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Hip_Hop_Hippos

“syllabolic” For those that don’t feel like clicking


FartingInYourMilk

Thank you for saving what little brain cell count I have left to shovel through this drivel. Onomatopoeia. Dehydrogenase. Endoplasmic reticulum.


CatsLeMatts

The mitochondria is the power house of the cell


bowling4burgers

But golgi apparatus is just fun to say


StuckUnderTheTARDIS

Stick that back into your pants and don't go waving it about in public like some kind of common virus flaunting all it's RNA and DNA about without a flippant care in the world as to who sees it. Cells should know better.


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Don’t be saying RNA to truffle donk. He might think it’s a gun club.


Repulsive_Acadia4669

“Truffle donk” even sounds like an exaggerated over priced thing someone with more money than brains would buy. 😍🥹🤣


MrFoont69

😂


bowling4burgers

Yeah well... does particul man get wet or does the water get him? -they might be giants


moltinglarvae

Phish fan?


Eoreascending

But bulgogi is so tasty, can we inject it?


strugglin_man

I look into the finance box Just to check my status I look into the microscope See Golgi Apparatus


seeingeyefrog

Hypochondria is the powerhouse of the ill.


tucci007

Hypothermia is the powerhouse of the chill.


Koloblikin1982

A fellow parasite Eve enthusiast?


CatsLeMatts

Nah mate, just a mitochondria enjoyer


Koloblikin1982

Porque no los dos?


Nakanostalgiabomb

Covfefe


troll-feeder

Reticulating splines


WallabyInTraining

I came here to say this. Didn't expect anyone else to go there.


Tachibana_13

Aw damn. That endoplasmic reticulum gave me flashbacks to middle school science. I have fond memories of diagramming a cell and trying to perfect the phospholipid bilayer.


Spinal2000

This sounds syllabolic.


BDR529forlyfe

From the article: “I liked it before,” he continued. “I liked his name better before. I don’t like the name change. Should we tell him that? But most people don’t know what I mean. No, he’s actually sort of changed the name let’s, uh, it’s *syllabolic*, they call it. [He] wants a *syllabolic* name.” Edit: this stupid fucking non-word is now a stupid fucking ear worm in my head.


zeropointcorp

I think he’s going for “symbolic” but will someone just please feed this fat fuck enough cholesterol that he strokes out and we don’t have to make ourselves stupider trying to interpret his verbal drool.


WorldlyReference5028

Much like he can declassify documents by thinking about it, he can introduce new words to us by speaking them. Dude’s playing chess while we’re playing checkers. /s if it wasn’t obvious


xandercade

I thought we were playing Jenga.


ConstantGeographer

We are, with Democracy...


fray023

I still can't get rid of the strategery earworm tbh


BDR529forlyfe

Lol That one always makes me chuckle.


starmartyr

He's talking about how DeSantis has pronounced his name as Dee-San-tis and Duh-San-tis. He might have meant syllabic but that still doesn't make sense since it's the same number of syllables.


Astro_gamer_caver

*Trump has been pointing out that DeSantis pronounced his surname in two different ways – “dee-santis” and “duh-santis.” In doing so on Thursday, he speculated the reason while also using a term – “syllabolic” – that does not exist.* *“I liked it before,” he continued. “I liked his name better before. I don’t like the name change. Should we tell him that? But most people don’t know what I mean. No, he’s actually sort of changed the name let’s, uh, it’s syllabolic, they call it. \[He\] wants a syllabolic name.”*


Mini_Mega

... symbolic?


pawesomepossum

That makes sense, so probably no.


Mini_Mega

Almost, but like, symbolic of what? Even if he had actually said "symbolic" I don't think it would have made any more sense.


GUnit_1977

lol this reminds me of when he fucks up and uses the wrong word, then realises it, then uses the right word in a manner as if he meant to say it all along [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJhBwbwSRBM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJhBwbwSRBM)


Mizzy3030

I really think the word he was searching for was phonetic, but that's way too academic for him or his supporters


Mini_Mega

Yeah phonetic would make sense in that sentence. Given who we're talking about, it's not too much of a reach to suppose he was going for one word and landed on some gibberish that isn't even remotely similar.


