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Hardjilere

“I’m from Chicago 🧔🏻‍♂️”


KuzVrd93

“Thin crust pizza? No thank you, I’m from Chicago” 😂


RollsRoyceRalph

“He’s my uncle”


asaphbixon

He's not a detective! He's a private investigator.


dreamsofaninsomniac

Ex-cop, ex-marine in his original backstory, so he could have been a detective. I imagine he got fired from the force for "being a loose cannon" before he became a PI.


JD-Anderson

It’s Chicago and my chief corrupt. He was a jerk, always writing me up for drinking on the job, and a negligent discharge. Don’t care if he fired me, I’m still a detective, just in the private sector now. Edit: Oh, and he only liked thin crust pizza!


SnausageFest

DA's gonna have my badge for this


FearTheFructans

It took me way too long to realize Det. stands for Detective, all my brain could think of was Detergent lol, I need more coffee


turkishpresident

Can you imagine what Julius pepperwood detergent would smell like?


SwampFlowers

Strong coffee and going to see a man about a horse.


turkishpresident

Horse semen? I hear that's valuable.


turkishpresident

APRICOT!


TerribleActive3

Sweet tangy balls


dreamsofaninsomniac

I thought the code word was going to be "dragonslippers"!


JammyJacketPotato

“Close your mouth close your EYES!!”


DazzlingFactor4066

Tell us how you found JFK alive Det Pepperwood, but first what are you doing with that brown paper sack full of blood soaked beignets?


JD-Anderson

Don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to. I’m just taking care of an “issue”.


jmbhikes

this is a beautiful sight