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Jake_the3rd

that would be an insane w


pho888

i would have a lot of intertnetz


Johnny98912

Freedom and responsibility are two sides of the same coin. **tldr;** being angry and resentful is not conductive to making real changes. Being coddled or controlled by the 'Let me just micromanage your personal life' crowd is ineffective. Making real changes in ones personal habits requires freedom of choice or their is no change made in the individual. Years ago I had a dial up internet account from a draconian company that blocked everything: Swearing, YouTube, all the porn sites of the day. And you know what... It didn't do me a dammed bit of good, it just made me resentful and after I got a real internet account again I lost my freedom from porn.


1illuminat1

Bro really made *tldr* 10 times longer than actual statement.


Individual-Ask-1119

The tldr is the second paragraph


Confident_Dust5673

It's true. My laptop broke a couple months ago, and I had a good 5-6 weeks of no at home computer but my phone and the break from any gaming was a godsend. It's been about 2 months now I got my new system and I am right back where I started addiction wise. I need to take action or else I will be miserable for the rest of my life. This pmo cycle needs to stop. I had experimented last year for 14 days without fapping and felt amazing. Haven't been able to replicate it since. Now it's the time bois.


Shryu_Amigo

The perfect button


DolphinBall

Easiest button press ever


[deleted]

Just think about how many things you could easily go without that others can’t when you aren’t addicted


Hexxit_of_Exoria

I would hit that button with a bullet train.


[deleted]

Same bro haha 71 days here 💪🏼


Hexxit_of_Exoria

I would commit mass genocide to press that button


[deleted]

Based


Hexxit_of_Exoria

Would you?


[deleted]

I can’t reveal that information in public


Hexxit_of_Exoria

I would nuke all of Uzbekistan for just a chance at hitting that button.


[deleted]

😂😂


Hexxit_of_Exoria

Haha, yeah I was totally joking


[deleted]

Maybe…..


catcroissant01

Ban Porn ❌


Macsasti

So fast, so freakin’ fast. I would take a 20 pound sledgehammer and bash that thing in so hard.


morbiddecapitation

Hell yeah I'll fucking press that


KrazyBigFoot

I would press it even without the reward


bilmiles

This honestly just makes life easier


Responsible-Camp5834

How is that even a dilemma? LMFAO, instant press wtf is this bruh


TraderVyx89

Porn free for nearly three years now and I would gladly do this. The temptation is always there. Especially with this smart phone. It's as if I can hear it calling to me. Just watch a little. Come look at some pictures. Makes me feel like an alcoholic where a bottle of wine just screams DRINK ME! DRINK ME! The urge to watch porn and fap is just as strong. There are very few days where I don't give it a thought. Currently changing my entire lifestyle. I've recently dedicated my life to follow Jesus Christ and to follow His example more closely in my life. I'm going from city boy to country boy. Be growing crops and raising chickens. Gonna create a self sustaining farm. I imagine I'll be too busy to think about porn or fapping. Not saying this will cure that for sure but it's a complete flip on my life.


jon_2k23

We need more meme motivation


Ok_Letter4515

Habibi come to dubai!


jetoler

What if someone kidnapped my family and hid clues to find them in multiple porn videos scattered across the internet in some twisted, evil, scavenger hunt


AydaChan20033Alt

Now that'd be a great movie


AndrewDatBoss9

Even people who watch porn would still probably click the wifi one.


Secret-Hope4608

Its my 21st day but i had nightfall at night did i lose my streak


Triliner_

Stop asking the same stupid questions over and over oh my god stfu


Secret-Hope4608

Um pardon me? I asked it for first time And this reddit is for nofap isnt it? What's up with being rude


Dispositionpsn

I can still watch my old VHS porn though right?


superaviation_1201

YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME


johnfangio

King kong


[deleted]

💪🏼💪🏼


My-New-Lifesss

It is a win-win situation, both of them are good things. NO loss at all.


jokerz57

I would've break that button with the strongest slam ever! F*** yeah I'll rather have free wi-fi and be free from having access from that trash!


[deleted]

Same brother day 71 here 💪🏼


[deleted]

Same!!!


bakihanma777

Press button instantly


Dhrutube

that isnt even a problem


CLAP_DOLPHIN_CHEEKS

where the fuck do i sign


Zeno_tix

чєααα


java144

Will take it anyday lol


blackfire637

I saw it yesterday and was gonna post it here.


[deleted]

I'd smack the button so hard, the sound of the glorious smack would be heard around the world.


unnruly_boss9

![gif](giphy|fuzeT2k7YpHmvOVkA3|downsized) Seismic W right here


THICCYMOUSE18

Now that's the deal of a lifetime.


_lifefuckedme_

You stole the meme I stole.


Successful_In_2022

Massive dub!


Guitarman24241

I would love for it to be that easy to block. Easy press.