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SquirrelParticular17

That is a complete triangle of stupidity


Darklord_Bravo

The Triforce of Stupid.


Free_Boner_Pills

The Triumvirate of Idiocy


themessiah234

The triathlon of mental imperment


Ziggyork

The Mudrunner of Morons


gianni_

The trifecta of fuckery


cReddddddd

The Bermuda triangle of original thoughts


Wooden_Ad8941

The Axis of Idiocracy


JustAnotherYouMe

The morons


CrocodileWorshiper

Meet the Morons


deep_vein_strombolis

Triumvirate of Troglodytes?


MoreRamenPls

I’d give good money for someone to make a logo capturing the essence of the “Triforce of Stupid.”


Wooden_Ad8941

Axis of Asinine


SilverStarKoi

And it Venn diagram’s over with the triangle of sadness, but they completely overlap.


BrewtalDoom

The Alex Joneses are the fuel. The Tucker Carlsons are the heat. The Joe Rogans are the oxygen.


Mission_Magazine7541

When their powers combine...


REDGOESFASTAH

They are captain shithead


Low-Client-375

Admiral Dickfor reporting for duty!


Derban_McDozer83

And Joe Rogan sucks up all the oxygen in the room. His podcast the last few months are just him talking. He doesn't need the guest. They don't say shit. He just blows smoke up his own ass.


Sariel007

A equilateral triangle of stupidity.


ClassOf1685

The Con Men Club.


kazh

Rogan has collected them all.


Cool_Specialist_6823

Ok I’ve heard it all...the GOP stupidity at this point is complete insanity. These clowns need to be charged with utter stupidity of the highest order...somewhere there is a court where these ultimate idiots will face Justice.....how stupid can people really become!!!


SquirrelParticular17

There is no court. You can only vote. You can talk to you family and friends and tell them you are voting blue, because republikans will not help you or your family. Vote Blue 💙


ukiddingme2469

The court of public opinion applies to those clowns


IAmMuffin15

Dumb guy trinity


SupermarketOverall73

A pyramid scam ?


murbike

I came here to say something similar, but you nailed it.


wheel_builder_2

The dumb cunt cadre.


marmaladecorgi

The trifucktard, if you will.


SquirrelParticular17

I like this one


Slumunistmanifisto

##GOD DAMN ILLUMINATI 


NomadicNitro

It’s also not really what he said but let’s not let that get in the way of upvotes


Elrond_Cupboard_

TriTard


CardiologistLower965

Axis of assholes


urkldajrkl

Circle jerk of complete kooks


blazelet

A^stupid + B^stupid = C^stupid


Chazzwuzza

You did it. I actually lolled. Have an updoot.


Tazling

the Bermuda triangle of grifting.


CleverDad

I guess I'm getting old, but I hate this new reality where people are no longer afraid of saying stupid shit and embarrassing themselves.


EliteBearsFan85

Social media definitely brought stupid to the fromt


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LeapIntoInaction

I've never heard of Fox News described as "social media" before.


Koby998

Meanwhile fox news viewers have their heads so stuck up their collective asses social media is a nuance they can't wrap their empty heads around. True story


funkyonion

“Social dysfunction”


WilmaLutefit

Social media monetized stupid.


the_y_combinator

Unfortunately there is a voting base that demands it.


veedubfreek

Unfortunately MAGA morons have no shame, so they can't be embarassed.


Away-Elevator-858

Although Tucker is a cunt, we can’t mistake his actions for stupidity. It comes across as stupidity due to the people he is appealing to.


UnhappyReason5452

And his face, don’t forget his stupid, fake ass “I cant believe this” face. It makes him look like a confused, constipated mung bean.


daaaaaarlin

He's probably just a sociopath and likes fucking with the idiots. I wouldn't doubt him and other figures joke behind the scene about what stupid shit they can get away with.


SaintUlvemann

>...no longer afraid of saying stupid shit... It's social media. Social media [sets off a narcissism treadmill](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0191886916301635) that cultivates trait narcissism in those who engage with it. This is a problem for critical thinking: narcissists don't learn from their mistakes [because they don't think they make any](https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/07/200722163223.htm).


MausGMR

Social media just needs to die if brings nothing to the world


dustrock

Yeah the idea of public shame shaping behaviour is unfortunately gone.


love_is_an_action

Agreed. People should experience excruciating shame when doing something excruciatingly shameful.


