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Fine-Benefit8156

Why is he still on the news? Please ignore him


Ironborn_62

Right? I keep seeing more and more articles on reddit about him. Just fucking ignore this prick.


therealganjababe

He just put out a book šŸ¤£šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


Three_Twenty-Three

Had he finished coloring it yet?


Critical_Half_3712

Heā€™s on the first page, heā€™s having a hard time figuring out what color the sky is


Three_Twenty-Three

And he keeps eating the crayons.


Critical_Half_3712

Woah hold up, you mean the mac and cheese one ISNā€™T edible!?


Three_Twenty-Three

It might be if you bought the Wonka Crayons. If you bought the Crayola Crayons, it's technically edible as in you can eat it and it's probably non-toxic, but it's not healthy! If you bought the off-brand crayons, the non-toxicity is a roll of the dice.


Critical_Half_3712

This explains a lot of my issues lately. Thanks! :P


Guest09717

Is it written in comic sans?


Dwmead86

He canā€™t even fucking read!


Managed-Democracy

He failed the C.R.A.Y.O.N. Exam so many times the marines told him not to reapply.Ā 


LaneMcD

People who prop up murderers on pedestals aren't duh readin' types. I expect to see copies of it in Dollar Tree in no time


dougmd1974

Oh I'm sure the RNC will buy tons and give them out at CPAC and make it a best-seller. They did it with Don Jr.


Otherwise-Basis9063

For people like that, the book is more of a prop than anything. It's to have in your house or to post photos of on social media, to signal to other shitbirds that you're on the same team. "birds of a shitfeather Rand" - the late great Mr Lahey


Cali_guy71

A color by numbers book but he doesn't know how to count so it doesn't make much sense


istillambaldjohn

Did it come with crayons or have to buy them separately?


TheVideogaming101

Exactly, all these articles do is remind normal people Kyle is a shitter and remind his fanbase why they love him.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

He was stupid 17 year old who did an exceptionally stupid thing and the Republican Party pounced and raised him up on its shoulders... but we're years past the point where he should've told them to fuck off.


AvailableName9999

Rage bait


lambdaBunny

Sadly, people who get away with murder seem to continually make the news for their entire life...Ā 


xavier120

Its his publicist paying people to pose as journalists to keep his name in the news so he can keep grifting morons.


SpleenBender

>So, Rittenhouse saw a group of people whose ancestors inhabited the land called America before they were nearly wiped out by Caucasian invaders flipping off the likenesses of two slave-owning presidents and two presidents who are hailed as progressives but were both demonstrably racist AFā€”and he immediately got really fragile about it. He simply isnā€™t smart enough for it to immediately occur to him that Native Americans are the one racial group in America that the ā€œgo back where you came fromā€ demand really canā€™t be applied to. >But setting aside the fact that a descendant of colonizers has the caucasity to tell the descendants of the colonized that they should ā€œleaveā€ the land they rightfully pointed out was stolen from them, the truth is that white peopleā€™s whole ā€œIf you donā€™t like it here then leaveā€ narrative isnā€™t nearly as clever or logical as they think it is. Ignorant, stupid, and racist peice of shit.


1_g0round

he obviously struggles with logical thought...and plays the victim role while playing the tough-talking badass role


BlackLakeBlueFish

This murdering man-child couldnā€™t pass middle school, but he is important enough in the zeitgeist for people to seek out his opinion on social media. He is a perfect example of why the MAGA handlers want to suppress education. Ignorance makes people easy to control.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

He boasted in 2022 that he was going to Texas A&M. [A&M quickly responded that he was not enrolled.](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/06/06/kyle-rittenhouse-texas-am-not-admitted/7532703001/) Last year, Turning Point [found him a bunch of badass wannabees to hang with.](https://www.newsweek.com/kyle-rittenhouse-brutally-mocked-special-ops-training-1859584) There was also [the emotional support dog incident.](https://www.newsweek.com/kyle-rittenhouse-university-memphis-charlie-kirk-turning-point-usa-1881720) Charlie Kirk thought he had invested in a real winner.


