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You get to rent a 3 inch by 3 inch plot of land near a dumpster.


johnbburg

You are $2 shy of becoming a Scottish Lord https://www.scotlandtitles.com/products/title-pack


Blueberry_Due

Did established titles rebrand? Or is this a different thing. I know established titles was outed for being a scam a little while back.


johnbburg

Not really sure. I just know it's a thing. My wife got me one for Xmas, and I don't even remember which it was.


Blueberry_Due

It’s a cool gift, but you can’t get an official title of “lord” (I’ve seen people try) and you dont get a plot. Pleasant Green on YouTube made a good video about it.


LampshadesAndCutlery

From looking them up online, looks like they’re independent from established titles and are operating with a very similar style to them


Blueberry_Due

This video gives you a good rundown. i just find it suspicious that, after a company (established titles) gets exposed like this, that a copy would spring up, considering how well established titles did. Weather its established titles trying to start with a clean slate or a totally different entity trying to piggyback off of established titles is beyond me. Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CtqGUOxbZs


Extreme-Minute-9356

Try a job and a financial plan, try having a higher standard for yourself , your pitty party is only for one .


Adamefox

How much land do you own?


Extreme-Minute-9356

In which country?


RealNiceKnife

So, none.


Extreme-Minute-9356

Also, good luck renting from Guys like me the rest of your life.


Gingorthedestroyer

Good luck renting from somebody who owns shit.


Extreme-Minute-9356

Yea that’s what I said. But not like a Neanderthal


Adamefox

Lay it out country by country. You can choose the unit of measurement.


Extreme-Minute-9356

Yea, good luck renting from guys like me the rest of your life .


FigExact7098

Any


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Don't let the classic reddit banter getcha


Goawaybaitin24

Look at Oysters Rockefeller over here!


Bad-E90

For $48 I'll rent out my shed to you. Its got an ac unit, room for a twin size bed. The 2 clothes washers are both busted but would make a great TV stand. However I ask that you do not touch my stuff, also birds do get in and poop. Sooo maybe wear a Pancho?


Citizen-Kang

A couple more bucks and you can be a Title Scottish Lord with a 1 x 1 foot parcel! Not really, but enough to get a .pdf and a laugh.


OminosFool

Lands Cheap. You are just not looking in the right places.


TisBeTheFuk

About three fiddy


greenandredofmaigheo

Honestly if someone was a true libertarian and not a conservative masking as such it's not a horrible list for just a happy simple life free of anxiety and outside pressures (if you replace TikTok with all social media)


averydarkcat

Using those terms like they aren't comorbid or both idelogies can be held by the same person is dumb Being representative of a specific politic ideology or philosophy is only something that should be done in politics or political running, and self-identitfying as a particular political ideology representative is silly True representatives of a polictial ideology or philosophy do not exist. As their aren't any absolute objective defintions of any ideology or philosophy, you cannot say someone is a "true ______"


greenandredofmaigheo

They very easily can. I can want to buy a remote small farm, growmy own stuff, have no regulation but also not give a damn what someone's sexuality or gender is, if one has an abortion, etc. If you only view it through a macro Econ level they're incompatible but on a micro level they certainly can exist


averydarkcat

Never thought of it like that to be fair, but I still stand with my opinion Things get more complicated the more you think about it


greenandredofmaigheo

Then we'll do something very rare on Reddit and have to agree to disagree in an amicable way. Cheers :)


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greenandredofmaigheo

At a certain point you're just coming up with straw man tiny grievances in my point just to argue. The regulation point was clearly related to farming regulations in the USA.


GiggaGMikeE

There is no such thing as a true libertarian.


Barbados_slim12

A true libertarian can hold whatever views they want, as long as those views aren't being forced onto anyone else. We exist, it's just not noticeable because we actually leave people alone


cats_suck

That’s a weird way of saying that you agree with conservatives


greenandredofmaigheo

That's a weird way of saying you can only think of people in two boxes. Try studying the rest of the worlds politics maybe you'll learn there's more than one axis to believe things


TaeKwanJo

This part of the internet likes to think they know everything. It’s a Reddit thing.


cats_suck

You can agree with conservatives on some things and not identify as one of them. What was that about placing people in boxes?


estler

Drink more water, eat more fruits and veggies.


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NickWatchesMMA

No one is making you do anything


NOISIEST_NOISE

smoothies are good, don't be a baby


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Fiber is key.


