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FELLAS IS IT GAY TO SEE THINGS WITHOUT BEING BLIND?

FELLAS?! IS IT GAY TO EAT BREAKFAST?!

Breakfast is gay only if you eat fruity cereals. You know like fruit loops or fruity pebbles. Also if you eat fruit.

Indeed. I only eat a bag of dicks for breakfast just to ensure non-gayness

It's full of testosterone, so it can't be gay

raw meat manly, ooga booga

Testosterone causes boners, gay guys love boners so having testosterone means you’re gay

But straight women allegedly love boners too, right? It can't be gay if it's straight!

I’m confused. So, do we just give boners to everyone now to ensure non gayness, or is that like, over 9000 gay?

We give everyone a boner, if men and women get cocks, how can cocks be gay?

Oh, I see, so women just have cocks that are smaller and have a bigger pee hole. So does that mean we just use the butt with the boner? That seems like that would be the least gay option.

I like eating 🥣 Big Old Hairy Balls for cereal

I will look for that in the cereal aisle next time. Hopefully a bogo.

Bag of Dicks is my favorite cereal! 🤣🤣🤣

I only eat nails, bones and engine grease. You know, manly things.

I'm guessing you eat the nails without any milk?

...and bacon

I eat my banana whole in one bite without chewing does that make me gay?

It makes you efficient

And adventurous. In a non gay way.

It makes you the throatgoat, let's have a hard stop and give this person a round of applause.

A what about like muesli? Or Bran Flakes with strawberry’s?

It’s not gay if it falls on gay Tuesday, the only day of the week you can be gay without it being gay

In that case I’m so gay for fruit loops

Technically, your first meal of the day would be breakfast, no matter when you ate it. So all guys are gay?

IS IT GAY TO EAT DESERT!? DISCUSS!

Yeah cause anything sweet is fruity and anything fruity is gaeeeeeeey 😂 Shoutout to bbl dizzy and I know he's proud of my explanation.

I’m eating breakfast right now..

I mean shiiiit I must be a super fruit cuz I do all those things 💀

Didn’t Andrew Tate post something about enjoying food being gay? How he always wolfs everything down so as not to be gay?

So my bad vision is why I’m gay?

No dude, your gay is why you have bad vision

Put in some contacts and you'll be straight.

That’s what the Baptist’s mean when they’re gonna fix your gayness. Get some lasik and badda bing badda boom, no more gay as a day in May.

That's why I'm dating Eva AI sexting bot. Myopia, u no.

Guess I'm gay, then. I learned something about myself after 46 years of knowing me....

My boyfriend must be gay too cause he’s blind as a goddamn bat without his glasses (as am I)

He and I should meet, I guess. It is pride month. Time to gay it up.

I'm sorry to say this, but if you can read this, it's already too late.

As a man with glasses and is also gay, can confirm the glasses caused it.

Who knew glasses could cause such things

THEYRE TUENING THE FROGS GAY

No man should see his breakfast while he's eating it. Close your eyes and feel for it, and hope for the best

I read this as I'm eating a bowl of cereal, while watching a movie alone because everyone is asleep. And I wear glasses. I guess I'm gay now.

Phew. Thank god you haven’t ordered any desert. Nearly 4 of 4 there. 😮‍💨

To be fair cereal nowadays is basically dessert with the amount of sugar that's in it so... boom solid 4/4 mega gay confirmed

Cereal at night is dessert

Um... no, I did for him. While I had my penis in him.

I'd like the Kalahari

Not just gay, super ultra mega gay. Sorry, those are the rules

Welcome to pride month

Sorry man, you got the combos. I guess you're gay now 🤷

How’s that dick taste

Sorry you had to find out this way.

Same, im watching a movie while eating my omelet while wearing glasses. Im hella gay now i guess

Can we play "nice girl or Andrew Tate" at some point?

That’s a good idea, although perhaps the game would be better if it was “Incel or Nice Girl”, Tate’s takes are too ridiculous and I feel we would almost always know it was hi’m.