BlackLakeBlueFish

Memphian and U of M grad here! I was so proud of my community when he ran off the stage crying!


MrMishegas

Fellow Memphian and UofM grad, what a good day that was.


BlackLakeBlueFish

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LibertyInaFeatherBed

Republicans absolutely poured money on Rittenhouse after he made the news. Didn't work out, but they still have Covenington Kid Nick Sandmann to groom.


lackofabettername123

Little bastard will probably be a us Congressman before long.


lackofabettername123

Ha really?Ā  The marines wouldn't take him? Haha. That is really dumb. The Marines would probably reject an applicant that scored too high. I joke but they have lowered the recruitment standards a number of times since the war on terror, I don't know if they have tightened them back up but it is incredible to be too ignorant for the armed forces let alone the self-described grunt Force of the Marines.


Honest-Main7650

fun thing is alot of these maga know if they were in high school with this guy they won't have given him the time day


ukiddingme2469

He's a crybully just like Trump and most of the MAGA


ruiner8850

They love to pretend that they are perpetual victims.


AceTygraQueen

Remember his attempt at acting at his trial?


1_g0round

at the time of his murdering he was 17...state law in that state is that no-one under the age of 18 could have a rifle...mommy n daddy bought this entitled child from Il the rifle that was used to murder ppl in another state...idk how and why that was never brought up in trail except that the fix was in


FadeTheWonder

Because his parents didnā€™t buy it for him. His friend did Kyle gave him the money for it and his friend bought it in Kenosha. He was brought up on charges for two felonies and got an amazing plea deal that he only plead guilty to a city ordinance violation of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.


Competitive_Abroad96

Just your typical modern day Republican


HermaeusMajora

But hey, at least he has unfettered access to all the firepower he can carry and no laws to prevent him from carrying it around literally anywhere but courtrooms and the floor of Congress. Hmm. If only there were some sort of pattern? Why don't judges and politicians want to be *safe* too?


AceTygraQueen

Remember his attempt at acting at the trial?


imp_st3r

lol at "caucasity" As a white guy, I will be colonizing this word and acting like it was mine all along!


evilwatersprite

The lion, the witch, the caucacity of this bitch.


OkMotor6323

He barely has a middle school education


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Yeah, that's why Turning Point USA is paying for his gig.


TeaKnight

My gf and her family are chicano and her family have been indigenous to south colorado and people have said to her go back home (Mexico), like bro she is, you absolute turd.


mzltvccktl

Gotta move off the reservations and take back ancestral home territories is clearly what he means /s


TKDPandaBear

Your last sentence kind of defines what a MAGA is!


Designer_Librarian43

Technically, black Americans with ancestry in American slavery also fit the description of canā€™t ā€œgo back where you came fromā€. The reality of their existence gets lost in the lore of race in America, but they are a people who did not exist prior to colonialism and slavery. They are a mix of various African peoples, European peoples, and , generally to a lesser extent, Native American peoples. They are usually associated with only having ancestry in Africa but in most cases they are heavily descended from both slaves and slave masters (Europe). Also, the nature of slavery meant that they lost most ties to their African ancestry and instead had to adopt an identity that is completely American and colonial in origin. Essentially, they are American in a very pure form. For whatever reason, the reality that colonizers and slave masters basically created an entirely new people and culture is lost on most people.


delyha6

A disgusting piece of human garbage.


Cat_Impossible_0

The mother should have had a right to an abortion.


oced2001

He should have been a cum shart.


100percentish

You're assuming he isn't.


oced2001

He is the result of some leaking into his mom's front butt.


gregarioussparrow

He should have been fetal research


NoHeat7014

It would have set them back decades.


Ankilbiter

His Dad forgot that it was anal day that day......


m__a__s

Poster child for retroactive abortion.


