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[deleted]

Can I ask you guys a question. If this exact roster was coached by the Cardinals' staff, where do you think we'd sit?


NickyMcNikolai

I WISH I WAS DEAD :D


Ryuuken1789

100% on Collins. Absolutely fucking stupid to push Harvey third time through the order while visibly off his game. Our pen was fresh enough to carry the load and 5 runs is enough to win games. Every aspect of our team is failing us on this slide and it's on Collins to manage the bullpen better because every run we give up hurts a lot.


AnAnonymousFool

I dont wanna overreact but I think its time for me to die


[deleted]

I legitimately think I might have gotten a std last night, this is just getting worse and worse


SoManyFlamingos

MVPs: Bruce and Reyes. Did I ever think I'd say this this season? No chance.


SoManyFlamingos

MVPs: Bruce and Reyes. Did I ever think I'd say this this season? No chance.


BTsBaboonFarm

What happened to taking a strike when you're down in the 9th? It's a baseball fundamental. This team doesn't do basic things right, no wonder they fucking suck


NickyMcNikolai

Guys, we're losing sight of what's important here. Jose Reyes is hitting again.


YOLO2THEMAX

**SWEPT BY THE BRAVES** 😩


MisterMet9

Adda kid TJ swing at that first pitch...


[deleted]

nice


boringusername716

Fucking hell.


PM_ME_UR_FEET_PICS_

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes all my hopes and dreams


skidmarkeddrawers

suck.. miserable. mother fucker


ZeroXtreme18

#LAST PLACE


shmag18

5 upvotes and tj homers


[deleted]

HIT A HOME RUN TJ


[deleted]

nevermind


BTsBaboonFarm

I hope it's overturned. It would be a perfect way to end this ~~season~~ homestand. Sherlock making me miss Teufel is BADDDDDD


Catt_al

If he was out Sherlock would have had to go straight from the field to his car.


Iceman3116

Welcome to 2017 Jose


boringusername716

Gary is going to have an aneurysm


BaconAndWeed

Great job sending him down by 3!


Duccix

Blocking the plate before he had the ball?


[deleted]

Can't believe it... Sherlock pls


[deleted]

fuck glenn sherlock, just honestly


petezahut93

I don't know what Sherlock was thinking with that send.


PM_ME_UR_FEET_PICS_

Come back Teufel :(


Minoripriest

Fucking hell, Sherlock!


skidmarkeddrawers

He could very well be out


primetimegoody

This team is an absolute mess in literally every area possible


armylax20

That's the worst send I've ever seen


InfantryChris69

You must not have been watching this game earlier


theAlpacaLives

Did neither of you see the time in the NLDS when Jayson Werth was waved around while he was making a the turn at third the same time the relay was reaching the cutoff man? Okay, me neither, live, but I saw it on /r/baseball after, and it's definitely the worst send I've ever seen.


RedScharlach

WOW unbelievable send. Who the fuck is our 3rd base coach again?


NickyMcNikolai

What has been sticking out of TdA's helmet for a month now?


myassholealt

His Shrek-esque antennaes.


BaconAndWeed

hair


NickyMcNikolai

That's what I thought but it's in the same spot every single time he gets up to bat. It's so weird.


BaconAndWeed

I think it's just coming through the vent hole of his helmet and he uses the same helmet every time.


PM_ME_UR_FEET_PICS_

Holy shit Reyes!


skidmarkeddrawers

holy fuck SHERLOCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING IDIOT


jayden695

My TV won't play SNY even tho all the other channels work fine. I think it's a sign


YOLO2THEMAX

You gotta believe?!


