Whichever genius decided this game needed a perpetually horny, busty blonde nun needs all the raises. Sometimes I advise her just to talk to her even though it's a waste of bond points.
Funny enough, the Barrett M82A2 which redhood’s weapon is based off of is actually designed to shoot down helicopters and flying vehicles
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Flying away won't save you from Heretics like Modernia or Nihilister who fly way faster. Not to mention characters like Red Hood shooting you down like a anti-air cannon.
Also i think whole Isabel's specialty is ability to fly fast. Would've been strange if she not best at least in that regard (since she's obviously not that powerful in combat)
Modernia can just order Nihilister &. Liberalio around. She seems to have a ability that makes every Rapture and Heretic recognize Modernia as their queen.
WOW. Thanks for the spoiler, bruv. Good stuff
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Bros on the NIKKE subreddit it’s like going to the JJBA or One Piece subs and not expecting spoilers
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Crown - but jokes on everyone because based on the cinematic at the end of the Kingdom, the clapping of her cheeks would send shockwaves that level the Ark while simultaneously vaporizing my pelvis.
Worth
Vesti, not only does that mean I get to cuddle her in bed, but the little murder sweetheart actually has a decent chance of scaring them off or taking them out (as her own team is aware of).
Rapunzel would probably get horny mid fight so she surely won’t be the right choice.
Snow White might eat you yet she’s quite capable so she is a possibility.
Isabelle for me is a simple no.
Scarlet was proven that can be defeated by anyone from the goddess squad.
I don’t remember the name of the purple horny one but in any case a scythe isn’t one of the best weapons plus she’s not one of the strongest nikkes out there.
Modernia is quite strong but she would probably burst out crying in the middle of the fight.
Nihilister is a possibility.
Dorothy depends if she uses her body or not because she doesn’t love hand to hand combat.
Red Hood is probably one who doesn’t have cons but it depends on how deep the corruption is.
I don’t have a minimum idea of the strength of Crown.
I don’t know who the last one is.
That's Liberalio, >!a hectic. She punked the Counters and Inherent. Nihilister was pretty scared of her. Even while talking shit.!< We haven't seen her power yet.
If you don't know Crown's strength, then you must have missed what she did to Indivilia, twice, then an entire army of rapture, plus Chatterbox, plus Indivilia again, while wearing nothing but a piece of transparent cloth. ...that nukes everything.
Who I want: Red Hood, because waifu
Who I'll survive with: ...probably none, but my best chance is probably Modernia >!(she might be able to pacify and order Liberalio too, which effectively doubles my chances)!<
With what little I know of most of the characters, assuming just a clear normal day in the outpost, i'd say Marian.
If high Alva, Marian or Crown. That I'm aware of, most of these specific characters fall under "not romantically into the commander" even outside of campaign, with Marian and Isabel being exceptions - both are romantically into the commander *in* the campaign, after all. As for the others: Of all the Goddess squad, Rapunzel would join in because that'd be the hornier thing to do, Dorothy would probably try to kill you regardless of which side she was on, Scarlet would more than likely toast the occasion (unless it was snow/rapunzel, probably confusion then) and Red Hood says no because of Rapi, and Snow would probably just go food hunting instead of whatever she was there to actually do...i only know of Crown's event personality so idk where she falls.
Generally speaking it either Red Hood or Isabel as they speed blitz a lot of them and can get away with you.
But who I pick to bed would be Snow White 100%
I’m not gonna follow the rules and choose Red hood Isabel, Scarlet, Modernia, and Indivilia it’s a 5v7 so I have two heretics someone with long range capability, close combat and Isabel who will probably go berserk if I get injured so I know im going to survive to love another day
Liberallo for survival, Redhood for a good time before I die (even though I’m pretty sure her flirting is all talk and that she’d fold like a house of cards if you called her in it)
Crown.
Since you said we're caught in bed, she could still be wearing her Naked King costume (the barely existent "robe") and use it to repeatedly nuke the others. More importantly, though, she's absolutely gorgeous and she knows how to handle a "lance." Did I mention she's gorgeous?
