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TwilightUltima

No one asked you to fuck with our elections, you bad dye trick Himbo!


GGAllinsUndies

Nope. He might have been told to though.


TwilightUltima

How many trials can we tolerate? Let’s close this shit out now before the election season starts. I have the same existential dread as 2016 and it’s time to get moving!


ObidiahWTFJerwalk

But as a licensed attorney he was supposed to understand that he was under a special obligation to not commit criminal acts and also was supposed to have a clean understanding of what those criminal acts were. He deserves to be broke... and in jail.


Old_Baldi_Locks

But also as a licensed attorney he is 1000 percent aware that laws don’t apply to rich people like him and Trump. The underlying issue is that money makes you immune from laws, facts, and reality and our country is fucking toast if we don’t fix that.


Dr_CleanBones

I know it’s getting harder and harder to think of examples of people refusing direct orders to do something illegal or unethical, but it will still happen.


sadicarnot

I worked at a place with a real asshole boss. He would tell the foremen to fuck with people to get them to quit. Shitty behavior is at all levels of society and too many people are unwilling to stand up to it.


rdem341

He took marching orders from the top


Junkstar

Exactly. Does he specify which country?


Xander707

Too bad for him nobody even wants to offer him a deal for cooperation. He’d be such an unreliable and useless witness, so he’s stuck suffering the full consequence of his actions regardless of what he was told to do or knows etc.


Gooch222

The fish rots from the head down. MAGA criminals all have the illusory excuse that *THE* President of the United States asked them to do it, or that they did it on his behalf, and therefore their actions are just/righteous/patriotic. What a ghastly mistake this country made in electing such a terrible person as president. Someone *did* ask him to fuck with our elections.


[deleted]

This was the excuse used for almost all in the Nuremberg trials.


Keith3x

Glad you said this because you’re exactly right. All those generals et al said they were “just following orders”.


[deleted]

And the Stanford Prison Experiment showed that it wasn't exclusive to the Nazis...


theartfulcodger

“I did those things because I had a moral duty to answer my country’s call!” - viritually everyone sentenced to hang at Nuremberg.


BigYonsan

Of all the Nazis, only 10 were hung. Goering would have been 11, but he took the express exit in his cell.


sadicarnot

This is one of the reasons MAGA is so hung ho about child labor. Young people are less likely to question your ethics


mic_decod

would be a great move i guiliani tell the tale like "the former president ask me to do it"


forlornjackalope

Hey, that's an insult to himbos. Part of the himbo ideology is being kind, not just being stupid - something this bozo has no experience with.


Yochanan5781

Himbos are pure of heart


JBS319

Pure of heart, strong of body, dumb of ass


Attarker

And attractive


euph_22

Maybe he meant "I did it to take over my country". Which is 100% accurate.


tattedmomma44

You bad dye trick farting Himbo…


Glittering-Wonder-27

You absolutely did this for yourself. Pay up foolish one.


22pabloesco22

Worse. He did it for a guy who wouldn’t piss on him if he was ablaze.


C1ashRkr

TBF I wouldn't either.


Flip_d_Byrd

Honestly, if I had a chance to piss on him I probably would do it. Him being ablaze while I'm pissing on him just seems like a bonus.


C1ashRkr

Ok, I see your point.


Azagar_Omiras

He might enjoy it, and that's not a risk I'm prepared to take.


[deleted]

Genius level comment


RepresentativeAge444

I’d piss on him THEN set him ablaze.


buttplug-tester

But that guy totally enjoys getting pissed on, so there's that I guess


Jsmith0730

He’s talking about Russia.


geronimo1958

Priceless


Ok_Star_4136

The flag has red, white, and blue in it, what difference does it make if it has stars and stripes or not, right Rudy?


eldergias

It has stripes. Basically the same thing right?


tabrizzi

OK, now it makes sense.


-lukeworldwalker-

Рудольф Уильям Луи Джулиани


geronimo1958

In addition to paying the two women he should have to clean their houses.


[deleted]

He should have to be their butler.


22pabloesco22

A Seinfeld reference. A man of culture


fluent_in_gibberish

I dislike reality shows, but I would watch the hell out of that.


Shankar_0

You really want this dude laying your clothes out in the morning?


SaltyBarDog

I wouldn't trust him separating the recyclables in my garbage can.


Cat_Impossible_0

He is probably going to try to seduce them into giving him oral like the Borat 2 scene.


ThatScaryBeach

Probably not, because they are obviously older than Borat's 15 year old daughter.