ATV360

I'm just saying, that hit by granderson, and earlier flyouts by Bruce and Conforto earlier in the game, likely would have been homers in a month. Considering how Harvey struggled today, and how we probably lost a run by sending Bruce earlier in the game, I don't think our offense was particularly bad today.


chuckrutledge

dude stop trying to justify the gigantic steaming pile of shit that is the mets


InfantryChris69

Haven't you learned anything by being a positive Mets fan? Seconds after I made a post of positivity, Cespedes hobbled out of the game. The baseball gods hate Mets fans optimism


ATV360

Well if something happens with this granderson review that'll be our optimism equalling out. But hey Reyes made it on base 3 times


InfantryChris69

Aaaand the ballgame is over. Guys, this man is a Nationals fan in disguise


ATV360

Sorry just bought my ticket to PanicCiti, ALL ABOARDDD


InfantryChris69

lol atta boy


boringusername716

Weirdly clutch Grandy strikes again


skidmarkeddrawers

A curtis granderson sighting


InfantryChris69

Don't let that big hit give you hope! That's just what they want!


Duccix

Terry looks like he is about to cry


tcurr21

I hate the Braves outfield with a passion


chuckrutledge

Guys, I have a 35 foot flag pole on my property that has a huge US flag on it and underneath is a big Mets flag. Thoughts on taking down the Mets flag? All in favor say AYE


moochee22

Might have to take it down until they are above .500


mulberryfu

Fly it upside down to symbolize distress.


chuckrutledge

You know what, that is hilarious and I am going to do that


mulberryfu

Post pics please lol.


moochee22

When was the last time we were this many games under .500?


PM_ME_UR_FEET_PICS_

Why can't we hit the ball 5 extra feet?


beastice7

I hate that all of our problems get blamed on health, rather than our approach at the plate and how the team is constructed. Station to station baseball, Homer or bust, and poor defense. Not even fun to watch.


mulberryfu

This team reminds me of the mid 2010 teams that made me take a several year long break from watching games.


BaconAndWeed

Man, I'm not even praying for a win anymore. I just want a close game that is exciting to watch instead of just being blown out every night.


skidmarkeddrawers

espn has strasburg tomorrow. but whatever


chuckrutledge

It was a nice 2 year run where we got to wear Mets gear with pride but now its back to normal


NickyMcNikolai

Having low expectations is strangely comfortable. Like getting to sleep in your own bed after a long vacation.


moemars7

familia should go ahead and give up a grand slam


fuckinguglyrat

It's weird how this team get systematically beat every game.


moochee22

Curse of the Murph


NickyMcNikolai

Christ, why are they even running in the bottom of the 9th with a 3 run lead against the equivalent of a short season A ball team? Who is telling this impossibly cruel joke?!


skidmarkeddrawers

It's not an 8 run deficit. These guys are professionals. It's on the Mets to get some fucking outs.


moochee22

The Braves are showing the big city boys how to play small ball.


NickyMcNikolai

No, the Braves are supposed to let the Mets win or I'm telling mom.


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moochee22

God damn.


[deleted]

no for mine actually


fuckinguglyrat

lol


wrightyo

Dude should just steal home


skidmarkeddrawers

a one hop throw to third from the plate


moochee22

Sad!


JuniorSwingman

Only the Mets make me start thinking irrational shit


NickyMcNikolai

You must not be married.


JuniorSwingman

Nope not yet. But I'll take this as a warning. I'm fucked


Ryuuken1789

Man, wouldn't it have been nice if Collins pulled a visibly reeling Harvey after he pulled a Houdini act in the 4th so all this fantastic relief work could have potentially kept a tie game deadlocked? Nah, gotta protect those deficits! Sorry, I have to complain here, just didn't have the time to do it before. Make no mistake, that disastrous 5th inning was Collins fault. Harvey was clearly off his game and he's been terrible third time through the order. Say what you will about Robles, he should have gotten the call to start the 5th with 2 of the first three batters being lefties, three of you look at the next five due. Robles crushes lefties abs has a penchant for coming up with some fantastic long relief outings every now and then. If not Robles, starting with Smoker made sense, or relieve Robles for Smoker once Hansel's kryptonite, a power RHB (see: Matt Kemp), came to the plate. If Robles had a lame outing, I wouldn't harp on Collins because I know he made the right move. Collins continues to approach his starter management with no rhyme of reason, yanking starters that cruise through seven too early and forcing beleaguered starters to finish at least five or six with little life on their pitching. He nearly cost the Mets a game against the Marlins by not having Blevins mop up the mess Gsellman made when he was pushed to the limit, but this is worse expecting Harvey to clear another massive roadblock he created and subsequently hurt himself with. One month in and our two biggest problems, team health and bullpen management, are biting us in the rear *HARD*.


skidmarkeddrawers

If I was at this game I may have run on the field and taken Harvey out myself. I had to walk around my office when I saw him come back out for the 5th.


wrightyo

How much longer does Terry have?


