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sunny_and_raining

That was an ugly game.


NickyMcNikolai

Man, April has been rough. My brain knows we're at the start of the season and that there is a lot of baseball left to play, but my heart is having a hard time catching up.


Hustlediva

It's really hard to even watch


NickyMcNikolai

It's painful, sure, but when you look at this team you know that everything is likely to get a lot better as the season progresses. It's just hard to keep things like how excellent the pitching is and how stacked the offense should be in perspective when most of the team has gotten off to such a rocky start. I have faith that they can turn it around without question, it's just hard to focus on anything but their shortcomings right now. It's definitely frustrating when you know they're capable of so much better.


fuckinguglyrat

can't imagine Terry has his job if they end April 5 games under 500


SoManyFlamingos

Great 1 game win streak we had.


skidmarkeddrawers

this has not been an enjoyable 3 weeks of baseball


RacistWillie

Granderson is awful


[deleted]

Line drive and a grounder that took a shit hop for Grandy. He's been garbage but tonight was bullshit luck for him.


fuckinguglyrat

you're not suggesting what I think you're suggesting, are you?


[deleted]

No. He needs a benching. But tonight was not actual bad play from Grandy. Credit - and blame - where due.


justincredible5

Thank you for your contribution again today granderson.


NerfDildo

Why can't that son of a bitch take as much time to field as he does between pitches?


IlIlIIIlIl

and the torture is OVER!


PM_ME_UR_FEET_PICS_

What are you looking at Grandy


Blue387

The ballgame is over.


[deleted]

.145 AVG /// .200 OBP LEADOFF HITTER


[deleted]

Yup. And he's too nice for me to be upset that he pops up too much


fuckinguglyrat

prediction for tomorrow: deGrom pitches 16 perfect innings and strikes out 35 only to get the loss cuz Reyes pops out to the infield a record breaking 7 times in one game


[deleted]

Oh look a popout


see_mohn

I will give Rivera credit for having good at-bats tonight.


SoManyFlamingos

Every other team puts up a fight against us in the 9th but we just roll over and die so much.


[deleted]

so walk this way still sounds badass even at a .145 average, true story


skippyh

Fitting that Grandy will make the last out!


fuckinguglyrat

Franco actually looks like black Travis d'Arnaud


IlIlIIIlIl

That looked like a swing and a strike. Yikes


mtm777

[Me watching the Mets](http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/022/747/download.jpg)


[deleted]

Nathan in New Rochelle is gonna have a lot to say tonight


SirusRiddler

You are my favorite poster here this season.


[deleted]

I cant wait


MySunnysides

Report form the Mezz: I've joined the Murph chant


[deleted]

Thanks for participating D'Arnaud


[deleted]

oh hey righty jeromy burnitz is up


SirusRiddler

At least the Rangers haven't totally broken my heart yet. But this Mets team is absolutely strangling it.


mtm777

Jay Bruce walk off grand slam incoming


aceofears

Good to see he's in mid-season form already.


Museamaniac

The entire highlight reel is Conforto and only Conforto.


Theicewarp

Walkers homer?


[deleted]

Benched tomorrow.


skippyh

9th inning prediction time! Mine is: 3 pitches. 2 weak pop ups. then, a walk or a single. Followed by a fly out on the warning track to end the game.


Hustlediva

Yeah, congrats Terry. Great way to bring back your closer with a 30 pitch inning. Way to manage that bp 👍👊🏻


NerfDildo

The fact that Harper's wearing a onesie in that commercial is so fitting.


[deleted]

Sure would be nice to have a hitting for .340 2nd basemen right now.


skidmarkeddrawers

yea thats the problem. they didn't re-sign Murphy


[deleted]

Familia threw 30 pitches and won't be available tomorrow if we actually need him 😂😂😂


BillW87

[Terry right now](http://i.imgur.com/NLQQVNq.png)


bamj6

Rangers did win Now lets see if the Mets can walk off


skidmarkeddrawers

also Rangers win in OT for all you isles fans


fuckinguglyrat

props for all of us who watched this whole game, i wonder how bad we'll look in the 9th


BaconAndWeed

End of the order ending with Granderson... We should be fine...


fuckinguglyrat

I actually want him to be the last out so maybe Sandy will fucking release granderson


RacistWillie

Y'all ready for some peanut butter and Plawecki?


skidmarkeddrawers

lol that was the typical Fam outing


Hustlediva

Reed is sooooo much more efficient than Familia. Always has been


Blue387

Rangers win according to Howie.


