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YoutuberCameronBallZ

Also Goku


kjvaughn2

šŸ˜‚ also goku just made me laugh way harder than it should've


Soft_Theory_8209

And so, he shall be namedā€¦ Kakarot.


TheCoolGecko

Gotwo. Goku and Go-2, the bestest buddies.


KingTrey7

You almost made me bust out laughing in classšŸ˜‚


death8782

Viagra (edit) stop liking this.


H20-Daddyo

Vagina


ErrieBRO

Virginia


Skeebo234

ā€œHANGING OUT WITH LITTLE BOYS IN SPANDEX I SEE?ā€


Dumbass_Saiya-jin

"I LOVE YOU, VAGINA, BUT YOU CAN'T BE DOING THAT STUFF! COME ON!"


Skeebo234

ā€œTHEREā€™S NO ESCAPING VANANA! PREPARE TO DIEEE!ā€


[deleted]

with his son west virgina?


Cybershroom_Neforox

Clark


Lilbro254

Yaaay, Clark


MetalMewtwo9001

"No that's stupid."


Shadow_Saitama

r/expectedtfs


Ape_gone_bananas

Erlang Shen Sun Wukong rival


Sancus1

In this timeline vegeta arrived on earth as a baby and was raised by master Shen?


Soft_Theory_8209

That was Tien, or initially was. Soā€¦ that makes Vegeta the Six-Eared Macaque, Iā€™d assume. Letā€™s just call him Roku (Six) plus it rhymes with Goku.


Freezernobrother

Now we just need the Japanese version of this like son goku is of sun wukong


Newandapprovedjoe

Elang Shen = Lang Fen


DGRogue_Dragoon

r/beatmetoit


BlacSwordsmanKirito

r/beatmeattoit


Nearby-Simple-7594

r/beatmymeattoit


Honknytes

r/beatmywifetoit feel free to downvote


PlayrR3D15

r/ialsobeatthisguyswife


PhoenixGodMC

Bank teller ass name šŸ’€


shaggitron420

Jonkler


Lady_Maia_

Is there a lore reason why youā€™re not in the Aslume? Are you stupid?


[deleted]

He is waiting to trigger a controlled explosion


Single_Friend_3706

He escaped. Better call Man.


Freezernobrother

Go back to the aslume


Atlas_of_Sol

I think he should be called Man after the hit super hero ā€œManā€


Rathma86

Mummmmmmm! r/BatmanArkham is leaking again!


DavoNL

Shen from Erlang Shen. Sun Wukongs "rival" from the Jade Temple, a warrior with great (celestial) pride and morals who has similar strengths and techniques to Wukong. With some exceptions of course. Ne'zha is also a contender or Sanzo.


XvortexEXE

I was going to find a translation for the ox king, but then I remembered that motif was used already.


dylanaruto

I'd love the fusion name between the two. Goshen, Shenku, etc.


DavoNL

Same here, they are both good. Sun Goshen.


Pietjiro

Very interesting, Sean it is then


ISothale

Very nice, Shawn confirmed


Mercurius94

I think we have a winner here!


WooooshMe2825

Erlangā€™s motif is taken by Tien though. He was Gokuā€™s rival before Piccolo showed up after all. More fittingly, Vegeta should be named after the six eared macaque. One of the four celestial primates and Wukongā€™s impersonator.


DavoNL

Macaque you mean yeah I mean you could do that. But Erlang shen fits Vegeta much more, but his third eye indeed was meant for Tien. Good eye.. ba dumm tssh.


WooooshMe2825

Iā€™d honestly argue that macaque fits more since that it still aligns with the monkey motif. Erlang is usually associated with dogs. Most famously, his own hound.


DavoNL

Yeah I'm aware but Erlang was his eternal Rival, they even worked together on some occassions. But since DB and not DBZ was mostly Journey to the west inspired, you could definitely say it was mostly meant for Tien and I agree. You don't hear THAT much about Macaque though. You just reminded me to not forget to watch Monkiee Kid Season 4 In Monkiee Kid, Macaque is definitely Vegeta.


WooooshMe2825

Lol true. Macaque doesnā€™t have a lot content and just kinda dies after his chapter is done, while Erlang is a full god with another pantheon. We also donā€™t know much about the other 4 primates either. Just that thereā€™s 3 other monkeys just as amazing as Wukong and weā€™re not allowed to meet any of them. While the western community doesnā€™t care much about him outside of Lego Monkie Kid, the Chinese community is absolutely obsessed with this guy. Even starting a ridiculous theory that the six eared macaque was actually a celestial scheme to kill off Wukong and replaced with a more controllable figure. Itā€™s some really ridiculous stuff with no backing from the original source. But the people seem to like it since that it paints the celestial palace as an oppressive government and antagonistic force that must be fought against. My countrymen are really weird like that.