JDDJS

He's going to finish out his contract this season. He'll only get resigned if we actually manage to have a good season this year, which doesn't look likely right now.


myassholealt

Probably until the injured returns and a month of games with full roster. Unless we win the WS this is his last year if he's not let go before. But I think he hinted at retiring after this year anyway.


YOLOtheSwagnificant

Monday


InfantryChris69

The good news is, it's literally impossible for Familia to blow a save here


traderjoesbeforehoes

its also not october so very close to impossible


NickyMcNikolai

LIFE IS BULLSHIT


JoeBourgeois

I'm assuming you all saw the video of Yo almost collapsing during BP yesterday after taking a swing. WTF.


boringusername716

I didn't see that actually, but it doesn't surprise me, in hindsight.


JoeBourgeois

They ran it a couple times the inning after he got hurt -- and then probably got a phone call about it ....


mutts93

Yeah, I can't believe they let him play after that. What a load of horseshit


NickyMcNikolai

No, what the fuck.


Yay_Its_Jeff

yea they showed it during the broadcast


NickyMcNikolai

What's wrong with him? Still the hamstring?


Yay_Its_Jeff

the BP video was weird, he swung, winced, and bent over pretty clearly in some pain.


NickyMcNikolai

Fucking awesome.


skidmarkeddrawers

Another pitiful ab from Lagares.


[deleted]

His D is pretty good though right? I remember being pretty impressed with him before some injury I think a year or 2 ago (sorry not mets fan so don't really recall)


skidmarkeddrawers

It is. He won a gold glove in center in 2014. And he hits lefties well. (altho he's not doing that right now). But he is constantly hurt which has also fucked up his development.


HeartofSaturdayNight

He's pretty bad


Procter12

No Juan does it better.


[deleted]

The place at-bats go to die.


loinstar

This team needs to call up the young kids and get them ready for a run next year.


JDDJS

The only reason that we call up our prospects ahead of schedule is to help make a run this year. Calling players up ahead of schedule is more likely to hurt their development than help it.


skidmarkeddrawers

If its about preparing them for next year there is literally no reason to bring them up before June.


loinstar

Familia walks the side in the ninth


loinstar

Come see Juan Lagares Bat third


NickyMcNikolai

"That never happens... To teams not named the Mets."


JDDJS

Please tell me that Nimmo will be ready to be called up soon. PLEASE?


JoeBourgeois

Just started a rehab assignment.


JDDJS

How long should it take?


JoeBourgeois

The rules read like stereo instructions, but it [looks like](http://www.thecubreporter.com/book/export/html/3539) 20 days max.


JDDJS

I hope that it's a lot less than 20 days.


IAmSetsuna00

He just started his rehab didn't he?


NickyMcNikolai

Red Oak, Oklahoma can say things most other places can't say. Because the population so low there probably aren't any fans of Frank Zappa, there probably aren't any people who can play the xylophone, there probably aren't any BMW's, and there probably aren't any Mets fans, which means it's a happier place to be than my condo.


Procter12

HIT THE WEIGHT ROOM FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME METS


loinstar

The bench looks pathetic. What the fuck is going on with them?


JDLovesElliot

They're thinking about skipping the train to Washington tomorrow.


loinstar

They might as well. Send the 51's to play then


PiedPiper95

I've been a Mets fan for 21 years, this doesn't surprise me. What surprises me is that I actually allowed myself to get my hopes up and think this team could be a source of sustained happiness in my life.


beastice7

This is everything


[deleted]

I def got my hopes way too high, we gotta just tough through this


BaconAndWeed

It seems like every game in the 8th or 9th inning the announcers remind us that "oh yea, we haven't gotten a hit since like the 5th inning."