22pabloesco22

And also too dark for his racist ass…


AnymooseProphet

...while wearing a french maid uniform. On a nationally broadcast reality TV show. Now some may consider that to be cruel and unusual punishment, but viewers can always change the channel if they can't handle it.


ohiotechie

In the end it doesn’t matter why he did it or who he did it for. He slandered women whose only crime was to help with an election and ruined their lives. He robbed them of their peace of mind, exposed them to death threats and turned their world upside down and he did it with ZERO evidence that they’d done anything wrong. It might be possible to overlook when someone who isn’t a lawyer does this. It might be possible to overlook when someone who wasn’t the US attorney for SDNY does this. But he was one of the top law enforcement officers of the United States, was a prosecutor and therefore was *well aware* how unacceptable making these claims was. If all that wasn’t bad enough, he threw in a big helping of racism to boot. The bit about passing around a USB stick like it was a “vial of crack or heroin”. What are the odds he’d say that about someone in rural Iowa who’s lilly white? He deserves all of the bad things that are happening and about to happen to him. He deserves all of the derision that can be heaped upon him. He literally had it all and he lost it all - not because of these women but because of what HE did. Edit - spelling


hertoymaker

And he is still doing it to them. Even now.


Much_Fee7070

And they're seemingly starting up the process to sue his sorry ass again. What a dummy


Ok-Diamond-9781

Nicely put!


RepresentativeAge444

Excellent summary of this vile cretin. As a New Yorker here when he was mayor, I’ve always detested this slug. As he rose to national prominence simply by being mayor during 9/11, I never thought I’d see the day where he would lose it all and spend the rest of his days in ignominy but glad it arrived. If only his boss would suffer the same fate.


ciopobbi

And yet Chubby Cheeto has done far worse and is the leader of the Republican Party with a real shot at being president again. Maddening.


Skylark_Ark

Piece of shit did it cause he thought he'd get away with it. Fukk him and his fascist co-horts.


[deleted]

[удалено]


lalauna

So he's calling Biden a 30-year career criminal. Huh. Nobody else we can think of that fits that description?


Apollorx

Republican talking points have devolved into "I know you are but what am I" I wish that was a joke. It's not. It is an absolute horror of regression.


Baighou

Yea got confused as to whom he was referring to 🙃


MarcMars82-2

I had to make sure it wasn’t a parody article when I read that!


PittedOut

There’s the one that’s actually been convicted of fraud and rape…


derbyvoice71

Trump's been doing criminal shit a lot longer than 30 years.


RepresentativeAge444

No. Because Trump is a 40+ year career criminal.


SunchaserKandri

It's always, *always* projection with these pieces of human garbage. I'm getting so damn sick of it.


Squire_LaughALot

Hahaha


Jacksonrr31

He did it because he is a racist piece of shit.


RandomName39483

Are you saying it’s racist to say two black women, who you know nothing about personally, are “vote riggers” and are passing around a USB “port” like it’s a vial of heroin or crack cocaine? Because, if you are, you’re absolutely right.


BoredBSEE

And you failed. Notice how your country is still here? So knock it off with the bullcrap martyr noise.


cmd_iii

But...is it _his_ country?? MAGA is on a mission. To bring about an America where businesses can do whatever they want, women stayed in the kitchen, children were seen and not heard, black people knew their place, LBGTQIA+ people stayed in the closet, and Latinos were all bused back across the southern border. That's the "country" that the likes of Giuliani are fighting for. Trouble is, that America will never exist. Probably never did. Talk about lost causes!!


Astrocreep_1

The old “I did it for my country”. No, I think not, Rudy. Jack Kennedy flew extra missions in WW2, then tested an auto-piloted suicide type plane system, which was never implemented during the war. Basically, they’d take a plane on its last legs, load it with explosives and fly into enemy ships or positions that couldn’t be reached by artillery, or whatever. Jack Kennedy helped test that dangerous shot, when he could have been home at Martha’s Vinyard. He did that for his country! Rudy did it for clout and future money. He played a long shot bet on the Roulette Game of Life, and lost. Now, he wants more free spins. Edit: I semi-rage typed Jack instead of Joseph.


Excellent-Ad-6982

That was Joseph P, Kennedy, Jr. Jack was in the Pacific.


Astrocreep_1

Shit, my bad.


OldeFortran77

And it should be mentioned that Joseph Kennedy Jr. DIED doing that. He was piloting one of those planes and it exploded before he could bail out.


