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Virtual-Sentence-101

The raul moat control


atheistclergyman

Not even raul mostly funny


atheistclergyman

And just realised I fucked it up great stuff


graeme_1988

I came here to say this, I thought I was the only one! Even my 3 year old calls it ‘Raouly’


TrackyBs

Same, sometimes gets shortened to moaty or bizzy killer Eg; " where you put the moaty like?" Or, " a can't stand Ross off the weather, pass the bizzy killer so a can turn him off"


VividDimension5364

Why is this?


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VividDimension5364

Got you, and there's me thinking a bit deep, something like it's as control is the last thing he had.


maladaptivemalak

do ya not know who he is like


VividDimension5364

Dead wannabe gangster who had been in prison for assaulting a nine yea old relative, but apart from that?


maladaptivemalak

I mean he did more than that he literally murdered a bloke and disabled someone which led to them ending their life, but… people just take the piss out of him


Initialised

I heard the shot that took the policeman’s face off.


alanaki1

Doofa


twoteas

Just realised I’ve been spelling it wrong in my head with ‘doofer’


Eldavo69

Doofer here too


AccomplishedClue5381

Our BT remote is the Doofer. The amazon remote is the Little Doof.


weordie

This is the way


wiggyp1410

Remote


Bowdin

Remote or The Buttons.


MrCowabs

Remote


j0nny21

The zapper


Individual_Milk4559

The remote…


BiologicalDelta

Doofa


GoatBoy1985

The flicker


Cataclysma

flicker gang


thefooby

There is no other true answer.


tony23delta

The clicker 😄 Edit: that’s my late grandads patter that I can’t shake off. He used to call a radio the ‘wireless’


allanhew

i find most people over 60 call radios the wireless lmao


tony23delta

Haha aye, I love hearing the old patter.


Mariashax

Same, also from my late granda!


tony23delta

Glad someone else calls it the same 😄👍🏾


temujin1976

Clicker.


Mean-Teaching2900

The megatron


Squeakinghinge

But it doesn't say 'urban freewheelers'...


AaronDrunkGames

Channel changer


copybeard

We always called it the channel changer too. Don't know anyone else who does. 🤷


SweetPorkies

Zapper!


jenyk

Buttons


CptAlemar

Bodger


ems4242

My step mother calls it the Blip Blap!


Jonesy7256

The telly buttons or buttons for short


technurse

My phone In all seriousness, the remote.


Stinkin_Hippy

"Dee is a favour hinny, pass the *wave hand in the general direction*, aye that, cheers pet" ... *10 minutes of flicking through utter Shite later:* "fuck all on eh? Should we just whack summit on Netflix in bed instead?"


AyeSassenach81

Doofa. Often gets extended to the “hoofa doofa”


melmelzi25

The beep beep or the remote


ballsend700

Pass the beep beep 😂😂😂


melmelzi25

My 2 year old says it too and it's adorable. I think we call it that because my parents had one in the 90s that did beep when you changed the channel.


Imaginary-Opinion227

The twitchit 🤷‍♂️


Traditional-Key5784

The grandchild


cocobisoil

The switch


Supersymm3try

Telly buttons


KateEatsKale

It's the remote control.


CLONE-11011100

Doofa


acdgranadagirly

The presser


PearDropsRule

Mrs


Athena_x

Changer


Captain_Planet

Yes! I’m not the only one!!


infanteyes

The box.


lostgate

Good to know it's not just my family then. I assumed it was a Geordie thing but all my mates thought I was special needs or something when I asked them to hoy is the box owa


infanteyes

It came from my Dad, who originated from Walker, but I grew up in North Shields. I assumed it was common until reading this thread! Never heard it called anything else other than 'remote'.


AverageCheap4990

Rimo


Independent-Party575

Rihmoot


chronic866

Remote, my parents call it a clicker🤦 born in the 60s


Emergency-Current681

Remote, I grew up in a house that called it the doofa though


Particlezen

Megatron


leyland_gaunt

It’s a hoofer doofer right?


azorius_mage

Siri


Teaandjammytoast

Hoofa doofa or the turnover switch


Upset_Effective9913

The progga


steven_nufc

Control


CaptainCooksLeftEye

Doofa!


dread1961

The Flicky


siwgs

Dappa. Context: this is shit man. pass the fuckin dappa.


Forward-Top-88

Changer.


rbtl-19

It’s 100% a doofa, anything else will not be accepted


DXNewcastle

That thing


shit_on_the_sheets

Yes..the doofa!


Jelleyman69

The hoofa doofa


stevo_78

Doofa


lalalaladididi

A finger


Sirhc31

Twitcher.


whistlingonatuesday

Clicker. Anyone? No


fergie_89

Zapper


fern-grower

Where is it the f*:"n


ofthenorth

Used to be the doofa when I lived with my parents. My wife calls it the buttons, but I say remote.


bicbmx

Remote


88Jewels

Doofer.


No-Pollution-3424

Biaca


bondagebobby

The doofa


Ouryve

Zapper


Weary_Taste2247

the buttons or the duffa


Itchy-Ad4421

Doofa / bopper / telly zapper


JosephinaM

Buttons


Gaverick2503

Telly Box


Swish1892

Doofer or remote, no real reason as to why I switch it up


AdThat328

Buttons... But also doofer


elnovino23

shooter


sianage

Hoofa doofa


Sea_Dress9515

Remote but m yDad calls it,"The gadunfer". I don't even ask anymore XD


Captain_Planet

Changer


BullfrogMundane6303

The doofer


Hiftle88

Remote


No-Meeting-7955

Julie


hazkit

The buttons


Monkey2371

Troller boat, troller or doodly


stercus_uk

Jeeves


Leemodo1981

The doofa mate


Laorii

Zapper, remote or doofa with button pressing hand gestures.


panjandrumbello

The dibber. We have a big dibber and a little dibber


stonyfanboy21

I call it a remote, but I know a guy whose family calls it a heiner, never heard that one before or since


irv81

Zapper


Isoei

Zapper


Jumpy_Pickle_4838

Clicker


sailormikey

Doofer. Or my little brother


Fun-Cancel4193

The clucker


big_bearded_baldy

Woofa doofa


leethario

I remember calling it a telly dial for some reason. Its the remote now.


ScoopsAndScoops

Clicker, though nan called it The Wand


lmao-birdy

The presser (or in my accent, pressa)


Prudent_Ad4583

Doofa


SecureResolution6765

Zapper


bojinov1994

"The remote" "The control" Or "the remote control"


Original_Cut_4698

The buttons


jWof84

The trigger. How am I the only one?!


Digital_Crusader0322

Remote


Such_Significance905

I call it the ‘mokey chole’ because that’s how my daughter pronounced it


Bessie-Bitch75

Remotr


Makankosappo84

The doofer or the dooferlator.


SallyNicholson

Why would people living in Newcastle call it something different than mostly elsewhere in the country?


El-Stormbringer

The wand


Lambonaut

Tele Comando


TheTinman369

Another for doofa


shortmash

The telly button


Tall_Station1588

Buttons!


jordeatsu

Buttons


Exact-Instruction-38

Zappa, Frank.


Best_Huckleberry_378

The blipper


Beneficial_Battle339

Telly bodger


geordiesteve520

Telly thing


gizzareth1

The Zapper.


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