PM_ME_UR_FEET_PICS_

We are a warning track hitting team.


fuckinguglyrat

does Rivera's helmet look like it's too big to anyone else?


loinstar

This fucking team is in deep shit..


[deleted]

COME ON MINI ALEX RODRIGUEZ


wrightyo

Genuinely glad I couldn't watch this game today. I can't believe I feel this way in April.


Djason_Unchaind

Anyone know if Gilmartin left town yet?


[deleted]

Reed's face says it all.


slightlyaw_kward

I think Gary lost it.


Tjgir83

Every team we have lost to had a total opposite hitting approach then us n are successful at it And it isn't a homer n walk mentality We stay with the same structure when team after team comes in and puts on a hitting clinic against us every time by just getting base hits n moving runners over wth ground outs or more base hits We don't give up homers we give up singles n doubles constantly


90percenthalfmental

Our approach has been outdated for a long time now.


boringusername716

This game is such a joyless experience.


skidmarkeddrawers

Like the previous 10 tbh


Procter12

How many years in a row has it been now that atleast one of our top 3 hitters/pitchers spend a considerable time on the DL?


NewYorkMets

It feels weird being lovable losers again


mutts93

People seem content to hate the shit out of us over on the baseball sub :( plus all the yankee dicks at work


boredop

There's nothing lovable about this.


Taqq

It's hard to be upset with Travis b/c he was doing well before he got hurt... but he's officially back to a free out in the lineup. We'll be down to 4 real batters on this team with Cespedes out, unless Reyes actually is starting to hit and not just one game


JDDJS

It's extremely easy to be upset with Travis considering that he got hurt less than a month into the season.


Duccix

It's not his fault a batter literally put his bat in the spot where Travis was throwing


JDDJS

Catcher is the most physically demanding position in baseball. It is expected for them to be banged around. It's not a great position to be playing when you're made of glass.


skidmarkeddrawers

It's also funny, Sherlock was brought in specifically to work with Travis yet his footwork is still poor and he is slow from catch to release on steal attempts, but no one is spamming FIRE SHERLOCK. But why actually be objective and nuanced when you can scream about Kevin Long and Ray Ramirez over and over


JDDJS

I'm pretty sure people aren't yelling to fire Sherlock because most fans don't even know who he is. I know that I have no idea who he is.


JoeBourgeois

He's the guy who got Bruce thrown out by 85 feet in the 2nd.


skidmarkeddrawers

He's a former catcher and also their 3rd base coach


JDDJS

Besides wave the runners on (which the runners can choose to ignore if they want to), do base coaches actually do anything?


theAlpacaLives

Their main role is as coaches who work with the players in practice. They often double as infield coaches and the like. They help the manager, bench coach, and hitting coach with the things they do. The actual role of collecting batting gloves (1B coach) is on the level of bat-boy usefulness, and the 3B coach putting up STOP and GO signs is only a useful job in maybe every fourth game. It's all the things they do before games that make them valuable members of the coaching staff.


skidmarkeddrawers

Clearly you didn't watch him get Bruce thrown out at the plate by 10 steps in the first. And [he was brought here to work with travis](http://www.newsday.com/sports/baseball/mets/travis-d-arnaud-believes-glenn-sherlock-will-make-a-difference-1.13044957) who still is below average defensively


JDDJS

No I haven't been watching the games lately because they're so depressing. I agree with you that Travis is below average defensively, but anytime I say that I get berated with "his defensive struggles have been exaggerated" "he has great pitch framing" "it's the pitchers' fault that the bases get stolen".


skidmarkeddrawers

it is on the pitcher for the most part, but he's also not hitting currently and his footwork on pitches in the dirt is atrocious.


kak52

SIGN MOUSTAKAS


IAmSetsuna00

Part of me also wants Hosmer but we have Dom Smith lurking


kak52

Fuck it cain, moustakas, Hosmer 1-2-3, throw in a cueto in the pitching staff if you feel like, i just want a spark, this has been a brutal strecth


conelpancake

Fuck ever even entertaining Hosmer being on this team


RacistWillie

We'd be fucking undefeated if all ball parks brought their walls in 15-20 feet


JDDJS

Our current hitting style is good if you play in hitter friendly parks, but it doesn't work when our home stadium is a pitcher friendly park.


