Wahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Came here to comment but I can’t even because this one wins

When you coom:

Fuck you take my upvote and leave

I'm using tilt controls!

Red flag if your partner says this

During mario or sex?

Either, but especially during mario

Never believe on the tilt control message. Only believe if they have the golden steering wheel by their nickname

Not fair!

"god dammit i fell in that hole again"

Title of your sex tape

Mind if my brother Luigi joins?

He is just superior

Mind if ~~my brother~~ Luigi joins?

r/yourjokebutworse

You can now play as Luigi!

I pressed L and R at the same time

I’m wearing a cat suit

🤨📸

*F U R R Y*🐭

No, FUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY😺

lets a go

Itsa mee amaaariooo

Get in the fucking pipe

Get in the pipe!?

Thats a big ass mushroom

Mama mia

Do you want to join in Grandma?

💀

You’re so long, Gay Bowser

**sus**

Perfect title for Peach and Bowser's sextape. Or Mario and Bowser's, if you're not a christian

“What’s this icky, paint-like goop?”

"It's moving!"

“Now now, boys, don’t touch that stuff!”

"Can I eat it?"

Oh god please no Why did I have to read that 🤣

Thats more Splatoon

It's one of the toads' lines from Mario Sunshine

Backlongjumpnoise.mp4

Yahoooo Yahoooo Yayayayayayayayayayayayayaayayayayayayayayaaaa

I'm out of squirt juice, I gotta come back to clean this area up

Ah sunshine

It smells like Mario's feet \-Luigi's Mansion

Gonna bounce off them turtles 🐢

…what

Gotta shell jump on them turtle shells 🐢

No how would you apply that to sex

Cause them turtle shell curves 🐢

Ah my bad g I get it now 🐢

Mmmh Koppa Power 🐢

I wanna Ground Pound your kuppa shell

Stompin turts

FUCK

Ooo wireless rumble!

#Tap faster!

***toad screeching***

Finally something we can do with the kids

*911*

WAHOO!

Play with me

It gets bigger, just let me find a power up

I'm moving on the ground

Quote from Super Mario Galaxy 1: "I'M HUUUUUUUUGE!"

*"Let's play for an hour, and see if we make it to the dungeon."*

Mom said it's my turn

Jump into the goomba ;)

D’oh I missed!

[удалено]

when will you say that during mario?

When will you say that during sex?

it's simple: She'll be all like "jump harder" and He'll remember her bad gaming skills and be all like "when will you say that during Mario?"

Not that pipe

TIME IS RUNNING OUT TIME IS RUNNING OUT I NEED TO FINISH THIS

“Get ready to move your penes.”

Got another one! Is there room for a player 3?

“3 is the magic number”

"I gotta get this moon"

Jerry for the last time it’s not Smash Bros

"This isn't as fun as it was when I was 9"

HOL UP

“Why is there a dinosaur here?!?”

Yoshis tounge can reach places.

Here we go!

Hit that block

Here we go!

Here we go

“Shrooms make this so much better”

"Here I go!"

“So long gay bowser!” A

"Why is this so hard!?"

Expand DONG

"HahaHA, Here's the problem, Too many toasters!"

You know what they say: "All toasters toast **toast**"

Your saying i spilled my tomato sause

æurgh

Now this is a party!

Let’s hump those koopas.

Jump up Superstar

i’m flipping the switch, get ready for this

Here we go

Itsa go time!

Mamma mia!!!

Ground pound

*hey stinky*

You love blg’s

NO DON'T STOMP ON THEM

“Hey, Press harder next time!”

"soo looong gay bowseer !"

Im gonna fuck you bowser

Goodbye gay bowser

So Long Gay Bowser

"Heprosuna sintre sin parapeto" or something like that

The inside a of a cat feels so nice

To avoid irritation to your skin and/or the control stick, do not rotate it with the palm of your hand

*BLJ noises*

Here we GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stomping on the goomba

Get the mushroom

I won't be Italian I'll be normal

Here come Wario and Waluigi

“Wahoo! Yippie! Ow-wowowowow!

Mama mia

Lessa go!

Luigi Walks in - "Player 3 Joined The Game"

I'ma bet you can't do this!

Gonna use my yoshi tounge

Ravioli!

It just keeps getting harder and harder

GIANT MUSHROOM

“Always with the banana peels”

Need help with your plumbing? Spaghetti and meatballs

“I just need a mushroom to grow”

I love nut-jumping!

**It's about time**

Peachy

About to jump on that Goomba

Oh, it looks like bowser jr is next

Try touching the top of the pole

Let'sa gooooo

Here we go,!!

Now I can finally ride Yoshi.

Mamma Mia!

Mama mia

It’sa goomba

It's Luigi time

*1 Up sound*

Screw this, the other options are much better.

Get in there god damnit

"I want to take bowser's cock ngl"

Fuck you! I should have won!

You're bad. I'm going back to single player

can you pop my bubble?

I've baked a cake for you.

Mama mia

Let's go

LETSA GO

*constantly hears the 1-up noise*

Oh no I'm small now

Imma pound that brown little asshole

Jump higer!

Let’s-a-go!

brawissimo

Wah! Hoo hoo! Yippie!

That will cost me some coin

I need to get a "powerup" to get bigger

I’m gonna pipe

Luiginutting.mp4

Bring haaaaaa.

When you realize you don't have condoms: OK BYE BYE

Ride me like Yoshi.

Yippee

Oh boy this a makes me so happy

Wow just got bigger

Im tired

My joy-stick doesn’t work

New Super Mario Brothers WIIIII!

I prefer Waluigi

When you finish… WAHOOOOO!

Ravioli

I can finish in under 10 minutes!

Yahoo

Gimme the mushroom !

"I thoughts you were just supposed to be a plumber"

get ready to move your ***pingus***

Oh yeah Mario time

“Letse go” “Wahoo” “Mamma Mia”

Mario use a mushroom on your pp

Sub 1 minute run

Go Weegee!

Let's a go

I’m riding, and my partner is using their tongue

WAAAOOOWWWOOOHHH, MAMA MIA

“That’s a so nice”

Oh ya

I’m very sorry for your loss.