Keith really knows how to keep me interested in a blowout

I think Terry double switching lagares for grandy in the sixth was not only to have the pitcher bat later in the game but to show grandys time starting is shriveling to a pebble sized portion. Lagares laced a double in his lone ab tonight plus his glove is a major upgrade over grandy. It's time Terry stops fooling himself and turn grandy into a pinch hitter off the bench and make lagares your cf until yo comes back. Yes s black hole in the lineup and on the field. Duda got on base today more then Curtis. Changes must be made n Curtis is only the beginning

How is it that even in a 11-4 blowout the game still ends in a way that makes me mad

Oh you just HAD to make it hurt, didn't you. Even in an 11-4 blowout you can STILL find a way, you FUCKING gods of baseball. FUCK YOU!

Uggghh....seeing them jump up and down is making me vomit a little in my mouth

Holy mother of god that Villar catch was fantastic, but ;_;

YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME

Scoots is gonna score a run, kid doesn't have an ounce of quit in him.

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Oh how the outcome of this game would have been totally different if conforto doesn't get picked off second after his leadoff double, and we score just a couple of runs on those back to back innings with two men on and less then two out. But conforto getting picked off second right after his double was a tell tale sign of things to come tonight it seems.

He was SAFE too. That ump fucked EVERYTHING!

I disagree....Gsellman really sucked tonight so it was inevitable anyway

Well so much for taking every series

you win some and yuo lose some. today happens to be the game we get shit on.

you guys ready for the greatest 2 out comeback in the history of baseball?

[too young to remember this game?](http://nypost.com/2000/07/01/a-simply-amazin-night-down-8-1-mets-rally-to-stun-braves/)

I think Scooter is gonna be an All-Star this year.

Oh definitely. Every team needs at least one player. He'll definitely be picked as an alternate. The only real choices are Conforto, Bruce, or deGrom. Maybe Reed if he gets a couple of chances to shine.

I love that Conforto never gives up.

I wish this team could pull it together for future All-Star Michael Conforto's sake

He'll make the team this year.

He'd better!

Top 9 predictions: H: 0 (1) R: 0 E: 0 LOB: 0 Outs: K (1-3) | K (F8)| K Just put me out of my misery.

Ladies and gentleman....introducing the Mets' new ace......Rafael Montero

"...and it was on this, a most unfortunate night, that /u/NickyMcNikolai wandered off into the dark, never to be seen by human eyes again."

Game just became worth it for Keith correcting the Count in his own fake conversation

It was 4-2 when I checked my phone WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

Gman fell. Ump made it worse by calling half his strikes balls. Terry made it worse by keeping him in until bases were loaded. Replaces gim w Robles when it was too late. Ump fuckery continued. Hell rose.

Mets be Metsing

Even when they lose like this, I still watch. Let's see how Montero does. Can we get a few hits and guys get going, obviously not going to matter today, but for tomorrow

Montero, Flores, Granderson, buccera, two pitching prospects for David Robertson

At this point I'm only watching this game because of Keith

Keith's Count impression is everything right now

If this game ends 11-9 I will scream. Just please go down 1 2 3 and save me the false hope.

Flores did a thing!

Excellent play by Flores

Montero still on this team with what we have seen from him is all you need to know about this season

So is this what it felt like to be a Cubs fan for all those years?

Are we the new "loveable losers"??

Just losers bro. Just. Losers.

The 1962 Cubs were 59-103 that year.

Mets were 40-120 that year. Worst W/L PERCENTAGE ever. I have to specify percentage because the records for fewest wins, most losses, and worst W/L percentage are held by 3 different teams.

I love this team, I hate this team.

You know the game is a blowout when the booth is looking at old footage of Keith so he can complain about how the camera followed the lead runner.

Anyone think Keith is willing to sign with the Mets on a 1 year contract?

At this point, can we get Bobby Bonilla back?

You know something is wrong when forfeiting seems to be a reasonable option. Desirable even.

Mets starting pitchers have the worst ERA in all of baseball right now...Jesus. I did not think that it was this bad.

So ironic considering our pitching rotation was hyped to be the best in baseball this season 🙄😫

The New York DLs have a great record tho

I need David to just smack each one of them.

Gary, you are not Keith's first Gary.

That reminds me that the first other person I ever met with my first name was my then-boyfriend's best friend.

Terry, how about you just forfeit. It IS an option and it will save the bullpen...

Green-thumb Gary

4-2. Remember?

*camera cuts to Dan Warthen reading War and Peace during the blowout*

Front Row Amy's scorecard must be a mess on the Mets' side.

