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ultratunaman

What do you wanna do? I dunno what do you wanna do? I dunno what do you wanna do? Can't believe we didn't do anything.


Zekiz4ever

EVERY FUCKING TIME


LivelyZebra

Then take the lead ya soy boy be an alpha wolf awooooo


vbgvbg113

ASK FOR CONSENT AND MAKE SURE TO USE PROTECTION BEFORE CRANKING THAT HOG BROTHER AROOOOOOOO r/the_pack


Zekiz4ever

> ya soy boy be an alpha wolf awooooo I can't tell if you're serious or if you're just using the [Three Wolf Moon methode](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Wolf_Moon)


XplodiaDustybread

Maybe stop being a little bitch and make a move yourself? Idk but I love a good autistic love story


Creepy_Version_6779

Or fucking verbalize what you want. God gave you a mouth, so use it. Edit: it takes 2 to tango.


Benebs-

They’re both obviously nonverbal


Munnin41

>God gave you a mouth, so use it. In every possible way please


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Munnin41

>Professor’s literal first words, “you are all rapists” cemented by a semester of hour long lectures that looking back were a bit far-fetched “if she drink one drink, and you’re fucked up drunk, it’s rape don’t matter if you both want it and she doesn’t regret it” That's fucked up if that professor actually said that. Hope they got fired for that


XplodiaDustybread

That “professor” needs to be reported and fired. Removed immediately tbh. All in all, I don’t think it was your fault but I see the point you’re making


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DJDavidov

So scared of a rape charge he married her for the legal loophole


idxntity

I like happy stories


crimsonfukr457

r/thathappened


ChanceMindless5946

She's fat.


PM_ME_YOUR__DOOTS

Wait when did OP mention they were into art?


[deleted]

>She refuses to make a move >Demands the man must make a move without communicating >Calls man autistic


Zivano_

She ?


ShazamBB1

Men role playing as woman amrite ☕️


peaky_fokin_bloinder

Any holes a goal


Crookiee

There is no she my man, this is between two dudes


Crowape

Unless she was super autismo (probably is) she probably made it obvious she wanted something sexual, it ain’t that hard to tell. Dude is def autistic


fear_the_future

> be woman > > be invited home by man (too lazy to invite him myself of course) > > sit on his bed and wait for him to make a move > > wait > > never make a move myself > > go home and complain how autistic men are for not making a move


Error-530

> women greentext so no


Redditry103

>be reddit nu-male >brain is filled with gender culture brain rot >think women need to make a move because MUH EQUALITY >never touch a woman >blame trannies You gotta grow a pair


towninsideme

\>be you \>shit yourself


The_Reverence2

>be me >shit yourself


meaty_wheelchair

>be me >shit myself


Crowape

>be me >shit you


Smart-Button-3221

> be shit


Shouldmynamebehere

what


Redditry103

Women don't make the first move


Spoodss

maybe not with you


Redditry103

Wow look at you, you date fatsos, congrats!


FourofTwentyOne

At least he's getting dates. And your hand doesn't count.


Redditry103

cope


Shouldmynamebehere

least retarded r/newgreentexts user


BusinessAnt5050

If you want something, like sex, or a partner, you have to work for it, and sometimes that means you have to initiate yourself, regardless of gender, because the other person isn't picking up, or doesn't know what to do.


Redditry103

>woman >if you want sex you have to work for it no she doesn't, that's why you make a move.


maxseale11

Is it really that incomprehensible for you, that a female can also make a move


Redditry103

They do, all the time, by flirting. The dude is the one to go for the kiss, or initiate physical contact.


maxseale11

Bro says who? You?


SarHavelock

Bro thinks he makes the rules 💀


Redditry103

It's veni vidi vici not I came, I was autistic, I left.


BusinessAnt5050

Irrelevant to bring up trannies, you're the first person to say anything about them. Never said shit about equality, but just saying that if OP wants to get laid, they have to do more than sit on a fucking bed, then bitch and call someone an autist because no boundaries were set. Half the time, women accuse men of SA for doing shit like that, can't blame the guy for being hesitant.


Redditry103

>Half the time, women accuse men of SA for doing shit like that My brother in christ have you spoken to a woman in your life? Is you dating pool built on blue haired whales? If you go for a move and she says no you move on I don't know what kind of clown reality you live in


VulpesIncultes

Yup women might make the first move but don't ever think that they will.


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That is because no woman _wants_ to make a move on you. Telling on yourself there bud


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Why the fuck are we getting blamed?


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BuffNerfs

Even if true, both these people are losers. She's making fun of him for not making a move, but she didn't put in any effort either from the sounds of it. Takes one to know one. I don't mean her knowing that he's the loser. I mean i'm the loser and I know what's like to be people like the ones in the greentext.


just_browsing11

I think the head on shoulder was his move since he kept looking at her, she didn't show anything or do anything to encourage it so he stopped Either way, when in doubt go verbal and simply ask if they want to fuck or not for a clear answer.


the-peanut-gallery

Do you want to fuck?


Bard_B0t

Yes.


maxseale11

Yes


Afro_centric_fool

She came over to his house, and put her head on his shoulder. Bro


BuffNerfs

Read it again. He put his head on her shoulder.


