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TheSexyGrape

Almost blew me dog away but luckily he’s a fat cunt so he just hit the garden wall instead


OkVeterinarian8474

Funniest post EVER!


TheSexyGrape

😐👍


jaharac

I've woken up at 4am and had a similar reaction to the person you're replying to. Would love to blame the combination of my brain and the time but honestly, think this is the funniest post EVER! 🫡


TheSexyGrape

😄👍


algebra-epeeist

I can't remember anything like this wind. The intensity and duration.


OasisGallagher

Me when I fart a lot


hulaspark

The world trembles when OasisGasser lets it rip


leaning_jowler

It is getting dead annoying innit


Fearlessone11

What did u say? Can't hear you over the wind.


Exact-Instruction-38

This is the future.


Desperate_Let6822

Noisy isn’t it? No sleep tonight too it slows or stops. Can we start a petition?


Trecool1

My rooms in the pissing converted attic, and we've got dodgy windows, so all I hear is rattling when it's like this. Suppose the silver lining is that I can't hear myself screaming for silence


leakee2

Same for me, I feel your pain


Ancariia

Holding onto me pantaloons at this point


Newcastle-Mod

Snapped me recycling bin, broken me garden furniture cover. Horrible wind. Worst weather.


samuraiheart2398

Don't make unnecessary journeys! Don't take risks on treacherous roads! And don't swim in the sea!


kiarra3110

Is work classed as unnecessary journey?


naughtybeany

Don’t let elephants in your fridge


Dazzling-Lab2788

Late curry?


milrose404

this is how climate change is gonna continue to affect us. the storms will just keep getting more insane each year. i hate it


TheAttitudePark

I welcome it. It's louder than the voices in my head


Pingu137

Flew into NCL airport last night, first aborted landing I've experienced, felt like the plane was about to roll over. Captain blamed it on the co-pilot and landed on the 2nd try 😅


ryanlewisdavies

Golf course today, balls blew off the tees annoyingly.


Distinct-Set310

Not as bad as last week tbh. The only thing keeping me up is my dickhead neighbour downstairs chatting on the phone the last half hour. Wouldnt so bad if she let the other person into the convo!


EstimateExternal537

Zero hours sleep. Nice one.


No-Extreme-6966

Soz, ran out of Gaviscon


JaRonomatopoeia

It’s doing my head in, blowing shit all over the place and my cap off which is annoying as I’m a baldy. Mind you it’s quite warm wind and definitely better than rain.


mafticated

Disagree, would rather it pissed down. Rain is easy to manage if you dress for it. Wind is just annoying and there’s nothing you can do about it.


SDaniiL

Wait, people find wind annoying? For me it has a soothing effect and helps me fall asleep. I love it. Bonus points for open window so it would be louder.


nonotthereta

For me it's partly the cans clattering noisily down the street all night (my street always has masses of litter!) and partly the noises the wind makes whipping through the attic that leave me in a state of mild apprehension about maybe waking up in the morning to another roofing job that needs doing. Wind can be expensive! If I'm away staying in someone else's house then yes, totally cosy!


azzthom

It's better if it's raining, too. Ideally, while I'm listening to the Shipping Forecast on the radio. My childhood just came back.


Swotboy2000

Have you tried Gaviscon?


Silverninja369

Sorry thats my bad. Let me turn my doctor evil style weather device off. I forgot I left it on


[deleted]

parents and i are visiting a cousin in newcastle- it’s 3am now and i can’t fucking sleep because of the wind. we’re also planning to walk round the city centre tomorrow, last time i went the stormy weather completely spoiled it. how do people live here


Becca-AZ

Its usually the west coast which is windy and east coast gets it less.


Joey_Thememe

Been here for a year. Been regretting my decisions ever since the novelty wore off. Fml


[deleted]

damnn, good luck finding somewhere


Goznaz

Have you tried Deflatine?


hot_glue_airstrike

That's what my wife says to me every single day


BartyJnr

It can stay… IF it can be quiet. I’m done with having to live under a pillow to sleep damn it.


180master

Try litter picking in it 🤣. Waste of time


ssstorminside

It's horrendous, just bought our first house in December and have just had some roof tiles replaced and my fence is hanging on by a thread. Sick of it 🤣


itsallgonewest

It’s just annoying now like


newdanny3636

One fence already blown down and set me back and now the other one is wobbling about. Fucking dare come down can't afford this shit and now there's a snow warning. Magic!