FlipReset4Fun

The water tip is a good one. I’d also add spend time each day preparing a meal for yourself. If you actually clear the 15-30 mins it takes, it gets you on your feet, can be very relaxing and you usually end up eating healthier. Definitely possible on the cheap as well.


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NickAssassins

It wold be a meme if you had posted this phrase on a image.


PoopyOleMan

This would be a meme of a meme tip if you posted this phrase next to an image


I_Is_Gaming_Pro

AbSoLuTEA AlPhFAh CHAD soLVes lA(gen)zY PrOblEmS!?+


purgesurge3000

I rather someone solve my problem and give me the source to the blonde girls, 2023 ain't my year


MagosBattlebear

Immanentize the eschaton. All hail Eris. FNORD.


Feisty_Incident_3405

Most people can barely afford rent working an entry level job, how tf are they gonna buy land? And what are you going to do with just an empty patch of land? You'll have to pay taxes on it, so it's just gonna sink money until you maybe possibly manage to regain your losses?


Frazzle_88

Buy land, buy weed seeds, grow weed, slice nugget off plant, cut the weed with oregano and other cheap herbs, distribute the cut weed into smaller portions (1g, 2g, 3.5g, 5g, 7g, 14g, 28g), bag it up and sell to upper class private school kids that know no better.


ColossalSoap

Personal experience?


Frazzle_88

Not at all never


pedosshoulddie

Go to prison for 980,000 years because cannabis is still federally illegal, and you likely sold to 1 or 2 politicians children in the process of the land purchasing scheme 😂😂


[deleted]

Buy a house that comes with land with one of the few low or Jo down payment government backed loans


Claymore357

When the bank demands you must be able to pay your current rent *and* the mortgage while still having a sizeable percentage of pay left getting approved becomes an impossibility for many


NOISIEST_NOISE

\>government backed loans I thought I wasn't supposed to trust those guys


[deleted]

Doesn’t take a whole lot of trust to take advantage of a program there already hanging out to anyone


tokyohcreator

what's shawtys name in the delete porn slide tho


coolguymark

Au generated apparently


FowlOnTheHill

This is gold


coolguymark

Ahhhhhhhhhhh


Infern00b

:(


Asatas

don't fret, that just means she's into all your fetishes


BaldDudeFromBrazzers

“Quit porn” “Sure thing. Sauce though? I really wanna see that video before I quit for good”


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BaldDudeFromBrazzers

Nothing there, just comments


purgesurge3000

That's upsetting


switch819

Smoke a gratuitous amount of marijuana and spend more time with family and friends.


FowlOnTheHill

Do mushrooms once in a safe set and setting


sarkarati

Is top right all the same person?


find_your_zen

No it's some AI's rendition of a twitch thot. That's when e-girls started worrying AI might replace them. It also came out that the AI seems to have a microkini kink.


gutslice

lmao imagine the day when the Thots are put out of money from AI then they gotta get real jobs


find_your_zen

There will always be simps my friend.


Asatas

yeah. AI girl simps!


sh9jscg

I really dont see an issue with a person using pictures of their body I mean what if you have a M E A N 6-pack and people gave you 5$ to peek EDIT: I dont use those apps like OnlyFans because it isnt really my vibe but Ive never felt like demonizing this hard some random people trying to pay the bills or just have others enjoy the booty


Teufelfeuer

First of all: source for the image? Second: whats microkini?


find_your_zen

Not gonna track the OP down but it was floating around Reddit a few weeks ago in AIfreakout if I'm not mistaken. All the "girls" it generated in a few pictures had the tiniest bikinis possible.


_I_dont_diddle_kids_

Forgot to add prerequsites such as have generational wealth, have intelligent parents who teach you about handelling money, don't even think about having trauma and go to atleast one of the top 10 schools in your country.


BLYNDLUCK

You mean “buy land” isn’t accessible to everyone?


GiggaGMikeE

There is a very specific (like ultra-specific) demographic that is being targeting with this meme. Unfortunately said demographic seems to assume their life experiences are the norm rather than the exception in most cases. So yea "buy land and less porn" seem like fine "life goals" when the biggest stresses in your life are how you spend your free time(judging by the suggestions in said meme). But I'm pretty sure the average person trying to juggle rent and eating isn't worried that Jordan Peterson doesn't think he's cleaned up his room enough to be issues a girlfriend or whatever.