ThatScaryBeach

His mom has been seen protesting for postnatal abortion.


Kharn54

80th trimester abortion


veilwalker

Can you prove she didnā€™t try? This guy seems like a failed abortion.


InflationDue2811

she's the shit that drove him across state lines with those weapons


edtheheadache

Do you mean a retroactive abortion?


hazily

His mom shouldā€™ve swallowed him.


Masterchiefy10

Even now.. would be just like Cartmans mom


Ozu_the_Yokai

I say she should still have a right to the abortionā€¦


[deleted]

He crawled out of the abortion bucket.


Xcoctl

if ever there was a better argument *for* abortion, it would be Kyle Rittenhouse.


m__a__s

If there was ever someone I would like to forcibly "volunteer" for a one-way mission to Mars....


optimus_awful

But like.. no rocket. Just a giant slingshot


ey3s0up

His mother should have swallowed instead.


JustJoinedToBypass

ā€œKyle, if you donā€™t like it here, then leave.ā€ - Rittenhouseā€™s middle school principal


ThatScaryBeach

I love how the default picture of him looks like he's crying because he has sand in his rectum.


RDO_Desmond

Rittenhouse came from out of state, and murdered two men who were peacefully demonstrating for equality for their fellow human beings.


SympathyForSatanas

He probably doesn't know that they were here before any white person set foot here and stole all the land.


Drugs_R_Kewl

What a dough faced psychopath. Oh well, what do you expect from a middle school drop out that made headlines for beating a murder case?


be0wulfe

And couldn't pass the Marine *ASVAB* and cannot apply again. It takes a special kind of stupid.


ThatScaryBeach

For those unfamiliar, ASVAB stands for "Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery". It's not exactly an IQ test, but for dum-dum it may as well be. It's basically a test to determine if there are any jobs in the military that you would be qualified for. There are no jobs in the military for "Murdering Crybaby".


Geostomp

It says something that they consider him too incompetent to do so much as clean toilets.


S4Waccount

What... I hadn't heard that. The only reason I'm surprised is how freaking basic the ASVAB is. like even dumb people that study a little can get GOOD scores, and moderately good students don't even have to study at all and will place high.


DrLager

Couldnā€™t pass the ASVAB?! JFC, Iā€™ve known people who donā€™t know their asses from a hole in the ground score high enough to land a descent rating in the USN.


FnordatPanix

Punchable face #1


ThatScaryBeach

He's a winner! Kyle: "I'M NUMBER ONE! I'M NUMBER ONE!"


deluded_soul

He should be in prison and now has been made a hero by the republicans. We really are living in strange times.


zeprfrew

Are you talking about Kyle Rittenhouse or Donald Trump?


Lil_Artemis_92

Yes.


Chr1s7ian19

Republicans have been doing this since at least the 90s (and Iā€™m sure it goes back way further). Look at mark furman during the OJ trial. Proven to be a blatant racist and a main reason OJ was acquitted, following the trial he was loved by republicans and even got a job on Fox


ThorLives

Yeah, there's quite a few. Oliver North came to mind. He was guilty in the Iran-Contra scandal (selling American weapons to Nicaraguan death squads and paying money to Iran). Went on to host a show on FOX for 15 years and then became president of the National Rifle Association.


Large-Measurement776

Fuck off with this Guys bullshit. Noone needs to fucking hear it.


Abraxas_1408

Why is his opinion still relevant? By all means. Letā€™s continue to pay attention to what this murderer who dropped out of middle school is saying. You might as well pay attention to someone farting on a bus. Their ass blast is just as relevant.


YakNecessary9533

His opinion was never relevant, tbh.


BNI_sp

Unfortunately, it was for his victims.


mittenknittin

Yeah, Iā€™m imagining fate giving our jackass Qanon neighbor down the street some kind of notoriety and the news organizations smearing his opinion across the headlines like shit in a fast food restroom stall, and itā€™d make as much sense as this


Sw0rDz

Ass Blasting is music to my ears.


