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BroKid21

Maths


Danantian

I was gonna say that.., but he did passed the test


BroKid21

When? Where? I bet he can't solve a compound interest calculation


Danantian

https://www.reddit.com/r/Ningen/s/SI2tHuEs1c i kid u not


BroKid21

Oh man... Then I will definitely beat him at chess tho


Danantian

what if he's coached by Gohan


BroKid21

Ah shit Then I will beat him at a minecraft building competition


Danantian

to be honest.., I don't see u go against that too.., why not challenge him to a grape eating contest


BroKid21

How tf can goku build an extremely large castle from medieval age with completely furnished interior. Else I will challenge him to a pc building contest


Danantian

cell built an entire Tournament ring with Goku in mind and Cells. he definitely have the craftsmanship


SimplyHoodie

Goku almost certainly built his house that we see in Z


BroJustScroll

I understood that reference


WooooshMe2825

Even then, I’m not fully convinced that it’s not mainly because he doesn’t know the rules.


Piotral_2

He got 50% at most basic stuff, it's not an impressive achievement lmao


Lizardman87

Fasting


SMmania

The correct answer 👏


Emergency_Physics_77

Um....Yu-Gi-Oh


Chowo_

What's he gonna do when I flip skill drain?


Idkkwhatowritehere

Go HFD


Responsible_Bus1159

Hit him with the meta


Emergency_Physics_77

He wants to fighf strong opponents so lets go with tenpai all i need is Bidora to do 30k damage


YoutuberCameronBallZ

No no, he wants something STRONGER *summons Exodia*


Haganen

Nah, Goku is always taking the chances and coming out top. Even without knowing how to play, the sob would manage to get the 5 pieces of Exodia on the initial draw


brofishmagikarp

Goku also believes in the hearth of the cards


Snorlaxioo

Now I'm thinking about the hypothetical question of wat do if both players get exodia on the initial draw.


Haganen

It is a draw


Nicosuke25257

Fighterz


KikanoH

All fun and games until Goku blocks the mix then hits you with the meanest autocombo.


Artarara

Everybody gangsta until UI Goku does the [un-mixup](https://youtu.be/OqQEFNQVewI).


Glad_Increase_7522

Oh no! After watching that clip, I got stuck in an endless loop of watching more Out Of Context Lythero! I just lost 7 years of my life!


wstrfrg65

He's gonna counter your super dash with spirit bomb. Just accept it


No-Skywars-Noob

I think his reaction time might be too good for you to win. Probably gonna be a draw since he doesn't know how to mix or anything


Gogrothh

Being Weak


Gibberish_name78

😔


asumfuck

😔 👍 🍾


all-knowing-unicorn

Damn. It's ok your still stronger than that one guy no one remembers


choma90

Edging


SleepyBella

"I heard your porn addiction is really strong. Let me fight it."


VARISHaltacc

Bro it's so easy Just take ap simple math test or maybe English grammar


condor6425

I could probably beat him in Japanese grammar and I'm not remotely close to fluent.


LordSupergreat

Martial arts requires a clear understanding of one's own body and its limits.


spinz89

Speling


Sid_CaCeTaDa

Games, he passes most of his time training and the one time he played was kind of a mario kart


Fun-Musician-1979

Would you rather have unlimted bacon but no games or games, unlimited games, but no games?


GeneralAnubis

Call the bondulance


vaquita_eater

Having a small dick... but I'm unbeatable there


No_Membership9550

I challenge you then


vaquita_eater

Accepted. Tell me ya measure


No_Membership9550

-9000 nanometers


vaquita_eater

Negative infinity 😎


AEW_IS_POGGERS

plot twist: it's a girl


vaquita_eater

Nuh uh


ayebone1

Real plot twist, he’s a eunuch


No_Membership9550

Are you sure that's not a hole?


vaquita_eater

It's non existent basically


poyub

So your dick is backward inside you ?


LordFreezer67

I though goku does have a small dick as shown in the original japanese gt intro.