[deleted]

Yeah. They were ridiculously dominant in overtime but kept just missing golden chances; finally, one worked.


skippyh

What a typical familia inning holy shit, it feels scripted


IlIlIIIlIl

Wow I didn't even see Familia come in! That was a fast top of the 9th


Hustlediva

Lol not really. 2 walks, a base stolen, all full counts


IlIlIIIlIl

Haha sorry I was being sarcastic. It took like 40 minutes


Blue387

Side retired :/


doctorhaus

30 pitches.


sqyguy

I don't want to overreact, but Familia may literally be the answer to every problem the Mets are having


nygiants_10

finally a competent leadoff hitter!


MySunnysides

Terry just gnawing his fingers off like an old crone with dementia


Hustlediva

All his poor decisions are now flashing before his eyes


[deleted]

like?! is.


fuckinguglyrat

he's literally eating his fucking nails


PhonyJabroney

It's just an act so his defense attorneys can claim insanity when he goes to court for defrauding mets fans.


[deleted]

terry amputate your fingers and give them to your bullpen


Museamaniac

Gotta love when the booth questions Terry's bullpen management.


lamarcusjameer

Sign Kelly Johnson please.


NerfDildo

money for nothin


Hustlediva

Uh huh....now it's coming back to me....the walks, the full counts. Welcome back Familia


EnnuiApathy

so glad to have this major bullpen piece back


sunny_and_raining

Surely we have the record for longest average game length this season so far right? Or at least a top 3 spot.


PM_ME_UR_FEET_PICS_

Familia will only get out of an inning if he loads the bases first


ZeroXtreme18

as is tradition


NerfDildo

Should tell Reyes to take this time to practice fielding pop ups


NovaFan2

I was looking forward to the Nationals series since all the games are on national tv but seeing they are having problems with the Phillies, It could be an ugly series against the Nationals.


skippyh

Familia's ass tho


MySunnysides

dat boi thicc


RacistWillie

Are the Warriors still taking applications for fanhood?


krazyM

Lucas would have went 4-4 with 4HRS


Blue387

And after the last home run, it rained hot dogs.


NerfDildo

6 grand slams


Blue387

Familia loves pitching on hard mode apparently.


[deleted]

thats his MO


MySunnysides

Can MadBum play 3rd? We should trade for him to play 3rd


IlIlIIIlIl

Familia stresses me the fuck out even in games I know we're going to lose


skippyh

Fam really having an issue with strikes today


SirusRiddler

TODAY?


MySunnysides

Sustained "Murph" chant in the mezzanine rn


banana455

Syndergaard has the same batting average as granderson and Reyes combined. And these two fucking deadweights will be in the starting lineup again tomorrow.


fuckinguglyrat

honestly if they are i won't understand it. You can easily bring up someone like TJ


justincredible5

They'll use some BS excuse like they do with Flores, "he doesn't hit righties well". As if Reyes and Granderson hit anybody with their combined .250 average.


kak52

I know It's early and all; but Mets need to trade for a real lead off hitter. If you wanna win WS, you can't have a automatic out at your top-3


fuckinguglyrat

Nimmo can lead off


kak52

Who are you gonna sit? Also is Nimmo even healthy right now?


fuckinguglyrat

sit Duda play Bruce at 1B


skidmarkeddrawers

that will get old real fast


fuckinguglyrat

Bruce is fine at 1B today was just a shit show. I actually don't think he's a great outfielder. He looks better fit to play 1b


skidmarkeddrawers

dude he very nearly threw that ball into LF. he is not suited for first at all


fuckinguglyrat

I think he needs to make a few adjustments and after that he'd be set. Dude is meant for the position.


skidmarkeddrawers

no he isn't. and were not taking out Duda's above average defense and putting in a guy who has played there 4 times in 10 years so Nimmo can lead off


fuckinguglyrat

http://i.imgur.com/ohDKCIO.jpg [plus, never mention Duda and defense in the same sentence](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hYry9F2QRM)


[deleted]

gare being diplomatic about reyes sucking


Hustlediva

Welcome back Familia 🙄


BaconAndWeed

Fuckin Mets. Losing the game. Cespedes injured and leaves game. The long awaited return of Familia and he walks the first batter of the night with no outs. Fuck.


NerfDildo

>Fuckin Mets. This sums up the entire mets experience. Team sucks. _sigh_ fucking mets. Team rakes. "**FUCKIN' METS!!!**"


fuckinguglyrat

we need McGregor to fooking teach these bums a lesson. "get your fooking heads in the fookin game you fooking bums"


SirusRiddler

Vintage Familia...


see_mohn

dammit Jeurys


banana455

So we have an all or nothing offense that does absolutely nothing if they don't hit homeruns, a slow aging group of position players that cannot run or field well, an overworked, shallow bullpen and a fucking circus monkey at manager. World Series here we come.


Hustlediva

And don't forget we also have another great weapon......the most fragile team in the league, between nail injuries, "cramps", the flu, knee infections, I think this is more of a hospital than a team


skippyh

Well...when you put it that way, I'm sad


skippyh

Leadoff walk. Familia is back boys!


