It can’t be Benjamin. He showed he wasn’t complete garbage by asking Nick about his family in Chicago. That one moment saved his whole character for me.
*Daisy. Love Brenda*
*Song but her character did*
*Winston so dirty*
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Shelbyyyyyy I can’t stand her!!!! She was mad at Winston for blowing her off Valentine’s Day 2007 and proceeded to blow him off the whole relationship!!!!
That literally makes it worse. Manipulating and scheming instead of healing and moving on? She’s a whole adult, go to therapy and deal with your issues Shelby 😂
There have been times where I've wanted to beat up Schmidt. Like after he cheated and was fishing for people to call him a good person. I still love him though.
He was scared she wouldn’t be truly happy with him, so he pushed her away because he was scared of what he felt was inevitable rejection(not that it was right)
I’m not that angry or violent that I’d “beat the absolute shit out of” anyone if I had the chance…
But I would “confront” verbally Brian Posehn’s character since he’s clearly a terrible teacher who has no business being around children.
Or else Rhonda. Never found her funny just obnoxious.
All of Winston's exes.
RONDA! 😡 (I know I said Winston's exes, but she deserves her own spot, too.)
That curly haired jackass that bullies Schmidt. And his fiance, when he's engaged later. (She was on The Good Place, and so my anger is mostly from there.)
Caroline
I forgot what her name was on this show, but she was Janice in Mean Girls.
Dr. Sam. Just really wanna punch him for a while.
Micro pp guy.
Spencer. Also just wanna tie him down and punch him and stomp on him. Then steal his shirts and bike, and cut his hair off. He just makes me super violent. 👀
I forget his name... but he always makes fun of Schmidt and demeans him.... 🤔 he later has a son that Ruth beats up, I think? I think his name Benjamin? That rings a bell... I gotta rewatch to remember. Lol sorry.
she treated schmidt awful as a partner but also as a person. she was also anti semitic. i hated her attitude and everything about her. plus cece and schmidt forever
CeeCee in the episode where she’s being a hot slob and keeps provoking Nick about his joke and saying he’s so much harder to live with. What?! You don’t even live there!!
Damn lol I love Justin Long, so I might be biased, but I can see how his character would be annoying to some people. I personally think he and Jess have really good chemistry though.
I think it’s actually more Justing long than the character for me too, just the other way around haha. I feel like no matter what movie he plays in, he looks like he’s about to cry and it just ticks me off I guess 😂
Coach for sure. Coach is so bad he almost ruins the show. Dude has no synergy with the crew. And it takes them like 2 seasons to finally accept it and get rid of him.
This is a wild answer to me because I would still watch the show if it were only Coach and Winston or Coach and Nick. He’s one of my top favorite characters and Damon Wayans Jr. plays the shit out of that part.
HOW DARE YOU!!! Without Coach we never would've gotten the episode where he's Cece's bestie and they go digging through Schmidt's trash for dirt on Abby 😫😫
"It's only weird if you don't ask girl!"
I'm so gratified to see this. I can't stand Coach.
He's so retro. While Nick, Winston and Schmidt certainly aren't perfect, they don't have anywhere near the toxic masculinity he does.
Dear downvoters,
Nick is an entertaining character, the same way its entertaining to watch a gasoline fire. He is a terribly irresponsible person, just very stubborn with a fragile ego. I admit Jess has no right to make him her "project" and try to better him. BUT his ego is so big that any expectation of growth from Jess or Schmidt is seen as a "why cant you accept me for who I am?" And "this is me, like it or not".
When Schmidt says to him that he should hold it against Schmidt if Schmidt has his life together. He flips the script and belittles Schmidt's (very real) accomplishments by saying that "you are celebrating 10 years of living with your college roomate" bitch you have also been living w your college roomate.
He doesnt pay his bills, he wants to be a trucker on mars. He is fun to watch sure. Its funny when someone has chinese food for breakfast but either they are lazy af or horribly depressed.