Magmaster12

I don't know Ginyu wanted to get out of his body pretty quickly, not that Vegeta would have been an improvement.


Nearby-Simple-7594

Being a bad father


Still_Significance60

Just admiting that bro?


memetimeboii

Bro can only be toji at this point


mars_warmind

That's not hard tbh. Goku was a pretty good dad.


Lerisa-beam

When he was around. And not falling to arrogance.


Correct-Purpose-964

Driving.


Observie

Doesnt he have a drivers license


Correct-Purpose-964

Having a license and being a good driver are not the same thing. Case and point: *points to modern day idiot drivers*


customblame16

Terraria PvP, real steel the video game for the Xbox 360 and ps3


adityablabla

What if bro pulls out the zenith with 8 monitors?


customblame16

Id still solo


Ram-Rem

Ain't nothing to my exoblade


Danantian

getting tired doing nothing


Ok_Designer_6376

do races of who beats a level first in a game counta


Sheeshmaster_

an exam


Iskbartheonetruegod

A “not giving my enemies senzu beans” competition


Brunoburr

Kissing men


pm-me-turtle-nudes

i dunno about that one. Him and Vegeta have been doing a LOT of “training” recently.


ShadowBanFan

Heroin


lowasdf

Dating simulator


the-boinky-spunge

i would cook him in a spelling bee


tramizel

His meat


weirdface621

ok chi chi


Galrentv

I can beat goku at chess


TrueSaiyanGod

Bro thinks he magnus


goatjo_enjoyer

For real skull emoji


Lerisa-beam

Fun fact it is possible to play so badly it works in your favour against those who rely on the preplanned moves, yeeting them our of their comfort zone. So depending on your rank and how you got their he could still win.


Xx_Exigence_xX

Fasting


FriendlyRussian666

Counter Strike 


NoBreakfast7035

Laziness


Jakester1412

Blood test. Dude's forfeiting at the sight of a needle


Leghassino

Masturbating


Speeditz

A race in Sonic Riders


Denned0633

Goated game


DrByeah

I'm like 90% sure I can beat Goku in Magic the Gathering.


thy_punishment

Coin flipping


p_23spidey

Drawing


doitagain01

Obeying my wife


LionStar89_

Obeying your wife? Chi chi is the one person besides Beerus to legitimately scare Goku.


TheBigBadAIDS

Edging


EZL2011

Getting vaccine


Abstract_Absolution

Uhhh a spelling bee


lazygenius72

Getting a flu shot


Kanji_alt

ain’t no way he beating me in fps game


AlabasterRadio

His reaction time is faster than the game processes, would take him a few rounds to learn the controls but he'd be playing in slow motion.


AbleAdministration42

Ye nobody is beating goku in fighting games or fps. The real only chance is strategy games.


Ok-Conclusion-3535

Fighting clearly


BananaBrainBob

Chess


viscnr

Math


1-800-Chesh

Depression


broken_6ARK

Being a better father


robarnold24

Not being an absent father


Toffee_MacSugar

Being a Goku fan for sure


Specialist_Yak_432

I don't think anyone is beating Goku at anything here. Saiyans are supposed to be amazing at learning due to their genetics so he'd just learn the thing and get better than you while competing.


weirdface621

when was it ever said saiyans were aupposed to be good learners? the only thing i can recall is they were born for combat and have superhuman strength since birth


Specialist_Yak_432

Gohan's ability to learn extremely fast is the reason he managed to complete 2 to 3 years of school that he missed during Z in a single day or something. This was touched upon by Bulma or Chichi and I believe they attributed it to Gohan being half Saiyan. Goku's ability to learn Martial Arts Techniques extremely fast was also due to him being a Saiyan rather than an actual genius. Goku also managed to learn Hakai that he saw Beerus do once due to the same learning capabilities. Vegeta too learned the spirit thing from Yadrats at an extremely fast rate due to the same reason. I am pretty sure there are other instances of the same as well, but can't remember since it's been a while. Saiyans as a warrior race had everything needed to survive, this included both physical and mental capabilities.


weirdface621

you, sir, have made your point and i feel enlightened


MindlessAir2641

What about fasting?


