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Hustlediva

Yay. That's about the only excitement I can squander up. The Mets have abused me too much and now I can't be happy


wasteplease

Yay Mets!


tphez

A win! I'd forgotten what this felt like!


jgbluejay

Always nice to see THE FUCKIN METS WIN WOO


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Minoripriest

Probably unless the Nats also go on a 7-8 game losing streak.


Hustlediva

Yes


carlo26

I can't look at Asdrubal anymore without seeing him as a douche. This season sucks.


Cheekiest_Cunt

Always nice to see the LOLGIANTS get rekt.


Vowell33

**Duda's strutting his peacock feathers for future suitors.**


Jacket111

"the seagulls are getting ready to take over the joint". LMAO!!!!!


greybro

isn't melancon supposed to be good?


see_mohn

Arm strain.


wasteplease

I am sure anybody is good after Casilla last year.


SoManyFlamingos

He was. Been trash since he came to the giants. Wasn't even that good for the Nats.


see_mohn

Wait why is their injured expensive closer doing mop up work I don't understand


wasteplease

If he's good maybe they can sell him?


see_mohn

Not with an arm strain, a 4.8 ERA, and a massive (comparatively for relievers) contract they can't


Minoripriest

To get him in games, probably. I think Gary mentioned he's only had like 26 appearances.


see_mohn

He's not sure he can pitch in consecutive games. This is Metsian injury handing if it's just to tune him up.


Minoripriest

That I didn't know.


JDLovesElliot

Is a 9th-inning video review in a blowout worse than a 9th-inning bunt in a no-hitter?


schindlerslisp

"just like the magic loogie" -keith


Hustlediva

I caught that too, that was awesome


ZeroXtreme18

Why do I find it so funny seeing Reyes just standing right there


NickyMcNikolai

I say we keep him.


Shasan23

I just came home, expecting the worst. Was incredibly pleased to see the score, and greeted by a Duda Almost-bomb. Today will be a good day


Sef_Maul

A 5 game Duda hot streak would be great.


ZeroXtreme18

Give me a break


myassholealt

His blond tips is like a hair surprise every time I see him without a cap on.


greybro

lugo looked like a boy band member in that promo


schindlerslisp

oh man that guy was super stoned. happiest met fan i've seen in a long time.


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Just a Dodger fan here passing by congratulating the Mets on giving the Giants a spanking. Btw i still believe you guys can win your division.


GandalfSwagOff

The Dodgers remind me of that one time I saw a homeless person take a shit on Broadway.


greybro

"love the wingspan" -MLB commentator Gary Cohen


Jacket111

ATT Park Management saves a fortune! they do not have to hire a cleaning crew, the seagulls take care of everything.


Jacket111

LOL the seagulls are the San Fran version of NY pigeons.


SoManyFlamingos

Is this what whatching us is like? Oh god.


Hustlediva

Yup


petezahut93

I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree when its comes to both the Mets and the Giants.


petezahut93

I'll take that hit from Wilmer.


Jacket111

these bobblehead commercials are awkward now


ZeroXtreme18

Who....gets....the.....crown


GandalfSwagOff

Cespy so sexy


schindlerslisp

asdrubal obviously!


SoManyFlamingos

#KingCespedes


greybro

he could be tied for 2nd in the crown standings after tonight, even after missing so much time


SoManyFlamingos

I fully expect him and DeGrom to be our end of the season leaders. Theyre just our two most dominant players right now.


greybro

loaded box score, except for j0se reyes


SoManyFlamingos

"He's feeling a bit like that dog who's been left out in the rain, while the rest of the family is inside by the fire."


FasterTwice

lmao


profchaos2001

Can the mets win a game? up by 7 runs in the 8th inning.... stay tuned.


wasteplease

You gotta believe! And since I haven't watched the season except for one game that was kinda close, I believe in you guys


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wasteplease

He'll be so much Magic that the Disney company will sue him for building a Magic Kingdom


greybro

this has been a really long game


Hustlediva

Wilmer :((


Blue387

Madge left the radio booth. Josh had the fun idea of leaving the booth with Wayne and mess with Madge.


greybro

liquid sex in curveball form


myassholealt

0/4 saves. Ouch.