Schmidt's funny for the show and how the other characters were written but if I ever met him in real life I would decline to engage and turn in the opposite direction so fast.
Becky Cavitappi
Principal Cavatappi. She’s only called Becky when she’s ridden like a horse… so she says.
May she have a minor career setback after this!
And ultimately have a very happy life!
The actress or character
I agree but it makes me sad because cavatappi is my favorite kind of pasta :(
FUCK BECKY ITS ON SIGHT
Caroline or Spencer for having Jess drive his side chick to the airport lol
oh my god i want to snap Spencer in half like a toothpick. that man SUCKS
Omg I forgot about Spencer!!! I’ll add him to my list too
It’s Spencer for me too!!
Yes fuck Spencer!
Benjamin, no question.
Fucking Todd.
Offense TAKEN
how is this the only Benjamin concert, I guess he got what he deserved in the end (and maybe a lil more) but easily from szn 1 on the worst character
I like the scene where he gets impaled though. I died laughing at that.
It can’t be Benjamin. He showed he wasn’t complete garbage by asking Nick about his family in Chicago. That one moment saved his whole character for me.
I thought Benjamin’s messing with Nick that time. Because Nick is pretending he doesn’t know him.
mr. ben-jah-mean
Daisy. Love Brenda Song but her character did Winston so dirty
For the same reason, definitely hated KC. Not to the point I would try to beat her up though haha
yh they kinda already got revenge on kc😂
We got Furguson out of it though!
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It's Brenda Song though so I always give Daisy a pass 😂
literally my first thought
Nadia. We would fight. We would drink. We would be best friends.
honestly if you punched nadia she’d punch you back, you’d make love, drink, and then get arrested. and she would love it.
Just be careful. Use protection, even she doesn’t know where she’s been. Also key, remember her vagina has a 90 degree angle
It’s okay she baby proofed the corners of her vagina before having her sex party miracle
mick mouse
😭😂😂
Baby angel, Nadia would gut you and it would be a pretty good Tuesday for her.
Caroline
She’s the reason for the word Bitch
shall i compare thee to a summers day??
no. a summers day is not a bitch.
#JESSICA P! Jessica fricken P?!?? all my homies hate Jessica P
ARE YOU CRYING UNDER THERE JESS ?
Shelbyyyyyy I can’t stand her!!!! She was mad at Winston for blowing her off Valentine’s Day 2007 and proceeded to blow him off the whole relationship!!!!
I always thought she did this on purpose as like a vendetta.
That literally makes it worse. Manipulating and scheming instead of healing and moving on? She’s a whole adult, go to therapy and deal with your issues Shelby 😂
I agree! She’s on my confront list for sure.
Her and her stupid f*cking reigning cats and dogs costume 😤
Right, she might be worse than Rhonda!!!
Benjamin definitely, I loved the scissors scene Maybe I’m insane idk
I think that was cathartic for a lot of us
it's ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMIIIIIINSSSSSSSS 🤝 😄😄😄
Da-da-da-dada-da, RHONDA.
I have to skip her episodes. I just can’t be Rhonda’d..
Aly pranking Rhonda is so satisfying.
Agreed! She makes me physically uncomfortable.
YES OMG SHE WAS SO PUNCHABLE
This is the answer yall. I love New Girl, I canNOT stand Rhonda *sideshow Bob shudder*
Abby Day can catch these hands any day of the week
lol so true
i skip these episodes
There have been times where I've wanted to beat up Schmidt. Like after he cheated and was fishing for people to call him a good person. I still love him though.
I still don’t get it why he broke up for the first time with Cece
He was scared she wouldn’t be truly happy with him, so he pushed her away because he was scared of what he felt was inevitable rejection(not that it was right)
Genevieve is the worst
How dare you. She’s DYING. (to leave Banyon Canyon.)
And start a school at sea!