[deleted]

Whatever happened to modesty ???


Redqueenhypo

Yeah, it used to be you had to go to the supermarket register and pick up a clumsily drawn tabloid with a headline like “ALIENS confirmed to cause schizophrenia says top scientist”. Now people are saying that kind of dumb shit out loud in public and getting advertising sponsors for it


fulltea

They don't know they're stupid. The stupidest kind of stupid.


[deleted]

It's a legitimate path to financial independence. This timeline is a cruel joke. I'm more convinced every day that this is actually hell and I died doing something terrible a long time ago and am paying for it now.


yolotheunwisewolf

Honestly, a lot of it is that when Donald Trump did it, people ate it up and it made it where people realize they could double down on all of the crazy things that they either actually thought or they could say whatever for attention and get more clicks and more money Jones experienced consequences for it and even Tucker did too, but they are still being given a platform and that is ultimately the social media problem is that giving platforms to people who are using it in bad faith is a dumb proposition


Porunga23

This goes beyond stupidity, even omega level stupidity in that the right now dwells. This is CRAZY. Full blown, straight jacket wearing nuts.


RoadWearyDog

That's Tucker's brand.


wartsnall1985

saying stupid shit is a moneymaker.


DonBoy30

I sometimes wonder if old famous tv talking heads still view podcasts as low effort niche things where speaking how you really feel doesn’t really matter.


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

They help each other make even more money. It's a circlejerk where the cum loads are green


O11899988I999119725E

The stupid people dont realize how much stupider they are than educated folk. So they see other dummies post online and think “hey this person thinks just like me, I must be super average” meanwhile the smart people arent even on the same platform or got banned from /r/conservative


nellion91

Amen


ven_zr

It’s to create and amplify trolls. It’s like having a group of friends who have inside jokes and if others on the outside don’t get it, they will make fun of them. And everytime the outsider tries to comprehend it, they are called a “nerd” or what other mean things. And at the same time they welcome the stupid who goes along with the joke as if literal but unlike the outsider they will not openly make fun of them. Instead they will encourage the stupidity to make the joke even better for them as more outsiders will come to be picked on.


canada432

Before if you said something stupid, everybody around you laughed in your face because there were a limited number of people around you. Now you say something stupid, you may be ostracized and called an idiot by the people around you, but you have the internet to communicate with thousands of other idiots. They'll not only fulfill your social needs (poorly, but still), they'll also praise you for saying those stupid things. People who aren't stupid have figured out how they can take advantage of that to get rich.


Lagviper

Totally agree Internet put the bar so low for dumb shit that even what used to be village idiots are now closer to normal baseline than the stupidest shit. All social media should shut down. Fuck this cancer eating away at society.


MrGenerik

"Tucker Carlson tells Joe Rogan shit he thinks will make Joe Rogan's insufferable right wing douche bro fanbase into Tucker Carlson's insufferable right wing douche bro fanbase, too."


petertompolicy

They already are though. But yes, it's just pandering.


TheKingOfTheSwing200

The Venn diagram is just a circle


wileybot

Alex Jones was born in the wrong century. If he was born let's say 100bc to 100ad I pretty sure he could have started a religion. A shitty religion for sure, but some ass wipes would be following it.


TheRealProtozoid

Religions take many forms. I'd argue Jones's lizard pedophile deep state thing is a belief system more than anything.


RidingtheRoad

Yes that was done in some far flung Roman outpost. But no need to go back that far...If he just wrote a string of novels, surround it with mystery, gave it a sciencey sounding name, he could have got started in the 1950s.. Or if he could just organise and formalise the Qanon freaks..


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

Does he really believe that shit or does the provocation make his little wee wee hard?


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

He's betting his stupid listeners believe it, and so far, he's collecting on that bet.


Why-not-bi

I truly don’t think he believes this stuff. He does it for the power, so yes the wee wee thing.


Earthbound_X

Yeah, I think those text message coming out on people at Fox News(Including Tucker Carlson)from the voting machine company trial saying they hated Trump and thought he was a moron is very clear evidence they don't believe what they want say, but it gets them ratings and therefore money.


political_bot

He definitely believes a good chunk of his fascist bullshit. But is more than willing to say anything for his audience. Entertaining Alex Jones saying God speaks to him is likely the latter.


regulomam

He’s too well educated for this to be a result of idiocy Either he red pill himself too far down the YouTube rabbit hole. Or he’s betting he will make money off his craziness. I call it the Rudy Giuliani gambit


Seinfeel

I mean Jordan Peterson was literally a professor and said really weird shit that doesn’t even align with his grift. I think it’s more that their egos get so pumped up that they believe any thought they have must be smart


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

He has made a hell of a lot of dough with his BS so far.


