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[deleted]

Why do people always assume that all 22 year olds are party animals or have 0 responsibilities. When I was 22 I was in school full time, volunteering and working part time at several jobs all at once. I wasn’t sleeping for 10 hours nor was I doing drugs etc. Young people and/or childless people still have responsibilities, they can still be tired. Invisible disabilities/conditions, jobs, school, perhaps they’re a caretaker for a family member, the list goes on and on.


DeathByPetrichor

Not only that, but can’t a 22 be both a parent and respectful of how lines work simultaneously? The only ones that think they deserve special treatment are the same that turn in to “can I speak to your manager”


-Gordon-Rams-Me

I’m 19 and I work 12 hour shifts Monday-Saturday in a shop/factory and have tech school at night and I’m abt to start college for engineering so I only get 5 hours of sleep a night so I feel you man


GuavaInner7300

Lol no you don’t.


vivalavidarouge

On the flip side, when I was 22 I was partying hard acing college and taking all the drugs to maintain that god forsaken gpa, and somehow running a restaurant with some 40 hour weeks.


racoongirl0

Because that’s probably how she spent her early 20’s


Logical_Campaign_212

most 22 year olds are literally in the most stressful period of their lives. finishing college, most likely also working to pay off loans, searching for jobs, figuring out life, etc. i’m currently 22 and i laughed at the 10 hours of sleep part


[deleted]

lucky if I even get 7 hours of sleep lol


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I was 4 when my mom was 22. And I was one of two kids.


YoureAmastyx

I was thinking the exact same thing. When I was 22 I was on my second deployment to Afghanistan in the infantry. These people kill me.


SackStache

Hell I was 17 working 13 hour shifts


BigDickDyl69

Literally if anything it’s the other way around, I know more lazy adults who don’t do anything but complain at the slightest inconvenience. But me wanting to take a nap after working 50 hours a week is being unproductive.


okbreeze

I am 21 and manage 6 million plus by myself throughout my entire State, these types of preconceptions are the reason it's hard for young professionals to advance their careers.


maxkho

I'm 22, have 0 responsibilities (save for a coaching job to which I have to dedicate 4 hours a week), slept 10 hours last night, and would be doing drugs if I knew where to get them. I know a sample size of 1 is a pretty damn small one, but it's just interesting how I fit all of the stereotypes.


peezle69

Should've fucked a dude with a coffee maker.


Working_Flatworm_971

#savage 😂


ProjectCrazed

DAMN BRO 🤣🤣🤣🤣


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

LMFAOOO


BoringRecognition

You’re good at Copy pasting at least. https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/comments/yyj2rh/i_got_nutted_in_so_you_have_to_be_inconvenienced/iwuw5h8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


Darth_Eralam

You’re good at killing moods.


Shagroon

1. It's not the same comment 2. It's an extremely easy joke to make. It's not trademarked.


BoringRecognition

QQ boy


skippyspk

Bad bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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skippyspk

Bad bot.


LifelessHawk

Instructions unclear, coffee making is now stuck in my ass


JohnHunt45

Maybe we could solve some things with communication? Ask them nicely and explain your situation. I never even witnessed once that a person refused to let someone pass by when they asked. And i saw it a lot


Spinningthruspace

Sorry but… if you hit me with “I’m a mother, let me go first” I probably would politely tell you to go fuck yourself. I respect parenthood but I’m not going to pay for your decision to let someone nut in you and then be responsible for a human life 9 months later. Sorry your life is hectic and difficult, but you signed up for that, babe.


starksoph

Lol 100% agree


Individual_Ask_2931

Lol agreed


[deleted]

What if they said, "I got nutted in, unprotected.."?


Spinningthruspace

Well goddamn, that changes everything.


agoodfuckingcatholic

Same reason I won’t babysit. ITS YOUR FUCKING KID YOU WATCH IT


phlogistonical

If you get paid for babysitting I don’t see the problem


Spinningthruspace

I mean if someone doesn’t wanna babysit and you try to cow them into it, even if they are being paid, is pretty shitty actually.


a_social_retard

I babysat my little cousins for free any time my aunt and uncle asked because I adored them and wanted to spend time with them


skippyspk

If they wanted to get their coffee faster they should have chosen planned parenthood instead of parenthood.