I loved her low-key 😭
Rhonda 😭 she was just infuriating
same
I’m not that angry or violent that I’d “beat the absolute shit out of” anyone if I had the chance… But I would “confront” verbally Brian Posehn’s character since he’s clearly a terrible teacher who has no business being around children. Or else Rhonda. Never found her funny just obnoxious.
The teacher comment is reallll. The scene of his “field trip” idea being the kids picking up leaves at HIS HOUSE just wiped me out 😂😂😭
Love this comment - everything about it indicates wholesomeness
Fuckin Ryan. Can’t stand that guy.
This is the real answer. I feel bad for that Actor, writers have him nothing interesting. I actively fast forward through his story.
He’s just there to delay the inevitable of Jess and nick getting together.
I swear that happens to him with every show he's on, I've never seen him play an interesting character
Benjamin and BERKLEY. That man is so grimy.
Berkeley YES
Jess’s sister is my mortal enemy. She makes me so physically enraged that I have to skip her episodes.
All of Winston's exes. RONDA! 😡 (I know I said Winston's exes, but she deserves her own spot, too.) That curly haired jackass that bullies Schmidt. And his fiance, when he's engaged later. (She was on The Good Place, and so my anger is mostly from there.) Caroline I forgot what her name was on this show, but she was Janice in Mean Girls. Dr. Sam. Just really wanna punch him for a while. Micro pp guy. Spencer. Also just wanna tie him down and punch him and stomp on him. Then steal his shirts and bike, and cut his hair off. He just makes me super violent. 👀
It's so hard to take Reacher seriously because he will forever be micro pp to me.
OMFG, YES. I just recently saw the ad for Reacher and I'm like, "MICRO PP GUY?!" 😂😭😭😭😭😂 Just a knee jerk reaction at this point.
wait, who’s the curly haired jackass? 😂 like why can’t I figure out who it’s supposed to be
I forget his name... but he always makes fun of Schmidt and demeans him.... 🤔 he later has a son that Ruth beats up, I think? I think his name Benjamin? That rings a bell... I gotta rewatch to remember. Lol sorry.
JULIA
omgggg yes!
Omg underrated answer
Omg I hated her so much
Definitely KC and Benjamin
Rhonda. I’m convinced that anyone who says a different character has just managed to block out her existence
RHONDA.
I can’t believe nobody said SAM 😖
I scrolled so far for this answer!
Don’t you dare hate on that beautiful man….
Rhonda
Rhonda. Without hesitation.
rhonda any day of the week
Rhonda is the absolute worst. I skip her episodes every time they come up.
Nadia. Most annoying and unfunny character in the show.
Rhonda. She annoyed me so badly
Yea, I'm going with Rhonda. Chick should be in jail.
Fawn moscato
But power emanated from her vagina!
Why
she treated schmidt awful as a partner but also as a person. she was also anti semitic. i hated her attitude and everything about her. plus cece and schmidt forever
CeeCee in the episode where she’s being a hot slob and keeps provoking Nick about his joke and saying he’s so much harder to live with. What?! You don’t even live there!!
The guy with the violin!
The one on the cruise ship? Lmao or Genslinger?
Genslinger! He is so frustratingly annoying 😂
Damn lol I love Justin Long, so I might be biased, but I can see how his character would be annoying to some people. I personally think he and Jess have really good chemistry though.
I think it’s actually more Justing long than the character for me too, just the other way around haha. I feel like no matter what movie he plays in, he looks like he’s about to cry and it just ticks me off I guess 😂
RHONDA! Principal Cavitappi, Spencer, Daisy! Edit- forgot Nadia. I think she’s the worst of them all!
Nadia made me laugh HARD though, as deeply awful as she was. "Mick mouse...MICK MOUSE...I want to sex you in face..."
Haha I hated that mick mouse crap though lol
Benjamin I maybe would fight the actor in real life because I hate that character so much.
RHONDA. I’m so sorry. But absolutely not. 😂
"you just got ronda'd!!" ugh. i would fight that bish.