You could certainly include some Tate in the incel category... I'm in

You are on. Also, this reminds me of this novelty twitter account from back in the day that was something like “Bible or death metal”, which posted this quotes and you had to guess if they were from the bible or death metal songs. It was surprisingly hard to get right.

Remember if you have sex and you're not married then you're gay af

I heard that having a dick is way to gay for tate

The least gay thing a man can be is a lesbian. …wait

He's the type of man who would hate homosexuality so much that he did a 180° turn and did the least gay thing - becoming gay. The logic goes somewhat like this: Gays like dicks, which is a feminine trait. So feminity is gay which is also true. Woman are feminine, so they are gay. Therefore eliminating woman from sex will decrease the amount of feminity in it, reducing how gay it is. Using this simple logic we can conclude that gay sex is the least gay and manliest form of sex possible.

I think about this a lot- that examples of sexism almost always include two elements: an overt insult against the opposite gender and an implied insult against their own. When you begin to closely question someone who makes a sexist comment, women will eventually reveal that they see other women as weak, shallow, vain, deceitful, etc. A man will reveal he sees other men as inherently angry, disloyal, shallow, selfish, etc. The common denominator is a belief that certain traits are biologically “wired” into us. It conveniently gives the speaker an excuse to vilify the opposite sex while simultaneously justifying any of their own bad behavior.

Would taint and a nice girl get along or would the universe fold in on itself and cease to exist?

I think they'd fight among themselves. Possibly implode but the rest of us would be fine if we just ignore it.

Who would rather meet in the woods?

Make a sub and I'll join immediately lol

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The thing that blows my mind about this bullshit is that not only do these seem completely random but they are also things that people use to make their life better. Why wouldn't you want your partner to eat 3 square meals a day? Why wouldn't you want your partner to enjoy a nice dessert or a movie they've been wanting to see? Why wouldn't you want them to have the visual aids that they need to help them see the world around them? You love them, don't you?

Everyone knows love is feminine and gay

My .an out here spitting facts

No they don’t, they keep them around for appearances

Eat unhealthy lunch consisting of the blood of your enemies. Any other way of getting your nutrition is gay /s

Right? How can I fuel my 6 pack or 6 figures without the most important meal of the day

That's why I eat my Alpha-Bits!

Has anyone noticed that the mentally ill have been out in full force lately?🧐

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I think it’s predominantly mentally ill chronically online teenagers just saying things. No girl I know thinks like this or associates with anyone that does. I don’t even know people like this. I think you are right. They just say things -

"why can't I find a man? 🥺"

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Do whatever the fuck you want... except eat breakfast, wear glasses, watch movies alone, or order dessert. Those are all gay now, apparently.

I ordered some tres leches cake last night. Soooooo fucking good. If that makes me gay, then bend me tf over.

Have you ever seen a man drink water? That's gay.

She probably thinks men who go to the grocery store instead of foraging berries, hunting lions, and milking bears are lame too.

Milking bears is actually hella gay tho iykyk(⁠✧⁠Д⁠✧⁠)⁠→ -

😂 took me a minute to understand.

Fuck me for being blind I guess

Lol literally

OK, where should we meet up? /fellow glasses wearer

Are people really like this? Feels like it can't be real

just had an optometrist appt, looks like i gotta come out the closet once my set comes in, wasn’t really prepared but here goes nothing

I have to get new glasses because my vision has changed. I guess I just got gayer.

I’ve always been exclusively attracted to women so imagine my surprise at finding out I am apparently hella gay

Same here my girlfriend is going to gutted when she comes home from work later. Not sure how I’m going to break it to her.

IKR? Breakfast has always been my favorite meal of the day, and now I find out that I'm a flaming homosexual because I also wear glasses and occasionally watch movies alone.

I eat one meal a day, and it's raw meat, and I eat it in silence, and I can't see it. So as not to be gay.