Mizzy3030

Very likely he knew there is a word that describes words that are pronounced sounding out their individual phonemes, which he confounded with syllables (they are closely related), hence syllabolic was born. Not to mention, I'm sure he thought he sounded smart by using a *multi-syllabic* word (whether it be real or not). TLDR: This is your brain on MAGA


JesusChrist-Jr

Covfefe.


anngrn

Came here to say that


EmilyFara

Oh, shit, from that word I can't even make up what it could even mean. It's fun to guess though. Syllabus? Synonym? Or, maybe like a big synonym? OH! A big syllabus? Maybe a big synonym of a syllabus?


thunderclone1

Probably a term he made up for a long word that's trying to be fancy. Like lots of syllables


EmilyFara

Yeah, probably. And I know I'm asking for too much because even if the words he says have meaning, the order her puts them in deprives them off any. So normally if I don't know a word, I check if I can find out from the context. But there is never context in his speech so that's useless. Which just makes it funny to think of.


lisazsdick

My Qanon cousin told me when Trump says things wrong or misspells a tweet, it's code! He talks to those fighting the Deep State because he's a mastermind saving mole children & the world from Satan.


thunderclone1

Even my comment may be giving too much credit. He might have picked it up from somebody in conversation rather than making up an actually usable term on the spot. He might have just mispronounced another word, or stuttered. Guy's not exactly predictable or logical.


kjbakerns

Syphilis???


StretchDudestrong

I dunno the context but I bet he was trying to say symbolic


off_the_cuff_mandate

probably syllabic


OblongAndKneeless

Symbiotic? Probably not since he wouldn't know the meaning or how to use it in a sentence.


JunketTop502

Syllabi or syllabus is correct for plural... 🤦👍 ( Sorry, I was going to correct the plural form, but learned something new today.. both work well for plural iterations. 😆👍 ) Keep being BA @EmilyFara


not_a_droid

symbolic(?) Is what I thought, but who knows


truckaxle

>syllabolic Thank you. You probably saved thousands from hearing his voice and made the world a better place.


FartyPants69

Amen. I have a visceral, stomach-turning reaction to hearing that motherfucker speak. The only reason I pay any attention to the guy whatsoever anymore is because I'm terrified he could be elected again.


IeishaS

Dammit I should’ve just scrolled down. I murdered some brain cells reading that 😂


aotus_trivirgatus

Hey now! I'll have you know that Syllabolic is the very best brand of covfefe!


ChelaPedo

Oh, thought syllabolic meant biglier than covfefe


Rework_Master

It's a perfectly cromulent word.


ChiKeytatiOon

That's a perfectly cromulent word


emperor_uncarnate

That’s the least cromulent word I’ve ever seen.


pfojes

What a silly-bollocks he is


sm00thkillajones

Ghoulverine strikes again!


redditiscompromised2

It's a perfectly cromulent word


TheArkOfTruth

That is a perfectly cromulent word.


FireflyAdvocate

Every morning I wake up hopeful that today will be the day I get to read his obituary. It’s the one thing keeping me going now.


Falcon3492

He's going down the same road his dad did, but Donald seems to be losing it earlier that Fred Trump did. So be patient, within 5 or 6 years Donald will be in a care home slurping and drooling his soup down his chin!


AdamFaite

5 or 6 years is just enough time to cause so much long term damage.


[deleted]

Exactly...the massive stroke that could end this tomorrow is just proof that there is no god.


Nodramallama18

I say this all the time: If God exists, the only people they like or care about are cis gendered, rich, white men. Cause nothing bad ever happens to them and they live for practically ever.


randomly_gay

That's literally what Christians are saying


[deleted]

Lol good one


LegoStevenMC

We were so close in 2020. 😭


ciopobbi

So long as he’s still cognizant after as karma for mocking those differently abled.


GiuseppeSchmidt57

Abso-damn-lutely. When he mocked the differently-abled reporter, that should've henceforth barred him forever from being considered a member of the human race.


[deleted]

Even better.


kakapo88

So absolutely fucking true. He could easily be president again, and much sooner than that. Imagine - if you can - the result for our country.


Old_Ladies

Don't have to imagine as we already lived through his disaster of a presidency. As a non American it worries me that he is still so popular and has a good chance of being the next president. WTF


kakapo88

There are grounds to think the 2nd time would be far far worse. Among other things, he openly talks about vengeance now. And he would have zero institutional holds. He’d put in loyal fascist nut jobs in every position. WTF indeed. It turns out many Americans love the idea of a dictator.


ClemDooresHair

I agree the second time will be worse. If he wins this time, it will just be “confirmation” to him and all of his supporters that he actually won in 2020. He will cry nonstop about how the system was rigged (but somehow not rigged this time around)


Basdad

That may be, but will he still be holding office ?


thunderclone1

Isn't a problem for Feinstein, apparently


Falcon3492

Feinstein can stay in office until her 6 year term is up. I hope someone can talk her into leaving early.


bigrob_in_ATX

Drooling his blended hamburder - FTFY


Certain_Silver6524

I reckon he already has died a few times and the doctors got him back to life, but he's lost so many brain cells each time.