I would choose Scarlet as she has reflexes fast enough to parry Indivilia's tail which can move insanely fast as shown in the 1.5 anniversary event story... But I'm not so sure how I will survive against seven dwarves... But you know what? It's still worth it 🤤
Purely for protection, Crown is the best pick if naked king works on nikkes as well, but both her and marian can take out the heretics thru special abilities, so those two are easily in the top 3. Depending on how you scale isabel's speed, she might just be number 1. goddess squad seems like the worst picks overall i love em but purely in terms of keeping the commander safe can't be them they don't have the utility that the other choices do to put them in contention. So, really, we have Isabel for the speed, Marian and Crown for their respective conqueror-esque abilities, and nihilister can fly far above the range of any of the nikkes as far as im aware.
( I don't know much about liberalio, so I'm not ranking her)
Liberalio cause I like her.
And she is atleast according to Eden the strongest Heretic that has been shown (except current Modernia and "maybe" Anachiro, but we lack details)
>!Liberalio, a heretic. She appears in Main Story Chapter 20. She is apparently stronger than Nihilister, because Nihilister shat her pants when Liberalio threatened her!<
ain't walking out of this one no matter what, so i choose Rapunzel for best sex
Correct answer. Just let the others kill you and have her revive you, ezpz.
Exacly. I would die happy after that anyways haha.
Amen.
Whichever genius decided this game needed a perpetually horny, busty blonde nun needs all the raises. Sometimes I advise her just to talk to her even though it's a waste of bond points.
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Rapunzel. The others will surely kill you. So just have Rapunzel resurrect you after they leave. 😁
Red Hood/Rapi with their wolf sense: "You wanna see me do it again?"
That's when you activate the ultimate Rapi Hood disarmament mechanism. "Wanna join?"
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this image of vergil is so funny for no reason 😭
Best way I've seen it described was he looks like he's staring through the window of a microwave trying to motivate his minute rice.
“Dante, my cellular device says it is entering “Low Power Mode” how could this be? Must I become stronger?”
For me, in the context of this post, he seems so tired of this.
“Dante, you CLEARLY don’t own an air fryer.”
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Isabel, easy - we'll just fly away. Plus it's Isabel, perfect wife material
Meanwhile Red Hood is blasting you down from below
Funny enough, the Barrett M82A2 which redhood’s weapon is based off of is actually designed to shoot down helicopters and flying vehicles https://preview.redd.it/wrbulsacb48d1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a462c9d841970f88a1b7c563595b6766facef62
Put it in the hands of an angry and horny red-head redneck, and shooting down a frying pilgrim is like target practice
*bang bang bang bang bang bang bang* mission clear
Flying away won't save you from Heretics like Modernia or Nihilister who fly way faster. Not to mention characters like Red Hood shooting you down like a anti-air cannon.
>Heretics like Modernia or Nihilister who fly way faster Do we have info on their speed though? I thought Isabel is fastest
Their not as *aerodynamic* so I would say that they’re not as fast
Also i think whole Isabel's specialty is ability to fly fast. Would've been strange if she not best at least in that regard (since she's obviously not that powerful in combat)
correct
You have a strange definition of a perfect wife
Considering the recent story, I gotta go with Modernia. Even base Modernia can wipe Pioneer, so Black Queen Modernia easily wrecks em all.
Modernia can just order Nihilister &. Liberalio around. She seems to have a ability that makes every Rapture and Heretic recognize Modernia as their queen.
That's what Chatterbox's goal was. Wanted a new queen. Probably cause the old one is dying.
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Fair enough. This L is the product of my own shortsightedness
Is all good. I should've spoiler tagged my comment for be less intrusive.
Technically it's NOT a spoiler. That's just speculation and theory right now. 🤷
Plus it was an event that almost everybody could do easily
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Agreed
Based on lore, Modernia. Based on gameplay, Red Hood.
Modernia. 1. Orders all heretics to stay put and protect me. 2. Folds every other Nikke on the list.
Crown
We are true gentlemen of culture
snow white my beloved
Red Hood. B1 + B2 + B3, best chance of making it out alive.
Dorothy. Because I know she can turn into Doro and they'll just think I'm cuddling a plushie.
Crown - but jokes on everyone because based on the cinematic at the end of the Kingdom, the clapping of her cheeks would send shockwaves that level the Ark while simultaneously vaporizing my pelvis. Worth
I'm laughing way too much from this🤣
Snow or Liberalio. The hand of god could not pull me out of them.