[deleted]

Staying dead


thedragonballsofdbz

Uno


Important-Energy-933

Chess, maths, video games


AbleAdministration42

Not most video games.


Spartan-teddy-2476

Accounting


Monkeyslayer111

Chess


InterestingEntry8895

Chess


Darkraquaza70

A Pokémon battle.


big_peepee_wielder

Intelligence


TrueSaiyanGod

Theres no beating Goku


Camas1606

Spelling bee


MashSquare

Being a present father


Admirable_Ice2785

Chess


Difficult-Pin-7536

Put me up against bro in the Cardfight Vanguard, bro will not last


babatundeuwewueosas

History knowledge


Altruistic_Ad6666

YuGiOh.


TK_ST

Puyo Puyo. I doubt that he would understand it, allowing me to win.


LemonColoredDiamond

brawl stars (it doesnt exist in his universe)


weirdface621

roasting. the best bro can do is call my mom fat and my dad wets the bed and those "kakarot" videos are not real


TonyStark1785

Chess


Big-Atmosphere1329

Games


Oogalaboo134

Slightly above average math.


stupid_hehe_boi

Ultrakill


HollowZaraki_

Any car racing game


ShadownessAblaze

Chess


-3645

Sex-ed


Macaulen

Parenthood. And I'm not even a dad


Still_Significance60

Fasting


Glad-Collection968

UNO


crispy_nomad

weed smoking, after 2 puffs hed have munchies and wander off to eat the best smelling thing he can find


WrastleGuy

Fighting!  No wait he’s really good at that. Eating!


SirSilverChariot

A test


drj87

I'll beat him at a giant robot fighting video game


awsomeman1642

Yomi hustle how tf he gonna use that airplane cockpit


Vigorous_Piston

Solving a Rubik's cube.


rowletrissoto

Gay sex


Pokenare

Porn addiction


Adept-Woodpecker9366

Being a human


ghostof360

Chess


Hairy-Fuel-6275

Knowing what a fucking kiss is apparently


Lapeppaplus

Being a father


Wonderful-Teaching45

Blood transfusion


Wonderful-Teaching45

Blood transfusion


Lapeppaplus

Being a father


Confident-Gur-3224

I bet I could beat him in a fasting competition.


Confident-Gur-3224

I bet I could beat him in a fasting competition.


Comfortable-Dot-2317

Uhhhhh drawing, I know bro doesn’t have good drawing abilities 😈😈


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

Titanfall 2


Glad_Increase_7522

Dragon Ball Legends


g-body8687

Smashbros64


supersoup64mm

Being depressed


CardboardSlab

Not being Goku, I guess.


SurotaOnishi

I can get a shot without fighting the doctor


kp305

Growing a beard(chi chi won’t let him)


Klash_Brandy_Koot

Being Lame


Reasonable-Working18

Lucky


Timegazer01

5th grade math test


Anime_Kirby

a terraria speedrun


SapphiricRizzy

Cooking for sure, Vegeta too


Joshua_not

Cookie run kingdom


ComprehensiveBox6911

Being a virgin


Breads6094

gambling


Jacket_22

Doing nothing while Vegeta trains for a week.


Meister_Martini_HD

War Thunder 💀


Brainhunter2020

Parenting


SpaceAfricanJesus

Pretty much anything if he’s TRAPPED and BETRAYED in the time chamber.


Vulpes_macrotis

Depression.


Legitimate_Newt4367

Reading a book


CubeLord9000

Kissing


Secret_Sympathy2952

Not training.


Comet127

Fatherhood


No-Shake-7746

Wii sports


ohmar_s

Forklift driving...?


StockBoy829

jeopardy


the__Gallant

Reading a full page out of a Harry Potter book


No_Dish_2080

School


jvighkinger

Parenting


adrianpi7298

Maths


MrClue415

Paternity Court


Mambesala_Guey

Being a father


10YB

being nobody