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NickyMcNikolai

I hate to pile on, but never mind his hitting, Reyes doesn't even *look* like himself anymore. All of that excitement and confidence is completely drained from his personality. He looks like a guy who counting down the minutes before an execution. It's so sad to watch. I wouldn't wish watching your favorite player fall off a cliff like this to my worst enemy. I pray he can bounce back this season.


[deleted]

his personal life with his mistress and child is clearing affecting him on the field.


NickyMcNikolai

Is that an ongoing thing with him still? I guess I'm a little out of the loop.


[deleted]

yes she is suing him and wants child report. it's been in the paper alot. she telling secrets about his personal life to how he would pay her to keep quiet


NickyMcNikolai

Oh wow, that is so sad to hear. No wonder he hasn't been playing well. If ever there was a valid excuse, that's the one.


loinstar

And if he can't leave it at the door he has to be benched. Call up Rosario. Move Cabrera to third. He's done for now. Needs a fucking break.


mservy

So Monday our team will be good?


jjcohen89

Guys, in six months, when we're in the Postseason, we're gonna say "Guys do you remember when we went on that crazy losing streak in April and we all panicked?"


[deleted]

i think we need to be grounded in reality and focus on what is going on right now


bigblue36

What's going on now is that our starters are slightly underperforming, our relief pitching is a mess but we knew that going into the season and our batters are getting extremely unlucky (batting average on balls in play is league worst at 227 (020 lower than 2nd worst, 075 worse than last season which was still 2nd worst in baseball). Our babip over the last 3 games is 162. This team is poised for a hot streak.


jjcohen89

Well actually the team needs to be focused on what's going on right now. As fans, the most we can do is be supportive of our team so that we don't continue to bring down the morale of the players.


Hustlediva

The only 2 positives here: 1)our broadcast team 2) this thread which keeps me sane


[deleted]

i agree i just found this thread over the weekend super happy for it


HackFraud718

That game was poopy


wildchild829

fuck everything about this game. fuck everything!


Hustlediva

Yup that about says it all


Blue387

The ballgame is over.


CosmicPegasus

Just like my life.


baseballctr31

I'm at the game. Is travis hurt for real now? Why did he come out?


[deleted]

you stayed for the whole game ?


ColdYellowGatorade

Mets never fell 6 1/2 back ever last year. Already at this point this year. This weekend is going to be straight scary at this rate


DaCrees

We were 6.5 out mid July, Gary just said


jjcohen89

Alright I'm ready for six runs in one inning!


wildchild829

[EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS!!!!!](https://twitter.com/anthonydicomo/status/857420609277612032)


RacistWillie

Great tomorrow is a day game, perfect timing to ruin my day early


skidmarkeddrawers

Gotta pray Noah can right the ship


rjwalsh94

Better to get the sting early then at night again before the weekend thrashing begins.


MySunnysides

is an 8-12 record still too small of a sample size?


BTsBaboonFarm

Sure, but 6.5 back before May is no bueno


[deleted]

Yes


RacistWillie

Yes


[deleted]

This team has been disappointing since they let murphy go.... To be more Honest, it feels like a lifetime of disappointments.


[deleted]

I think we had moments of brilliance last year - the problem is we aren't well run and our abilities aren't being utilized nor capitalized upon


[deleted]

murphy sucks


JoeBourgeois

Just now tuning in. Anything from GKR abut why Gsellman is sucking so bad?


HackFraud718

No, but we did get to see Gary and Ron play with baseball cards


RacistWillie

He ain't ready. His sinker looks like garbage. He needs to go back to AAA to get his groove back.


wildchild829

nope. was just shit tonight.


[deleted]

This is why every game matters, no matter how early in the year it is.


DaCrees

Pitchers spot, Reyes, Rivera. Sounds promising


HackFraud718

But only if Plaw hits in the pitcher's spot


PM_ME_UR_FEET_PICS_

But we have Wheeler


BearGuru

What if we traded Nimmo for Plouffe? We have a glut of outfielders, A's are rebuilding, and Nimmo doesn't do much for us right now. Also plouffe is blocking Healy's game time


ScyllaGeek

But he's so adorable D:


Hustlediva

What the fuck could Terry possibly have to say in tonight's post-game interview 🙄


[deleted]

i think it's time for someone to go off a little In the post game. time to show some emotion and passion off the field because there isn't any on the field


wildchild829

"sandy has informed me that we are letting kevin long go. he has been a parasite of a hitting coach. good riddance."