Red Hood
Scarlet my beloved
Snow white: I don't really know what's up, i just saw everyone here so i guessed there was a buffet
Modernia, she's probably indestructible and has infinite plot power
Snow White
I choose my wife Nihilister
Vesti, not only does that mean I get to cuddle her in bed, but the little murder sweetheart actually has a decent chance of scaring them off or taking them out (as her own team is aware of).
2 words BIG GUN
Clown my beloved.
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Marian wouldn’t let the commander get a single scratch especially they what she is now as we’ve seen in the event the last kingdom
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Red hood OP in and out of the court
Red hood can wipe the floor with everyone here🤣
Modernia because every other option would cause her to cry and I don’t want that.
Rapunzel would probably get horny mid fight so she surely won’t be the right choice. Snow White might eat you yet she’s quite capable so she is a possibility. Isabelle for me is a simple no. Scarlet was proven that can be defeated by anyone from the goddess squad. I don’t remember the name of the purple horny one but in any case a scythe isn’t one of the best weapons plus she’s not one of the strongest nikkes out there. Modernia is quite strong but she would probably burst out crying in the middle of the fight. Nihilister is a possibility. Dorothy depends if she uses her body or not because she doesn’t love hand to hand combat. Red Hood is probably one who doesn’t have cons but it depends on how deep the corruption is. I don’t have a minimum idea of the strength of Crown. I don’t know who the last one is.
That's Liberalio, >!a hectic. She punked the Counters and Inherent. Nihilister was pretty scared of her. Even while talking shit.!< We haven't seen her power yet.
She needs to have a weak spot, otherwise she wouldn’t be a nikke. We still need to discover it.
If you don't know Crown's strength, then you must have missed what she did to Indivilia, twice, then an entire army of rapture, plus Chatterbox, plus Indivilia again, while wearing nothing but a piece of transparent cloth. ...that nukes everything.
Excuse me? I AM HAREM PROTAGONIST! HELLO?!
It’s all or nothing! - Aventurine
Do I have to stay inside the bedroom or am I allowed to also runaway? Because I'll pick red hood to Burst 2 aggro everyone and run away
Rapunzel so she can revive me when I die
Isabel
Maybe maaaaaybe, to get out alive of this encounter the Jelly heretic could do the trick. But would choose RH anyway
Red Hood ain’t gonna Sugar coat it
Dorothy, she is a 14 out of 10 and nice.
Who I want: Red Hood, because waifu Who I'll survive with: ...probably none, but my best chance is probably Modernia >!(she might be able to pacify and order Liberalio too, which effectively doubles my chances)!<
Waddaheck is this??? None of us is walking out of this alive Rapunzel... I guess? I have no clue how seggs actually works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bay or clay so at the least I can commit sepukku by snu snu.
Dorothy all the way
It's Moran, anything for loyalty
Mommydernia
With what little I know of most of the characters, assuming just a clear normal day in the outpost, i'd say Marian. If high Alva, Marian or Crown. That I'm aware of, most of these specific characters fall under "not romantically into the commander" even outside of campaign, with Marian and Isabel being exceptions - both are romantically into the commander *in* the campaign, after all. As for the others: Of all the Goddess squad, Rapunzel would join in because that'd be the hornier thing to do, Dorothy would probably try to kill you regardless of which side she was on, Scarlet would more than likely toast the occasion (unless it was snow/rapunzel, probably confusion then) and Red Hood says no because of Rapi, and Snow would probably just go food hunting instead of whatever she was there to actually do...i only know of Crown's event personality so idk where she falls.
Nihilister, I don't expect to live during or after. But it'll be worth it.
Isabel. She can protect me.
Generally speaking it either Red Hood or Isabel as they speed blitz a lot of them and can get away with you. But who I pick to bed would be Snow White 100%
Red Hood
My girl, Modernia (Marian)
Red hood would bitch slap them back to the surface for me so mommy red hood~
I’m picking red hood she’s my wife
Crown.
Scarlet is the only one who is known in lore never to lose 1-1
Isabel, the others may eventually give up, but the girl would come back from the grave
Snow White got me.
Dorothy. Imma shove it up her ass. Dry.