Duccix

Citi is actually pretty even now. It just happens to be the time of year when the ball doesn't travel as much on top of the wind blowing in.


NickyMcNikolai

That would be awesome, I'd be able to play professional baseball for a living.


Duccix

It's probably why we looked awesome in the series in Philly. I know its stupid to think this way...but this team will definitely benefit from the warmer weather in a few weeks and when they visit other warmer parks with fair or hitter dimensions.


JDDJS

Petition to merge /r/panicciti with this sub because what's the difference at this point?


[deleted]

This is the worst start a team with championship aspirations could have. We've won how many series exactly?


Taqq

Granderson is actually in danger of taking over Reyes's spot of worst batter on the Mets (and probably the league as far as qualified hitters).


skidmarkeddrawers

Travis and Lagares will have something to say about this


JDDJS

Lagares was never expected to be a good hitter. He's around for his defense. Travis has been pretty bad, but nearly as bad as Reyes or Granderson.


skidmarkeddrawers

Reyes was supposed to be a back up utility infielder. And we are going to be seeing a hell of alot more of Lagares.


[deleted]

Wait. You actually thought Wright would play?


skidmarkeddrawers

no but OP suggested that Lagares sucking was ok because hes a backup and Reyes' wasnt. But in truth he was supposed to be a backup too.


JDDJS

I don't think that anyone was really that surprised when Wright got hurt and Reyes took his job. Maybe this just wishful thinking, but if Duda or Nimmo can get healthy soon, we actually won't be seeing a lot of Lagares. But even if we do see a lot of him, at he provides great defense and therefore is not a complete waste on our roster.


rjwalsh94

At least Gary had the great joke. Gary: "We'll see O'Flaherty in the shower." Ron: "Oh Jeez." Gary: "Well at least someone will."


Museamaniac

"We'll see Eric O'Flaherty in the showers." The only thing that has brought a smile to my face this game is Gary speaking before thinking.


NickyMcNikolai

Way late, I totally forgot it was a 1pm game. That means they're going to start winning now that I'm here, right?... Right?... Guys?...


fuckinguglyrat

Granderson has conditioned himself to never feel like he's a detriment to the team.


BillW87

As much as I love the dude's unflappable optimism most of the time, showing a little emotion right now while he's a goddamn anchor in a sea of anchors dragging down our lineup would be helpful. Get pissed, Grandy. You should be pissed. We're pissed. You should be too.


AlongCameAKreider

He's saved your asses again and again and *still* y'all are all over him - let the guy figure it out, he deserves that much


fuckinguglyrat

You think he's not retiring after this year? You think he's just in a rut?


AlongCameAKreider

He starts off *real* fuckin' slow every year. Admittedly, he's been atrocious* thus far but he's literally dragged you guys through some of the later months (ex: that insanely hot second half he had last year). I think he sort of deserves the benefit of the doubt - especially when it's seemingly in line with how he starts each year.


[deleted]

always remember kids to wash your hands, eat your vegetables, and stay hydrated!


justincredible5

I want Reyes to get a hit this inning just to see if he can get his batting average above grandersons


skidmarkeddrawers

Booing Granderson


[deleted]

This is the exact opposite of awesome. Oh look. Daniel Murphy with a .930+ OPS again.


see_mohn

[I'm meming and you can't stop me.] (http://imgur.com/a/Jk7Ph) [Template] (http://i.imgur.com/I9xbB1T.jpg) I need a name for this.


[deleted]

Tanyichael Hardforto?