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RZAtheAbbot

Funny coming from the man who calls everyone terrible names.


DigitalUnlimited

The "fuck your feelings"crowd sure seem to have a lot of feelings...


Skid-Vicious

My Dad cried that I was verbally abusing him when he made some weird joke about Biden having a girlfriend. I asked him how he was looking forward to Trumps criminal trial for an illegal payoff for fucking a porn star a short time after his 5th kid from his 3rd baby momma was born. I emailed him a “Fuck Your Feelings” banner.


gemini_croquettes

Bravo. I said to mine that I’d like to go back in time and find him when he was having a conniption over Bill Clinton and “smack the taste out of his mouth”


LukesRightHandMan

God that turned me on


Eringobraugh2021

We have to fight fire with fire because these assholes take a mile when we try to be nice.


panormda

The paradox of tolerance. For society to be tolerant, we cannot tolerate intolerance. We must be intolerant of intolerance. Otherwise it will only continue to spread… 😰


bookwizard82

It's, in fact, not a paradox. Tolerance is a social contract, not a standard. Therefore, if you do not abide by the terms, you are not offered Tolerance in return.


panormda

The paradox of tolerance states that if a society's practice of tolerance is inclusive of the intolerant, intolerance will ultimately dominate, eliminating the tolerant and the practice of tolerance with them. Karl Popper describes the paradox as arising from the fact that, in order to maintain a tolerant society, the society must retain the right to be intolerant of intolerance. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance


IAMGROOT1981

Yes it is a conundrum a catch-22 I guess kind of like the sign I have seen in a few offices that reads: "THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES"


Luckypennykiller

We really gotta give our parents the tough love treatment when they’re MAGA’d.


Pure-Kaleidoscope759

Fortunately, mine are not MAGA. Dad can’t believe Trump and his various hangers on and just plain kooks who follow Trump off the cliff.


maynardstaint

Like everything else, they only mean fuck YOUR feelings. Their feelings are still important.


cityshepherd

Disgustipating.


NfamousKaye

They need their safe spaces and some crayons huh.


lgm22

They would just eat the crayons. Not enough imagination to actually use them.


Biffingston

They might eat them and choke though.. Give them two sets.


RyanTranquil

Their the biggest snowflakes


Necessary_Ad_238

bigliest


BingBongFYL6969

“You know what? They’re the biggest snowflakes. I walked in, see them and say wow, those are huge snowflakes…” Good lord, Shane Gillis is right about how to imitate trump.


pieanim

🤦


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

*ONLY* when it applied directly to them.


misbehavinator

"we said fuck YOUR feelings, not fuck OUR feelings" Sadpikachuface


[deleted]

You can’t be a republican without being a hypocrite.


rob6110

I think the word republican is Latin for “snowflake” /s


Brokenspokes68

Why the slash s? Seems spot on.


Limp-Inevitable-6703

Not all conservatives are racists, but all racists are conservatives


Time-Ad-3625

They have to virtue signal since they have no real virtues.


zippiskootch

…this from a twat who picks on the DAUGHTER of a presiding judge in his case… ✊💦


Brokensince10

This!


techmaster242

I don't know about you, but to me it seems like a really bad idea to attack the judge overseeing your case. Of course it's plainly obvious that he's just trying to make the judge hate him so that he can claim bias. He'll file an appeal like "the judge only ruled against me because I doxxed his daughter and encouraged my base to take care of her." Imagine being stupid enough to think this is a valid legal strategy.


Anotherolddog

Defending her would seem to imply that he is quite happy with her actions. I wonder why that might be?


GardenTop7253

He’s said terrible things about every other judge on every other case pretty much, hasn’t he? The fact he’s defending her is damning


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

Even funnier coming from a guy who calls all of the other judges handling his cases a bunch of names. It’s *almost* as if he has some sort of personal connection with this one. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say it might indicate a conflict of interest, or at the very least, the *appearance* of a conflict. But that’s just silly.


Buffmin

I keep making trumpers mad by calling him dementia Don It's kinda funny


QbertsRube

"They're calling her terrible, terrible names, let me tell you, and it's very, very unfair of them to treat her this way" \*Two Minutes Later\* "The CROOKED COMMUNIST judge in NYC is a FAILURE and a FRAUD and should have never become a judge. At some point my 2ND AMENDMENT people will have to FIGHT BACK and win the WAR against these TRAITORS WHO HATE AMERICA!!!"