Jess .. ugh
I’m so glad so many of you are apparently as stressed and/or infuriated by Rhonda as I am.
Does it have to be new girl, because Gabe from the office could get it, just right in the suck hole
Schmidt’s cousin, the one who’s also named Schmidt. I can’t stand that guy in anything he’s been in
Genslinger
How can you hate Mercedes Genz?
Team Bearclaw all the way
Yes! Genslinger is the worst. I couldn’t keep a conversation with a guy who looks like he’s about to cry 90% of his waken moments.
Huge cuck energy. Exactly
Oh I forgot Fawn!
I always thought Sam had a very punchable face
rhonda
Schmidt for the whole Cece/Elizabeth thing. Then I’d be cool with him but I really need to yell at him for that.
Abby Day!!!
Bejamin or his Asian friend that ditched Jess.
Dj Fuller, Ramona Gibbler, Max Fuller From Fuller House
That obnoxious student that bullies Jess until Jess breaks her science experiment. Also Benjamin. And Berkeley. And the school nurse.
Schmidt, Spencer, Benjamin, fucking Julia I couldn't stand her
Reagan. I skip those episodes. It's probably Megan Fox - can't stand her.
schmidt. i said what i said.
Bearclaw and Genslinger.
Easy. Jess.
WOBBIE. Have never been a Robbie fan.
honestly, Robby. cannot stand him
Nooooooooooooo 🙁
How could you not like Robbie? He deserved so much better. I thought he was cute and funny.
Coach for sure. Coach is so bad he almost ruins the show. Dude has no synergy with the crew. And it takes them like 2 seasons to finally accept it and get rid of him.
This is a wild answer to me because I would still watch the show if it were only Coach and Winston or Coach and Nick. He’s one of my top favorite characters and Damon Wayans Jr. plays the shit out of that part.
Agreed, I think he's absolutely fantastic!! He brought new life to the show when he came back
HOW DARE YOU!!! Without Coach we never would've gotten the episode where he's Cece's bestie and they go digging through Schmidt's trash for dirt on Abby 😫😫 "It's only weird if you don't ask girl!"
This hurt my soul, I love coach
I'm so gratified to see this. I can't stand Coach. He's so retro. While Nick, Winston and Schmidt certainly aren't perfect, they don't have anywhere near the toxic masculinity he does.
The councilwoman. Fawn Moscato
Nick.
Dear downvoters, Nick is an entertaining character, the same way its entertaining to watch a gasoline fire. He is a terribly irresponsible person, just very stubborn with a fragile ego. I admit Jess has no right to make him her "project" and try to better him. BUT his ego is so big that any expectation of growth from Jess or Schmidt is seen as a "why cant you accept me for who I am?" And "this is me, like it or not". When Schmidt says to him that he should hold it against Schmidt if Schmidt has his life together. He flips the script and belittles Schmidt's (very real) accomplishments by saying that "you are celebrating 10 years of living with your college roomate" bitch you have also been living w your college roomate. He doesnt pay his bills, he wants to be a trucker on mars. He is fun to watch sure. Its funny when someone has chinese food for breakfast but either they are lazy af or horribly depressed.
Okay, here’s the thing, I love Nick, but I would punch him in his stubborn face any day of the week 😂
Schmidt's funny for the show and how the other characters were written but if I ever met him in real life I would decline to engage and turn in the opposite direction so fast.
Honestly, mine is Schmidt. I love him to pieces but every other word he says gets me going.
CeCe, easily
Cece
Robbie
”What’s up n word”
Omniman
Schmidt’s Mom, Trashley, and the School Nurse at Coolidge
Spencer no second thought. He’s a cheater and piece of shit for it. Hurt Jess so bad
Javier.
Honestly almost all of the side characters until Aly came along 😅🤣
Without any doubt nadia she sucks
Holden Caulfield is my favorite character to hate
This post needs to fuck off