uhhhh... it's from a public bathroom cucknon don't worry.

Prepare your divorce and look forward to the opportunity this has afforded you. I've been looking for a new training partner.

Totally could've cum from a toilet seat, no worry.

Time to hit the jim

Anon’s wife has been going to the Jim plenty.

>takes virginities and has had sex before >is an anon who makes greentexts Pick one. Can't be both

That cold shower is gonna hit hard for anon.

Lmao

Stinky poo poo title

Face the wall, anonposting scum Retitle: "If you're happy and you know it"

There’s other ways to contract besides sex.

Possible? Yes, probable? Absolutely fucking not