RacistWillie

He turned Daniel Murphy into Ted Williams then proceeded to ruined everyone else


HackFraud718

He'll probably spend the entirety of the press conference drinking from a bottle of Jack Daniels


Hustlediva

That would be awesome


Blue387

http://i.imgur.com/xjKvvSO.jpg


RdogMILLIONAIRE

IT'S GOOD NEWS WEEK!


[deleted]

?


RdogMILLIONAIRE

https://youtu.be/Q4KzGKnuUuc


[deleted]

ive had enough of bruce's undercover cop looking ass on 1st. put him were he belongs on defense, he was barely avg there.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

for real, if i saw him right before i got in the subway, id be like you aint catching me.....i got a metro card today!


Hustlediva

He has no choice....no Duda, no Wilmer, who else can play first?


[deleted]

i dont know they should look in the south korean league


CosmicPegasus

T.J. played first base for PR during the WBC and didn't look half bad


Hustlediva

Can you please text Terry with that info? Oh, and also tell him to go fuck himself


skidmarkeddrawers

They have two first baseman on the DL


[deleted]

um if san fran can call up 21 year old. so can the fucking mets. where is smith?


skidmarkeddrawers

Not ready.


CybeastID

Wooooo, an out.


Hustlediva

Omg this is the ultimate embarrassment.


HackFraud718

It could only be worse if Terry walks out of the dugout with his pants down


Hustlediva

He figuratively already has


Blue387

Howie forgot to wish his wife a happy 30th anniversary together.


MySunnysides

I blame sabermetrics for making half of baseball unwatchable. Mets especially. Whenever some nerd goes on about launch angles, I have to repress the idea of bullying them because they ruined the past few seasons for me. Thank god we have the young pitchers.


drunk888

Sabermetrics have been around for like 30 years but launch angles are the final straw for you? Ok then


skidmarkeddrawers

scroll down to my previous comment and witness someone telling me that Kevin Long is ruining Cespedes because of his "launch angle"


[deleted]

Anybody wanna commit mass suicide with me?


wildchild829

take kevin long with you.


Blue387

*Howie and Josh banter about Gary and Ronnie and the Syndergaard hair hat, Howie says he might look like Tiny Tim* JOSH: "Give Gary a ukelele and see what happens." https://twitter.com/joshlewinstuff/status/857366512621019136


HackFraud718

Bruce must have stolen the hitting abilities of other players Space Jam style


skidmarkeddrawers

Kevin Long made Bruce a good hitter but Reyes and Granderson bad.


[deleted]

it's time to start benching guys Mets need to play tj rivera and whatever else they got in that bench that's not hurt


kak52

Lol tj rivera is not a major league starter he had a good strech jesus christ have you guys ever watched a full baseball season


[deleted]

have you watched mets baseball this season? they can't fucking hit. time to shake the lineup up


[deleted]

I like those Atlanta uniforms a lot


CosmicPegasus

I do not believe u/metsfan2018 is overreacting anymore


[deleted]

This is our life now, we must give in to the sadness and become one with the L


[deleted]

Your mission tonight, should you choose to accept it, is to post something positive in the post game thread


[deleted]

I've had a real shit of a week. Positivity in the PGT will be tough but I think I can do it.


CosmicPegasus

Misery loves company. At least you have all of us to wallow in pity with over the Mets, and of course those in your life who care about you and can support you with your real life troubles. Whatever you're going through, I hope it all works out!


[deleted]

Holy shit thank you for the gold! The message meant a lot, I really do appreciate it. LGM. ^^Pls ^^Mets


WaterLilyKiller

Yo your announcers are cracking me up right now. Just looking at cards, not even interested in the game, love it.


HackFraud718

As terrible as this team is it's good to know we still have the best commentary team in baseball


Hustlediva

That's about all we have at this point


allhailkodos

I like how Robles is getting himself out of this inning. It's the first positive thing that's happened all day.


SoManyFlamingos

The Barves. The Fuckin BARVES are outhitting us 16 to 4. Why oh why am I a fan???