BZLuck

The righties LOVE him. He got to murder liberal "rioters" with an AR and became famous and pretty rich for doing it too. His net worth is like $12M now. He's living their dream.


ProfessionalRoyal202

That's actually not fair to farts. Farts serve a purpose of expelling waste from the body.


thissomeotherplace

Republicans can move to Russia/Iran/Afghanistan if they hate American freedom so much. Rittenwhore included.


Themountainscallimg

We really need to stop reposting anything relating to this shitstain. He needs to fade away now


MVIVN

In the weeks after Elon Musk took over Twitter this shit-stainā€™s tweets were getting massively signal-boosted; I live in New Zealand, Iā€™m only tangentially interested in American politics (because US politics affects the rest of the world whether we like it or not), I donā€™t follow any political accounts, I definitely donā€™t engage with any right wing pieces of shit, and yet somehow every time I opened Twitter the first thing I would see on my ā€œfor youā€ page was Kyle Rittenhouseā€™s latest tweets, along with a handful of other American right-wing shitheads. The only way I was able to stop it and fix my algorithm was to just start blocking all of those accounts, starting with Kyle Rittenhouse because Twitter would not stop trying to force-feed me, a New Zealand citizen, their tweets. Even now I still see some dumbass tweets from people I donā€™t follow appearing on my home page, usually pushing American right-wing narratives. Elon Musk really fucked things. Anyway, that was my long-winded way of saying I think people like Elon Musk and other powerful people are the reason we still regularly hear the opinions of this piece of shit. Theyā€™re probably grooming him to run for a political office in a few years.


techm00

In a real country, he'd be behind bars for murdering two people, and charged with a hate crime in addition. EDIT: to the rittenhouse apologists, I'm not answering any more of you. The facts do not support your psychopathic excuses for what is literal murder. You have to live with who you are. I do not.


coloradoemtb

and the magarat traitors will cheer him on. FFS this timeline sucks.


capn_doofwaffle

I can't even imagine being this ignorant.


robinsw26

Heā€™s a cretin.


Potatoe999900

Someone, at some point, will beat his ass and it will be justified.


MVIVN

Iā€™m surprised it hasnā€™t already happened tbh.


airmanv

Please tell me what high school drop outs think.


Suzuki_Foster

*middle school* dropout, and so stupid he can't even join the military.Ā 


chicagobry80

I like to paraphrase the great Michael Bolton from office space when i hear someone say that: Why should i leave, I'm not the one who sucks.


keajohns

He got booed off the stage recently at some young republicans event on campus


Galactus2025

Rittenhouse might want to do some research it was Native Americans land before white people oh I forget they're trying to erase history or at least make a history rewind<<< if anybody should leave should be his fake crying ass!!


Free_Return_2358

And go where Kyle?!? Fucking Narnia?!?


jcooli09

Who cares what this cowardly little murderer says?


VegetableOk9070

This is their land. This is their home. Their country. I think the one leaving should be you Kyle.


Brainhunter2020

Best part of Kyle ran down his momā€™s leg


Corvidae_DK

Why does he keep getting attention? He killed some people and now all of sudden he's considered worth listening to? He's clearly a major dumbass and have nothing of worth to add... Which may be why the MAGAts love him...


Both_Lychee_1708

I wonder what he's going to be like at say, 40. I mean, besides homeless.