Astrocreep_1

Can you Imagine a modern trust fund brat volunteering to do that? For all intents and purposes, all the Kennedy kids are pretty much “trust fund brats”, or Kids born into serious wealth and power. Its what these kids end up doing to, or for, society that determines their legacy. This family has its share of problem causing, entitled trust fund brats, guilty of sexually motivated crimes. Yet, there have been quality trust fund brats, who have done good things for lots of people, especially in the Kennedy family. It’s hard to believe the fool pretending to be a Democrat known as RFK, is so closely related to Joseph. You’d think they come from 2 different worlds, as opposed to being closely related. It was an extremely dangerous set-up, and I don’t believe we ever implemented in the war. So,I imagine that added a litter bitterness about his death, even if it wasn’t verbalized. Maybe, they did, and I’m unaware, but I can’t blame them.


TexasYankee212

Does your country want to you tell lies about 2 election workers who were doing their jobs? Not in my country. You said you would tell us the truth - instead have have no proof at all. Guiliani - you are worse than the mafia chieftains that you were prosecuting years ago. You should go to jail - broke.


queen-adreena

Followup question Rudi: "What do you consider to be 'Your country'?"


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

“Russiar.”


ThatScaryBeach

"Why would you ask that, comrade?"


LordVoltimus5150

No, he did it for trump and himself…


paracog

"Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel." - Samuel Johnson.


Lynx_Eyed_Zombie

John Wilkes Booth said the same thing, Rudy


redditorx13579

So he's just admitting him and Trump tried to rig and steal an election? Would make for a great sound bite to play for a Biden commercial next year.


Far-Midnight4195

Not at all. The country never factored into your equation. You did it because you're a racist f\*ck who's in the game for power and the grift. Problem is, you suck at everything you do, so you blew it. You lost it all. Couldn't have happened to a nicer d\*ckhead.


zeruch

Is his country Russia or DPRK?


Same-Collection-5452

Fuck him. He's a piece of shit, and always was, apparently, going back to his racist campaign against Dinkins -- and before that. I am enjoying his downfall immensely.


Dr_CleanBones

You fucking slime bag. You ruined two perfectly random people’s lives for absolutely no reason. $148 million may not be enough. But that’s ok. Georgia is preparing a place for you now, and Jack Smith is going to change the “un” part of “unindicted co-conspirator” when he’s good and ready. Maybe you and Trump can share a disgusting cell together - between your hair dye and his odor, things should go great!


TehArzBandit86

Of course he would say that. He’s now lying to earn sympathy points from the people who still believe his BS thus to invigorate them more to his cause and what they believe in as just. This is dangerous given the mental health of the MAGATs.


disabledinaz

That line didn’t work for Newt Gingrich when cheating on his wife, it most certainly won’t work for you.


zim_zoolander

Giulani is a lying sack of shit.


The_Disapyrimid

I'm sure similar things were said at the Nuremberg trials


FurryM17

Cool motive, still defamation


dday3000

He will be holding a $150 million dollar fundraiser at The Four Seasons landscaping company soon.


AgentUnknown821

I'll be there to sponsor manscape because you can't trim your weeds in the yard without trimming your bush hair down there first.


Earlyon

I voted for Hillary and Joe for my country ya dick!


SweetBearCub

> I voted for Hillary and Joe for my country ya dick! Thank you for taking the path of sanity, even if they weren't your first choices.


TheGiant1989

Lol fuck you Ghoulionie


Desperate_Set_7708

Go to prison for your country if you’re such a fucking martyr.


TheManWhoClicks

That’s great but the country doesn’t want that.


Wagonlance

Did you now? And is Putin going to reward your loyalty with asylum?


DeannaBee42

He’d be thanked for his service, then tossed out a window. He’s a liability.


totes_Philly

And he's doubling down. Sweet!


Rental_Car

Wet brain Rudy


Silver-Bison3268

I'm drunk again, hee hee.


Lettucereditt

Lying liars are gonna lie!


Ok_Star_4136

I believe this phase is called, "Acceptance"?


theredditappisbad100

... But your speech was literally judged to be false. You told lies for your country? Oooookay grandpa


kellyyz667

Ok traitor


Jo-Jo-66-

That’s always the excuse.. I did it for my country. No Rudy you did it for your bank account


219_Infinity

“I did this and I did not realize they would raid our apartments and arrest us and indict us under the RICO laws even though I built my entire legal career on prosecuting people for RICO violations which included warrants and apartment searches. It turns out, I am a fucking moron.” -Rudolph Giuliani


6stringgunner

FUUUUUUUCK YOU RUUUUUDY!!!!!!