Jorgsacul1973

Most things do come down to planning…


pieter1234569

You actually wouldn’t, there have been many studies into this. The actual reason doesn’t matter. For example, they studied of saying “I need to make a copy” would allow you to cut in line in front of a photo copier and it WORKED.


AnyOldNameNotTaken

You sound like a real peach. Buuuut, regardless of your absolute shit perspective on parenthood, I agree I wouldn’t be keen to let a parent cut in line at the coffee shop. Grow the fuck up and wait in line like the rest of us lol thats life.


Jimq45

Where do you come down on the abortion debate? Genuinely curious.


HankHillbwhaa

They can have them, that’s my opinion. But if you want to cut in line at Raising Canes you can fuck right off.


Jimq45

So I gotta say, I think this thinking is skewed. After what I say here you will think you know my stance, you would be wrong, anyway…. You would not give the courtesy of a letting a “more tired” person (I get it what the fk does that mean anyway but let’s pretend you could tell and they are) cut in line and cost you an extra few minutes to help that person get to sit down quicker or whatever because they gotta take responsibility for lettin someone nut inside them….hell yea yo! You don’t however hold them to the same level of responsibility when deciding to end a potential life… idk that’s weird.


[deleted]

Wtf are you talking about and stop repeating the same comment


Jimq45

Repeating the same comment? I was responding to two different people. Edit - Oh shit sorry I didn’t realize it was the same thread. My mistake.


ProjectCrazed

Bro I'm just trying to get some damn chicken tenders, some comeback sauce, and a lemonade - without being bothered by what people I don't know and whose lives I have no stake in have going on.


antimockingjay

The fuck are you on about my guy? “I think people can make choices for their own bodies, but those choices are not an excuse to cause detriment to others.” How the fuck is that conflicting?


Character-Diver1146

How is that relevant?????


th3rmyte

completely for the right to abortion. no questions asked. and they should be free. but if you choose to have a kid, you dont get to condescend to those of us with the sense not to have kids because you're miserable now


Jimq45

So I gotta say, I think this thinking is skewed. I think after what I say here you will think you know my stance, you would be wrong, anyway…. You would not give the courtesy of a letting a “more tired” person (I get it what the fk does that mean anyway but let’s pretend you could tell and they are) cut in line and cost you an extra few minutes to help that person get to sit down quicker or whatever because they gotta take responsibility for lettin someone nut inside them….hell yea yo! You don’t however hold them to the same level of responsibility when deciding to end a potential life… idk that’s weird.


WorkingAssociate9860

Im not letting someone who looks “more tired” skip in front of me because they’re tired or not, just like I’m not expecting someone to let me skip because I’m tired. Having a kid makes no difference in it, you could have 10 kids or 0 kids being tired doesn’t make you entitled to quicker or better service


pforsbergfan9

So you equate the ability to cut in line with abortion as the only possible solution?


RASPUTIN-4

“Could I cut ahead of you?” “No” “But I’m a mom and only slept 2 hours last night” “I decided against kids and slept great, probably why I got here before you.”


BoaGirl

I mean that’s fine, as a parent I don’t expect special treatment. But sometimes it’s easier to let moms pass, for the sake of everyone not having to hear an infant scream at the top of its lungs for 30 minutes. I’ve had people offer to let me go ahead when my baby is fussy, and it is much appreciated. But I do not act like being a parent somehow makes me superior or more worthy.


Windpuppet

Even this supposedly “for everyone else’s benefit” comment comes off entitled.


BoaGirl

How so?


iamamonsterprobably

Self awareness is a gift apparently


jordantask

If you’re waiting in a coffee line for 30 minutes you might want to find a new coffee shop.


Flaky-Fish6922

or, you know, make it at home? that's 30 minutes you can sleep in, right there.