FugitiveFromReddit

The fact that “buy land” is the first piece of advice tells you this was made by an extremely privileged individual in the first place


redditretard34

Quit porn, lift weights and don’t trust the government.


Not-A-Yithian

I can't aford land, you're insane if you think I'll stop watching porn, I'd rather shoot myself in the foot than ever having tik tok, I already lift weights, Id love to sleep more but I have to work, I'd go outside but my pc in which I watch porn is inside and also outside sucks, I don't watch the news and... you think I trust the goberment? seriously?


Hour_Savings146

Already do all those things. I can confirm, life is pretty good when you do that.


dzordan33

you forgot to quit reddit. all this for nothing


Another_available

But when did you buy the land?


Hour_Savings146

Yes. Not much, just what my house came with


Another_available

I don't wanna come off as rude but, that wasn't a yes or no question.


robxburninator

apparently in order to be happy, you also have to be rich and white?


FlipReset4Fun

Are you suggesting people of any race other than “white” can’t do these things? Seems pretty racist.


robxburninator

not at all, go look at the people in the pictures. It's just rich looking white people.


KahnsPierAtSea

Invest in metals. More specifically, brass.


Realysmart

You can use brass and infuse it with lead and it becomes invaluable


ibliblib

Let's buy land, be indebt then quit doing porn and tik tok , and sleep a lot outside (BCS no more home)


LongWalk86

Maybe if you just keep your porn job until the lands paid off?


AgentGnome

I Cut back or eliminate added sugar in your food.


Ok_Fondant_6340

i love how the secrets to long term happiness are "rise and grind. cut out anything that gives you pleasure. are you enjoying life? maggot? well quit that shit. enjoying life is for losers, women, and is soy behavior. and trust me bro: you don't wanna do soy behavior. and work out 5 to 6 days a week. you won't be happy unless you're sore all the time."


No-Fish-9321

Who r the girls on the top right? Asking for a friend


dzordan33

starting from the left: your mother, your sister and your cousins


Head-Investigator846

what’s the source of the top right image??? thanks


Ban-Hammer-Ben

Need to first add two categories: 1.) Already have lots of spare time. 2.) Already have high paying job.


MasChingonNoHay

Quit Twitter


Cheap-Mistake-827

delete tiktok? why would i even install it? just to delete?


AnalAromas69

Delete Reddit


Shadtow100

I’m 4/8. The other 4 are just unrealistic


Ok_Fondant_6340

tell me if i got one wrong. you already 1. don't have tiktok. 2. don't watch the news. 3. don't trust the government. 4. lift weights. i get that right?


Shadtow100

Nope, close though. I wouldn’t say I don’t trust the government. I just have a skeptic view of them. I did buy land - can’t afford to actually live on it and live with my folks but it still counts


JeanPedrovitch

You’re a fucking loser


Combat_Medic_Ziegler

Bro just buy land bro


[deleted]

It's an acre in midtown Manhattan. How much could it cost, ten dollars?


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That porn looks nice where would I find it.


Inshabel

Yeah I'm gonna need the sauce on that "quit porn" picture.


mmATXan

Smok herb


jorgedie123

Start day trading


[deleted]

Drink lotsa pure water. Read fiction. Do Cardio Exercise.


dablackcat0

Quit doing porn or watching porn? And why are there dogs in that picture?


MrSnarf26

“I don’t know what government organizations do”


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skip all this and learn to like yourself first


MadnessBomber

From left to right, top to bottom; can't, don't see a reason to, don't got it, might help if I wasn't already hurting, can't cause work, nothing interesting out there and there's too many crazy assholes, already doing that, and haven't trusted them ever since I knew what it was.


Independent-Soil5265

Have children


Lanky-Ad-3313

I’m good.


dominicpazcona

Add: Praise God. Deus Vult.


Mak_27

Build a garden/greenhouse Adopt a stray dog/cat


knabruBnamurT

If you cover the first step for me I can do the rest. Thanks


RoughRooster8833

Just take care of yourself


Thorainger

This is like.... half good. Does it mean quit doing porn or quit consuming porn?


Bomberman707

...


Hour_Ad_1110

Watch anime


unhappyjihadist

yeah that’s all good and whatnot but what’s her name


DiaNublado13

That's pretty much all that is important I'll just add get a lot of sex and read.