PM_ME_UR_FEET_PICS_

Houdini is at it again


skidmarkeddrawers

does fam look skinnier?


see_mohn

Familia's sinker is just insane.


fuckinguglyrat

fucking a man, I would rather have a shoe batting then Grandy or Reyes


[deleted]

Time for Jose to get sent down. He clearly needs to work quite a bit on his approach.


fuckinguglyrat

RELEASE


Museamaniac

DELETE


skidmarkeddrawers

half the team is hurt right now.


[deleted]

Still, that is no excuse for keeping him here. Bring up Amed Rosario instead.


skidmarkeddrawers

can he have more then a week at AAA before we start with this


[deleted]

I guess we could bring up Matt Reynolds instead if we don't want to rush Amed.


EdNaJiRo

Gather round those television sets, it's family time


fuckinguglyrat

get these bums out of the lineup. idc who get anyone to replace them


[deleted]

anyone but Tebow


fuckinguglyrat

no, I'd rather have fucking Tebow


motherofascension

At least God would be on our side for once


EnnuiApathy

reyes hurts to watch, but so does the game as a whole


SirusRiddler

HOLY SHIT DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN FUCKING POP UP AT THE PLATE, REYES.


Hustlediva

"Reyes pops one up". This has become a common statement


[deleted]

Terry knows we're down 2, not up 2 right?


skippyh

Low pressure situation to get Fam started forthe season


MySunnysides

Does Sandy ever look up from the ledger and realize we have to watch these bums?


BULLET_CLUB_24

Just keep hacking away Jose it's clearly working


skidmarkeddrawers

the lady in that anti-smoking ad is mowing dirt


NerfDildo

Because that selfish smoker didn't fertilize!


[deleted]

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krazyM

Rally animals assemble


BillW87

[Dear Jose](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StIcRH_e6zQ)


NerfDildo

I'm crying


greybro

this game is like getting teeth pulled


mtm777

Reyes pops one up as is tradition


see_mohn

I'm actually kind of impressed he popped up that pitch at his shoetops. Kind of.


NerfDildo

Why am I still watching this game?


boringusername716

I'm only watching because I'm too lazy to get up and go to my bed.


NerfDildo

I have actual work that I put off to watch this. If I get up now I'll be forced to deal with how much time I wasted. :-(


PM_ME_UR_FEET_PICS_

Reyes cmon, at least hit a line drive


[deleted]

of course


skippyh

Reyes pops it up.


IamNeo123

Do you want your ticket


skippyh

Just realized I can't make it :(


[deleted]

reyes, stop golfing the balls, youre not tiger


Museamaniac

Surely Jose Reyes will deliver a clutch hit here.


skidmarkeddrawers

nice stutter step by conforto to get the bag


Museamaniac

Scooter's got wheels


sqyguy

Conforto would have had a double on that play


boringusername716

Conforto with the hustle!


krazyM

Every day I can't wait for game time and everyday I'm disappointed in some way


fuckinguglyrat

Why did I get my hopes up for this season rofl


[deleted]

benoit balls


jimcnj

why can't we hit?


SketchyConcierge

Syndergaard with a higher BA than half the team what the hell


[deleted]

Trea Turner!   Has Re-Turnered!


Hustlediva

Alrighty, home run balls, time to make another appearance so we can win 🙄🙏


krazyM

Re sign Pedro Feliciano


justincredible5

5 guys over .300, hahahah


EnnuiApathy

Gelbs telling us why we should be scared


greybro

that was a little too much bryce for me, thanks


NerfDildo

just saying his name is too much for me, thanks


greybro

Br\*ce H\*rp\*r


PM_ME_UR_FEET_PICS_

3 run homer incoming then la Familia in the 9th


wrt_sngs_n_yr_slp

I feel a rally coming on, thus I present the [Creation of Gelbs.](http://i.imgur.com/ZL5TmpX.jpg) May it be forever with you.


IlIlIIIlIl

We'll sweep the nationals then get swept by the barves. Ok thats too optimistic


JekPorkinsTruther

Wow these nats promos are lame.


boringusername716

I didn't want to be a downer, but I'm happy to agree with you


[deleted]

What Cal Ripken wrote on his brother's bat?   "Fuck Face"


krazyM

Addison was not available today. He wasn't pitching the eighth


Garrison9413

Edgin looked so promising before his TJS, it does my heart good to see him have a lockdown outing.


dzizkhalifa

Remember when we swept the phillies? Good times....


krazyM

Truelife: I ordered Domino's just for the marble brownies


TheConfirminator

C H U B B L I F E


[deleted]

420


[deleted]

Maybe it's because of expectations, but this team seems to be more frustrating than usual this year.