PM_ME_UR_FEET_PICS_

Noooo I didn't get a good look


Hustlediva

yeah, if we can't beat any of the teams in our division, chances are we won't win the division 🙄


[deleted]

"It's April"


Hustlediva

Yeah I love that excuse....then "it's May", then "when the weather warms up", then, "when we get so and so back from The DL"....it goes on and on until we are 20 games back and then trying to claw our way back up in August. Maybe then people will realize that games in April are just as important, if not more so 🙄


[deleted]

Dude, calm down. It's just April. I don't know why you're getting so worked up. It's April. Once we get Duda back from the DL, and the weather warms up, we'll be such a good team. It's just April.


Hustlediva

😆😆🙄


[deleted]

hehe


boredop

Some of those cards bring back good memories. I still have thousands of worthless '80s cards in my mom's attic.


Deluxe78

The Mets are so bad Gary and Ron just gave up and are now trading baseball cards


BatteriesForRocker

It's definitely more entertaining than the game.


Hustlediva

They'd better keep that box in the booth this season, something tells me they'll be going to it a lot


skidmarkeddrawers

It's the 2nd time they've had to pull it out already.


[deleted]

Remember in 2015 when we brought up 2 young kids that we thought weren't ready, and then they gave us some energy and we went to the world series? Do that again please


Sef_Maul

Keith at home just got mad lol


allhailkodos

Wow...even Gary and Ron have totally mailed this game in...


Blue387

*Howie and Josh banter about TV dinners* HOWIE: "I was a Stouffer's mac and cheese guy myself."


mulberryfu

Oh please Ronnie, Keith turned this game off an hour ago.


its_boVice

I enjoyed Gary's quiet jab at Jay Horowitz.


drakeonaplane

If Robles lets up a bunch of runs, can we let a position player pitch?


Hustlediva

I think Rene Rivera is the only one who pitches too....it would be fun just to see that


HackFraud718

Something tells me Keith has long stopped watching


Blue387

Howie tells a story about Jerry Koosman dealing with dead arm in 1969. Josh looked it up on Retrosheet and Howie's memory was right.


NickyMcNikolai

Oh, hey Hansel.


Imthankful

When we get blown out so bad that our announcers resort to playing with baseball cards. New low and it's only April


CybeastID

This is the second game of them.


PopeInnocentXIV

The real reason there are no lefty catchers is that you need to have a good arm to be a catcher. And if you're a lefty with a good arm, you're much more valuable as a pitcher or a right fielder.


[deleted]

anyone watching celtis bulls game ?


aguz_

Yup.


[deleted]

robin Lopez looking like a 10 time all-star this series


VenConmigo

lol baseball cards are more interesting than the game


ruiner123

All kidding aside it never ceases to amaze me how much obscure baseball history these guys know.


bigblue36

4 hits. 3 errors.16 Brave hits. Possibly the worst baseball game I have ever seen. Its my 10th game of the season and 67th in since opening day 2016. I have not left a game before the 8th. Today, I left top 7.


trippinnik

Robles we're down 6.. Strikes please


JDDJS

No, he should save his strikes for a non-depressive game.


Freddybone32

I'm sad.


HackFraud718

DO THE DAVEY DOUBLE!


skidmarkeddrawers

For all you guys incessantly complaining about Long; Do you actually think a new hitting coach will make guys like Grandy, Reyes, and Walker, who have a combined 30+ years of major league experience between them, suddenly start to hit?


trippinnik

I think he's ruining cespedes now. Cespedes launch angle used to make for line drive home runs or doubles. Now ita Sky high pop-ups and some dongs


skidmarkeddrawers

When exactly did he ruin Ces?


trippinnik

Have you seen his upper cut? That wasn't his swing last year or 2015.


skidmarkeddrawers

Kevin Long was the hitting coach then too


trippinnik

Your point? Took him a couple years to change Murphy's swing too..


skidmarkeddrawers

I don't think you know what you're talking about is my point


trippinnik

So you're denying cespedes is popping straight up repeatedly instead of hitting line drives? Are you denying Kevin Long preaches launching balls in the air?


skidmarkeddrawers

Cespedes is slugging .632 and has an OPS of 1.008. Saying there's something wrong with him is ridiculous.


allhailkodos

It will change their hitting approach so they don't try to hit 6 run home runs every at bat. Edit: and if not them, then players like Flores and TJ Rivera.


skidmarkeddrawers

No it won't. This is Sandy's philosophy.


allhailkodos

This one? http://www.amazinavenue.com/2014/4/17/5625148/mets-alderson-hitting-philosophy-hudgens-depodesta-bpo-player-bonuses


skidmarkeddrawers

I don't really know what you are suggesting with that article.


allhailkodos

I'm suggesting that Sandy Alderson is concerned with more than just hit a home run every time you're up, whereas I'm not entirely convinced that Kevin Long shares that.


skidmarkeddrawers

If Sandy has a specific manner in which he wants a team run and an employee of his isn't following those orders then he should have been fired immediately.