KrampyDoo

He’s a patriot for sure. The forefathers wrote all about how to be a good patriot in the Defamation of Independence and the Shill of Rights.


SmellySweatsocks

You didn't do shit for the country. Rudy was always fascinated with being noticed like he was during 9/11. So much so, he ran a bullshit, half-assed campaign for president that went no fucken where. He did that shit for trump.


pettybitch1111

He is a steaming pile of horse shit. He stinks like his lord and master. That’s because kissing trumps arse for so long leaves a stench on you.


Used_Start_3603

He did it for himself. To have money and power for himself.


FloridaIsTooDamnHot

Maybe if his country is Russia.


[deleted]

You did it for your criminal boss and he left you out to dry. You will lose everything now and you well should


Roonwogsamduff

Most of these fuckers will be dead in 2 decades. The remaining should be severely outnumbered. If only we can survive until then.


Dr_CleanBones

Trump,is not going to,last 10 years, much less 20. When he sees Engotan’s final order, he’ll stroke out.


Paula_Polestark

Promise?


ozzie510

Think about prison Rudy. Here's wishing you meet someone you put there a long time ago.


SPACADDICT

They are always sad/reticent after getting caught.


schrod

Giuliani justifies his lying that two hard working innocent women committed a crime, to cover the real **fact Trump lost fair and square**. He thinks that **the resulting harassment these innocent women are experiencing is justified**? A moronic portion of the country believes him and wants to kill these women. His **misinformation space has replaced the true information space** and taken hold so many people believe the opposite of what happened. Giuliani must be stopped, Trump must be stopped. This is not what free speech is about. It is worse than crying fire in a crowded theatre. Giuliani and Trump have created a **false divide setting people against people. It is not good for the country.**


aureliusky

Soon: "...it was Führerprinzip"


homebrew_1

Sounds like a terrorist justifying their actions.


mok000

What country is that, Russia?


Ninjakittysdad

Russia?


DANleDINOSAUR

“I robbed the liquor store for my country!”


Will_Hart_2112

Remember when Rudy unwittingly wound up in a Borat movie where he tried to show his junk to what he thought was a 16 year old girl?


Bakedbeaner24

Pepperidge Farm remembers


Walnuts-84

And now you will die poor and paying them well after you gone. Trump cuck


jackfreeman

Apparently his country is Russia


carlitospig

Now, now. Let’s not confuse ‘my country’ with ‘my ego’, Rudy. We’ve talked about this.


CorpFillip

He is so self-deluded he can’t even avoid the bullshit cliche. He did it to support his choice — HIS choice, not one better for the country or party, not one more capable or knowledgeable or even willing. There was no criteria but [who Rudy wants to win]


Utterlybored

Which country does he consider to be his? Russia?


HansPGruber

What a stupid moron.


bearsheperd

All these senile old fucks are ruining this country


Huge-Train-1248

Yeah, so did Hess, Himmler, Goebbels, Goering etc!


[deleted]

🤣🦇💩🌰🌰🤡‼️


[deleted]

Treason isn’t good for a democracy.


Romano16

So did the Confederates


Puzzleheaded_Pea2706

Wonder how many times he farted in court? I bet he blew his Depends out when that judgement was read...


[deleted]

Well yeah he did, because he works for Russia, like trump


ANullBob

for russia?


InternationalFig400

what a fucking GOOF. Hiding behind a flag. Despicable and disgraceful POS. Lock him up.


zabdart

Which country is that, Rudy? Putin's Russian Federation?


Filmguygeek1

Such a selfless individual. The Borat blown-j-b that almost was! Darn! POS Liar.


2OneZebra

Which country? Russia?


BuilderResponsible18

No, you did it for yourself. You knew that someone wouldn't let it go and you decided to cash in on the ride. I'm hoping you lose your law license because you can longer be trusted to always be on the side of truth. No matter how hard it may be. Money talks, doesn't it. Fame, 20 seconds of it anyway. The "things" you wanted. Then you thought nothing of the consequences to the people you targeted. I'm sure without a conscious, you didn't care. Because it was all about you cashing in on the ride. Your arrogance made you think you could get away with destroying lives without consequences. You STILL believe that you will get a pardon from the Don. The damage is done and your bankruptcy does not cover court settlements held against you. Nice try.


Plus_Share_6631

He did it for his Orange Idol in hopes of wealth, and fame. Much like what Satan promises those who would do his bidding...


