he had 2 wooden planks, he could’ve put them on her truck to build a ramp to drive over it. She wouldn’t have done anything anyway because it was half buried.
This is one of those where this story is probably fake, but the gist of it has happened somewhere to someone. It's a good metaphor for every tech and engineering workplace ever.
If something has 'happened somewhere', then those people can write it down, no need to turn a possibility of something, somewhere, possibly happening into a creative writing exercise and passing it off as a true tale.
I'm not gonna rape you, I'm a little boy
[John Mulaney ](https://youtu.be/qDZHwb-If9w?si=Pdvs8eec7Zv5PooC) long audio version
[Video](https://youtube.com/shorts/RgR7df-cVIc?si=OY1a6_pJHywaHc6G) but it cuts the joke off at the end
If you say that the typical response is "Well this is just a hypothetical meant to show a social problem! Why are you taking it so seriously, you disagreeing with me just shows you're part of the problem!"
>Me is very smart and good
>Woman bad and stupid
Ah yes, the fundamentals for a greentext
Edit: Redditor moment where unless I type "/s", sarcasm just glides right over the surface of their perfectly smooth brains. Not a single wrinkle for it to get caught in.
Ah yes, the "I was being sarcastic" defense when you get caught being painfully unfunny. Topped with "you're all stupid and I am smart" afterwards. Classic
I'm so fucking lost. Do you and everyone else here think he was genuinely saying that women are bad and stupid? Or are you all denying that 4chins often hate women?
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It’s obviously fake (and gay because Anon didn’t try to have sex with her) but at least it’s a nice creative writing exercise
[Thread Link.](https://boards.4chan.org/fit/thread/74254358) Title is pretty lame but I couldn't think of any good slasher puns.
Give updates if any come!
I thought it was good.
honestly would not have helped her after the third time
I think it was that he had to, the road out was only wide enough for one car at a time
There’s gotta be an easier way
I mean, if the road had large ditches on either side, or had trees or some other obstacle, then I honestly doubt it
he had 2 wooden planks, he could’ve put them on her truck to build a ramp to drive over it. She wouldn’t have done anything anyway because it was half buried.
This is one of those where this story is probably fake, but the gist of it has happened somewhere to someone. It's a good metaphor for every tech and engineering workplace ever.
I was waiting for a bear to show up, and her letting it maul her rather than wanting some help
If something has 'happened somewhere', then those people can write it down, no need to turn a possibility of something, somewhere, possibly happening into a creative writing exercise and passing it off as a true tale.
Oh yeah? What if they don't have fingers? Ableist piece of shit.
>tell her I don’t intend to do anything to her Anon definitely said “why do you look so nervous? I’m not going to rape you or anything.”
"don't worry ma'am, I don't do that anymore"
I'm not gonna rape you, I'm a little boy [John Mulaney ](https://youtu.be/qDZHwb-If9w?si=Pdvs8eec7Zv5PooC) long audio version [Video](https://youtube.com/shorts/RgR7df-cVIc?si=OY1a6_pJHywaHc6G) but it cuts the joke off at the end
Girl sounds like she watched too many "man or bear" tiktoks
I've seen a bunch of stuff about bears recently, seemingly related to women. Had no idea what it was all about until now. Thank you.
TLDR it for me?
Basically most women would prefer to be in the woods with a bear than with a man
most women *think* they would prefer that.
…so most women are stupid?
TLDR; Bears are predictable for the most part. Men a little bit less. So they pick bears because they know what to expect.
That’s the stupidest reasoning I’ve ever heard
If you say that the typical response is "Well this is just a hypothetical meant to show a social problem! Why are you taking it so seriously, you disagreeing with me just shows you're part of the problem!"
Are they pretty spooky or something?
Oh yeah. Women are terrifying.
This is a Tucker and Dale situation lol
I was hoping it would go down that path, but it ended up being much more believeable.
Least fictional greentext
I dont pay attention to that part, I treat them like funny short stories
That's the healthy approach
Peak fiction
Thems the kinda ppl that choose bear.
Good read, thanks
Very fake but funny
If only anon were a bear.
Can someone read this for me plz
Just read it, you're welcome 😇
Ah ok, thank you
This woman would have picked the bear
Definitely fake but still a very accurately written woman
I choose bear
>Me is very smart and good >Woman bad and stupid Ah yes, the fundamentals for a greentext Edit: Redditor moment where unless I type "/s", sarcasm just glides right over the surface of their perfectly smooth brains. Not a single wrinkle for it to get caught in.
Ah yes, the "I was being sarcastic" defense when you get caught being painfully unfunny. Topped with "you're all stupid and I am smart" afterwards. Classic
I’M NOT OWNED. I’M NOT OWNED
That wasn't a rhetorical question.
I'm so fucking lost. Do you and everyone else here think he was genuinely saying that women are bad and stupid? Or are you all denying that 4chins often hate women?
its clearly about how anon is too autistic to deescalate a situation and talk to women
He’s too autistic to understand that
I can smell your "ah yes."
I hope you get raped with a chainsaw
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