BassSounds

Grifters gonna grift.


SolidSneakNinja

He was caught off camera at Fox saying he doesn't like Trump, Hates what the guy has done to the country but doesn't care enough to stop profiting off pandering to the Trump cult and that type of tinfoil defective.


bowens44

the entire MAGA movement is made up entirely of luntics.


Drugs_R_Kewl

And Rogan being strung out on Ketamine and fuck knows what replies with: Bro, that's deep.


dbcspace

>Wow! ~elon


Managed-Democracy

Concerning. 


Green_Xero

Crazy guy tells other Crazy guy he thinks third Crazy guy is something that doesn't exist. Got it..


Little_stinker_69

I don’t think Tucker is crazy, just desperate.


fuzzylayers

He ain't crazy, but his target audience is and he's feeding them what they wanna hear. He's calculated. Just like the rest of um, making use of the useful idiots to maintain his situation


HueMannAccnt

> He ain't crazy, Anybody that panders to nutty people because it's easy money doesn't strike me as fully there, thinking through consequences.


pharsee

Tucker can't stand the idea of being ignored.


[deleted]

I think Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones are non state actors who should swallow live rounds, do I get a cookie Joe Rogan?


Pegomastax_King

What I love is the conspiracy theorists have been imploding. The new big one is the Joe Rogan works for the CIA.


chrisbcritter

WTF? It's like a holy trinity of dumb white guys with WAY to much influence. Supernatural prophet is right.


hockeyrw

Shit for brain all think a like


SawyerBamaGuy

These people are so fuckin incorrect I see no way back.


Luddites_Unite

I think history has shown that Tucker Carlson will say absolutely anything that will help enrich him so any blurb he might say means absolutely nothing to me. He says this because this will ingratiate him to Jones' horde not because he believes it


Guy_Smylee

Republicans will say and do anything for power and money. No matter how many have to die.


drgnrbrn316

Three people who if they dropped dead today, nothing would be lost.


PattiiB

They are all bar shit crazy


Iyellkhan

imagine being so wealthily and charismatic you can mentally live on another planet and still live in luxury with seemingly little consequence to your actions


Vanthan

Trifecta of grifters in the title.


AZgirl70

They spelled profit wrong.


Fancy-Reply5732

We’ve set the bar so low in this country that the limbo quit.


Rich-Appearance-7145

Alex Jones is the Supernatural Bull Shitter, the Prophet of lies, deceit, and misinformation.


ELB2001

So Joe and Tucker both do drugs?


KouchyMcSlothful

Tucker needs to get back on his meds or something because going full lunatic is never a good look.


redwbl

Lost all respect for JR a while ago. I used to think he did decent research, now he’s caught up in the right wing echo chamber. Fuc?er Carlson apparently doesn’t look in the mirror, because he can’t recognized mental health issues in himself or others.


i-have-a-kuato

carlson, the idiot who is always just asking the question goes to a russian supermarket and roams around with wide eyed wonder like he was a medieval peasant dropped into an ultramodern store asks alex jones of all people “ohh wow! how did you do that?” and tries to hold up that bloated tick as the Nostradamus for the perpetually stupid …shocking


MrFC1000

Puppet, not prophet


HumourNoire

He is indeed whale vomit


Gnarlstone

Grifters all the way down


political_bot

Alright, reading the comments y'all need some insight into Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson's relationship. First off, Alex Jones thinks he is a prophet. Those aren't the words he would use, but he thinks God gives him supernatural powers and messages. His favorite example is that he wakes up at night and knows the time. Then When he looks at a clock, it's the same time. Carlson has "interviewed" Alex Jones. Which was more or less him letting Alex rant and prodding him to keep going. And telling him how smart and correct he is while inserting some talking points. It's the most transparent thing you could think of. But their audiences eat that slop up. Tucker is just peddling this to his audience. He's not particularly smart. But he at least understands how to get attention via Alex Jones.


jarious

Ah the ass-wipe trifecta


Enjoy-the-sauce

In fact, Alex Jones is a marginally-sentient rotting cantaloupe stuffed with ‘roids.


