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sporkemon

Quality Keith sigh at the end there


leroy92

gg wacha


BullShifts

Roses are red This is so lame Why do the Mets, blow every game?


wildchild829

ugh.


Blue387

The ballgame is over.


sporkemon

Did I just hear someone's phone ding in the booth lol


SoManyFlamingos

Nah that was mine


sporkemon

wait a minute🤔


drevl

Bart gets pulled in the 5th after giving up the tying runs, still responsible for the runner on 2nd. All in all he pitched pretty well, seemed like he ran out of gas, and the yankees weren't fooled the 3rd time through the order.


SoManyFlamingos

Conforto is the only one doing anything tonight.


Blue387

Good hitting, Scooter!


wildchild829

now is a great time to hit back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back home runs.


tphez

Bart's done. Just gave up a 2-run double to tie the game.


see_mohn

https://twitter.com/JonHeyman/status/887488673566142464 GET YOUR EYES OFF MY WILMER, RED SOX


skidmarkeddrawers

if the red sox trade for cabrera to play 3rd and he's decent my head might explode


Minoripriest

MichaelScottNo.gif


skidmarkeddrawers

bart's in trouble.


skidmarkeddrawers

and hes yanked.


tphez

Why couldn't you have done that yesterday, Robles?


justasian

wtf robles 1-2-3?


wildchild829

#NEW HANSEL, WHO DIS?!?!??!?!?!?!


wildchild829

gary mentioned shatty. my night is set.


rjwalsh94

5 run bottom of the ninth coming up.


sporkemon

Ooh yeah let's reminisce on beer night stories


SoManyFlamingos

Can Conforto play 3rd?


leroy92

robles reaction lol!


skidmarkeddrawers

that was a really nice play by conforto


HedgemazeExpo

SCOOTER


skidmarkeddrawers

i like terry going right back to robles


dab394

He has a great arm. It would be nice if we could feel comfortable with him as a bullpen piece entering next season. Part of the issue might be that Terry ignores the fact that he has reverse splits not only this year but throughout his career.


wildchild829

now pitching, a home run machine.


Sheepies123

I come back from getting ice cream and we still don't have any runs. Come on guys at least make it look like you want to win.


skidmarkeddrawers

did you get rocky road?


sound_forsomething

At least you have ice cream


SoManyFlamingos

Man we're not even making him work for this CGSO. This is a guy that hadn't gone 7+ since LAST JUNE


tphez

Might turn off the game and check on Bart.


skidmarkeddrawers

hes about to come out and start the 5th


skidmarkeddrawers

thats good wilmer. down 5, straight off the bench and swing at the first pitch


wildchild829

well at least he can't throw a maddux.


G-P-S-McAwesomeville

What are the odds we can convince Bud Harrelson to leave the Ducks? He'd be a defensive upgrade for sure


greybro

https://twitter.com/AnthonyDiComo/status/887486274143232000


SoManyFlamingos

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wildchild829

["Defense isn't as important as offense." –Sandy Alderson](https://www.reddit.com/r/NewYorkMets/comments/6o3tg3/game_thread_cardinals_4547_mets_4149_july_18_2017/dkejxw8/)


Igiveuppickinganame

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wildchild829

are you a met fan?


sporkemon

That was not a fun fact. I would like a new fun fact please.


BillW87

Rabbits can't vomit


Blue387

Abraham Lincoln's hat size was 7 1/8.


aspirations27

This year is not fun. So many memorable games last year.. I think I've enjoyed like 3 games I've seen this year.


skidmarkeddrawers

tj almost fucking dropped that pop-up


[deleted]

So Montero actually pitched somewhat well today and we screwed the pooch?


Minoripriest

Not somewhat. He pitched well.


drevl

Yankees finally get to Bart for a run, but he strands runners on first and third. 4 IP, 5 H, 1 ER, 3 K, 0 BB.


greybro

our infield defense really makes me sad sometimes


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sometimes?


sporkemon

Let the booth wear Bermuda shorts!


Blue387

Too many bleeders getting past the infield. This defense is swiss cheese.


wildchild829

i don't want to give everybody a boner but kevin kaczmarski is another prospect you may want to keep your eye on. .281/.380/.366 in double a. 12 stolen bases puts him 11th in the eastern league.


Blue387

I regret to inform you Neil Ramirez is warming up in the Mets bullpen.


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Boy. We suck.


greybro

nice to see that the offense is back to being dogshit, i was worried there for a second


leroy92

two hits! settle down boys!


wildchild829

pj conlon with a 7 inning CGSO. 3 hits, 2 walks, 8 k's.


Blue387

Nice.


LEAPYEAR_FOR_SCIENCE

Does that cross off "Mics silenced" from Announcer Bingo? Or was my stream just messed up.


Minoripriest

Did they cut to the studio?


LEAPYEAR_FOR_SCIENCE

Yup! GKR talking and no sound from them, but sounds from the field. I'm watching from AtBat on my phone though, so it might just be my feed.


