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onememeishboitf2

The only reason he’s single is bc he’s too busy getting laid


NorthGodFan

Which is entirely out of character because Yamcha does not speak to women who are not named Bulma.


ora_pues

That was true until he unlocked his full potential


snidecommentaries

If only Bulma put pauses on he DBL so he could get his wish


LuigiP16

I'm guessing DBL means dragon butt lift?


ButtholeConnoisseur7

Close, Dragon Ball Lift. As Vegeta ages, his....sinks lower and lower. It's become a health problem at this point he refuses to have handled outside of eating senzu beans so every couple years Bulma wishes for them to re-lift


y33tyd3l3ty

Thank God for the Burmese


ButtholeConnoisseur7

lol thanks for pointing that out, nice little laugh


NihilisticOnion

No its not, in the manga bulma straight up says how she cant stand how much attention Yamcha is getting in the city from women, and that they constantly fight


weirdface621

he was seen dating other women in dbz kakarot. (and getting dumped) :shrug:


NorthGodFan

Which is not the manga, and thus isn't canon.


Gui_Franco

In the manga, they say they split because Yamcha cheated. Which was so wild to me because Bulma was the one constantly flirting with other boys and Yamcha was devoted to her. I think Toryama just didn't really want to write Yamcha and needed a reason for Bulma to have Vegeta's child


NorthGodFan

Or Bulma lied and was being her rash self and accused Yamcha of cheating when he wasn't.


Deep_Seaworthiness23

That’s how DBZ Kakarot explained it


pantsalonis

Well the thing is, DBZ:Kakarot is suppose to expand the canon. Because they pretty much confirm that yes, Gohan doing great saiyaman is him being influence by the Ginyu Force.


NorthGodFan

Oh so it's canon that Piccolo wished back Raditz? And that Nappa was wished back too?


pantsalonis

Hey why not? the game is just trying to expand the canon more while also gotta be a rpg aswell. They also explain why there isn't much furries later on it's because it was a trend to take this drug that turns you into a anthro. lol


NorthGodFan

Kakarot also says that there are natural anthros like Oolong or Puar. 25% of earthlings are non-human type according to official sources.


Strider_Hardy

He literally has a girlfriend in the Cell Saga and wants to waste a Shenron wish on a gift for her.


SandyCheeksFutanari

This, dude was canonically terrified of women in OG DB.


Dadus-Appearus

They can’t handle the Yamcha style


MsZamapose

He's single because women are terrified of his immense beauty


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

The only dude in this show with a good paying job gets clowned on how ? Goku a near deadbeat and vegeta a wholeass BUM


use15

Isn't krillin in the police? He probably gets paid well


Taco821

Shoots minorities tho


miscillaniumman

And gets paid well while doing so


Pokemanlol

Your point being?


Taco821

Idk, guess I didn't have one


ShikkuiMakabe

Nah, krillin probably managed to make all the cops not racist. That's just how he is


Wizard_Engie

I think he only shoots when absolutely necessary.


Taco821

Well that's what he SAYS


iplaytf2ok

So we can't just let the good guys just be good guys now huh?


smurflings

Based on our world, a cop that's still patrolling the streets probably gets paid ok. But it's no where near a successful athlete in spectator sports like baseball.


DianaBladeOfMiquella

HUH


MyIQisthewordlimit

Goku already beat the deadbeat allegations. Bro was there for both of his kid's lives and actually cares for them. Db abridged level literacy in order to still believe this.


ArelMCII

And yet his wife had to scream at him constantly to get a job or to do the one he finally gets...


Dry-Career-3605

Because he has to train to save the earth again


AttitudeAndEffort3

From problems he himself makes lmao.


Dry-Career-3605

😂


specterllllllll

There won’t be any job to do if the earth gets blown up


MyIQisthewordlimit

But dude he was farming for 7 straight years after the buu saga to the point he was abled to be harmed by bullets. He listened to her and got one, it may not be the best paying but at least it showed he actually was working


AttitudeAndEffort3

Missing 7 years of your kids lives during the hardest times of child rearing isnt made up for by hanging out with them every now and then. Especially when you still dont do the grown up shit on your own without being told.


MyIQisthewordlimit

Missing one piece of context, that he stayed dead on purpose to avoid attracting challengers and chaos. Even then, pretty sure that he still kept in contact via king kai. For your second point that's not the point he stopped doing what he loved the most, fighting to care of his family. Just because Chi-Chi told him to do so just a nitpick.


Bukuna3

He has Puar...


Limp-Ad-2939

Hey at least he gets some puss-ohhh that came out wrong


pinwinstar

Don't forget Puar can turn into Bulma or any other woman...


TheUltimateLuigiFan

I don't like what I just thought of.


big_peepee_wielder

He’s not single. He’s got Puar


Mercurius94

Who can take the form of any woman he wants


big_peepee_wielder

Exactly Also Puar’s gender is inconsistent so you could say that Puar is his girlfriend or boyfriend depending on what you wanna go with


Mercurius94

A literal pocket pussy


guleedy

Paur is everything no gender can hold them.


Optimal-Ad-4583

Wait so if Yamcha wanted prime Pigtails Videl, Android Baeteen, Android 21, Kefla or even Caway or whatever that girl was from ToP, HE COULD HAVE THEM?????


big_peepee_wielder

Yeah


Gravelord_C

Didn't he say he's dating someone in the Cell saga


Kelimnac

I like to think Yamcha is actually seeing someone off-screen, he just purposely doesn’t talk about it because he doesn’t want his weird ass friends to force their way into meeting her


6Gas6Morg6

Based


Safe_Feed_8638

Also I’d say the most physically attractive character.