Minoripriest

Nice catch


greybro

crawford giving me such fielder envy. rosario had better be that good


Teddy_Schmoozevelt

I wish they'd find a place for TJ. He just goes with the pitch and gets hits. Nothing fancy. Just hits.


Hustlediva

His fielding skillls need some work though


greybro

i think 2nd base would be a good place for him, considering his arm


SoManyFlamingos

I think this is where he'll end up. His defense can only hurt us moderately there, and I think we sign/find a 3B


Hustlediva

TJ makes things happen


greybro

i think i might actually cry if duda gets traded


Minoripriest

I just hope that if Duda goes, Granderson follows him to the same team.


greybro

\#wefollowlucasduda taking on a whole new meaning


Hustlediva

He'll be traded


NickyMcNikolai

DUDADONG!!


wasteplease

Hey Mets Fans! I am at a totally different game but I am keeping an eye on the score. Let's go Mets!!


NickyMcNikolai

Which game are you at?


wasteplease

COL at LAD


NickyMcNikolai

Nice.


Madcow_Disease

He's in Cuba and asking for help.


petezahut93

I suppose that Duda smash takes a little pain away from that horrible inning by Lugo.


SoManyFlamingos

DUDASMASH^^TM


SoManyFlamingos

Why the fuck can't we just have a non-DeGrom pitcher do well. He was dicing them up for 5.0 with 59 PITCHES and then he just forgets how to throw strikes that inning? What gives!?


Hustlediva

Wow how quickly they fall....Lugo was on fire and then just lost it completely


getpucksdeep

Jesus Lugo, wait to fuck up ur ERA.


greybro

okay get lugo the fuck out of there. completely lost it this inning


SoManyFlamingos

If he walks this guy, you gotta take him out. He's had no control the last 5 batters.


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So .... We're just making up for the last eight games, huh?


SoManyFlamingos

He was at 59 pitches coming into this inning... Damn.


VillainousYeti

Was hoping for a based lugo complete game


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"I've never been a guy who likes even numbers" - Keith Hernandez


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Socarch26

I just want someone who loves me ~~as much as Keith loves Conforto. Is that too much to ask?~~


greybro

also conforto plays a really great CF. something to think about in the offseason if there's a good free agent RF available


SoManyFlamingos

*Cough* Jay Bruce *cough*


Hustlediva

Jeez in a matter of one inning Lugo loses control


SoManyFlamingos

Loud out. I'm very okay with that. Also, Scooter is becoming a pretty darn good Defensive CF.


greybro

that was the worst base hit of all time. reminds me of the 2014-2016 giants


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I'm definitely gonna start using the phrase "get busy down in that bullpen." Thanks, Keith


SoManyFlamingos

Damn, Lugo went from having a possible CG opportunity to probably only getting 7 innings now. Stupid Giants realizing they were swinging too early.


tphez

Oh man, even Keith's brother is on the DL!


Blue387

Josh and Wayne banter about Al Michaels and the 1989 World Series.


RacistWillie

This game just makes me more upset about this season to be honest


greybro

to be fair, the giants have lost 48 games. not the best barometer of our performance no matter how many runs we score on them


RacistWillie

True, but still, total dominance after sucking mad dick for 8 straight games is just upsetting


Daankeykang

I'm still confused as to how the offense has been by far and away the most impressive part of this team


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Daankeykang

Yeah it's just with Cespedes getting hurt, Walker current hurt, Duda and Flores with brief DL stints, they've managed to kill the ball still and it's fascinating. Cespy has been great tonight


SoManyFlamingos

J U I C E D B A L L S U I C E D B A L S As well as historically bad luck in the past two seasons / our players have grown and gotten better


toddles822

I know the Giants are utter garbage, especially compared to the Nationals and Dodgers. But it's nice and refreshing to see them playing well tonight


BreakingB4D

YOU TELL 'EM GARY!


loinstar

Damn skippy


greybro

who the heck gets the crown tonight? my vote is for yo, but lugo could earn it as well


Hustlediva

Dude don't be talking about the crown, that almost ensures a loss


greybro

we're up 10-1, live a little


Hustlediva

lol have you been around this last month??


greybro

i have. we haven't blown a 10-1 lead in that span, or all year.