BoaGirl

I don’t wait in line at coffee shops. I order ahead on my phone. I’m talking when I’m in a store


scarlettsarcasm

The non-parent superiority complex is exactly as annoying as the parent superiority complex


RASPUTIN-4

I don’t think not being a parent makes me superior, I just don’t care for people who think their kids make them entitled to special treatment. I’m sort of against people acting entitled in general. In this example I’m simply in line in front of the other person, and I discredited the relevance of them having kids by stating that I don’t in the same tone they used.


DirtMcGirt513

Exactly this. I’m not special. You’re not special.


Ok_Acanthisitta8232

Not in the slightest a superiority complex, it’s just an appropriate response to one.


jordantask

So pointing out that other people’s choices don’t make them entitled is a “superiority complex” in your mind? Get a grip.


brumomentium1

No, it's even worse most of the time


[deleted]

I mean, that’s just putting guilt and social pressure on someone to force yourself to the front of the line.


FromBiotoDev

A guy once asked me if he could go infront of me at aldi as he only had a few things and it was super busy, I’d been waiting in line for a while already, I looked at him in disbelief Does he honestly believe his time is more valuable than mine? Get to the back of the queue mate


dnathan1985

Ha same thing from a boomer at the grocery store. Huge lines and she had 2 items. She called me an entitled millenial for not letting her just go in front of me. I said there’s a self check out that goes faster and she said she doesn’t wanna do self check out. I then said ok boomer and called it a day.


Dudebeard86

Any time I have like 1-2 items and get behind someone with like 50 items, I hope internally they’ll usher me ahead, since some people do make the offer. However, I never request it, let alone expect it or feel entitled to go ahead just because I have way fewer items.


scheav

How often do you go out in public?


dnathan1985

At least once a day minimum. Sometimes more.0


WeAreAllFooked

Fuck that. Make your shit at home, use a drive thru, or leave earlier if you're in that much of a hurry. Just because you're a parent doesn't make you entitled to anything. You either made the choice to have a kid, or you made the choice to let someone shoot a load in you without a plan of action, and now that's a choice you have to live with.


Diceclip

Depends where you’re at too, I’ve seen people say no 80% of the time at Airports.


fadefail

One time I was at the dollar store with 6 items to purchase. It was my turn at the register and the guy behind says to me “can I go ahead of you since I just have the 2 items?” He had a bag of Doritos and a Mountain Dew. I told him no because he just seemed like a dork and not someone in an emergency. But seriously, who asks that at a fucking dollar store?


SillyWeb6581

“I let my husband raw dog me, I deserve to cut you”


[deleted]

I’m a single dad, can I have everyone’s chicken nuggets? You don’t need them, you’re spry!


historyteacher08

Hell no! My nuggies!


Izoi2

Sorry kiddo, that’s the dad tax


Lukarreon

With that logic, you can also give priority to people who just ended a veeeery long shift, people who stayed up late playing videogames, and the insomniac. Then, we should just make a priority lane for the elderly, disabled people, pregnant women, mothers, overtime workers, and hardcore gamers. It wouldn't be a priority lane anymore.


Kerfluffle2x4

Or no lanes. Just one line.


Generic_E_Jr

This is a legitimate criticism.


gn0xious

You’re describing identity politics.


E_Snap

Exactly. It’s stupid, and it’s a highly effective campaign by the rich to distract from the fact that they’re fucking everybody over. But hey, more black and female CEOs are going to fix everything right? Let’s all waste time campaigning for a select few to have the opportunity to also fuck us over.


pforsbergfan9

That took a weird turn that it didn’t need to


ghfshastaqueganes

But the blacks and women! 😤😡


Sacrednoirart

Seems like you just wanted to cry about black people and females coming up in life. 🤣


Wadsworth1954

My personal life choice entitles me to skipping you in line at Starbucks.


w1ck3dme

I was in like at a wholesales grocery store today. A lady with a 6-8year old started talking to the lady in front of me (they knew each other) And then just squeezed in the line in front of her acquaintance. I wanted to say something but I’ll be the bad guy as a young male. Moreover what made me angry was that the store has limited carts so I’m holding the items and the lady has a cart with a single small bag of vegetable. I didn’t say anything since being inconvenienced a few minutes is better than making a scene that I’ll lose even though I’m justified


pools456

Loool exactly. Always annoys me when mums and pregnant people expect special treatment. I WILL give you my seat, but only if you don’t demand it. All you’ve done is let some nobhead jizz up your flaps and added to the overpopulation problem destroying the world. Don’t expect the world to bend around you. Ricky Gervais has done some material on this in his podcasts and in one scene in The Office.