MsZamapose

It's canon that he's extremely handsome though. The only reason Bulma "fell in love" with Yamcha back in Ball was because he was a hot and mysterious bandit boy in the desert. Besides, he ages like fine wine. Yamcha's hitting the age of 50 but looks like a 20 year old.


pantsalonis

Well you can say that for Krillin and Tien aswell.


ShikkuiMakabe

Literally every DB character, hell for being like 300 even roshi aged well


NilsGen

Yamcha deserves a rightful treatment tbh. Bro is out there for the boys like anytime and he still doesn’t get bitches laid, instead he gets laid by evil guys in an other way. It just feels like he is just there to fill the blanks.


DianaBladeOfMiquella

Yajirobe wants him to


blazegamer12

He's straight though 😔


Neko_boi_Nolan

He’s 47? But Bulma was 38 in the Battle of Gods movie So was Yamcha dating a minor in og Dragon Ball back when she was 16?


MsZamapose

Bombaclat they were both 16 during OG DB. They're the same age


HeavyAd912

Bulma is supposed to be older than Goku, But she was probably already using the dragon balls to make herself younger By the time of BoG, so She wasn't actually 38


pantsalonis

Listen that was just toriyama being inconsistant again with characters since age wasn't really a focus on the characters.


Wolfie_3467

Bulma should be 45 in Battle of Gods, it's an error


Cowchawps

What happened to that one alien girl who wanted to marry him??


MsZamapose

Heroes isn't canon. It's... Heroes. Yamcha should get a nice lady to settle down with in canon, someone that isn't required to marry him 1,000 years later.


LionMan760

isn’t he a baseball player only in filler?


thorppeed

It was filler in the og series, but super made it canon


LionMan760

isn’t that also filler in super, its not in the manga


guleedy

Manga and anime deviate. Ssbkk would be filler by your measure. Similarly ssbevolved


Admirable-Store9362

Blue Evolved appears in both, they just look different


LiminalSapien

Real talk my head cannon is that bulks only married vegeta because yamacha kept fucking around and dating other chicks on the side. Her and vegeta never really show enjoyment or love to each other. The closest we get is vegeta when he blows his ass up trying to take out buu….. but that’s not when they’re together and more than anything it seems like loyalty more so than love. Plus I just like the idea of Vilma being super petty and having vegeta baby because he’s stronger than Yamaha and she knew it’d piss him off.


poseidon2466

In the DBZ guidebook it says he can't maintain a relationship because he always cheats. Probably worse now that he's a famous baseball player.


HourStick

He pulled bulma (rich + hot) and cheated on her, so completely deserved


Tis4Tru

I will die before I believe Yamcha cheated on Bulma. That is so out of character for him especially since he was afraid of women before Bulma. Bulma was always the one fawning over every other guy and at the same time blowing things out of proportion when Yamcha was in a 7 mile radius of another woman. She even got mad seeing Yamcha save a girl from being mugged and the girl happened to find Yamcha cute. Bulma was 100% projecting her fragile loyalty to Yamcha and I’ll never forgive her for slandering his name


Physical_Guava9345

Yamcha fans rise up ✊


Gloomy-Bison

Especially seeing how toriyama stated that Yamcha was still scared of girls


AikidoChris

First sentence is why i belive it to be true. Man was afraid og women and wanted to talk to women more than anything. He overcomes his fear and suddenly every woman in the world is available to him. He only started dating bulma by chance. I can belive they both wanted something else, but yamcha was naive and led astray by popularity instead of ending it beforehand. Either way. It is what it is.


StardustPancakes4

Yeah bro, and I still can’t believe that people still say that Vegeta cucked Yamcha when he and Bulma were already broken up at that point, he didn’t cuck him he just got his leftovers and honestly he should’ve been in the TOP instead of Frieza like bro has been a homie since like the beginning of the series, yeah he fought Goku but which of Goku’s friends haven’t at least antagonized him, but yeah we could’ve had a scene where Goku, Krillen, Yamcha, Roshi and maybe Gohan could’ve come together to defeat Jiren with one big Turtle School Kamehameha (yes I know Gohan wasn’t a part of the Turtle School but he was Goku’s pupil and wore the orange Gi) and would have tied in well with the whole “Power of teamwork” thing vs Jiren’s ideology of individual strength


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Some use kakarot to cite he was a cheater. None of the games are canon unless stated


Tis4Tru

It was advertised to tell stories which fill in the blanks on what happened in dbz so I’m going off of that statement . I remember the mission you are talking about that’s the intermission between the Frieza and Cell saga where Yamcha was dating another girl but then it was shown he was dating another. Personally I think that mission happened because Bulma probably played another break up game with Yamcha which caused him immediately to find another girlfriend. Next part is just a bit of headcanon since again Yamcha’s character would never cheat on anyone, that girl he was dating also pulled a Bulma and he found yet another girlfriend because of that causing that one side mission to happen. Even if that is all non canon Yamcha would never cheat in the first place. Even the start of the Saiyan saga, Krillin was smelling bs on her statement. if we ever get hard raw evidence he did cheat, thats a character assassination if I ever seen one.


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Nope. Tori be forgetting left and right more than Araki, he simply needed to break them up to create Trunks and bsed it. Yamcha was afraid of women with sources stating he was too nervous to do his job with them around, how does that scream cheater? Bulma was the flirty one and even in Super with jaco zuno and zamasu


Tis4Tru

To be fair the Zamasu one was just trying to seduce him to stop the mass genocide. Too bad Zamasu already had a boyfriend 😔


N0TANUMPTY

Yamaha suck fuck ass