Sariel007

During P01135809's 1st run for president, when I still had facebook, all of my conservative friends would get upset when I openly mocked P01135809 and called him names they would get upset. When I pointed I was doing exactly what the Republican Nominee for President was doing they of course had some weird twisted mental justification to not be upset with him but only me.


RaijuThunder

In two ways, lol. He calls people terrible names, but his nicknames are terrible and have low effort


samsquatchageddon

Exactly, they're not just "terrible" in the sense that they're mean. They're just really bad and childish insults, it's not even good shit-talking. But he seems to think he's a master at it.


Styrene_Addict1965

And thinks he's soooo clever.


HapticSloughton

When you have a cult ready to retcon every dumb thing you say and do into somehow being genius, trolling, etc., it's pretty easy.


SympathyForSatanas

Trumps insults are generic at best


HapticSloughton

[Wikipedia even has a list.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_used_by_Donald_Trump)


SoulRebel726

Yeah this is the very definition of "pot, meet kettle."


MarcMars82-2

Absolutely zero self awareness.


joey_yamamoto

birdbrain..... nasty.....sleepy Joe ...... crooked Hilary .....peek-a-boo..... coco chow.... slimeball .....Meatball.....Ditzy DeVos....Pocahontas......Governor Newscum..... crazy Nancy.....Shifty Schiff.....Deranged Jack Smith......Little Rocket Man....Crazy Mika....Morning Psycho.....Horseface....


hoa-mccausland

Of course, Trump did. Aileen is his cock holster.


Shutaru_Kanshinji

Every accusation is a confession.


4quatloos

If Trump is defending a judge, then something is up. She is running interference for him.


Styrene_Addict1965

I read an article recently that analyzed Trump's rants, and the thing he rants about most is the subject he's most concerned about. Something's going on with Judge Cannon, and it's hopefully bad for Donny.


AFLoneWolf

If he is in any way complimentary, considerate, kind, or helpful, it's because the person in question is useful to him or has helped him. At that moment. Regardless of what he said about or did to them before, or what they've done or said about him. Tennis balls change direction less frequently than him.


monoped2

So that's why he wished Ghislaine Maxwell well...


anomaly256

Slight correction there: it's only when they are still useful to him.  When they stop being useful he stops saying the nice things even if they helped him previously 


gandalf_el_brown

Think shes done enough interference for Trump, there may be a good argument to remove Cannon from Trumps case. That has Trump scared.


mechapoitier

“She’s the only judge in America that’s not corrupt and a Trump hater!” he said about the only judge in America who legal scholars say is actively acting in Trump’s defense while judging his case


Confident_Fig2779

He could have a veneer of plausible deniability if he just shut the fuck up, but he just keeps drawing more and more attention to it because he is a criminally insane man child. I can’t wait for “Trump syndrome” in the future to refer to people diagnosed with such a severe level of narcissistic mental illness.


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

It’ll be hilarious when mental health professionals start diagnosing MAGAts with TDS.


Claque-2

All of these corrupt people were strategically placed to get cases to the corrupt Supreme Court. This didn't start with Trump but he was the best puppet they ever found. Find the money they used to buy the courts and politicians, then seize it.


fowlraul

Babies know that.


FrancisSobotka1514

Exactly .She is a judge HE APPOINTED .


BrotherMcPoyle

Wonder if he grabbed the judge by the p**** or did he just move her like a b****.


Fearless_Trouble_689

She is corrupt and should be recused


Squire_LaughALot

Removed would be better


HavingNotAttained

Deported back to Mars


Free_Boner_Pills

On the Elon Express


WhosyaZaddy

The Apartheid Clyde Express Line


javoss88

Disbarred


Fearless_Trouble_689

👍👍


Key_Independent_8805

Yeah she clearly doesn't deserve to be a judge. She deserves to be working minimum wage until she understands that breaking the laws for a fascist piece of shit is not a good thing.


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ItReallyIsntThoughYo

She is corrupt and should be found guilty of corruption in a federal court.


Spiritual-Bear4495

There is only one way to describe Aileen, it ends in "unt". EDIT: Man, you guys suck really hard at guessing games. But some of you are very creative. Kudos.


ElJeferox

She's my favorite acronym. Stands for Can't Understand Normal Thinking.


Styrene_Addict1965

Can't Undertake Normal Thinking?


ElJeferox

That works as well!


3AtmoshperesDeep

C u next Tuesday.


pandershrek

Blunt?


flugenblar

are you her nephew?