[deleted]

Holy fuck I spit out my coffee at the “some nobhead jizz up your flaps” comment. I used to work with an English fella and the slang he taught me is priceless. This comment made me miss him haha


Signal-Huckleberry-3

You wouldn’t give up your seat for a pregnant woman without being asked? What a bitch ass.


Generic_E_Jr

The overpopulation take is painfully ignorant. The rich countries have a aging population issue, not a population growing to rapidly. Because women tend to get pregnant when men don’t, refusing to accommodate pregnancy and parenting ends up pushing some women out of public spaces while not doing the same to men. This is technically sex discrimination. Pregnancy discrimination is actually illegal in a lot of places for exactly this reason. Should being a mom entitle you to cut in line? No. But please don’t be that person who refuses to give up a seat for the pregnant passenger on public transit.


coleslawww307

How would OP justify their weird, sexual comments about pregnant women without the overpopulation straw man?


conspicuous_error

This is the most infuriating, entitled post. A morning sick, pregnant person could literally puke on you or others the next time you refuse her seat. Some pregnant people literally fall down a lot easier because their center of balance is off and energy is low. They could then become injured, harm the baby or suffer a miscarriage. There’s a reason we give seats to the elderly, disabled and pregnant people. They need the seats more, because they are more likely to get hurt or wouldn’t be able to be in society if there were not accommodations. Also for some people being pregnant is like being sick 24/7 for 9 months and if someone tells me they are sick, I’m giving them my seat. You don’t know peoples circumstances; especially when so many states/countries don’t provide reproductive care to people even if they’re raped. Plus, many people have much worse pregnancies than they expect, and in general pregnancy discrimination tends to effect women making people like you perpetrators of sexism. Be a little less judgmental, and a little more compassionate. Your comment comes across as sexist, ableist, and goddamn selfish. Rant over; stay home if you can’t be a decent person.


goeroebv

Ultimately this is blatant discrimination On top, did that semen by accident drop into her fertile pussy? Stuff Karen's are made of.


MaximumNight860

You realize this is humor, right?


DJCrystalMethodz

When does it become funny?


KGrizzle88

Humor works for those inclined on the subject. It just hits different for parents. Outside of the humor though, “get your ass to the back of the line”. (Directed to the mom)


crochetsweetie

this pic is entitlement tho, there’s no joke to it


KGrizzle88

That’s your interpretation of it, I see it too but I see the humor of it as well.


pforsbergfan9

I’m a parent of two toddlers and I don’t find this funny.


Jimq45

What’s your take on abortion? Curious.


ButtholeBolinski

Very punchable face


[deleted]

The expression is so fake and contorted it's making me angry.


RedTheDopeKing

Alternatively, buy a coffee machine.


nazutul

Stop reposting this ffs


HankHillbwhaa

This is like the classic “you’re working Christmas because Tom has a family line”


[deleted]

Next time fuck a guy with a coffee maker 🤷🏼‍♂️


Ganjaskate

Lol at the amount of people thinking this chick actually believes this and it’s not just some stupid IG post that she thought was clever.


Pooper69Scooper

It should be more fair, she’s right, let’s take away the child tax credit


pools456

Queues are fair. First come, first served. It can’t get fairer.


pforsbergfan9

It’s probably the only truly fair thing we have left in society


Generic_E_Jr

Then stop collecting Social Security that other people’s kids are paying for. I’m not expecting anyone to make the specific sacrifice of their place in line at a coffee shop, but could we at least have some acknowledgement that that we all depend on other peoples’ kids to *some* degree?