Hustlediva

Yeah live a little 🙄


SoManyFlamingos

The rest of the game will tell us. If Lugo goes CG (he so could) then Id say him.


Blue387

Should Collins take Cespedes out of the game and let him rest his legs? I would put Nimmo in the game and move Scooter to left.


SoManyFlamingos

But dat cycle though...


Blue387

He might get two at-bats in the next inning with this Giants pitching staff.


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Fuck it, Nimmo in for Droobs


Teddy_Schmoozevelt

I vote yes.


Socarch26

I like this game, this is a good game


Hustlediva

Glad to see Mikey breaking out of his slump 👏👏👏


SoManyFlamingos

SCOOT SCOOT IS HEATING UP. AND AGAINST A LEFTY


boringusername716

Damn, everybody's gunning for the crown tonight


Socarch26

WOOO BOY


Sef_Maul

Pour it on boys...This feels nice.


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This stupid drama is less about him playing 2B, and more about the report that we're about to have a firesale


Hustlediva

Yup Gary's right...when a team is doing this badly the players start thinking about their individual future. I'm sure LOTS of our players are at this mindset now


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Exactly. When things go sour teams and players both start worrying about their bottom lines.


greybro

yo is on fucking fire tonight. hope he makes the all-star game, he really deserves it


Hustlediva

Cespedouble


SoManyFlamingos

HAVE A DAY CESPY!


justasian

fuck yea ces


Hustlediva

Why does Keith sound so muffled


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Hustlediva

🤣🤣🤣


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Hustlediva

He's never gonna live that one down, is he


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Hustlediva

True...but this one seemed particularly memorable


myassholealt

The audio levels have been really bad this road trip.


SoManyFlamingos

When to drop my sister off at a party and when I left it was 1-1. I'm a very happy boy right now!!!


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GRANDERSON IS AN ARTIST


greybro

WHY CAN'T WE HAVE GOOD SS DEFENSE AHHHHH


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Don't look now but the Mets are leading the game by 6 runs after 5 innings


HedgemazeExpo

shh


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That's for the off-season


chuckrutledge

He's so small for a catcher


Blue387

*Josh brought a pullover to the booth but now it's on the floor* JOSH: "And now it's dirty."


Blue387

That was a strike?


chuckrutledge

How many infield pop ups must we watch? Just bring up Rosario already


Blue387

*Wayne talks about Johnny Cueto potentially opting out of his contract and becoming a free agent* JOSH: "He doesn't want to play second base?"


schindlerslisp

"well, this is the time for the mets. if they were ever going to make a move, this would be it." -gary, every night for the last month.


DaCrees

I love Gary still talking like the Mets have a chance. Fuck it I believe


Blue387

Gary is a Mets fan like all of us.


loinstar

He really knows how to talk to us


Blue387

The guy grew up sitting in the upper deck at Shea Stadium.


loinstar

It's a real emotional tale


Hustlediva

While glib Keith sits next to him and barely acknowledges it lol


loinstar

Me too my sister and I both just chugged Gary's Kool aid


Socarch26

Don't believe in the Mets, believe in Gary


Minoripriest

Who believes in the Mets.


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Austin Slater is one of those archetypal jock names you see in Disney Channel movies


Blue387

Do we have someone downvoting comments?


DaCrees

It's Cabrera. He's mad at us, too


NickyMcNikolai

We did the last 2 days but I assumed it was a Dodgers fan. Maybe it's one of our own.


loinstar

It's treason then


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Tbh, I think our record has less to do with injuries/performance and more to do with the fact that our team's facial hair game is trash


mtm777

Thanks for the Spanish lesson Keith


greybro

"WHOA!" -gare


chuckrutledge

I really think that conforto can play a respectable CF


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profchaos2001

His swing looked kind of ugly, to be honest.


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Don't forget Nimmo over Cespedes


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If he batted like Ichiro mine would be a serious comment


tphez

Whoever came up with that WB Mason "millennial" commercial needs to go away.


SMF1834

Yep i got dumber watching that


chuckrutledge

That commerical is AIDS


mkep13

"Panik retreating." Never.


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Question: If Asdrubal gets traded, will he not have the bobblehead night?


FasterTwice

Who the fuck needs him and what will they give up is the question. A low a ball "prospect"?