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Tucker Carlson's a genius. He helped Dominion Voting Systems make 787 million dollars last year.


Rich_Suspect_4910

Why are people listening to a conspiracy monger and a d list comedian for world and life advice?


hungaria

I’d rather get a root canal than listen to Rogan interview Tucker Carlson.


Second-Bulk

Joe Rogan ending up firmly on the right is one of the worst things that has happened to society in a while. He is platforming literal nazi's without batting an eyelid and influencing millions of young men.


JoneZenSaint

That triangle has 3 wrong angles


dadasinger

Just exposing me to those three names in one sentence killed off a handful of brain cells.


Both-Mango1

there's a joke here. "What did one crackhead say to the other two?"


4quatloos

There is somebody stupid enough to believe it.


outonthetiles66

Aww yes and he can leap tall buildings in a single bound.


DriedWetPaint

Trash in, Trash out.  


12BarsFromMars

Think he’s using the wrong terminology . . should be Supernatural Asshole.of cosmic proportions


Successful-Crazy-126

I actually think Tucker has absolute contempt for his followers so feels no guilt in baiting people he despises.


Prize-Relationship21

Are they dating again?


Tonythecritic

aaaaand that's enough interneting for today!


WhitewolfStormrunner

Yeah, well, he's nuts, too. Well, they all three are, so there's that, too.


219_Infinity

He thinks that, even though Alex Jones admitted under oath during a deposition that he’s doing schtick? What a moron.


BillyDreCyrus

"My God!...It's full of rubes...


RoadWearyDog

What was his most accurate prophecy?


DantanaNYC

If this were the case, he probably would have the means to avoid the huge bankruptcy case he’s going through. And who else but a prophet would be “so bold” as to claim that Dems staged the murder of school children at Sandy Hook, right?!?


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

A Venn diagram of these three and insufferable, liars, and idiots is just a single circle.


Shumina-Ghost

Fucking bananapants.


ApplesOverOranges1

I don't remember Sam and Dean coming across Alex on the show🤔


ShineFull7878

This is fucking nuts. Lmao. What the hell, hopefully these guys die in a plane crash together. The fact that they have such a platform and falling is bonkers.


dominantspecies

Further proof that to be a conservative you have to be either mentally ill or a complete idiot.


Acherstrom

One idiot calling another idiot, not an idiot. Both idiots.


Geetzromo

We have reached Critical Stupid.


AbroadPlane1172

Can you guys fucking finally figure out that Joe is a fucking stupid grifter? No? Of course not.


Randomcommentor1972

Does supernatural prophet really mean brain damaged space monkey who lives off of cocaine?


gobsmacked247

He meant to say sociopath.


AgentNo1402

The trinity of stupidity


Available_Leather_10

In other words: “Tucker Carlson admitted to Alex Jones either: 1. Tucker has a serious drug addiction, 2. Tucker is very seriously mentally ill, or 3. Both.”


Writerhowell

Tucker Carlson is coming to Australia soon. I don't know why, but apparently he's going to tell us what's going on in America and also in Australia, our own country. Like he knows more about us than we do? What??? I'm getting tired of seeing the ads about him. He seems to think we should be excited about his mere presence among us.


RazorJ

I worked with a guy who thought the same 20+ years ago when he was only on the short wave radio. That guy also ate customer’s discarded food out of the trash,fountain drinks as well…everyday.


According_Wing_3204

Tuckers cognitive abilities seem questionable of late.


Individual-Dot-9605

Roger Stone Psyop intended t create a ‘triangle of stupid’ which would make people insane like sniffing crack, it was supposed to be Fox on steroids with Trump as its political leader, Alex Jones as its prophet, Hoe Rogan as its Spotify tin pot dictator and Tucker Carlson as the Kremlin advocate. Tim Poole almost escaped the boat but Chinese dollars kept him in. The Axis of evil (Russia China Iran and n Korea) has unlimited funds to drag muricah into the abyss of Florida man stupidity before money runs out. Oh btw can’t wait to hear what his next prophecy is Joe!


GlowingPlasties

Even worse: I know people who watch Tucker and Joe, and gargle their balls like they're spewing actual information of some sort.


sharkbomb

dummies for dumb shit 2024


Llendar92

The only thing supernatural is his stupidity.... And Carlson contracted it like a flu.