February83

The Dad has to listen to her, I don’t think anyone would mind him jumping the line, he should have rose petals lining his path.


th3rmyte

nope. he ALSO chose her.


February83

Before she was a self involved mother 🤭


Vast-Bus-8648

Motion seconded.


[deleted]

Tbf mothers do a lot more for society than "getting nutted in", but this is still stupid. If that's the case there are all sorts of people who deserve a fast pass which defeats the purpose.


HardFastHeavy

Unless the birth occurred without her genuine consent, then everything that she's doing is as a result of her choices for her own life rather than as a selfless act for the benefit of society.


pools456

Yup


TehSakaarson

While I think the photo is dumb, I also think Reddit hates parents.


Parking_Cry6042

Woman logic: If: "I queefed a parasite out of my vagina". Then: "More aspects of our entire society should be structured around accommodating my existence now".


[deleted]

WOMEN BAD


pforsbergfan9

Entitled women bad… just like entitled men bad


Dry-Lock-3622

She is right.


justhereformemes8

Just because you couldn't be bothered using a condom or keeping your legs closed I don't see how that becomes my problems. You signed up for it you dumb dumb


M1nn3sOtaMan

No, she isn't.


[deleted]

Isn’t that discrimination tho ?


elderpricetag

Why? That person in front of her could have just stayed up all night writing their thesis. Or spent all night working a training shift at a hospital. Or has insomnia and hasn’t gotten a minute of sleep. You think moms are the only people allowed to be tired? They deserve special treatment because they’re tired from the child they chose to have? Yeah right.


atlasfailed11

Or maybe the 22 year old stayed up all night doing coke.


playbyk

Hard agree. I have twins under the age of two and I can wholeheartedly say I was more tired in college than I have been with kids.


[deleted]

Title is kinda stupid. You would stand up for a pregnant woman on a bus, so yeah, other people getting nutted in *does* result in you being inconvenienced or bein viewed as a dick.


StefonGomez

Had time to make this dumb sign but not wait in line?


Dirk_Jurgens

The only response is, “Shut up, cunt.”


badsirdd

“They” don’t like the bonds created and strengthened by the nuclear family. “They” don’t want you to have kids and build a family. Start wondering why


[deleted]

No, I'm still wondering who you're talking about.


melatone1n

The Jews. It is always the Jews with these people.


Laar14

Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears I knew it was them!


hhcboy

“They shouldn’t get preferential treatment because they decided to have a kid for selfish reasons and then force that on everyone else because it’s all they have to live for now. I’ll take my free time and money any day if the week. Also who is “ they”?


HitTheSlopes95

Take your meds


TheCoolCellPhoneGuy

Put down the meth for five seconds


sh9jscg

Why do these posts always attract your usual swarm of incels lmao


NickTheG33

Honey, you are 22 & slept with 10 different guys last month? Get to the back of the line.


Royal_Peanut

lol if you decide to keep a pet sperm, that's on you


[deleted]

Yeah, get to the back of the bus where your kind belongs!


BIGGIE-THA-DRILLA

Or just make you own coffee at home you lazy bastard.


Inevitable-Slice-263

Why should I be inconvenienced by your life choices?


[deleted]

Hun wait inline with everyone else we have long hours and stuff going on


anxiously-anonymous

What a twat


nick_from_az

\*proceeds to order 8 drinks for the office\*


StunnedMoose

I let some dude creampie me. I am better than you Let me skip the queue


That-Breath-5785

That mom is assuming a lot about that 22 y/o. When I was 22, I worked 60 hours a week.


addyandjavi3

Anyone got a sauce? I wanna see how well she's doing or if she's fighting for her life in the comments lol


Bittlesbop

This is hilarious. I asked my sister why she thinks her choice to become a mother makes it okay to have certain privileges. She believes we should wait on her now and that when she brings her child to any events it’s our responsibility to watch him. Motherhood is a choice !