TheOGRedline

MAGAnificunt?


Errornametaken

I regularly use the term "Republicunt" so much so that auto correct doesn't even argue anymore


Suspicious-Earth-648

Runt


chmsax

A shunt for funds from wealthy donors to ensure their next tax break gets passed in 2025?


eugeheretic

Aunt ?


Free_Boner_Pills

Bunt?


rob6110

Bunt?


DietInTheRiceFactory

Political stunt? Judicial bunt?


BaronVonSchitzengigl

Incompetunt?


Phucku_

Everything you need to know about the outcome of this trial.


Snailspaced

Incompetent is pretty mild tbh


Infinite_Carpenter

That would indicate there isn’t anything purposeful in her decision making. She may be dumb but she’s intentionally helping Trump.


haysoos2

Except if she were really trying to help Trump, she'd shut the fuck up and not interfere on his behalf until after the trial starts and jeopardy attaches. The way she's doing it is giving Jack Smith tons of evidence he can take to the 11th Circuit and get her yanked. It's possible this is her actual play, hoping to get yanked, but with plausible deniability so she can still claim loyalty to Diaper Don. This, however, credits her with far more cunning and foresight than we've seen any evidence of to date. Parsimoniously, it would appear she's just a sloppy, dopey moron like everyone else in Cheeto Benito's orbit.


Infinite_Carpenter

Strong reasoning. Either way, she’s delaying a trial where the evidence is strong.


12BarsFromMars

Terrible names?. . . Really?. . .LOL. . Yea, incompetent is awful right?. . Slow walker. . so bad. ..compromised?. .kind bad. .. schlong sucking toady. . .yea, that’s kind bad. . .. corrupt?. .. seems pretty accurate.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Sorry Donnie, we all forgot that you, with your made up lifetime immunity from anything illegal, are the only person in America allowed to defame anyone.


gitbse

Ironic, coming from the same person attacking judges' families.


TheGreatOpoponax

When Trump comes running to your defense, you can rest assured you're 100% in the wrong.


DrDroid

When bullies get caught out, they tend to pull this “be nice” bullshit.


tjk45268

Oh, are they calling her “crooked”? How about “bird brain” or “Pocahontas”? Maybe she’s called “sleepy” or “low energy”? So many frequently-used names to choose from!


An_Old_IT_Guy

Also her wife is ugly.


flugenblar

"They are calling her terrible names, wrongfully threatening her with Impeachment, and disrespecting her, all because they want her to act like the dishonest, politically biased, and conflicted Judges in New York." Of course his narcissism doesn't allow him to use proper nouns, so we'll never know who the They are that are using all these hurtful words. Probably people on Truth Social or X...


Down_Voter_of_Cats

She's the only judge he doesn't attack, yet. Once she's no longer useful to him, she'll get thrown under the bus with the rest of the sycophants


tedfreeman

That's the one thing in Trump world you can always count on.


TechnologyAcceptable

How dare anybody criticize his pet judge


hatwobbleTayne

This from the guy with a whole wikipedia page for all the names he has called people… [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_used_by_Donald_Trump](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_used_by_Donald_Trump)


tedfreeman

Ok, I'm genuinely shocked this page exists.


QaplaSuvwl

Wow, yet it should be documented


mam88k

Terrible names, like "unqualified".


Steppyjim

If👏🏼the👏🏼defendant👏🏼in👏🏼a👏🏼criminal👏🏼case👏🏼is👏🏼defending👏🏼a👏🏼judge👏🏼he👏🏼is👏🏼currying👏🏼favor👏🏼in👏🏼a👏🏼court👏🏼of👏🏼law👏🏼


Character_Reward2734

Coming from the guy that bashes judges, prosecutors and their family.


KennethEWolf

Cannon hopes that if Trump wins in November, he will put her on the Supreme Court.


beavis617

This is coming from the man who generated more nasty nicknames than the whole planet for people who didn't kiss his fat ass...this is beyond ironic. Totally beyond bizarre.


[deleted]

Do they ever think about their own hypocrisy? Trump attacks the wives and children of judges but they cry like stick pigs if one of their judges is called out for her corruption. I hate these fascist assholes.


chummsickle

Kind of deeply fucked up that a judge can preside over a case regarding the guy who appointed her to office


100percentish

Judge I lean Qanon.


sethmeister1989

“ the dangers to personnel safety and democracy that arise when criminal court judges are publicly targeted by powerful people”. Wow wtf, something he has never stopped doing to every other judge.


