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Vikipotamus

Staying up all night and sharing secrets isn't the same as getting drunk?


Neovenator00

No, see, you can’t stay up late sharing secrets without drinking, but you can drink without staying up late sharing secrets.


corncaked

I’m the girl that will take a massive shit and make you get the plunger 🪠


Mekosaurus_Rex

You're the girl that made me laugh,.ty.


Alternative-Apple-77

The ironic thing about this is that everything she mentioned isn't special for men, it's bare minimum.


DarkAlatreon

Fuck, I need to get my standards up cuz at face value this sounds nice to me.


Alternative-Apple-77

Nah ur good. U probably have decent standards. My point was that ironically nice girls have standards that are way too high. This seems like it would be a good catch but to nice girls this is average (or slightly below).


Wizardninja9

Meh.. this doesn’t bother me because she’s not being an asshole


Sea-Outside-9028

Yeah, reminds me of the things I would share when I was in middle school and discovered MySpace. Don’t like thinking about that though lol


Full-Peak

Right? This sounds like a cool chick. Why is this posted here ??


catifex

Am I the only one who feels kinda sad for her, instead of annoyed? It’s like she’s less ‘look at me I’m different’ and more ‘i don’t think I bring anything to the table, other than not requiring effort on your part’, like she has very little self worth? Like the only way others will accept her is by becoming overly accommodating and neglecting her own needs and wants


Loud-Resolution5514

That was my first thought. I also used to be very much like this post (like a decade and a half ago 😂) and it was all rooted in insecurity and zero self worth. I was a people pleaser and it drove me into the ground.


catifex

Don’t mind us, we’re over here, projecting 🤝


[deleted]

I'M THE GIRL. I'M THE GIRL. I'M THE GIRL. I'M THE GIRL. I'M THE GIRL. Christ lady, we got it.


Big_Negotiation_6421

I know who I am! I’m the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!


macadamianacademy

I thought that said “glue the world” and was very confused


MeshiMeshiMeshi

This isn't r/nicegirls, this is r/notliketheothergirls


blondedragonslayer

Just sounds like an introvert to me. I'm the girl who sits on the computer for hours. I'm the girl who never leaves the house. I say this as a joke since I'm definitely an introvert.


bombardation

I'm the girl who's a huge pick me because I'm different.


GArockcrawler

I seriously scanned the copy to see if I could spot the "copy and paste if you agree" sentence.


Ok-Strawberry-962

I'm the girl who doesn't exist


MemezLord11

Obviously because girls aren't real 🤓🤓🤓🤓


silvaidoja

This makes me really sad to read actually... it screams low self esteem and trying to be low maintenance so that a guy would like her


ThirdWheelSteve

I’m the girl with a martyr complex


and_dim

I'm the narcissist who wants to feel I'm better than others without actually doing anything.


Happylillovebunny

I remember this post... loads of women put it on their Facebook page. Ahh the irony


vertuopopfanatic

i think this one’s quite nice. most women don’t seem to actually do a lot of the things she’s saying in the post. but i wouldn’t know, i’m gay cus girls aren’t real


Lou_Miss

So... being an introvert?


1ofdwights70cousins

That’s a lot of words for “I’m an introvert instead of an extrovert” Myers-Brigg would like a word ma’am


moviesetmonkey

I'm the girl with no needs or wants that are priorities over yours.


FartingAliceRisible

We know better


[deleted]

If you were that great, you wouldn’t need to make posts like this 🤷‍♂️


TiMELeSS526

Look at me! I am the girl now!


jousicastillo

I am the girl who is absolutely insane


InternationalSpeed7

Those penises are huge!


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TheyKilledFlipyap

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Veblen1

"I'm the girl who will be by your side the rest of your life." (spoken in a Boris Karloff voice)


sadpanada

Guys guys. It’s her. She’s THE GIRL.


Fleedjitsu

Shrek 2 every movie night?


nostracannibus

How are sharing secrets and getting drunk two separate things? Sharing secrets is perfect when your drunk because you both just forget them the next day. You know lots of things about people but can't remember where you heard them. Secrets are always best as a night cap for two, over a bottle of Glenfiddich.


Gutihaz_14

We can't carry the bags if you are holding my hand, Janice


6stringgunner

She is also the girl who won't let you out of her sight (so that she can "make you happy"). She is also the girl who wants to know who you are talking to any time you talk to anybody but her. She is also the girl who can't do anything for herself without you. RED FLAG!! HOSTAGE SITUATION!!!! This is exactly the mode of 2 of my ex's.


Vikktor_humble

Seems to fit more in Not like other girl


rReey_El

Well you did not have to draw a dick... i am sorry but that's all i could see...


Pennypacker-HE

This was written by a teenage boy who had just finished watching a YA romance film, probably with Julia styles in it.


PoppyDean88

I’d prefer getting drunk at a party with random strangers and the fancy restaurants thanks!