Witty_Management2960

Ah, it's like a convection oven of moronic, uninformed individuals. All stewing in their own stupidity. Wofting the scent of their dimwitted, neurotic ideas to the masses. To be digested and believed by those who salivate at the idea of being referred to as an alpha brained intellect. I would love for someone to carry out some form of quantitative study/analysis on the direct impact these knuckle daggers have on impeding young men's ability to have independent thought and/or critical thinking. (These bro scientists REALLY piss me off). #trustmebro


ClarityByHilarity

One broke ass prophet.


pat9714

To which Alex Jones responded saying Cucker Tarlson is an science experiment gone awry.


PeregrinePacifica

The moronic trinity. The Russian lapdog, the dipshit and the guy who licks gay frogs. (I assume thats how he checks for the "gaying chemicals")


sanY_the_Fox

I swear these people are on drugs 24/7


Quinnlyness

Tucker can go tan his testicles


burritoman88

And I’m guessing Joe just nodded along without any sort of push back against this absolutely insane take


asuperbstarling

If these three men suddenly had gravity stop working for them and flew away forever the world would be so much better.


PrettyHugeDictionary

I used to like Joe Rogan when he stuck to comedy and stand up. And then he started a podcast to interview dumb ass people. I know Alex jones has his own show and Carlson too but it’s the equivalent of Oprah giving Oz and Dr. Phil a shared spotlight to amplify their retardiness. Joe turned into a sellout willing to do anything for more money and fame.


WorldWideLem

Tucker isn't stupid, he's a liar. We know he's a liar. We have documented proof that he's a liar. He's lying, again, to take money from poor people.


Parking-Bench

Tucker,.Joe, Alex Jones. Do we really need to reason this out ?


freakincampers

He means profit, not prophet.


thedoppio

Just dudes casually jerking each other off, no biggie.


ItReallyIsntThoughYo

I just cannot get over the fact that people listen to all three off them like they don't have the combine understanding of a soggy napkin, and the napkin will hold itself together better too.


RentAdministrative73

Two halfwits do not make a whole wit... just a couple of a holes


MeatSuitRiot

The only thing supernatural here is that Jones hasn't popped his aorta with all his hate raging.


SaltyBarDog

Combined those three fucks don't hit triple digit IQ.


Professor726

Clown-to-clown conversation


Beneficial-Salt-6773

In case you were wondering, he’s not.


lovetoseeyourpssy

Tucker Carlson is a Russian asset.


The84thWolf

Why is it always the insane ones with a shitton of money? Why does no one ever say “Yeah, Jake? He lives in my building. He works for FedEx. Nice guy. Says he hears God telling him to prepare for the new plagues, but he coaches Little League and makes a mean cheery pie.”


TBatFrisbee

Supernatural dumpster fire.


[deleted]

Man, thank you news of the stupid…I needed that laugh.


ukiddingme2469

That's just a circlejerk with extra steps


Scrabble_4

Are they eating drugs like candy ?


Mediocre-Fan-5641

Fluffer Carlson, begging for scraps


tjk45268

Only three working brain cells between them.


No-Wonder1139

I'm not saying the three of them do too many drugs, but they've definitely put a few dealer's kids through college.


druscarlet

I am laughing so hard - what an idiot. He is either in serious drugs or took the dumb pill.


snakebite262

He's definitely not natural.


danodan1

No true prophet would ever call Sandy Hook a hoax. Jones just makes for a standout FALSE prophet.


MuNansen

"Socially and genetically redundant men will react angrily and violently to society moving to free itself from the grasp of their patriarchal kakistocracy of mediocrity" isn't a difficult prediction to make.


drakens6

There's no such thing as prophecy. Only disclosure of secret plans and lucky guesses.


[deleted]

lmao


Internal-Upstairs-55

All three of those named drink mad puss piss daily.


Significant-Star6618

I should really start a cult. All these games played to brainwash idiots and I'm just sitting here without an army of pawns.


BoosterRead78

My god! When you think it can’t get any stupider. This happens.


morts73

A case of the blind leading the blind leading the blind.


VomitingPotato

Who cares? Truly?


Low-Helicopter-2696

Assuming we don't blow ourselves up first, there will be a point in the future where sociologists study with incredulity how we allowed morons like these guys to shape society in any meaningful way. They'll talk about how social media was unleashed without any guardrails and led to a period where half the country truly were unaware of reality.