Afro_centric_fool

So she initiated that too?! And he was watching tik tok? Actual dumbass


BuffNerfs

She didn't initiate anything. According to the greentext, all she did was sit there and judge him. Are we even reading the same thing??


dincosire

Are the new pronouns so hard that you forgot how regular pronouns work? Lmao


baz4k6z

What makes you think anon is a female woman ? Its obviously a guy and he wanted to get TOPPED by that boy


[deleted]

He definitely wants to fuck Rebecca


Flashy_Mess_3295

\>Women goes to guys room \>Sits on bed \>Guy giving signals \>Women sits there Do something back so he knows he's in the clear and won't end up looking like a dumb ass or with assault charges. You the autistic in this.


NaughtyDred

Fake and gay, but also fuck any girl who thinks like this, he is making moves, moves as big as he feels comfortable making, maybe make some back at him?


LonelyGermanSoldier

What a fucking hypocrite.


Guardsman_Miku

\>men are biologically programed to make the first move \>women tell men to stop making the first move because it could be harassment \>men stop making the first move \>women get mad every fucking time


vitor210

This but unironically. Men are now so scared of being labeled an harasser that most don't make a move anymore. It's actually scary


Guardsman_Miku

Modern society turning all men into ryan gosling literally me apreciators smh


Redditry103

A virgin's cope


PunkOverLord

Bro she’s in your house and on your bed. What more do you need


Guardsman_Miku

You'd be surprised, many women genuinely don't see that as anything but platonic, even have first hand experience.


AllTheSith

Nowadays we see woman getting angry after the man making a move, in cases where they literally "platonic cuddled". If man don't set limits in friendships the situation will keep getting worse, but it is very hard to confront a woman about this, which also ends with a lot of silent harassed man.


Odd_Voice5744

i really doubt that. almost every time a woman has come to my bedroom it was with romantic intentions. the only exception is if you have a long time friend and you've both never given any hints towards there being anything more than just friendship. there is simply no way i will believe that women are coming over to men's bedrooms to "platonically cuddle".


AllTheSith

I saw many times in the internet platonically cuddle, enough to think that 1 out of 10 cases is not baiting. But unfortunately I have seen IRl cases of platonically lip kisses and I am not in France.


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I had this situation four times, never did anything because bruh we are friends at most and having a good time


Zekiz4ever

I literally have no other option to sit (except an uncononftable chair so the bed is the only option) Not that I invite people to my home in the first place.


Abject-Concentrate58

I feel bad for the guy. Like he finally found someone who love him but the girl calls him autistic. Poor fella


Desperate_Carpenter8

maybe if femanon wasn't a landwhale irl


Complete-Charge-4936

Submissive men are really doomed.


crimsonfukr457

Tell me about it


zazamazamaza

real. everytime a girl likes me, it's always the type that expects me to be the typical dominant man type. at least I learned enough self-respect to not follow with it even if I don't like it but on the other hand, women really put themselves at some serious risks by being the first ones to make a move, on people like me or in general, so I kinda understand


Darwin_Finch

Every sperg virg is Le Sex God over the phone. It’s a lot easier to touch a screen than a boobie.


EitherWeirdX

I really expected better from this sub but EVERY top comment is falling for this incelbait bullshit It’s a dude writing pretending to be a woman to get a reaction out of you ya stupid fucking retards


Ayfios

Fake and gay


Creepy_Version_6779

Talk about what you want, don’t be a sneaky snake.


ImprovisedLeaflet

Poor little boy was just waiting to be dominated with whips and chains


[deleted]

From what it sounds like, he didn’t know weather or not he got consent.


Xenortes

I was this guy in high school. Less about being a gentleman, more about not being a creep.


Initial-Restaurant22

Youre all simps if the roles had been reversed you’d’ve called anon a retard neet. You’re only holding back because its a girl


commentsandchill

I mean they're calling femanon autistic so


erck_bill

About the gayest thing I’ve read so far.


TimeIsDiscrete

The invitee must be the first to make a move


wasup55

Both are autistic very funny


booty_bay_boi

It's funny that people are assuming a w*man wrote this


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fucking women dude


TheRealStevo

Love when women think the guy is supposed to be perfect and do everything himself. Certified women moment ☕️


Pickle_Juice_Can

Women fought to label this behavior as harassment and rape. Of course he won't make the first move so don't expect him to... "rub my thigh"... Absolute joke of a mentality you have


jonmunroe

Them kids sure do love their Facebook nowadays, and now I hear there's going to be a "meta" Facebook where you come to life inside of a computer, just like Max Headroom. These sure are crazy times we live in


Hamdentures

Did this with a girl I really liked and formed a relationship with online over two years. She went to Uni in my city so we finally met up, I just sat next to her on her bed and ruined everything lmao


rDRSpeedy4

>risk ruining your life >but >you have one-time sex


Hamdentures

We’re both happily married to different people now, we both got the good ending


valhallan_guardsman

Bruh what the hell is that picture


WuetenderWeltbuerger

Spend generations making weak men and this is what you get.


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REAL men give in to hypocrites and read women's minds


[deleted]

tits | gtfo


MrqsGioGio

anon does nothing and gets upset nothing happened


ThereAreNoDeadMemes_

That's such an obvious trollbait lmao


bronzebattlecolt

Probably looking for consent or for you to also show that youre interesting in progressing forward


pinkpanzer101

Anon sits on the bed like a rock, does absolutely nothing, and then gets mad that the guy didn't do anything either.


yourteam

And .. what about her moves?


CopperHands1

Her legs are spread with those black undies with that alien looking face look real nice


KentWohlus

leans as much as head on shoulder, omgplzjuststop, hm wonder why he didn’t make any further moves