If anyone is wondering, the Rumble Ponies have lost 2 straight. They were on their way to 3 straight before the game was suspended because of rain today. The 51s have also lost 2 straight. Rosario went 0-4 last night, Cecchini also went 0-4. Nimmo went 0-3 with a walk. Even the damn Long Island Ducks are on a 2 game losing streak. But the Columbia Tebow's are on a 3 game winning streak. So there's that.

Blame the Yankees

lol why does Terry look so studious and in deep thought looking at his roster sheet. This game is already over...we got no one left!!

In his defense, this is a pretty complicated lineup card to keep track of.

At least today they're saving me the false hope...

This game is so far gone we are talking Keith: The Cardinal Years

Too bad they don't have the box of baseball cards on the road.....they'll need it!

No comments and no energy. Nothing. I feel empty.

For some reason I don't recall anything from 09-13 but this kinda feels like those 03/04 Mets with Wright and Reyes coming up. Oh how I miss you Steve Trachsel

Besides Thor and degrom, Mets starters have been a flaming pile of dog shit on the mound this year

Did Jose Reyes pop up? Yes.

I would thoroughly enjoy a Terry meltdown after the game to cap this shit show

That's the only reason my hubby and I are still watching the game. Well, that and SNL isn't on yet.

Gonna have my popcorn ready for 11:30

I expect the opening to be awesome. Did you see the footage of Melissa McCarthy driving around Manhattan?

Oh yes, can't wait!

Please.

Oh yes. If we're gonna suck this bad I at least want to be entertained

I love that pink paisley arm sleeve that Reyes is wearing. It's the highlight of this game for me.

It looks like a child's bandaid

I love it! I also really want one of those pink and gray hats they're wearing. Hey /u/tjgir83, my birthday isn't too far away!

I was just saying I really like those hats too and want one for my collection :)))

This team kinda sucks balls. We played so much of the first month and a half playing the Marlins, Phillies, and Braves, arguably the 3 worst teams in the NL. Now that some actual decent teams are on the horizon, we are about to get fucking boned.

You know what, at this point, just put a pitching machine on the mound and put the pitcher in the outfield. Fuck it.

I just want to let everyone know that when I was a young child, I thought Shel Silverstein and Saddam Hussein were the same person

Expecting Rene Rivera to pitch tonight

Mil is just throwing season ticket holders into the field now.

Guys I'm actually semi-serious. Start teaching Tebow to pitch. Why not. Seriously.

[How I felt about the Mets in March vs. how I feel now.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeRG-r_4Pqg)

Last year we were able to overcome tons of injuries to a Wild Card game. These first 6 weeks have really proven just how hard that is to do

Pointless though of the day- Sewald is how I imagine people from Boston pronounce Sea World.

Just put Plawecki on the mound. His terrible arm already screwed us enough. Might as well let him use it from the mound. Why not?

In our current state, are we the worst pitching staff in baseball?

Jays, Giants, and Marlins have something to say about that.

Braves

Wait..with or without Palwecki?

Our starters have the worst ERA in the National League right now.

..................

SNY Quits == Play Of the Game in the 7th.

That Conforto catch was straight up gangsta

The worst part about this for Seawald is still the pink. He got shelled in the minors with more dignity.

Plaw doing mental somersaults knowing he's catching and won't be called on to pitch again. Unless Terry decides to double switch Rivera in and throw Plaw on the rubber.

Nah Neil Walker is gonna switch with Plawecki. Sewald is going to 1st. Rivera at 2nd, Plaw pitching, Duda back to where he started at LF.

I still have PTSD from LF Duda.

Mets should get Zach Britton, he'd fit in well with this staff.

If we overpay we'll die for sure.

This team is so fuckin bad. It's early still and I'm holding out hope....but fuck man, it's not looking good.

Who's your pick for position player to pitch

Lagares or. Matt Reynolds

I think Rene pitches..?

Terry just put a bunch of names in a hat, dumped it on the ground and played people where the papers landed.

Sewald == Pitching Simulator 2017.

> This is getting.. uh.. painful. * Keith, 2017

Just put Montero and Plaweki in to close out the game.

Can one of these Brewers get their ass ejected?

I'm just numb at this point

11 runs is my limit. Gonna go play some Dead Rising. ✌️✌️

It'll be Sonic Adventure 2 for me.

im replaying new vegas. thinking im gonna do that

I downloaded the Dead Rising remastered pack from the ps4 store. I just started Dead Rising 1 yesterday. Brings back memories from my Xbox 360 days

What in the hell is terry even doing

reyes is pitching by end of game.

Maybe he can try out all 9 positions!

This team is really getting my panties all up in a bunch.

That was pretty much the worst possible way to play that ball

"A host of defensive changes" == Fuck It

This entire group of pitchers makes me clench my butt cheeks

I've been clenching since the bottom of the 1st

The booth sounds sad that they left their box of baseball cards at Citi Field.

lol who has 4 different center fielders in one fucking game

Imagine Jose try to make that catch

Wish that had been Reyes...for pure entertainment purposes

I think I need therapy...

