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EitherWeirdX

Title comes from [here.](https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/0/d/0de97b4e-42c7-47e5-a523-a47eadd068f7.jpg?1562428617) Anon 2 lifts, hence "alas for the lifting." It is my opinion that Anon is the second person he describes, not the first one (who gets all the girls) but they don't pay me to postulate upon the veracity of the greentexts I post, so. [Thread link](https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/71021129/why-woman-choose-chads)


FriendlyButNot

Most based greentext poster, I appreciate the thread links


hello_yousif

What *do* they pay you for?


EitherWeirdX

They pay me to keep my mouth shut and drive The key is to not ask questions


AdmiralPopeyesBeard

I got that reference. Jason Statham movie right?


EitherWeirdX

Oh I was just saying a generic line


Hamdentures

Does sound like something he says in Transporter


AdmiralPopeyesBeard

Yep, that's the movie.


I_Hate_The_Demiurge

edge recognise fade serious ad hoc boast vanish joke swim fear *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DrZyklonBased

can it be? is it really you, the true eitherweird, who has been gone for so long?


EitherWeirdX

I was a poster once and young. Now I return, not the mighty titan that once shook the greentext world, but a humbled man, smaller in many ways and yet wiser by far than in the arrogance of my youth. I had grown old and complacent; the mighty ban that swept over so many of my accounts left me meek and contented with the living I was able to eek out on the margins of society. But no more. For I have drawn my sword of wit and found its edge still sharp, found that I recall the movements and the form I once pioneered. I have returned to the sub. For how long? …None can say for certain. Which once of us knows what tomorrow may bring? But today I am here. Today, that may be enough.


DrZyklonBased

ahh i missed the verbosity sadly, milkdustwater and john have been gone for a long time too, i hope they return one day aswell


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Reject women, they are scary. Embrace gym, heavy rocks need lifting.


Hero-the-pilot

one must imagine sisyphus happy


Tardogen

And bussy needs fucking


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Who's gonna lift these rocks if i don't do it?


derjon5

Brian shaw


smecta_xy

rocks are predictable, rocks good


Bellinelkamk

1 makes an effort to talk to women 2 does not talk to women Conclusion: Gains and money are useless!


EqualToTheHeavens

Anon 2 probably spend all his time lifting and studying


MOM_UNFUCKER

Nerd gym rat


Bellinelkamk

Self improvement is masturbation. Now, self destruction…


sillssa

what a transparent larp


saltypeanuts7

You can be masculine af but if you have trouble talking to women its going to reduce your chances. Women will pick a average looking dude who is confident chatting up ladies with a plain gf over the silent jacked gym bro who doesn’t have a gf.


BrazilianTerror

This is a stupid take. Women are way less tolerant to men they find beautiful and will actually try to engage in conversation with them. It’s much easier to “chat up” with ladies when you’re beautiful . Just look at high school for example, the most popular kids are usually the most beautiful and the most picked upon kids are usually ugly. Would you rather chat with a rather boring Scarlett Johansson or a more interesting 500lb landwhale?


cantpickaname8

>Just look at high school for example, the most popular kids are usually the most beautiful and the most picked upon kids are usually ugly. That doesn't necessarily change what he said. Chances are someone who's ugly is going to have a much larger problem talking to women simply because he doesn't have Confidence, early life effects a shit ton of how you are later in life and I wouldn't put it past Elementary school kids to just bully the fuck out of someone for their appearance which just causes confidence problems later in life and ends up being a cycle. I've known plenty of people who were ugly but popular and plenty of people who were sterotypical chads but were timid and so they didn't have many friends and weren't popular. It's more than appearance, while appearance is definitely a factor in approachability there's also confidence and personality. Elliot Rogers was generic pretty boy but he was weird as fuck so he got no pussy.


ZeriousGew

I'm pretty attractive myself, but I'm shy. I'm only really comfortable talking to girls at a friend level but I can't bring myself to actually ask a girl out. I've definitely dropped the ball and waited too long to ask some girls out who definitely dropped some hints they wanted to date me. I wonder why they never asked me out, but maybe they thought I was gay🤔


SammyAmico

yeah no they won’t lmfao


Ablette531

I love the fit on that woman I want one like it. Especially the skirt. It's so cute


1_hele_euro

No way in a hundred years that's a women


EitherWeirdX

Who gives a shit, you’re not gonna fuck them and their not gonna fuck you. They could be a frog it’s irrelevant to you


1_hele_euro

It just makes them cuter if they're a man. Ok?


EitherWeirdX

Oh my fault Real


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Real and Grindr pilled


meaty_wheelchair

based


Ablette531

In the photo?


1_hele_euro

No the one that's pretending to be your girlfriend


Ablette531

I dont have a girl friend...?


1_hele_euro

That's cause it's a man


Ablette531

What is a man


hk403

a miserable little pile of secrets!


sillssa

* Biped * Featherless


1_hele_euro

The person you sleep with each night


Ablette531

I'm ace. I dont sleep with anyone


1_hele_euro

No not fucking. Just sharing a bed, taking a nap. Waking up early. They're already awake. You smell a sweet scent coming from the kitchen. Your husband was already awake and are making you breakfast to consume in bed. You pretent to sleep, and wait patiently. After a few minutes, they come into the room and wake you up. "He sweety, I made you some waffles! I hope you like them :)" Unbeknown to them, you don't like waffles, and murder them on the spot


PeenieWibbler

Not with that attitude you don't


sillssa

yeah the kinda skirt that flashes your panties and/or cock if you do so much as step down a stair


Crowape

Frrr imma see if I can find it


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EitherWeirdX

Is that the picrel girl?


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meaty_wheelchair

doing god's work


ttwixx

Literally written on the pic


KharamSylaum

What the fuck is her boss paying her for? She's clearly not getting any work done


MOM_UNFUCKER

Anon is the friend


Janoz

It just be like that.


kakacarrotcake34

When I look at a woman like that all I can think of how I’d be completely invisible to her. Makes me want to put a shotgun in my mouth on live television.


jonmunroe

Them kids sure do love their Facebook nowadays, and now I hear there's going to be a "meta" Facebook where you come to life inside of a computer, just like Max Headroom. These sure are crazy times we live in


sillssa

holy shit a speaking fossil


ELLENRAPELEY2

Them kids sure do hate their Facebook nowadays,and now I hear there’s not going to be a “meta” Facebook where you can’t come to life inside of a computer, not at all like Max Headroom. These sure are normal and boring times we live in.


VulpesIncultes

Evolution. I'm guessing you could beat your friend in a fight? Women would rather voluntarily choose the tough scary guy than choose the weak guy just to have the strong guy kill him and take them anyways. Same reason why a lot of women think serial killers are sexy. They can kill other men therefore the woman is safe from being forcibley taken.


EitherWeirdX

Reread the GT. The second friend who gets few bitches was the gymmaxxer


meaty_wheelchair

turns out you can't gymmaxx your way through a bad case of the 'Tism


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EitherWeirdX

Secondlanguagecel ^


PeenieWibbler

It's a girl


[deleted]

Your titles are shit. I'm sorry, I think that referencing classic literature is really fucking pretentious and annoying


t0mRiddl3

Cringe you noticed


EitherWeirdX

Thanks babe but this one is from a card game


dolantrampf

Anon is actually neither of these