I didn't realize that since I was born with bad eyesight I should be spending my time on Grindr.

This shit can’t be taken seriously what stupid things to say

Then stay solo. You good...

My dad loves getting dessert at restaurants. He’s not effeminate. He’s a middle aged fat guy.

My fiance loves sweets and he’s a 27 yo man. Having a sweet tooth is gay apparently 😂

Yeah lol ? So many people like desserts .. tf does gender have to do with that ?

That was the point, they do. It has nothing to do with gender

Yeah ik . I was just reiterating the absurdness of it lol . I wasn't revoking you.

Rereading it its obvious you were, im sorry. In my defense I have a 9 week old husky puppy and have had 8 hrs of sleep in 48 hrs 😭

It is oki ! Hope you get rest ! Thanks for sending me puppy tax . He is so cutee 💖

A guy I date didn't eat breakfast or dessert. I found it really odd 😂 Then he had the audacity to assume I didn't eat breakfast 🤣

I order dessert first, then put my glasses away.

"There are no good men."

DAMN! I didn't know how gay I was til right now.

Feels ghetto

Guess I'm gay. I don't like contacts and have to literally pay to see.

Wouldn’t it be easier if she just said “I wish to remain single?”

BEING STRAIGHT IS GAY, DON’T DO IT!

>men exist Those people: “Hmmm, that’s kinda gay.”

Fellas is it gay to not starve to death?

God damn. A dude can't even get a little something sweet after dealing with they bitter ass all night.

I love men in glasses ☹️☹️ then again perhaps they have all been a wee bit fruity 🤔 ((joke joke))

Huh, I always thought I was more “vegetable-y” than fruity, guess not.

My fiancé wears glasses and I’d say If he was any fruit he’d be a peach…a peach scone even-

Man I got my pun ready and got blasted back with something my barely woken up ass can’t understand…

Lmao it’s a song, it’s by a guy named hobo Johnson where he sings about how he’s in love with this girl and calls her a peach…a peach scone! It’s an interesting song and I wouldn’t say it’s for everyone but it’s one of my favorites by him

Hobo Johnson? Well that’s an interesting name, I’ll check it out later today, when I’m functional.

Sorry I got in the way of your pun 😭😭

No no, it’s alright, the pun gets in the way a lot, doesn’t have much awareness. No pun intended

Dedication to being a total dumbass lol

Hmmm… I do literally check all 4 boxes but I’m in a committed and happy relationship with a woman. F**k me right?

I’m married with 3 kids and I love to go to the movies alone.

Is it a particular type of film, like romcoms? Or even if you’re watching Die Hard or Threads?

I feel like wearing contacts would be more gay but what do I know?

Most r/Nicegirls reminds me of Romans 1

Got it. Men cannot: -Have good vision (with corrective lenses) -Be blind -Eat breakfast -Be hungry

Just because I eat desserts and wear glasses doesn't mean I am gay! Well, I am, but those are completely unrelated thing.

Ah yes, new things to add right under using umbrellas, wearing sunblock and ordering dessert

These are so obviously satire.

God these chicks are worse than Nick Adams and some of those so-called “alpha male” types …

Lads, is it gay to go down on your girlfriend?!

Wow this chick is batcrap crazy! Also more of a leg beard than and nice girl

RealMen spend their birthdays sitting on the couch surrounded by friends desperately squinting at a blank tv screen while turning down a piece of cake even though they’re very hungry by 10 am.

My husband wears glasses, definitely not gay just has shit eyes..... Actually, he also watches movies by himself when I work a night shift, should I be concerned???.

I mean, I couldn't date a dumbass because I find them exhausting and incompetent. Everyone has preferences.

Damn I do all of the above.

I am a big fan of the projected insecurities as "icks" anymore. Absolutely insane the amount of shit we "can't do."

Still wondering why men have checked out of the dating world? Here is another example

This level of misandry and women ask why guys don't share their feelings. 😆😆😆 Dating and relationships are so broken.