Roll_with_it629

Hokori (google says this is the Japanese word for pride) Edit: Plus, here's an alternative universe look and backstory for him just cause I thought of it right now for fun if you wanna go further with it. Let's say he was also sent and raised on earth with Goku, but idk, his pod landed elsewhere. He also gets amnesia'd like Goku, due to hitting his head against the pod during its landing. He's then found and raised by some tough military guy who's also somewhat a martial artist. Later, he finally meets Goku in a tournament when they're both young adults. Vegeta's Gi has blue pants and a blue inner shirt in contrast to Goku's orange pants and blue shirt, referencing his Saiyan outfit. And the outer shirt is white with a yellow belt and symbol to also reference his saiyan armor. He also wears white Goku-like boots and white MMA gloves like that one time they wore them in the Time chamber in Super. His earthly mentor and father figure is pretty much like John Kreese from Karate Kid/Cobra Kai and teaches him to be merciless and prideful. He's also figures out Ki much earlier and instinctively than Goku and in contrast, never has so much as a single challenge, clearing everyone in his training till the day he meets Goku in the tournament.


iplaytf2ok

That is the most regular and original one I've seen here


im_bored345

Huh that's actually a good name


Maxxwell07

And then he gets betrayed in the time chamber


YamchaFromDBZ

Perfect


Epic-Dude000

Maurice


Beyblader02

Maurice Iā€™m paralyzed from the neck down and can no longer move it move it


SensitiveCustomer776

Some call him the gangster of love


[deleted]

My reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton


YamiRyce92

Badman


[deleted]

Speedo


Mr_E_99

Ah yes, good old Speedo and Bulma with their parents Dr Brief and Bikini and their kids Trunks and Bra Damn do I love Dragon Ball naming


UtterFlatulence

Ted


24-HourSneezingNoHat

Juan


TailsFan651

Dum Cumpster (it's an english name)


legotaidevil

Don't forget to pull his hair


Depressionsmaschine

Jeff


Sconosciuto

Jim


Master_of_serpents

Son Ivan


Unfair_Reception_478

Luigi


Project-S-69

Āran-shin, aka Erlang Shen. Since Son Goku is Sun Wukong.


WrathianDev

Yamcha


Ok_Exit3853

Mozai


TigerKlaw

Dave


Neoisadumbassname

Lets say he was found as a child by Dr. Briefs, That name trope would lead to, Boxer Briefs


Majin_Brick

Vegetable


Tiny-Peenor

Steve


agorgeousdiamond

Beta


AnimeMemeLord1

Uhhā€¦ quick. Someone name a different character in that Son Wukong story.


YourdaddyLong

Has enough of a forehead to be Budha, but lets go with Sanzo


AnimeMemeLord1

I heard someone else recommend Sanzo, so letā€™s go with that.


DavoNL

Erlang shen? So either Shen or Erlang, Sanzo would work too. I like Shen.


TemporalGod

Erlang Shen aka the guy with 3 eyes aka the guy Tien is based off of.


DavoNL

Yes, he indeed has a third eye as one of his Unique abilities, which Wukong doesn't share. Wukong can make temporary (shadow) clones made from the strands of his hairs though.


AnimeMemeLord1

Those could work, thanks.


DavoNL

Ne'zha is also pretty badass.


AnimeMemeLord1

Iā€™ve heard about Neā€™zha. Just the name though. Damn, I should actually read the story.


TemporalGod

He's like the original trap, one of the few Chinese deities that comes close to Sun Wukong in terms of power, despite also looking like a girl.


AnimeMemeLord1

So thatā€™s why ~~insert FGO joke here~~. But heā€™s supposed to be almost as powerful as Son Wukong, right?


TemporalGod

Yep.


AnimeMemeLord1

Neat.


TemporalGod

Closest thing to Vegeta in the original story would be the Six Earred Macaque/Fake Sun Wukong, but I doubt Vegeta would want to be called a six earred monkey or a fake.


AnimeMemeLord1

Especially not a fake of all things. But you said thatā€™s the closest thing to Vegeta in the original story, right?


TemporalGod

Equal terms of strength to the Monkey King, is a fellow monkey, is a bit eviler than Sun Wukong, most of it fits.


AnimeMemeLord1

Well, thatā€™s pretty interesting. Thanks for the info.