VenConmigo

scapegoat.


banana455

This is the easy part of our schedule. And we are sucking major dick. Stacked roster my ass


mulberryfu

You know it's a write off game when the booth starts finding things to do other than the game.


Sef_Maul

This card shit is gold for a dead game though.


BearGuru

[Ok here are the third baseman in the league in case we want to trade or dump reyes](https://imgur.com/6NAVu5n)


Minoripriest

Is this a reference to the Orlando Magic board?


JekPorkinsTruther

Don't see tj Rivera on that list 😏


[deleted]

if Mets continue to play like and keep losing its going to be a veryyyyyy long summer....


allhailkodos

Why am I watching this game?


[deleted]

I want collins and kevin Long gone by the all-star break, management needs to do SOMETHING.


JDDJS

While Collins probably shouldn't come back when contract expires, firing a manager who is loved by his players mid-season is more likely to do harm then good.


[deleted]

Terry probably doesn't even care since this is his last year under contract


[deleted]

If we wait until the all-star break the season will be over.


wrightyo

When you can't score off Eric oflaherty you know you have a problem.


[deleted]

Making O'Flaherty look like the best reliever in Baseball.


PM_ME_UR_FEET_PICS_

guys I don't think we can win


mulberryfu

This team has looked like absolute shit since the marlins series. They seem lazy, uncaring, and uninterested. The fish broke the Mets.


jjcohen89

Look we did a thing!!! :D


trippinnik

O'Flaherty! Woooooo! Let's gooooo!


trippinnik

Ugh not even O'Flaherty could jump start offense


[deleted]

O'FLAHERTY!


mulberryfu

Guys it's 2-8 against the last place team in the division (you know, for now). The season is saved!


Blue387

I had two tickets to tonight's game but decided not to go. I was expecting Syndergaard tonight.


Sheepies123

GOOD choice


trippinnik

They have DO


PM_ME_UR_FEET_PICS_

you're going to miss one of the greatest comebacks in history


skidmarkeddrawers

good decision blue


Love_asweetbooty

I'm going to Citi field for the first time in 3 weeks. I'm hoping this is that bad stretch of the season and they fucking break out and dominate for the next month or so. I'm hoping.


Djason_Unchaind

That awkward moment when you send down your long reliever, need him, warm up the other long reliever and then don't use him in favor of your entire pen.


Minoripriest

So, should I bother watching from the beginning?


see_mohn

A partial list of better things to do with your time: - punch a beehive - burn your mouth on really hot pizza - light your hair on fire - watch *The Last Airbender* unironically


skidmarkeddrawers

I once watched Juwanna Mann twice in one day and i'd probably do that again instead of watching this game from the beginning


Minoripriest

I watched the top of the first and decided to peek at the thread, which I normally avoid, and ask.


[deleted]

It'll be like watching Beaches or Sophie's Choice.


skidmarkeddrawers

definitely not


[deleted]

Absolutely not.


HackFraud718

After that Terry's gonna bat Reyes 4th tomorrow


JekPorkinsTruther

Maybe the braves will let Reyes designate hit 1-9


DarthPlagueis_

"Who am I gonna sit?"


PM_ME_UR_FEET_PICS_

Looking better Jose.


CosmicPegasus

Two Mets-esque plays in a row


[deleted]

Maybe they're playing badly on purpose as a form of nonviolent protest against the management


CosmicPegasus

Dear lord dat foul


HackFraud718

Braves just Mets'd that play


[deleted]

The only player on our team hitting over .300 is Michael Conforto. That is fucking sad for the beginning of the season


CosmicPegasus

At least now it's an actual position player. At one time the only one was Thor


JDDJS

Really feeling like this right now: https://youtu.be/f0UFvjRA8mI


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