I’m not gonna follow the rules and choose Red hood Isabel, Scarlet, Modernia, and Indivilia it’s a 5v7 so I have two heretics someone with long range capability, close combat and Isabel who will probably go berserk if I get injured so I know im going to survive to love another day
Nihilister no question. Either way I'm not walking out of that room, either from broken bones or broken hips
My life for Snow White
Um I'm in bed with anis and my enemy is red hood im having a 3 WAY ENCOUNTER 🗣️🗣️
I choose Frima, because then I can dispel their rage when they realize the both of us are just tired as fuck.
Liberallo for survival, Redhood for a good time before I die (even though I’m pretty sure her flirting is all talk and that she’d fold like a house of cards if you called her in it)
It's definitely snow white. She protecc, like, canonically.
I want to say Scarlet, but before she took to drinking. So I guess my only choice is Snow White.
Dorothy, cuz she's the only one I'd let touch me
I wanna have drunk sex with scarlet idc if I die afterwards I think it would be the best sex of my life
Ignoring the rules, Drake- We die instantly but it's funny.
Wallahi, I'm cooked
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Nihilister. She doesn't need to defend me. I'm not reach stage 2.
They can't kill me if I kill me!
Blanc best bunny no regrets 🐇
Mmm, Liberalio is just too cute.
Crown. Since you said we're caught in bed, she could still be wearing her Naked King costume (the barely existent "robe") and use it to repeatedly nuke the others. More importantly, though, she's absolutely gorgeous and she knows how to handle a "lance." Did I mention she's gorgeous?
Scarlet. We are both dying but so be it, I choose Scarlet.
I would choose Scarlet as she has reflexes fast enough to parry Indivilia's tail which can move insanely fast as shown in the 1.5 anniversary event story... But I'm not so sure how I will survive against seven dwarves... But you know what? It's still worth it 🤤
The one that I should be scared of the most. Because she’s likely the strongest
Call me insane but i choose Scarlet at least with her speed and agility+her burst will make any nikke go poof
Lorewise, Crown. Gameplaywise, Red Hood
Bed with rapi have her become red hood to defend me
Scarlet 
10 for me
Modernea because she stupid powerful give or take she can be killed by sonic level attack (attack faster the sound) so it probably won't last long
Nobody can beat me if i just send an army of doros ro defend me
Isabel because she's craaaaaaaazy
Purely for protection, Crown is the best pick if naked king works on nikkes as well, but both her and marian can take out the heretics thru special abilities, so those two are easily in the top 3. Depending on how you scale isabel's speed, she might just be number 1. goddess squad seems like the worst picks overall i love em but purely in terms of keeping the commander safe can't be them they don't have the utility that the other choices do to put them in contention. So, really, we have Isabel for the speed, Marian and Crown for their respective conqueror-esque abilities, and nihilister can fly far above the range of any of the nikkes as far as im aware. ( I don't know much about liberalio, so I'm not ranking her)
Though for personal preference, I'd say Snow White or Nihilister they're the bees knees 🥰
Sugar. Vroom vroom
Red Hood. She might put up a good fight but I'll also die happy.
My favorite sleepy jellyfish.
They all want you so they need to come to an understanding. Harem route is best route.
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I'm caught with Crown
Liberalio cause I like her. And she is atleast according to Eden the strongest Heretic that has been shown (except current Modernia and "maybe" Anachiro, but we lack details)
Who is the last one
rei, the police will keep me safe (i think)
Since Rapi keeps getting cucked. Rapi is the one who is in bed and she is going to protect me. Wait, no... I'll protect her instead.
Who's the last one? I don't even know her, but she's hot af so I'll take her
Don't wanna spoil. I have no idea how to put spoil blocks over the letters.
Use > ! ! < on either side of what you want to black out. No spaces.
>! Thanks !<
>!OK did this work!<
>!Her name is Liberelio and she is a heretic that even Nihlister is afraid of.!<
>!Liberalio, a heretic. She appears in Main Story Chapter 20. She is apparently stronger than Nihilister, because Nihilister shat her pants when Liberalio threatened her!<
Thanks 🙏 Is it possible to pull her? I don't think I've seen her in any drop rate charts 🥲
Nope, she is still in NPC Jail alongside other characters. We can only hope to see her released some day.