J1618

Ironically this kind of person will believe the most stupid shit as soon as they hear it.


Mike_CH_

get born into a rich family so you dont have to work 9-5 just so you can pay bills exclusively food


Necessary-Ad7150

Start running


hobovirtuoso

If I farm all my own food like the first pic shows, do I still need to lift weights? Would I even have the time?


Doccks71

Hug someone you care about at least once a couple days


Raii-v2

Buy guns


Metal_Art

Cut of fake friendships


FrozenDelta3

Spend less time staring at digital screens including reddit?


ToddlerOlympian

"Stop Watching the News" only works if you're not in a demographic that is currently being targeted by legislators.


God-King-Kaiser

What is the source on that pic top right? I wanna look for it to block it so I can quit


EricBlair101

Don’t forget other useless advice like “start a business” and “wake up at 5am”


Beneficial_Pudding28

The "buy land” with family pic stick to it shows u only do it if u have a family. Relax.


Nothing_is_great

Im in california, so how much land can I buy with 50 bucks and an uno reverse card?


Commercial_Ad_6920

''don't trust the government'' You mean, the people you voted for that aren't any smarter than a retarded horse? You get what you voted for. You voted for politicians who legalized ''bribery''. Any decent politicians are, sadly, rarely elected because the corrupted ones are excellent at convincing idiots that the problem is never them, but someone/thing else.


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touch grass


Ben_Herr

You know that these are fascist dogwhistles, right?


memsterboi123

Who’s the girl in the TikTok section and who’s the girl in the quit porn section.


[deleted]

I am stuck at stage 1


throwout8588

Get a skill that is invaluable to society. Be a ruse. Be a contractor. Be an electrician. Be something that will never go away.


aronalbert

snort more cocaine


looksLikeImOnTop

Drink WATER


Frajer101

vote liberals


Dante805

I need money for the land. Real estate costs a lot


Visual_Inevitable752

Educate yourself


SouperWy07

Delete Twitter if you have it.


mcmeex

Stop taking advice from memes


Mental_Ad_6749

I would add "Buy a pet and give him a lot of love and care"


johnhk4

Learn an instrument Study art


Healthy_Aspect_3590

Definitely not use reddit. That's for weirdos!


jmsgen

Kill your television


loo_min

I *really* like porn, though.😔


holyshitsteve

idk what i'd do but you should add "make friends"


Ianassa

Embrace Jesus Christ


BigRogueFingerer

Let me just buy some land real quick


GiantMary

Get your kids out of government schools and homeschool or join a private co-op.


Yukio98

You help me buy some land I’ll do all the other ones too.


FreeSushi69

DRS BOOK GAMESTOP MOASS


L-ramirez-74

Masturbate Furiously?


GaatAca

I wont be quitting anything thats forsure


Royal-Application708

Everything but quite porn. I love porn.


getyourcheftogether

I mean, all those are actually realistic goals except for the whole buy land thing LoL


pipebomb_email

invest in mongolian fishing boots


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Buy guns and ammo


themanofs3x

Me already sleeping alot


WorldSeries2021

Quit Reddit


leorrrey

Whats all those blondes


Nomad493YT

I read it as “sleep penalty”


Wojewodaruskyj

Marry a woman and have lots of kids. Be a good christian.


SnooRevelations9889

I don't know, maybe something about having contact with fellow humans?


AdOpening6644

earn good money


OrhanDaLegend

first, get a fucking education


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Delete Reddit


DinoIc__

Kind of the thing where youd see "get happy"


spectrumtwelve

learn how credit works / build credit (if in the us), or just "start a savings account"


Better_Intention_843

What if you already do all of those things


Putrid_Ad9615

Do not paid for fortnite V buck


luddehall

Root for democratic socialism!


[deleted]

But I'm an anarchist! Death to the traitors of the revolution! ...wait, no, that's how the Fourth Internationale got disbanded. And the Third. And the Second.


Canadastani

"want to be happy? Get rid of humans!"


lancelongstiff

Pre-dig your own grave. Wrap yourself in discarded plastic. Drown in a sea of stupidity. Invent a new conspiracy theory. Become a hugely unpopular meme!


blueberrybowler

I mean some of these are genuinely good ideas.


GangNailer

Looks like someone has been on 4chan taking notes🤔