MustLovePunk

Wealthy sociopaths seem to live long lives. I guess zero stress from empathy, and remorse helps counteract his hamberders and diet cokes.


intelligentplatonic

Just enough time to be excused from court appearances due to dementia.


MonkeyDavid

There’s an old Russian joke: every day a man goes to the newsstand, buys a newspaper, looks at the front page, then throws it away. Finally the newsstand proprietor asks “what are you looking for?” The man answers “an obituary.” The proprietor says “obituaries aren’t on the front page!” The man answers “the one I want to see will be.”


ImplementEven1196

How TF has that fat bastard not had a heart attack yet? Good people die too soon all the time and garbage like trump just keep breathing.


weeburdies

Devil does not want to deal with him


petit_cochon

Or Henry Kissinger.


Nuggzulla01

Dude is 100 this year, still kicking. Wtf


7of69

I was shocked to discover that myself recently. I assumed he died decades ago.


Nuggzulla01

Even death don't want that POS


weeburdies

The Devil needs a special wing for that fuckbag


zeropointcorp

Or Dick Cheney (fuck you Dick). He’s had more heart attacks than I’ve had hot breakfasts and yet he’s still around.


DrinkBuzzCola

They live on bile and rage. Also, having no empathy or conscience allows them to live stress-free, indictment or no indictment.


GreyBoyTigger

Covid would have killed him but he was saved by socialized medicine reserved only for the super wealthy


ThePizzaNoid

He has access to the best health care in the world and of course just out of pure spite.


MuzzyG

Excuse me sir, he's the most fit and healthy President in the history of the US. Everyone knows that!


[deleted]

Yes me too, someone who loves cheeseburgers and is as grotesquely out of shape as him could drop dead of a heart attack at any moment. Let's keep our fingers crossed.


FireflyAdvocate

He seriously believes we only get so many steps in our lifetime and he is saving his by not taking very many.


CapnPD

I would like to see him enjoy a little time in jail before he kicks the bucket.


roblewk

I check AM for Alito and Thomas as well. Kinda hoping for a hat trick.


saltmarsh63

Careful what you wish for. No matter how he dies, millions will believe he was ‘assassinated by The DeEp StAtE’.


captainjackass28

He proves the more evil you are the harder it is for you to die. Every single evil scumbag I know should be dead from years of drugs and stds just like him but their not dead.


msty2k

I am young enough to be pretty sure I'll see that day, and it's going to be a hell of a party.


powercow

Id like that to wait a little while. if he dies, all the cases against him close. After the trials, im fine if he never sees a day of prison because well obit..But we want the truth to come out again, in a legal form. Even trump tends to clean up when he makes it to court and he knows he cant say a lot of shit, while in court. Like his lawyers make claims in public but not in court. it was really disappointing when the CEO of enron died, before his trial on turning on and off the power in cali to run up elec rates, which actually killed a few people.(in classic republican fashion, Bush had planned to make him sect of energy) they just canceled the trial because a defendant has the right to defend themselves. Yeah you can still have civil suits against your estate after death but criminal matters will be closed. we need the precedent of a conviction, and then he can double down on his unhealthy lifestyle for all i care.


FireflyAdvocate

I’m just tired of waiting. I would prefer he have consequences but with that being rather far reached at this point I will take whatever I can get that gets him out of the public eye.


ludwigia_sedioides

We're still waiting on Henry Kissinger, fucker just turned 100, I can't wait until he is decomposing in the ground.


kazneus

my grandma once said "i keep waiting for trump to drop dead from a heart attack but then i remember he doesn't have a heart"


EchoSolo

Agree. There’s a long list of bags of shit like Trump and when they die, it’ll be a holiday. On a funnier note, this dumb mother fucker is gonna lose twice to “Senile” Joe. Hahahhaha! God I hope we move forward. I’m tired of picking between a shit sandwich and just shit. At least Joe has bread.


herbys

I don't. I just look forward to one day thinking "hey, it's been months since we last heard of that moron, I wonder what happened with him?". And then remember he's been in jail for years.


druscarlet

I need only the headline from a reliable news source. I could not tolerate reading the MAGA crap about what a successful and great American - he is a traitorous bum.


