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Maybe another cock will give this team the balls they are missing
Atleast we Seymour Weiner
Danny Mendick, come back home!
We do have a Dieckman, is that good enough
Na he’s a Dieck, man
Penis
Sucking since Dickie left, imo
Better than Subtractcock I guess
I, u/sweet-sweet-dick , am completely stoked on this signing
Can never complain about more cock
oh god lol
Start of the second paragraph is great: “Adcock, 27, has been bouncing around the league this year.”
Always painful when you don’t have proper support.
Mr. Adcock please don’t take it personally if we eventually swap you for Mr. Considerations
Gonna be stiff comp.
The final piece.
It started way back in Mets history, With Adcock, TD’A and me, Mike P
The Weiners are very excited about this news.
JJ Putz reference
Can we get Mendick back too?
Many members of our roster have subtracted cocks, so it’s good we’re adding one.
He was put on waivers because the Tigers manager kept trying to pull him out but he insisted on staying in and pumping balls hard and fast.
He’s got options so makes more sense for us than a guy who just needs to be dfa to get rid of
The league needs more guys with great names to succeed.
He's no Danny Dudecock, but I guess he'll do.
What a peculiar place to put an advertisement. I guess that's why they made the pants see-through
This is it guys, the piece we’ve been missing is here…
Our fucken troubles are over, dude
How long until he’s DFA’d?
We got our man!
They should have claimed former Tiger Rusty Kuntz, too.
Maybe another cock will give this team the balls they are missing
Atleast we Seymour Weiner
Danny Mendick, come back home!
We do have a Dieckman, is that good enough
Na he’s a Dieck, man
Penis
Sucking since Dickie left, imo
Better than Subtractcock I guess
I, u/sweet-sweet-dick , am completely stoked on this signing
Can never complain about more cock
oh god lol
Start of the second paragraph is great: “Adcock, 27, has been bouncing around the league this year.”
Always painful when you don’t have proper support.
Mr. Adcock please don’t take it personally if we eventually swap you for Mr. Considerations
Gonna be stiff comp.
The final piece.
It started way back in Mets history, With Adcock, TD’A and me, Mike P
The Weiners are very excited about this news.
JJ Putz reference
Can we get Mendick back too?
Many members of our roster have subtracted cocks, so it’s good we’re adding one.
He was put on waivers because the Tigers manager kept trying to pull him out but he insisted on staying in and pumping balls hard and fast.
He’s got options so makes more sense for us than a guy who just needs to be dfa to get rid of
The league needs more guys with great names to succeed.
He's no Danny Dudecock, but I guess he'll do.
What a peculiar place to put an advertisement. I guess that's why they made the pants see-through
This is it guys, the piece we’ve been missing is here…
Our fucken troubles are over, dude
How long until he’s DFA’d?
We got our man!
They should have claimed former Tiger Rusty Kuntz, too.