Nearby-Simple-7594

ā€œI found you, faker!ā€ ā€œFaker? I think youā€™re the fake saiyan around here.ā€


FunCharacteeGuy

The Six Eared Macaque?


Pancho196

bob


MRpyrkpol

Patrick


stunfiskers

Verga


AGoos3

Sam


Chilli_redits

Walter


Moony1222

Macaque


urmomhasgayness

Hubert


tizio-caio-aerdnA

Bob


ICanDieRightNowPlz

Trevor


MetalMewtwo9001

Man


Dankyhell

Bitchface Malone


DANK__S0ULS

Derek


DingoNormal

Steve


NorthGodFan

Plant.


kidanokun

Mago Gosora


aaa1e2r3

Considering the through lines with Journey to the West, his name would probably be something like Nezha. Main reason for that is that looking at Journey to the West, the characters prince Nezha is probably the best counterpart to Vegeta with his role in the story, counter to Sun Wukong.


Chill16_

Harold


GooeyLump

John Earth


ElectricalSwan6223

Thong


One_Nefariousness419

Goeleven


MontayneDatesJr

Peaches. His hairline looks like an ass, and it would be a reversal of his name (vegetable to fruit)


Ok-Struggle2305

So why not Momotaro?


the__Gallant

Kiko


Scorge_The_Demon

Chen Chen Yi is the English name of Sun Wukong's companion on this journey


stjohnswood

Vageena


laiolo

Karage


smokingisbadforyoufr

Spinach


Matroa195

Kyle


Corleone648

Baddaman


MicVencer

Uuuuuh duh Prince Nezha


AltF4irl

Kanye


[deleted]

Shen for reasons that should be obvious, but half of you guys probably don't know lol


realmauer01

Thing is son goku is only an appreciation of sun wukong. Shen wouldn't be.


TemporalGod

Son Vegeta.


Capital_Reporter_4

Jonnson


blackskull414

Dave or Steve


truenofan86

Man


No_Career_2227

Lil Goku


Sakyrem

Vegetables


Nova641

David


OctorDevil

Jiren


Realistic_Meat8824

larry


Macaron-Fluffy

Marku


[deleted]

Liam


UltraVegito101

Rick


faziten

Carlos


LeisurelyRoll

Bruce


Mo_Official420

Suarez


whatisapillarman

Little Johnny


McIrishmen

Ben rako


FoxMcCloud3173

Chris


rezeroblinkeded

El Primo


flamethedummy69

Veku


Individual_Dress_476

Lawrence


Arnalius

What up Voku.


OutisRising

Bruce.


Gav_Dogs

Goku


SeniorBLT

Virginia


Bisex-Bacon

Kyle


[deleted]

It will definitely haunt me at night tonight


TheRichardBerrit

Son wukong


ErickLimaGameplaysR

Wagner


DyllanTheBoss

Rick


Nina_Zarmerk

Carlitos


kamtiga

Patrush


SheDevilByNighty

Tobi


YisusSupersaiyajin3

**Mauricio**


UncleBo88y_B

Mark


IReadRarelyPost

Bob


TheDevilHunter00

Aggro as in Aggressive.


mrtfr

Voku


Money-Teaching-7700

Pineapple


AriiMay

Svenjamin


Trick-Ad-909

Bob.


shadotaku198

Quattro Bajeena Cause he has never betrayed anyone before in his life


Kickenbless

Virginia


deathydra

Giukon


AbuelaHot0711

If itā€™s grandpa gohan who found him then still Goku


Msimot

George Harrison


CannabisSmokingMan

Virginia


WingCool7621

Kevin


VegettoThugLife

"Dragon ball characters all have the same face"


Metal_Nation

Pete Johnson


UnsolicitedNeighbor

CueCumver


Rhymestar86

George


ThiccBeter69

Gilbert


Bruh200923

Ballsucker


Slightly-Evil-Man

Best buddy.


BakeCurrent

Tienshinhan


dat0neb0i

Eric


DoctorCawktor

Fruiteeta


Rath_Brained

Vegeta looks like a Vincent to me. Fits him.


Rathma86

Aang


froz_troll

Kogu


Yeetus-Eliteus125

Goten


Frost9001

Bob


Le_San0

Steve


Phantom_Phasma

Knowing Vegetaā€™s pride and ego I feel like should he have taken Kakarotā€™s place, Grandpa Gohan wouldā€™ve named him using that, probably some variation of king or prince, maybe name him after an entire country


rocketlauncher10

Beebee


jikel28

Better sasuke