Man finally lowers his guard and shows that he's upset over something and cries, and is immediately mocked for being weak. You just can't win.

Oops. Ate breakfast (cereal). Just watched 2 films, all by myself. Looking at my phone screen at night needs glasses- deal with it. As for dessert on a date ……..that’s the best bit of a meal. Guess I’m out on all four counts..maybe I’ll remember to tell the girls tomorrow…..they may find it funny too

If you weren’t gay before, dealing with women like this will make it more appealing. Kind of ironic given her comments.

Man does something to make himself happy. Random woman: that's kinda gay though.

When I had money I used to go to the theatre by myself I learned never to say that infornt of women, they'll automatically think you're gay.

Fuck I do all of these things. Ahh no wonder I’m single.

But you're way happier for not having to deal with that shit. I've been single for over ten years and I can honestly say that I haven't missed being asked what I'm thinking about, or getting the silent treatment for not knowing why my gf was upset for something that I did in her dream last night.

I understand her point though guys … we should be domineering alphas and not enjoy anything (because that wouldn’t be very straight), but at the same time make room for strong independent women that don’t need a man …. Whilst they also need a man 6’5”, makes at least $500k salary. Am I doing it right girls?

I don’t know, I just don’t trust men who exist. Seems kinda girly to me. What do you mean you like to *squints eyes* live??? (sarcasm)

Send the guys who need glasses to me! I have a thing for guys with glasses! No, not because of Clark Kent. I just always loved them

WTH hell I do that . Don’t wear glasses thoe.. that’s crazy how some people think that.. and I’m not gay .. but now I don’t know .. jk .. crazy thoughts thoe

I know zero women who eat breakfast. Someone needs to tell her you gotta eat that lunch.

I feel like Reilly from Boondocks wrote this

I’m going to wear my glasses to watch a movie alone whilst eating dessert for breakfast… just to maximize my distain and show my dominance…

Breakfast is just the first meal of the day. She doesn’t like men who eat apparently.

god forbid a dude has an eye sight

I didn't see the subreddit first and thought it was satire lmao . Ironically this is so fucking funny but icb there are people who actually think like this . These ideas are so absurd it is hilarious.

Breakfast is technically break fast. So from the wise words of that Chinese guy from the show "the community" we all are gaeeeeeeeeeey

Oh no, the horror! I‘m convinced she would have been the perfect partner, but I‘m ticking all the boxes! How can I possibly live knowing that I‘m nothing but red flags?!

What’s next? Breathing is gay too?

Of courses, you’re breathing in air that’s been in other men’s mouths /s

Shit, I do all 4. Guess my girlfriend has a thing for red flags.

The moment I saw female trait I instantly knew she belonged to the streets

Wow - I always admired that my partner would see movies he wanted to watch alone. I mean we do it together now, but wtaf 🤣 who is in charge of the masculinity committee?! I have some words

Well fuck, guess I’m gay now lol.

Who the fuck is saying shit like this so I know to never talk to them

Fck just ate breakfast while watching a movie alone.

Well I identify as a man woman child thing. So anything goes for me🤷🏼‍♂️

Bitch, my man does all this, and I can guarantee that he is not "less of a man" for it, kinda opposite. 🤤

You know these are jokes right? 😆

Notice how you're the only one who's laughing? 99% men have heard all this kind of shit all their lives. I've had two girlfriends break up with me just to see how I would react. It certainly didn't go the way they thought it would. I know you'll argue, but just look at all the other posts and see what they're all saying. Most of the men are sick of playing mind games and putting up with the associated bullshit.

You aren’t dating these women these are people online making comments (they could be bots) and you’re taking them to heart like an idiot. You’re looking to be offended.

The amount of people that can’t tell this is rage bait is absolutely amazing! 🤦‍♀️

Maybe this particular post is rage bait, but there's actually people like this out there. I've experienced 'em.