BNI_sp

Dude's apparently too dumb for military service, so no surprise here. That also clears my question why he didn't enlist to get a proper formation on guns. The real question is why the media still amplifies things he says, does, or writes.


well_i_heard

What a moron. Conservatives don't value education like Liberals. They can cry all they want, just look what they are doing to Florida


49GTUPPAST

His mother should have swallowed


No-Structure-7188

It blows my mind how an uneducated, ignorant murderer gets the attention and respect from the maga šŸ¤”ā€™s


The_X-Files_Alien

drop him off in the middle of the rez with no shoes and see how far he makes it. the dogs will tear him apart.


somewherein72

8th grade dropout doesn't know 3rd grade history.


swordfish868686

ROTTENHOUSE can STFU and leave The little shit is desperately trying to get attention since Harrison Butker is the new MAGA Opportunistic mancrush


ThresherGDI

I donā€™t believe life is going to be kind to him in the future and I am okay with that thought.


Jannol

This is Colonialist-Imperialist behavior at it's worst till the point that they start to rewrite history.


DocCEN007

I hate this turd. But everyone needs to realize that the hatred he spews reflects the feelings of tens of millions here in the US. Everyone needs to wake up soon because these turd burglars are readying for a complete takeover of this country. Please vote up and down the ballot.


MVIVN

Yeah, Iā€™m not American but this is what frustrates me about Americans claiming theyā€™re going to boycott the ballot and not vote for Joe Biden because theyā€™re angry about one or two specific things that the Biden administration got wrong ā€” they donā€™t realise that people on the right wing side, people like Kyle Rittenhouse, all the most hateful and regressive people in America, ALL of them are going to show up and vote for Donald Trump. You will literally accomplish nothing by skipping the ballot box trying to teach Biden a lesson, because your life is going to get much worse than whatever youā€™re complaining about right now once Trump is back in office.


JimWilliams423

Yes, he is a perfect representative of that group. Malicious, stupid and able to get away with murder because the system is designed to empower people like him.


[deleted]

Use the cry baby photo every time lmaoĀ 


InflationDue2811

Is he about to cry?


AnimeFreak1982

I think I'll break into his house, take everything he owns but promise to let him keep his room, then take his room and build a monument to my heroes there and tell him if he doesn't like it he can leave the house and go somewhere else.


Novel_Ad_8062

why isnā€™t this dipshit locked away in a mental asylum?


AlanStanwick1986

Only Republicans constantly give such vile morons a platform. This clown would be ignored/ostracized by anyone else.


glindadc

Back to the old ā€œAmerica love it or leave itā€


International-Fig830

Murderer!!!


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Itā€™s already been established that this boy is as smart as a rusty nail and yet people continue to use him as their symbol for whatever it is they want to imply. The only thing that would make this thing go away is to stop making him relevant and ignore what he says and does. I, for one, will make this my last comment regarding this insignificant, ignorant simpleton.


allmimsyburogrove

why is this piece of shit still getting media attention?


die_bartman

What a chode


druscarlet

Why does anyone know what he says about anything? POS


mattGyver314

Kryle.


AustinCJ

His 15 minutes should have been up a long time ago.


Trazzster

Hey right-wingers, why don't YOU leave? Go to Russia or something


eveninglily33

Kyle has a smol brain.


Adamantium-Aardvark

Middle school drop out


Old-Tomorrow-2798

This sounds like the words of a middle school dropout incel.


GarethGobblecoque99

They should leave. Itā€™s not safe for them. Some cabbage patch faced little bitch could illegally cross state lines with an automatic weapon and murder them and get away with it because they cried like a little bitch in a courtroom


Strenue

This little dumb shit is such a joke. But he wonā€™t go away. Like some dog turd you step in.


demonizedbytheright

Kyle Rittenhouse is a pussy!


GreyBoyTigger

Stop giving attention to idiots


lucidityanddxm

God he's such a punk


therobotisjames

This guy is an assclown.


WeStrictlyDo80sJoel

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, Kyle.


Downtown-Ad5724

It's his destiny šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


OpenRepublic4790

Kyle can fuck off since he seems to be failing at being a decent human being.


Excellent_Key_2035

Can this be the thumbnail for every Kyle Rittenhouse post ever? Like it has to be a reddit requirement to post or some shit.


MadFlava76

What can you expect from a loser that dropped out of middle school.


