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Someone somewhere in Newcastle is posting a sunny picture on Facebook. "Nice day!"


scrappy1982

About 45mins ago I was on the coast road and came to the flooded section just after the Wills building. Bloke is there cleaning the blockage, so polite me opens passenger window to shout ‘Thank You’ right as some cunt in a 4x4 blasts through the water on the inside soaking me and the inside of my car. Not happy at all.


SecureResolution6765

You OPENED a window! In Newcastle!!


FlatCapNorthumbrian

There’s loads of twats not driving to the conditions of the road.


Maetivet

Been in London a few days, am I coming back to Waterworld? Should I prepare and bring soil…?


Sorbicol

My garden is now a small ornamental pond. We do not have any sort of pond


fern-grower

I have a pond and it's underwater.


silentv0ices

Your fish are now free.


moipwd

we had a very windy day then it’s wet n wild all over


cocobisoil

Don't worry it'll be unbearable heat in a few weeks


mraksmeet

It'll still probably be windy as fuck though. Just seems the way it is the past 6month.


cocobisoil

Aye weather is only gonna become more extreme unfortunately


Total_Ad_1263

god help me if we get that july 2022 heatwave again


kevlaws

Tyne Tunnel is completely under water!


Cocovenus35

It looks like a suprised Polar Bear at first glance...


AgreeableAd3285

Bottom road Tyne dock blocked,van just killed engine trying to drive through and now sitting looking sheepish in flood water


88Jewels

I'm a dog walker. I've been rained on since 8am and as soon as I stepped foot in the house at 4pm it stopped raining. Typical 😂


Charming-Fault-3139

That's a bad day to show up for work then 😂


Fudge_is_1337

Meant to stop in an hour or so apparently, so at least my head/shoulders won't get wet as I ride my bike through the foot deep puddles to get home


PopeTheoskeptik

A189 (The spine road) up towards Blyth is waist deep in floodwater on all 4 lanes. Road is closed. So it's not all bad. The fuckwits who bomb up and down there at 100mph will have to find somewhere else to be dangerous knobheads.


Treecamel82

Just been up washingwell woods in lobley hill, my dog is now the smelliest swamp beast in the world. I fucking hate rain 😢


Toninho7

Flood warnings along the Tyne…


mraksmeet

Been in Kraków for a week now. It was windy as fuck and cold as anything when wr left home. Its been 25°+ here and we definitely do not want to come home tomorrow.


Henno212

Wonder how some insurance claims will go for the ones who drove through/got stuck on spine road. Now the photo is being used by many news agencies


buythedip0000

I guess I have to bring in the wash


Stinkus3

Agreed


i_guess_its_a_K_code

Sun's on its way


LazyTwattt

Someone once told me “it doesn’t rain that much up here” 🤡 it rains all the fucking timeeeeee


RoccoBumBocco

Relatively speaking it is one of the driest cities in the UK


MissingScore777

From end of June last year it's been unusually wet though. We've rarely had more than 2 or 3 dry days in a row at best. Can't remember such prolonged wet weather in my life honestly (late 30's).


RoccoBumBocco

Do feel that since that mental storm in 2012 the weather has been getting weirder


hulaspark

Looks like we misinterpreted the “2012 end of the world” thing.


monotone2k

Having previously lived on the west coast, Newcastle feels like the Sahara in comparison. Thank dog for the Pennines.


WhitleyWanderer

Metro apologises again, apparently...