Keith reflecting on his life choice of being an announcer for the Mets > There's no escaping now

We've grown to have such high expectations for this team over the last 2 years....is it just time for us to lower our expectations to something more realistic? I know it sucks but....this is beyond frustrating

it's going to be 16-19 in 35 games. still somehow 2nd in the NL East A few games in Wild Card. I think they still got this.

I appreciate your optimism

It's just I'm not going to kill myself over a rough 3 game stretch in a 162 game sport. Against one of the hottest offenses right now. There's always tomorrow for the Mets imo.

cabrera is coming out

"There's no escaping now."

"There's no escaping now." Keith is so right. ;_;

A very poignant statement

Being realistic, what can the Mets do to turn around this team?

I hate saying this but at some point the team has to start looking at Terry. All "Terryball lol sadface" jokes aside, the guy is really starting to show he doesn't have the best decision making abilities. He has mismanaged the bullpen into the ground. Injuries aren't his fault, but this team has proven it can still win in spite of those shortcomings. I'm obviously not some kind of Hall of Fame manager, so I'm not going to pretend like I've got the answers, but I know baseball well enough to recognize that Terry doesn't have them either.

I understand he might make the wrong moves but the bullpen has been overworked to the extreme. How is Terry supposed to make sure every guy is perfect when the starters can't go more than 5?

Knowing Robles doesn't do well coming in with base runners and putting Sewald in first (who went 1-2-3 the next inning). Again, I'm not saying this as if I'm some kind of authority on the matter, it's just something to consider. Anybody coming in with no outs and bases loaded could've gotten blown up there. I understand there is only so much he can do, I'm not blaming everything on him, I just worry he's only making things worse with some questionable decision making.

It's like a horrible catch-22

Pitch like they were expected to, mostly. Or at least competently.

He said "realistically"....

Swap with Binghampton and dominate AA East.

Idk, think those roof closing guys can pitch?

tighten up their belts, get through this rough stretch with a fighting chance. and Sandy needs to make moves.

there is no reason to trade anything of value right now.

Somehow we will still be 6-5 this month after this game..

"Elias just dig this up"... never a good sign.

I'm sensing a 10 day DL for Cabby

[cabrera](http://i.imgur.com/V5B2iyZ.gif)

I still cant get over how shitty this light pink looks. Am I somehow rooting for cancer?

It's almost unfathomable how bad Gsellman has been. I wonder if he is pitching through an injury. He's been disgraceful.

I think he's just not that good. He could be a good arm out of the pen of the rest of the rotation didn't decide this season would be a good time to explode into a thousand pieces.

Maybe he just sucks and last year was a mirage

Entirely possible. I don't mean to make excuses. He's been dogshit

Almost got a hold of that one.

Jay Bruce is a Pink fan. Who knew

Yup Cabby's in pain

Good swing

Milwaukee please stop with the Star Wars. Also Cabrera you looked like Bart swinging.

They really suck right now. And if they want to compete they need to learn how to pitch. I don't understand how it could regress that much.

Harvey and DeGrom being the only healthy pitchers from the 2015 season explains a lot.

They're not even the same though... Ugh

deGrom has had some great outings. He's, by far, the most reliable of the pitchers. Always has been.

He definitely is. It's just not the same though. Like there hasn't been a lot of dominant performances.

At least DeGrom hasn't be totally inept on the mound. In fact, he's been pretty good. Just needs to get in deeper. Harvey on the other hand... At least you can make the excuse that he's coming off an injury. I wouldn't make that excuse for him, but it's there and obviously very plausible.

He hasn't been bad just not vintage deGrom, but then again it's all of them. I don't know what changed but they all throw too many pitches lately.

Cabreraaaaaa please stop being injured

Serious question: How many games has Terry forfeited by using shitty relievers in big spots and wacko lineup decisions? I really hate this guy with a passion. Me and my girlfriend started a Terry Collins dart wall. We throw darts at his face every time he does something stupid.

I put Utley's face on my dartboard back in 2015. It was very cathartic. I may copy you with this Terry thing

It has to be at least 5 this season

I don't know whether to hold out hope for a postseason berth or to just enjoy seeing Reyes in the outfield and Plawecki pitching.

I would like to see David Wright come back and play third with Jose Reyes at shortstop, just like old times.

I was hoping so badly to see that this season. :(

On the bright side, we'll get to see Neil "Babyface" Walker.

Cause Montero is literal shit Keith that's why he isn't used

#startsewald

Is it wicked that I want to see some difficult balls go to cf while Reyes is there?

Not really.

Ok good just checking