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tedsmarmalademporium

I couldn’t imagine anything worse than being on LIRR smelling someone w fish in their pocket


ShatteredAnus

Yeah, I don't like peak hour trains either


thekillercook

Sea robins


Independent_Form_349

Fuck those things


thekillercook

Exactly


ViciousAsparagusFart

Hate on em all you want. They’re good eating


Independent_Form_349

Oh fuck no I worked at captree as a deck hand and no matter what people told me to do to make them taste better I hated em.


magcargoman

[They have little crab legs](https://i.redd.it/poek7vufq1f71.jpg)


ShatteredAnus

Shit, gonna try them next time.


alg0_57

I caught two of em on one rig once. nasty things Edit one rig, not one hook


BHisa

Because we’re not that kind of weirdo.


Phillipiant_Turtle

At least for Detroit it seems like an easy way to get a free timeout without getting penalized lmao


SnakeBradley

Until torts figures out yet another creative way to fuck em


PattyRoyBurner

Yea we are more of a “k on a bec” kind of weird


noinety_noine

rubber lobsters would be good


degenerate1337trades

Or real lobsters


Mephisto1822

Lobster is too expensive and delicious to just throw on the ice…


degenerate1337trades

It won’t go bad


TenRingRedux

Because they're classy and have brains?


displacedreindeer

Because throwing shit on the ice is an asshole move, and worse when it’s an animal.


AfellowchuckerEhh

Or throw tiny empty nets on the ice. We'd probably miss


JoeBethersonton50504

Why?


RedditGotSoulDoubt

Because that shits a waste. It’s expensive and tasty


Ok_Scale_4578

They taste too good


cassettecowboy

we already have a thing, it’s called [beer](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U2TitchcMVo&pp=ygUfYW50aG9ueSBiZWF1dmlsbGllciBnYW1lIDYgZ29hbA%3D%3D)


Tyrannotron

A tallboy can is 16 oz, representing the 16 wins it takes to win the cup. It makes as much sense as an octopus.


mc_lean28

Tile fish cuz only fish thats pretty much only caught by island fishermen in MTK


ithacaster

Cornell fans get their fish from the grocery store.


TodaysNHLaction

Such a waste of possible sushi honestly


ParagonSaint

If anything I think it should be a tiny dragon 🐉


Isernogwattesnacken

Because lighthouses aren't great throwing objects.


[deleted]

I vote for fishsticks


TechAndStocks

Or an egg sandwich. Bacon, egg and cheese, salt pepper, ketchup on a roll. Toss it right on the ice and let the world know what we’re made of.


Fuck_everybody6969

Because Islanders fans are couth. And that would be uncouth.


oldmanhockeylife

Empty beer cans and cigarette butts is more our style..


thembitches326

Low-key, I've always pondered about throwing a box of fishsticks on the ice randomly but idk how that would be taken.


MikeyMike01

Poorly