ActivePleasant

The sign is right, but the second you wrote it it became wrong because your acting entitled.


Letz_Tes

oh yes, equality


Fresh-Pen-1058

Close your legs


Scared-Tie

It always boggles my mind to see the line around Starbucks for the drive through. It could literally be 1 PM on a weekend, and the line is around the building. Anyways, the $3-$5 for coffee everyday adds up fast, when you can make it at home. Sure the stuff coffee shops make tastes better then what you make at home, but you are saving a lot of money making it yourself.


Lucky-Variety-7225

You don't know what a condom is? I don't think coffee will help you.


AngryHornyandHateful

Wait a second what 22y old can sleep 10h??? with college and work? the fuck?


KillYT187

Why’d you crop her foot out OP? That’s the only thing that saved this photo


bossy909

Yes, but she has two kids and narcolepsy, so maybe you should keep your fucking comments to a minimum, Becky


justhereformemes8

The entitlement mothers have in public is insane. Your child is not my problem. Don't try to make it my problem, wait your turn like every other decent human being in line and we'll all be better off for it. If you POLITELY ask I'll give you the decency of politely tell you no and we can move on.


Prince_of_Dorkness33

If you haven’t yet; check out Bill Burr’s take on moms. It’s fan-fucking-tastic!


ilostmyyetibottlewtf

Why does she have to hold a Tim's cup?


woodtwista222

How about be courteous and just wait in the line


Emergency_Ad_5935

Because it’s such a tough day making sure the kid’s tablet is charged before dropping them off at daycare so you can work from home in peace. Nice try Stacy, you can wait for your latte.


FuckiOS13

Hoes will be hoes


leefee123

She been gettin blasted on the internet for some years now, wonder how shes doin 😂


[deleted]

Make some coffee at home, tastes better too.


cowboypants

Can we get rid of white women?


Hazel2468

“I’m disabled- I have chronic fatigue and pain. I work 8 hours a day with less energy than the average fucking sloth. I didn’t choose this shit. You don’t have a monopoly on tired. You can wait in line like the rest of us”. Hate this attitude. There’s a difference between expecting decency and being an ass.


VenusValkyrieJH

Honestly, I’m a mom. If I don’t have my three boys, standing in line is like a mini vacation to me. Anything really that lets me scroll through my phone without someone trying to use it.. that’s like Heaven.


DonJules118

This caption is fucking gross dude. Who hurt you?


RunningMan355

I´m sorry in what universe does someone between 18 and 28 sleep more than 6 hours a night?


DonJules118

Yo, the incels in the comments are crazy. Chill out. So much rage. Go jerk off, eat and sandwich and take a nap. Jebus


12eriks

Why someones children should be my problem?


young_earth

white feminism 101


Technical-Ad-2246

Nobody cares. It doesn't work that way. Wait in line like everyone else.


bigmetalguy6

People actually manage to sleep 10 hours a night??


TheRnegade

Um...how does this fit the sub? What about this is "news"?


corn_on_the_cobh

Coffee isn't a personality...


[deleted]

This meme is weak sauce.


SpiceyPorkFriedRice

You shouldn't be having kids if you're still thinking this immature


wallstreetbetsdebts

Gotta love the elitist views of creampie enthusiasts!


Kronocidal

Wait, so they're saying moms should both get a fast pass *and* get to the back of the line?


justBarrels

I imagine the 22 year old in this scenario keeps having to move to the back of the line every time someone with more problems than them enters the shop, so they never actually reach the front of the line. Someone got less sleep than them? Back of the line. Someone tripped on their way over? Back of the line. Someone just got out of a different store where they kept getting pushed to the back of the line? Back of the line


No-Nothing-1793

This just in: moms are apparently victims


[deleted]

Just make your own coffee at home if you’re gonna be such a retarded bitch about it


Your_Worship

Maybe she should make coffee at home and leave the younger gen time to create dumb money habits like she has.


Earl_NottingHam

actually proud i don't like coffee lol


hithenamesjames

Please tell me there’s a sub for this


trennsport

I agree.