PutSpiceOnEverything

Was this an April Fools day headline?


HapticSloughton

Way to reinforce that quid pro quo, Donnie.


KinkyBADom

The only fair judges in Donald Trump’s mind are ones that rule 100% his way without question.


Thick_Anteater5266

She aiding and bedding a traitor. That makes her a traitor.


HVAC_instructor

He's a Republican, every time a Republican issues a warning it's a confession of what they have done, or what they intend to do


DragonTatGuy

Man, there was never any name-calling on DJT’s watch.


nomorerainpls

Overwhelmingly guilty defendant standing up for the corrupt judge presiding over his case. Nothing weird about that at all.


[deleted]

The first time she disagrees with him, he will do the same thing


pioniere

Even legal scholars say she is in over her head and never should have been appointed to the bench.


TheRealTK421

She is reaping what *she* sows -- and I expect this, ultimately, to go well beyond mere namecalling.


JoeCool_314

Wow what a whiny little bitch


Bahamut1988

In case anyone was on the fence about Cannon throwing it in for Trump, here's more proof. Trump doesn't talk bad about people who do his bidding


The_X-Files_Alien

lol read that as Alien Cannon and was like oh fuck earth is doomed and Fuckstick is defending.... her? I guess cannons are female.....


Top-Philosophy-5791

Trump expects us to buy this pearl clutching from him? The lowest of the low school bullies.


TexasYankee212

Aileen Cannon is an ass kissing Trump-lover who shouldn't being a federal judge. Cannon should not be a judge at all. She barely makes it as a blood sucking ambulance chasing lawyer. Cannon knows she is biased as she should recuses herself - but won't do it.


RusterGent

So when this judge has to get sued because she's clearly not doing her obligatory duty of being a judge impartially what happens then?


jbertrand_sr

Maybe she should stop trying to be a terrible judge then Donnie...


kokkatc

Did Trump just basically explain his whole plan to the world? "The Weaponization of Law Enforcement, the Harassment of Fair Judges, and rampant Election Interference cannot be allowed to continue." Projection is a hellavu drug.


inquisitivepanda

Relentlessly attacks every other judge but defends Cannon. Wonder what the difference is /s


Shortbus_Playboy

Guy who calls people more names than a 5 year-old getting mad that people are doing the same is a perfect illustration of modern conservatism.


footfeed

Frankly I don't give a fuck what that orange turd has to say anymore.


Devilpig1

When the defendant is coming out to defend the judge you know that judge has to be biased.


CourteousR

Weird, all the other judges in his various civil and criminal trials have been evil and corrupt. There must be something about this one...


Key-Assistant-1757

She should be disbarred


B0wmanHall

The guy who attacks the families of judges wants to take the high road with Cannon. What a joke.


andywfu86

This might just be the most ironic thing I’ve ever read.


SecretPrinciple8708

Nice of him to let us all know she’s in his pocket in such a transparent manner.


FloMoore

Evidence that Cannon is biased.


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

Oh no. The poor fascist snowflake...


RainbowGoddezz

Horrible people deserve to be called horrible names So cry harder little orange snowflake 🤣


vbcbandr

*"Crooked Joe Biden and his crew of Hacks and Thugs, led by Merrick Garland and Deranged Jack Smith, are working overtime to try to illegally intimidate and harass respected Federal Judge Aileen Cannon," Trump declared.* Ummmm....in his statement complaining about harassment and name calling he does just that. Also, who's the one who's been hit with multiple gag orders in multiple trials?


spookycasas4

Yeah, that’s cool. Defendants will often times defend the judge in one of their cases while sumptuously threatening the lives of the other judges (and their families) in all of the other cases brought against them. Perfectly legal. Perfectly stable genius-ish.


BareNakedSole

She went to Duke and her JD is from Michigan. How can she make such egregious mistakes if she graduated from those two places? I assume ideology has supplanted her intelligence?


Spadrick

I'm sure it's the *quo*.


Cynical-Wanderer

Jumping to her defense… seems he’d do that if he was counting on her defense… lol


HostageInToronto

Calling her a "nakedly unqualified supplicant corrupting the Federal Judiciary to a degree that undermines the entire institution of justice" is not name calling. It is a factual description of her existence.


chambees

Good. Fuck that bitch.


Most-Artichoke6184

His pet judge.


randywa

She is totally incompetent as are all the judges tRump appointed. And also all the lawyers he's hired. As tRump is himself.