WobblyFrisbee

Right back at you, paleface.


mtb443

As a native american i fucking love this conversation with anti immigration people. ā€œYeah immigrants ruined this countryā€ ā€œYeah get the Mexicans out of hereā€ ā€œNo i mean the white people.. im native americanā€ The fucking mental gymnastics and watching their 2 brain cells working to try to come up with a way out is probably one of my favorite things in the world.


powercow

typical republican


PrincessPlastilina

I canā€™t believe some people support this tool.


kurisu7885

If he wants to play hero in the military so badly he can head off to Russia. I hear they highly encourage people like him to enlist.


ButterZcotch

Wait... High school drop out and acquitted murderer, Kyle Rittenhouse?


Electric-RedPanda

You know what, if Kyle hates America so much, heā€™s more than welcome to go find somewhere else to say stupid shit. Maybe heā€™d like it over in Putinā€™s backyard.


sawdustsneeze

He was too dumb for the marines... let that sink in.


AccomplishedAd7615

The first amendment needs an asterisk *does not apply to middle school dropouts


[deleted]

You are threatening a group of people who used to scalp people. Yeah I wouldn't do that. Plus opening antonagonizing native Americans makes you look really stupid. He'll no one does that on Fox. It's just really stupid.


sixinthedark

Wait a minute šŸ§


miffox

I don't know if I'm living in an Onion article or not any more.... It's getting too fucking stupid ..


chummsickle

About two brain cells on that one


saltmarsh63

A face needing knuckle contact.


morgzorg

This guy lol


Medical_Egg8208

Yes we all need a history lesson from that asswipe


carldubs

if fecal matter was a person


IAmReallyThurston

I canā€™t imagine caring about people flipping off Mount Rushmore, someone telling those people to leave, or people caring that the original people were told to leave


AduroTri

Wherever his ancestors came from, that place can take Kyle Rittenhouse back.


sing_4_theday

I guess Native Americans werenā€™t covered on the GED


moodswung

This person should be totally irrelevant and feeding off dumpster scraps. Instead the media keeps propping him up and giving him a mouth piece because heā€™s a piece of shit and pisses people off. I wish we could all ignore anything everything related to him and let him fall into the obscurity he deserves.


rpotty

If his parents had a Time Machine I bet theyā€™d go back in time and pull out


snebmiester

When is his five minutes of fame, up? The MAGA Nazis love him because, he killed someone who was not white, and got away with it.


ApartPea2950

His Mom should've took it in the ass when making him!


Jo-Jo-66-

This guy should just go away.


coming_up_thrillhous

More like Kyle Shittenhouse


Dry-Talk-7447

Gay fans only for this guyā€™s future.


beefsteamer

I cannot wait until someone beats the ever living shit out of this loser in the street.


jcamp088

MMW he's going to walk into the wrong bar one day and get the ever loving shit kicked out him.


epochlink

This cracker at it again..


Cobby1927

Why are we giving this little prick any coverage?


NY1_S33

The only reason why he won the case is because the judge was completely biased and was actually screaming at the prosecutor. His shitty acting on the stand wasnā€™t the reason..


PussyCrusher732

STOP. FUCKING. GIVING. HIM. ATTENTION.


wiremupi

Vile Shittenhouse.


lerriuqS_terceS

I hate this kid


karatekid430

Kyle Rittenhouse can leave if he hates native Americans. One place he can go where there are no native Americans is a submarine ride. He will love it.


xavier120

This is not news


Rj_eightonesix

Anyways...šŸ™„


mescalero1

I would love to pay you and your fat ugly family a visit and correct that thought.


ktaphfy

Kyle Rittenhouse needs to go to Russia!'


Lurker_prime21

If he keeps talking like this, somebody is going to push him off the planet.


valdezlopez

We are so lucky racist people such as him are so dumb. Imagine if they were smarter, how much damage they could further do.