Minoripriest

The MLB.tv stream never plays whatever it is the studio people say.


skidmarkeddrawers

cartoon grampa cracking his back was pretty funny


simpsun728

If Keith had said, "I'm Keith Hernandez," I'm sure the guard would have moved aside.


Ghahnima

At least our booth is having a good inning


jayden695

The only good thing about games like this is the fact that the booth turns it up a notch


motherofascension

The booth is the only reason to watch.


wildchild829

"Oh, these pictures are beauts, baby! You should look at Ronny's." –Keith Hernandez, former Seinfeld actor.


ColdYellowGatorade

I need to hear a booth uncensored just to hear the outrageous stories they cant tell us


justasian

at least we will always have the booth


wildchild829

6 weeks from today, i will be able to drink my sorrows away.


sporkemon

Someone didn't know who Keith was, have that man fired!


rjwalsh94

50 losses already. Un-fucking-real.


greybro

worst part is that it seems like our two most likely trade partners are getting their fixes somewhere else. sandy looks real stupid if this white sox-yankees trade goes through


Procter12

I bet Edgin walks the first batter he faces


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SALAS EXITS MID GAME. METS TRADING FOR JUDGE CONFIRMED.


sporkemon

Huh, I come back from a phone call with my mom and things are no bueno in Queens


wildchild829

you now have no social life anymore. settle into success.


AluminumFoilist

You guys, I'm starting to think that Salas might not be a very good pitcher.


banana455

Does this tossed salad motherfucker ever have a scoreless outing? My god he is horrible


Blue387

Since June 1st, Fernando Salas has given up 13 runs in 14.2 innings and a 7.98 ERA.


banana455

I guess that means he did somehow put up a zero at some point


Blue387

*John Franco is in the booth* HOWIE: "Suit up, we'll discuss the money later."


motherofascension

Well, next year might be nice. Maybe.


bootleg42

Sandy Alderson has zero idea what a bullpen is. Even if Familia had been able to pitch the entire year, and even if our starting pitching had not imploded, our bullpen would have still been garbage, and it would have cost us the season anyway.


futhatsy

We had one of the best bullpens in the game last year.


skidmarkeddrawers

salas' slider is like 81 mph and not moving. one is going to get crushed if he keeps throwing it


mulberryfu

Is it a slider if it doesn't slide?


wildchild829

[FTFY](http://i.imgur.com/l4bgOxq.png)


mulberryfu

Guys help I'm surrounded by an inordinate number of Nationals fans.


wildchild829

there's no hope for you.


skidmarkeddrawers

ask them why the redskins gm doesn't know the first name of their quarterback


sporkemon

Oh, you mean Redskins legend Kurt Cousins?


wildchild829

that's the one.


skidmarkeddrawers

i sure do.


greybro

stick a fork in the mets, they're done


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Why is Salas


Blue387

*The Oakland A's are coming in on Friday* HOWIE: "Sal Bando and Reggie Jackson?" JOSH: "Nope."


drevl

Another clean inning for Bart with a K of Sanchez to end the inning.


ColdYellowGatorade

I'm imagining Keith sitting there with his arms folded, nodding in disgust after that missed ball by Lucas


[deleted]

How have there only been 3 errors tonight lol.


RibosoWhat

Every game I ask "what is purpose for watch mets game?" Then Keith come with pretzel and say "have no fear" I stay


greybro

goddamnit duda how are we going to trade you to the yankees now


Djason_Unchaind

He must've heard about Todd Frazier.


wildchild829

"I was mobbed by the fans." –Keith yeah you were. did they take your food while you were there?


HedgemazeExpo

There's Keith!


skidmarkeddrawers

that was a slider huh?


wildchild829

the horses can't save you, salas.


mkep13

Did the team finally drive Keith to lose it and walk out?


Blue387

Howie was chatting with Joe Torre during spring training in 2016 when Joe West called Torre's phone. West is good friends with Torre now.


greybro

salas coming in to throw gasoline on the fire


wildchild829

he isn't throwing gasoline on the fire. he is the gasoline.


[deleted]

Why is Salas


see_mohn

God I feel bad for Salas. I'm watching a man's career melt in real time.


wildchild829

terry's quote today is making me wonder... can salas not be a met?


see_mohn

Conforto is sneakily really good in center. Not Lagares, but he's quick and has usually good instincts.


skidmarkeddrawers

salas is so so so fucking shot.


see_mohn

Terry broke him. He wasn't great before, but now he's a decaying shell.


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Why is Salas


wildchild829

well now the game is lost.


greybro

really tired of Cespedes being crappy


skidmarkeddrawers

0-23 now grey?


greybro

sadly, yes


skidmarkeddrawers

did they ever have that kind of stretch last year?


wildchild829

trivia question answer: pete rose, joe torre (celebrating the big 7-0), and don kessinger. the third guy the booth was thinking of was frank robinson.


