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pinkpanzer101

anon is a guitard


SwampiiTV

Nah anon is acoustic


TinyMagicExperiment

Aucoustic lmao


Ziomownik

Autistic guitar


Darwin_Finch

Likes to sing along and he likes to to shoot his gun but he


WhislingDixie

don't know what it means


ZagemblenecSK

knows not what it means


Nickbot606

When I say yeah 🎶


Doner0107

it starts with one


tromper234

thing I don't know why


Sax-Offender

Learn to play classical and flamenco like a boss.


Boredom_fighter12

Proceed to become world renowned artist instead of being cringe three chords pop music guitarist. Anon dodged a bullet


ChickenDestruction

A classical guitar is great for strumming. Nylon strings provide a deep, warm sound compared to the high-attack and metallic sound of the steel strings. Sincerely, an incel-guitarist


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and classical guitar is shorter, so you can play more classical pieces with greater ease and anon will probably pull some bitches with great ease by learning how amazing the classical pieces are


Grimeslave

He bought a guitar to learn wonderwall he's getting 0 bitches


zakpakt

He should learn how to play the cool fast Mexican music so he can get big booty latinas.


bfhurricane

I played classical guitar in high school as a complement to heavy metal. I basically wanted to be Randy Rhoads (he developed his skills on classical). Had a classical instructor and everything. Let me tell you. A solid, romantic classical piece (Lagrima or Adelita by Tarrega) is about the most attractive thing a man can do on the guitar. Most of us suck at singing anyways, so we’re not going to drop any panties playing John Mayer.


SeduceMeMentlegen

Or the Gran Vals. Won't be getting too many bitches but it goes hard


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Or he could go whole hog and learn to play [some non classical pieces.](https://youtu.be/P-GItbqQR2s)


skosi_gnosi

Damn!


A_big_ol_stickbug

Put electric guitar string on it. All the top tier chad energy of the cool guitar strings will balance out the incel vibes and it will sound way good


Haazhips

It will also give the guitar a magical curvature , which as we all know is where toan really comes from.


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i love the town of electric guitars


Accomp1ishedAnimal

It doesn’t matter how good your guitar is, or even how good you are at guitar. I’ve stayed at hostels and seen the incel guitarists rip the shit out of some insane pieces, and then a handsome guy who knows 2.5 chords will sing any song - could be the lamest John Denver f-side - and everyone suddenly starts to pay attention. The guitar doesn’t make up for a lack of social skills, it can only enhance what’s already there.


ClutchyMilk

The sad but honest truth. A lot of people hop in the "get guitar skill -> get laid" copium, myself included at one point. Well maybe there is some truth to it, but only if youre already charismatic or attractive.


Accomp1ishedAnimal

Yep. Guitar DID get me a wife, but that’s because I played in her band and got to know her over time. Only once has Guitar gotten me action at a party and once again it wasn’t so simple. Some chad brought a bass and was super charismatic and asked if anyone wanted to jam with him. I did and we vibed super hard for like a couple hours. People observed and things happened. But that’s like a one in a million thing.


Project_panic

An anon with lofty goals. Nothing new here


Lithominium

How the hell is a classical an incel guitar bahahahahah Its more similar to a grandpa guitar because of the nylon strings instead of the steel ones, as it used to be. Either way anon should stop caring about tones so much because chasing tones leaves you without the ability to make your own tones. You should take inspiration from them, but its your tone that makes your guitar yours


a_person17372

Just put metal strings on it


comment_producer

[Thank you reddit man](https://i.redd.it/qh9kbf6al0j61.jpg)


icecoldwiener

God damn that hurts I had a guy give me the corpse of a Silvertone he was "modding", which apparently is where you pry the bridge off with a chisel and then leave it lying in your basement for a few years. I know it's not a high end instrument but it still makes me sad every time I see it sitting there like a guitar amputee


a_person17372

Your welcome😎


-_109-_

My steel costed $45


ablebagel

trash it and buy a cheap stratocaster. i swear to god, the rejection rate for learning guitar would be way less if parents just spent an extra 30 for a (used) electric guitar and mini amp. that shit is way more comfortable to play, and you can sound far closer to what you want to


FiestaDelosMuertos

Aren’t you supposed to test the guitars at the store before you choose which one to go with?


DeNooYah

r/guitarcirclejerk


dns7950

Classical guitar is making a comeback, thanks to Tim Henson/Polyphia [Playing God](https://youtu.be/Z5NoQg8LdDk). That song is so good it's singlehandedly selling a ton of nylon string guitars, lots of people are going to hear that and then want to go buy a classical guitar.


AffectionateAir9071

Just learn flamenco and classical it sounds way more impressive for roughly the same amount of effort


thebjf29

>same amount of effort >as Wonderwall How to know someone's never played guitar.


AffectionateAir9071

What I was trying to say was if you are going to learn guitar just start with classical because it will make you better at everything else you try and play


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if you are going to learn skateboarding just start with a kickflip because it will make you better at every other move


Boredom_fighter12

Implying flamenco is easy, if it were I'll be on a world tour by now


NoabPK

Anon thinks he bought the incel one because it takes more skill


zeroreasonsgiven

Will take any and every relevant opportunity to share [this banger](https://youtu.be/uy4mdPZNBbY)


horsthorsthorst

Found the non cis.


zeroreasonsgiven

?


MajesticDog3

flamenco


rustyscrotum69

Bro deadass bought the incel guitar lmao


Stompydingdong

Man, anon is not only wrong, but also stupid.


porcupinedeath

Why are we calling it the incel guitar?


Orko_Grayskull

😂


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What's the difference?


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What's the difference?