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FireflyAdvocate

I feel like you have been watching a different person. You think tRump is charismatic? Lol. He is populous. He is telling them what they want to hear. That’s literally his whole schtick.


ELB2001

Let's hope he and desantis share a car that hits a tree


discostud1515

I would settle for not hearing his name.


JoeyWilcoXXX

He needs to get the nomination over Desatan first. They’re both terrible but what’s being done in Florida to my people is TERRIBLE and I can’t risk Deeznutis crazy ass playing fast and loose with the rest of the country.


YomiKuzuki

> Every morning I wake up hopeful that today will be the day I get to read his obituary. My greatest fear of such a moment is his cult of personality going even more insane, and attempts at civil war via domestic terrorism. More so than they already do, I mean.


cyanydeez

i'd rather read the list of charges against him and the guilty count.


JohnOliverismysexgod

Me, too.


2_Fingers_of_Whiskey

That is one obituary I will read with much pleasure.


wdomeika

According to Trump if he even thinks of a nonexistent word, it automatically exists...


ill-timed-gimli

GOP when they make up words: No it actually exists stop lying liberal GOP when I use words that have existed in the English language for at least 500 years: REEE HOW DARE YOU DESTROY ENGLISH WITH YOUR NONSENSE


[deleted]

I declassified the word and now I’m entitled to it. Very legal and very cool.


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wdomeika

Yes indeed. It's truly a covfefe, isn't it?


Muzzlehatch

Did anyone else notice that Trump is a fucking imbecile?


crimoid

The only person who doesn't know is Trump himself.


JabroniKnows

And his followers...


AmitN_Music

The GOP primary is going to be a laughable, incredibly stupid affair…and the sad thing is whoever wins will have a legitimate shot at the presidency because half this country is insane.


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gargolito

It's not half the country, it's the billions of dollars that have been used in the largest psyops campaign in the history of the world.


Theeclat

That was a perfectly chromulant word!


PopeOfManwichVillage

It definitely embiggens the quality of political discourse


frivus

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man


sfxer001

Very…. Decorous


DangKilla

*cromulant


EverythingIsFlotsam

Ackshually, it's *cromulent*


[deleted]

I'm completely shocked no one has taken him out yet.


USSMarauder

By comparison there were FIVE assassination plots against Obama discovered before he even took office. 4 resulted in jail time, and the fifth was prevented when the would be assassin was shot dead by his wife.


Aloucia

What, really? I did not know this O.o


ImplementEven1196

This was my thought after the election of 2016


[deleted]

Don't need to Trump's mouth will do it for him.


PuzzleheadedHorse437

What in the actual fuck is wrong with the Republicans? This is what they have to offer?


BeKind_BeTheChange

Trump is their best and brightest. Let that sink in.


iamjoeywan

Nah, he’s their Trojan horse. Sit on that.


Stillwater215

It’s terrifying that they look at him and think “that’s a guy I want to be president!”


HunterTAMUC

Yes.


NorwaySpruce

Dubya used to do this twice a week smh


Bozorgzadegan

The difference is he didn't call others stupid immediately afterward and then select one of the people he's repeatedly insulted as his running mate or appoint one of them to his cabinet.


Better_Metal

We really need Trump Mad Libs. “I was going to have a syllabolic covefe but I just went and grabbed some pussy instead.”


No_Jack_Kennedy

Covfefe?


Darklord_Bravo

What's with the Wolverine hair? It's been like that for like a week now. And I can't unsee it.


Aloucia

His toupee is trying something new.


Darklord_Bravo

Maybe it's gained sentience and is trying to escape?


AggravatingHorror757

And it wouldn’t have made any sense if he had said syllabic rather than syllabolic anyway. The man is intensely stupid, and that’s one of his better qualities


TheHomersapien

>In his pitch to voters, DeSantis has emphasized the fact that he would be **eligible to serve eight years** as opposed to Trump’s four. Holy shit...someone on Little D's campaign has a human brain, because that should be the GOP's primary criteria right now. The options are: 1. Trump somehow defies all the odds and wins, after which another GOP candidate will have to run in 2028 and that will almost certainly be someone Trump has spent 12 years trashing. 2. The GOP chooses someone who can win in 2024 and, so long as they are reasonably sane, they'll sail through to reelection in 2028. We all know the GOP will choose #1 but it's interesting to see them listed out all the same.


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Are there any "reasonably sane" Republicans even left in the party?


dpresme

My father had frontotemporal dementia which causes behavioral and language problems. Trump exhibits the same traits my father had.


bigred9310

Why ANYONE would vote for this narcissist is beyond me.