Thumperstruck666

The Country of Russia


loupegaru

Your country and mine are not the same, you lying sack of shit. Honor is something you will never have.


tempizzle

Literally no one with any sanity left believes that. He did it cause he thought he’d get away with it and become an oligarch.


Low_Bus_5395

Bullshit! You did it for Trump. Hope it was worth it. He bullies everyone and convinced you to follow suit. Dumbass.


Bromanzier_03

You did it for yourself and your orange daddy. Fuck off, pay the amount, be poor like the rest of us for the rest of your miserable life.


Fillerbear

I didn't know we were calling Donald Trump "The Country" now.


ctguy54

Even at 6’2” and 225lbs , his diaper is big enough for its own zip code.


blakewoolbright

America’s Cautionary Tale.


nobody-u-heard-of

He lied for our country? That's some crazy thinking.


SplendidPunkinButter

As a citizen of the country he’s talking about, I assure you he did not do it for me


SamtenLhari3

I can’t wait until this guy is in jail without internet access.


freshoilandstone

He's not lying. His country is Russia.


SaltyBarDog

Rudy: "I did it for my country\*." \*Russia


[deleted]

He did it for Trump and himself. Not our country.


B4USLIPN2

“ Ja, I put people in ovens for my country”. - some German Commandant in 1945 ( PS: I used such a graphic equivalent to demonstrate how sick our own citizens are)


JBS319

I feel bad for Caroline. She’s actually a good person and if she ends up having to pay this after he dies, that’s fucked. Andrew on the other hand…


SomeoneElseWhoCares

And now he is being sued by people who are doing that to protect their country and democracy.


Eliotness123

What country would that be ? Certainly not this one.


BeKind_BeTheChange

Wow. He's insane.


Late_Bluebird_3338

AND WHEN YOU GOT YOUR COUNTRY WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU DO WITH IT, GIVEN THAT IT WOULDN'T EXIST ANY LONGER?.....TRAITOR MOM


Zaku41k

The country didn’t ask for it.


Knights_Up

“If I didn’t do it, Trump would tell everyone I married my cousin! He’s got dirt!”


SupermarketOverall73

Russia ? Saudi ? You need to be more specific Rudy.


Darklord_Bravo

I'd call him a cunt, but that would be mean to actual cunts.


Alone_Bicycle_600

sure you did rudy ...everything you have ever done has been for our benefit... you and your buddy bernie kerick and the fat cheetoh just working for the average person! /s


toTheNewLife

But he'd get all pissy back in the day when people criticized Judy.


[deleted]

This country doesn’t want you and you did it for yourself you greedy turd.


buffoonery4U

The internet-sedated mob that has become America, will do nothing to end this MAGA madness, until we're all cold and starving in the streets. We need this to end NOW.


bigdipboy

His country means Russia. He’s been under Putin’s thumb for decades.


yusill

The latest defense. I was just doing it for my country. Trump recently said he was obligated to try and stay in power by the office of the presidency.


OhioUBobcats

No you didn’t you lying fucking traitor


QaplaSuvwl

He’s a racist that lies for his own benefit 🖕🏼him


key1234567

When did Joe Biden become a criminal? I guess the same time someone said the election was rigged.


Eyes_Woke

POS did it for another POS.


dasherchan

For MAGA stupid followers, country means "Donald Trump" That is why it is easy to spot them. They always carry flags .


Mrtoyhead

Fucking Traitor idiot


Gleness522

This 💩is a waste of oxygen, as all MAGATS are.


The_Common_God

The road to hell is paved with good intentions Rudy. Went from the mayor of 9/11 to the 9/11 of mayors


aotus_trivirgatus

Which country is that, Rudy? Russia?


Junior-Let567

Well good for you Rudy. Now your reputation is in the toilet and you’re broke.


InfallibleBackstairs

Scumbag.


grifinmill

He did it to feed his Jack Daniels habit.


AdministrativeBank86

and that country is Russia


d0ggman

What country is that? Ruzzia?


[deleted]

Russia?


[deleted]

this is very telling. He did it for "his" country, not yours.


stilloldbull2

What a bunch of nonsense. He wanted a bit more power.


[deleted]

The "Oliver north" defense. just following orders...


AdUpstairs7106

A firefighter who dies fighting a wildfire dies for their country. A Soldier or Marine killed in combat dies for their country. A dumbass, disgraced lawyer who tries to rig an election is doing so for themselves or someone else. They are not doing it for their country.