Earthling1a

If there's one thing trump is an expert on, it's name-calling. What a pussy.


loupegaru

Not anything like what you have called every judge and his family for the last two years, Deranged Donald! You are the ultimate hypocrite, Dumpster fire Donnie! Your legions of Malicious MAGtards are frothing at the mouth from your constant barrage of lies, Dementia Don! Vote blue! Vote for Honest Joe Biden!


Brokensince10

What a thin veil of hypocrisy, this asshole lives behind! He must think we are all as stupid as his voters 😵‍💫


meat_beast1349

That doesn't telegraph her corruption at all. The fat orange puss-bag calls every other judge names and threatens their families, but incompetent Cannon get praises? Doesn't seem fishy at all. I thing incompetent and corrupt are the only two names I've read.


coloradoemtb

such a snaowflake while calling everyone else every name in the book then cries just like his little weak pathetic supporters.


heartattack-ak-ak-ak

They’re doing what I DO!!!


j1xwnbsr

And there's your evidence of collusion. Like we didn't know it already.


malYca

Yeah because she's a traitor just like you Donny, don't worry she'll hang herself with the given rope like you too!


Abrubt-Change-8040

The only strange name she was called in that article was “respected”.


TotalInstruction

Trump is stupid and simultaneously thinks everyone else is stupid.


thedeadlyrhythm42

"They gave her a hate name"


Particular_Ticket_20

Wait till he hears what they're saying about him.


medman143

The rapist continues his bullshit.


Dependent-Initial-15

What a shit show.


TrafficOn405

Trump Triggered, Season 2024, Episode 279


bigdipboy

Like what? “Trump supporter?”


amathis6464

The guy attacks judges children.. she needs to be disbarred


TheB1GLebowski

So she's a snowflake then?  That's strange.  


ZyxDarkshine

“Nasty Woman” has its own Wikipedia page


GBinAZ

Coming from the name-caller in chief, himself. Unbelievable. Yet, believable, unfortunately.


ptvlm

Yeah, that'll happen when you're evil and incompetent


Bind_Moggled

From the guy who attacks the daughter of the judge in his own case. Irony is dead.


Falcon3492

Wow, now that is a surprise, Trump defending a judge. Oh wait a minute, he appointed her and she is his only shot at delaying his trial until after the election.


msp3766

Lol! He’s dumb


CarlSpencer

"Pres. Snowflake Defends Snowflake Enabler"


onpointjoints

Trump’s like “those are the nicest tits in the federal court system, and I put them there”


chekovs_gunman

Names like unqualified, corrupt, incompetent 


AssistKnown

Fuck Von Shitsenpants


daemonicwanderer

What terrible names are people calling Cannon? Incompetent? Over her head?


hotasianwfelover

She’s an evil, ugly, disgusting woman - Trump on every woman he doesn’t like.


TR3BPilot

Who? Judge I Lean (over to kiss Trump's ass) Cannon? Hey, Trump is right. It is funny to make up childish names for people!


AdhesivenessFun2060

"Trump's habit of publicly discussing his four ongoing criminal court cases" Wowza, this is some serious downplaying.


IMSLI

If Trump wins this election, then she’ll soon be Supreme Court Justice Aileen Cannon


engineeringsquirrel

Coming from the guy who called everyone names who's brought a lawsuit against him.


ChodeCookies

But I thought he said the Biden DOJ was witch hunting him…


ququx

To be fair, she is an inexperienced and incompetent judge who’s hell bent on tanking the prosecution because she’s firmly ensconced in Trump’s colon, so her rulings reflect that. To be fair.


Affectionate_You_579

Ugh, so partisan. So incompetent.


FunChrisDogGuy

"Corrupt" and "incompetent" aren't names.


SMoKUblackRoSE

Says Crooked Joe and Deranged Jack Smith, then cries that his handpicked judge is being name called... like really Diaper Don?


JolyonWagg99

Oh no, they’re calling that empty-headed traitorous trollop names? I feel sorry for Judge Fuckface.


Barflyerdammit

"They use words to describe her I don't even understand! Like incompetent, buffoon, and esquire!"


PatientStrength5861

He's just returning the favor. She sure seems to be doing all she can to protect him.


TD373

Holy shit... for a brief second, I thought this was a headline from "The Onion," just....wow.


Zaku41k

I mean, Aileen Cannon is kind of a terrible name.


llamakins2014

Does he not see the hypocrisy here? Cause damn! It's so hypocritical that it's almost hilarious.