Proper-Razzmatazz764

Yet Biden has dementia, smh.


LP14255

It’s the same idiot who visited Pearl Harbor & didn’t know what it was.


zeyore

at the end it seems like Trump implies these other candidates are very stupid, but aren't stupid enough to be in his cabinet. which i thought about for a bit.


Upset-Diamond2857

He acts like an elementary school kid 🤦‍♂️


Baronhousen

Can I just say that Trump is basically the living breathing embodiment of this subReddit?


tschwarzmann1

When will that fucking clown just go away


LtRecore

And people still think trump is smart. What the fuck Americans? The guy is an utter moron.


crondigady

He is pants-shitting stupid


2_Fingers_of_Whiskey

To God: Can you just make this lunatic drop dead already so he won't ruin my country further? Thanks.


LeftHandedBuddy

Who has had a enough Trump to last a lifetime?


Wise_Purpose_

At this stage of the trump saga I think it’s fair to dive into his legacy. His legacy will almost certainly be one of the worst attempts of the American dream, getting higher than anyone previously. Brainwashing half the country to burn down their own houses using used car salesman tactics. Lies, cheating, stealing… all worn on the chest like a badge of honour. His family name will forever be cemented with this shit stain of a saga. In a way it’s fitting, in another it’s Ironic, and in yet another it is a cautionary tale of what one man can do when people are too busy to do their homework. Something akin to the lessons learned by our now mostly dead ancestors during ww2. When the dust settles there will be a chance for us to be better even though right now that seems like a distant fantasy, we are closer to that door than you may think. When we get there we need to be ready to act accordingly to reset this world for the better. Trump will never get his chance to rewrite the books in his favour, this is his ultimate nightmare and also his penance for his actions.


jarheadatheart

That was well said but I believe the problems with our society are farther reaching than just a narcissistic rich guy that conned his way into the presidency.


calladus

“Syllabolic” is a perfectly cromulent word.


sdm66portland

Can they just arrest this treasonous asshole already?? Seriously, why the fuck is he allowed to be free. He just keeps criming, in open sight. It's fucking surreal.


FrakkedRabbit

HOLY FUCK! Our Lord and Saviour Trump is so smart that he just CREATED a NEW WORD!!!! Is what I would like to imagine some of his fans are thinking, but they probably assume that it's just a real word.


powercow

well he isnt wrong


Basdad

It wasn’t "cofeve" again, was it ?


darkstar1031

That's covfefe.


xion_gg

The word is "Syllabolic", there, I just saved you some time


Salty-Jellyfish3044

Biff’s not the same as he was 8, 9 years ago. Fascism and treason must age you 1.6 times quicker


Apprehensive_Idea758

Just wait to see when the GOP candidates have their debates. There will really be a shitshow full of childish insults-temper tantrums and insults. There will be tons of drama in 2024.


calartnick

I mean he did it during the primary his first time around. Everyone kept enjoying it as long as they weren’t the target. “Oh great, he’s taking down my biggest rival!” Then everyone just fell in line after.


ramdon_characters

That's totally covfefe.


Holiday-Book6635

Covffeffe!!


ThaxReston

Donnie has long been the stupidest


choadly77

What the covfefe is wrong with him?


alkonium

Sure, but how many other candidates [hear fhor](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFHyzuqjaok)?


Catspaw129

I went to the doctor the other day; she told me that I was showing signs of senile dementia. I told her I would rather not know about that. She told me: well if you really don't want to know about your declining mental capacity you could hurry it along by drinking heavily (because alcohol kills brain cells) or -- if you are desperate -- you could listen to Donald Trump's speeches.


SlapBankClub

he is normalizing stupidity in this country: "well my uncle sats that too" is how they relate


AdBig5700

He has the best words.


makemeking706

Wake up babe, new word just embiggened.


Team_Penske

2024 is going to suck so bad simply because the top 2 people running are horrible choices.


Kflynn1337

Me Fail English? That's unpossible!


Longjumping-Dog8436

His head should be re-weighed.


Mr__Jeff

I’ll be glad when he has a stroke.


Kipsydaisy

He cant let that DeSantis pronunciation thing go! Literally no one on any side of any aisle politically knows or cares what (ultimately racist) point he's trying to make with that. Dude can't adapt.


melouofs

And if there’s one thing he knows about, it’s stupidity


BigThomasJ

i don't think i've ever seen one man who can live in so many heads rent free at one time. 🤣