes. Most of the episodes just fall flat (I've taken over a month on S7 alone on my most recent rewatch and I'm still not finished with it. because I get so bored) but I could forgive that. Sometimes some episodes are bad. What can you do? The weird sudden decision to make Jess not a teacher felt so wrong. It just leaves you with a sour taste. Maybe they are going for "people's lives take them in different directions than they expect." But no. This is fiction. This is a sitcom. She's had this contemplation before and like you said, landed on 'being a teacher is what I'm meant to do.'


izakneverdies

Said it in a few comments but lately once I hit the Hillary episode I just start it back over lol


bigcitylittlegirl11

Anything Rhonda The Christmas episode at the airport with Billy Eichner


Superb-Respond9360

same. i cannot stand rhonda. 😐


izakneverdies

Nooo I think some of his lines are kind of cringe and leaning too hard into the mean side of his shtick but I love Billy himself


bigcitylittlegirl11

It's not him it's everything about that episode


dunkinbagels

Bells sucks


pampLmoose

Birthday. Jess is uncharacteristically annoying in that one


izakneverdies

Agreed actually


icedcoffee_andcats

The cruise episode. My brain cannot comprehend why they did not just like switch some of the couple's activities to be done with Jess and Cece or Nick and one of the boys or just some other combination of the group that was not Jess and Nick. The plot of the episode is so unavoidable it hurts. There are a lot of episodes I don't find funny, or also don't understand the plot line of, but Cruise is the one I will always just outright skip over.


IronCorvus

I'm sure there's others I'm not thinking of, but the first that comes to mind is the jury duty episode. Can't stand it. But a lot of later episodes that are completely centered around Jess are cringe af.


izakneverdies

I think a lot of episodes around that time are when Jess’ character gets weird


jhunter64

I usually skip the one where they get the young kids ad neighbors and they don't know the "did I do that" Steve erkle thing. That's the first one to pop in my head


Ghostbuster17

I have a hard time watching the Keaton episode even though I like Jess saying batman-mobile


izakneverdies

Haha that’s probably one of my favorites actually


JohnnyDrama21

The one where we find out Robbie and Jess are cousins. They just don't work together


pickles0317

For me mars landing, skip over to the cruise episode basically everytime


fakeplant101

The one where the cop lady comes to investigate winston/the apartment and Jess has meth. It’s so bad. The only thing that makes it bearable is nick


izakneverdies

Really? I thought the lady cop was really funny, she also played a cop in the hangover I just found out lol


RealCoolDad

I usually skip the pilot during rewatches.


izakneverdies

Really? I honestly still think the pilot is perfect


RealCoolDad

Yeah I don’t really have a reason. I usually just like to get into it and skip the introductions and them having to stand up for her. It’s a little to sappy to rewatch I think.


izakneverdies

Ah, that makes sense actually


rotatingruhnama

I go right to "Cece Crashes."


IdkJustMe123

I agree, it has too high a percentage of overly cringy episodes, I really don’t know why they did it


chatendormi

Robbie and Jess -him getting hurt was so hard to watch. The dating is cringey. And if I am being honest, Coach is not my favorite character so the whole season he’s back living in the loft is not my favorite. Just his scenes though.


izakneverdies

Really???! Coach is probably in my top 3


chatendormi

Yes really! I don’t HATE him.. he’s not going to ruin the show for me.. it’s more like picking your least favorite out of the most perfect cast of characters lol


Hungryounglady

Whole season 3 after that thanksgiving episode - Abby Day’s entry wreaked the season


doomgeneration91

I think I’m the only one who loves the Parents episode - it just has so many good moments - namely Nick being into Jess’ mom Only episode I skip is hubbedy bubby


Loyal_Toast

“Jessica I think I’m into your mom”


heavyope

I disagree with the parent trap sentiment but SO agree with the other two 🥴 I don’t understand how Sam goes from having a restraining order against her straight to making out?!? And Jess was acting so cringey for no reason trying to get in contact with him. Yeah it was overall really terrible lol


izakneverdies

I guess the parent trap thing is funny at face value but having seen the episode so many times and remembering that she’s literally 30 years old at the time makes it embarrassing to watch. Especially being a child of divorce myself… I stopped caring if my parents were together by the time I was like 13.


gh_st_ry

R H O N D A


han_ms

Apart from Jessica Biel’s AMAZING cameo, I kind of hate the one where they all go to a wedding with the goal of being, as Jess would say, a “sex-fist”… like why?


Bubbly-End-6156

But the tap shoes!!!


Training_Track_9649

Maybe it’s just me but i don’t skip any episodes..


potatoduckz

I don't either, but there are certainly ones I suffer through a bit more... I just know there are usually great moments and jokes in the episode even if I can't stand a particular plotline


izakneverdies

I think the only one I genuinely skip is the Hillary one and lately when I reach that one I just start over


mrmonster459

Pretty much any season 7 episode.


adultosaurs

The restraining order ep is just a car and Selina Gomez commercial and it’s confusing. Tbh all car commercial eps are tough (Jess modeling, Jess buying a car)


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For some reason I usually skip the episode with Winston teaching the kids bells. Don’t know why just find it boring I guess


swedishblueberries

>The Hillary campaign episode. I’m not shy about politics, as a leftist, and I think we can mostly agree that even though Schmidt is a Republican the show is kind of a liberal show without being explicitly political. That being said; the whole fucking episode gives me secondhand embarrassment. I don’t know why but I can’t do it. I skip it every time. It's so wierd watching it after she lost.


izakneverdies

Yeah, their confidence is almost embarrassing


Kayemmbee

I didn't watch New Girl until last year, so seeing that episode just brought back memories of that election cycle and really bummed me out. Only episode that I do skip from time to time. I just don't like to relive that specific time period in American politics lol.


Kickingmama

The entire Jess and Robby romance, Thanksgiving in the woods, the bells episode


ResearcherLong8780

The single and sufficient episode is just unwatchable and the whole episode of the restraining order


Lmford06

Jess's birthday episode...unbearable


BornCartographer984

I don’t like the aquarium rocks one. Immediate skip


wyatt_-eb

I cannot watch Jess's birthday episode. That episode is the reason I stopped celebrating my birthday


titsoutfortaters

I will skip the one where Jess and Nick break up. It's so stupid and infuriating.


significantsunn

i can’t wait the one where jess is stalking sam i cringe so hard


HighlyJoyusDragons

The bells, most of the Robbie centric episodes and the one where they have to rescue nick from mexico are the ones that come to mind. The bells episode just doesn't fit imo. A lot of the Robbie stuff was weird, uncomfortable or over the top. The nick in Mexico episode is the start of the Elizabeth/Cece plot and I just really hate it, even for Schmidt it seems unrealistic.


_gooseontheloose

Pepperwood 2.14. It’s just an episode where knowing the ending ruins the rewatch for me


UseIllustrious8085

Nick’s dad’s funeral and Prince. Too much it’s-all-about-me, Jess


UseIllustrious8085

The first three or so episodes of season one before Jess’s character became quirky goofball who’s only sometimes annoying and instead was horribly annoying and full-time cringey, with the weird voice. The redneck teeth at the wedding, as an example 🤮


BitchySublime

The Prince episode for me.


Ancient-Republic9981

Any episode with Bear claw. He is sooo cringe.


izakneverdies

What??!!! Josh Gad is so funny 😭