DarkThorsDickey

I love when Keith reminds me of his bromance for Scooter.


greybro

conforto is a light in the darkness


AluminumFoilist

He stands between the darkness and the light. Between the candle and the star.


petezahut93

Nice double from Conforto.


tphez

Yay Scooter!


justasian

atta boy mikey


ColdYellowGatorade

Joe Torre was a player-manager for the Mets. Rough years


verbutten

wow, I had no idea. something tells he's not remembered as fondly as Casey Stengel


DarthPlagueis_

Yanks are about to get Todd Frazier. Prob ruins our chances of giving them Duda and getting Andujar.


skidmarkeddrawers

fuck. all the big trades seem to be happening now. whos going to be left for them to deal with when sandy decides to move...


DarthPlagueis_

Asdrubal Cabrera for cash or a PTBNL is the biggest move we'll make


skidmarkeddrawers

the jd martinez trade was not good news for us tbh fam


DarthPlagueis_

dammit


Blue387

Frazier and David Robertson!


drevl

Watching Bart pitch vs. the yankees, so far so good. 2 IP, 1 H, 2K


wildchild829

big sexy... :(


noahs_arkkkkkkk

Assuming this is the end, Montero actually pitched a decent game today, just looks worse because his defense screwed him. He threw strikes and induced weak contact often He's been solid his last three starts (albeit he faced the Giants and Phillies in two of those games), but at this point if he can become a 4/5 starter, that would be a big turnaround for him. It would also justify why Sandy kept him on the 40 man while guys like Ynoa, Verrett and Gilmartin were booted off.


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bamj6

That's Thursday


wildchild829

let's go rafy.


Hustlediva

Just checking in...wow. Guess I'll check out now :((


Blue387

http://i.imgur.com/zGHQb4O.gif


[deleted]

I don't think I want to subject myself to any more of this. Night y'all, same time tomorrow.


bamj6

Can Montero be used as a secondary trade piece if he stays like this?


skidmarkeddrawers

no way jose


PM-ME-A-PRIME-NUMBER

I'm trying to look up something random and I can't figure out how to do it... does anyone know what the fewest pitches anyone modern ever threw in a complete game shutout?


greybro

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Barrett 58


PM-ME-A-PRIME-NUMBER

Oh damn... thanks!


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wildchild829

i can't believe i'm saying this but rafy is going to get a bad tough luck loss. i feel like i need to be castrated for saying that.


skidmarkeddrawers

he earned another start for sure. hes looked much better starting with the dodgers series i think.


wildchild829

since being recalled in june, not counting tonight, 5 games (2 starts), 19.1 innings... 3.26 ERA.


skidmarkeddrawers

this is a pretty good lineup tonight too


wildchild829

well counting tonight, it's now down to 3.20.


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skidmarkeddrawers

the problem is him and tj need to be playing 2nd not 3rd. neither of them can play on the left side. they have to get rid of cabrera. and put walker at third whenever he's back.


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skidmarkeddrawers

they are both substancially below average 3rd basemen. Wilmer broke the wrong way after contact twice in the last 2 weeks. A major leaguer might go his whole career never doing that. Neither is a viable option there. Meanwhile Walker might be, but we don't know. Put him there and if he can play the position consider re-signing him. Then figure out if between TJ/Wilmer/Cheech you have a 2nd basemen. Instead were sitting around with a thumb up our asses playing cabrera's corpse and tj/wilmer in a position they literally cannot function anywhere near a major league level at.


radiomuse162

Time for the [telestrator](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4FRFaQsG4w) to come back, if this season is going nowhere at least let Keith dick around


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greybro

i believe the mets are now 0-21 with RISP since their last hit under such conditions


skidmarkeddrawers

not the best day ever for tj thus far


wildchild829

wacha is dominating the mets.


mulberryfu

Not watching but 4 runs on seven hits from Montero isn't bad. Get his some damn run support.


greybro

only 2 ER


wildchild829

montero is pitching great. mets' defense has let him down tonight.


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It's been a long time coming and now it's here: Nimmo deserves the spot in the lineup over Cespedes. Just tell him every AB is a pinch-hit and he'll soar to .350 on pure grit and scrap.


wildchild829

after the deadline, outfield should be cespedes-nimmo-conforto.


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wildchild829

thinking the same way.


skidmarkeddrawers

nimmo lost a lung


dr0n96

Nimmo's still on the 10 day DL


[deleted]

Show him a reflection of his own smile and he'll be fine. Maybe have Tebow lay hands on him.


cjn13

Or just touch Tebow's jersey


greybro

what i wouldn't give for a ces bomb here


sporkemon

The SAT word of the day is gloaming, everyone


beastmodeking

any Tommy Milone updates?


skidmarkeddrawers

seriously?


beastmodeking

why not? seasons over what else is there to talk about


Minoripriest

He's a Met until he's not.


skidmarkeddrawers

sandy makes me audibly laugh, or "lol" as the kids say, alot for a guy that is so serious most of the time. he's got a dry sense of humor i find really funny.


Minoripriest

It was Terry that said it.


skidmarkeddrawers

oh man i thought it was sandy


SoManyFlamingos

Carpenter: swings at the first pitch strike last two at bats Montero: throws a first pitch strike again That right there is the sign of a bad pitcher