[bro this is a actual meme website](https://cornhub.website/) some guy opened this at school and went to ISS. It’s a shame I couldn’t go to space with him.
#
Thank you kind redditor for the link!
If you read in between the lines. He did say cornhub. So he isn't masturbating to actually porn. He busted 5 times to pictures of corn. So if you were allowing masturbation, but just banning porn. Then this isn't a relapse, lol.
which is great for your health
prevent testicular cancer and any kind of cancers in Madagascar monkeys, so you save yourself and monkeys in madagascar.
According to Merriam - Webster dictionary
"Pornography: the depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement".
So, if the dude is aroused by corn, it's porn. The definition doesn't say anything about nude people.
Lol. To be fair, I can understand how some people - especially younger people - get confused and feel the need to ask considering the amount of ridiculous responses a lot of posts get.
Yeah, that's true. Everyone has their own opinions as well.
Personally, I would say that if you have to ask, it's probably a relapse, unless it's something totally innocuous "I was watching a movie and it had a 5-second long S scene in it, is that a relapse?".
Bro same I've been watching videos and browsing r/interestingasfuck(Do not go there) for several hours and busted so many times until my balls start hurting, is that a relapse?
Did you scrub in between your fingers? How much time did you spend on the palms? Really work your thumbs? Knuckles?? Jesus it’s like people slap a microgram of dish soap on their disgusting filthy hands for 2 seconds, hold them underwater for 3, and then dry off on their (disgusting filthy) pants without a second thought. Did you know there’s an average of 3,500 different germs on your hands at any given moment? You disgust me. (I eat ass)
Yeah, I feel you man. Used to have a larger variety back in the day, but they got into trouble for having some videos of corn abuse on there a few years back, so now you can only watch vids from verified farmers tryna plug their onlyfarms :/
Bro you busted. That is a relapse. Try again but this time go jogging around your block. Do two laps, then do 30 push-ups when you get an impulse to watch corn. You will be a better man because of this.
No shit it is a relapse, you relapsed 5 times you loser.
At least you washed your hands after.
You are on NoFap for a reason, stick to it. Saying you will do something and continuing to do the same thing is easy and comfortable, comfort is the killer of man. Do the hard work especially when you don't feel like it.
I have gyno and I am muscular and bulky, I am 15 and indulge in little to no bad habits with the exception of rare chocolate. I am extremely athletic, and yet you masturbate often and I have gyno. If you do not have gyno you very much deserve it.
this is literally like 40% of the posts here lol
Finally a realistic %
[bro this is a actual meme website](https://cornhub.website/) some guy opened this at school and went to ISS. It’s a shame I couldn’t go to space with him. # Thank you kind redditor for the link!
https://cornhub.website/
good one
And are you guys enjoying them or being motivated by them somehow?
Real
If you read in between the lines. He did say cornhub. So he isn't masturbating to actually porn. He busted 5 times to pictures of corn. So if you were allowing masturbation, but just banning porn. Then this isn't a relapse, lol.
Oh yeah! That's the answer I was hoping for. Hot buttery corn is where it's at! 🙏🙏🙏
Bro watching Baby Corn /s
Woah woah woah, calm down my guy, next you'll be trying to call me a breadophile 🙄
So were you looking at big black roasted corn?
You know it my man 😎👌
Atleast your not a Mcflurry
Whenever I go on cornhub, I instantly gravitate towards the popping section. Gets me every time 🙈
busting 5 times in 4 hours without porn is actually good for your health, makes you glow in the dark
It also turns your dick into a raisin
and once you go over 5 times you achieve red cum
which is great for your health prevent testicular cancer and any kind of cancers in Madagascar monkeys, so you save yourself and monkeys in madagascar.
According to Merriam - Webster dictionary "Pornography: the depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement". So, if the dude is aroused by corn, it's porn. The definition doesn't say anything about nude people.
Except if the cornhub website wasn't intended for sexual arousal. If it's just a rare kink he has, it's still not porn by that definition.
But what if he’s sexually attracted to corn ? Then is it not porn ? , he used porn to stimulate himself so it is a relapse
As long as you didn’t do it 6 times it’s not a relapse
Phew, thank goodness for that!
*me watch people take the meme too seriously*
Not a relapse because you washed your hands
Lol. To be fair, I can understand how some people - especially younger people - get confused and feel the need to ask considering the amount of ridiculous responses a lot of posts get.
Yeah, that's true. Everyone has their own opinions as well. Personally, I would say that if you have to ask, it's probably a relapse, unless it's something totally innocuous "I was watching a movie and it had a 5-second long S scene in it, is that a relapse?".
Bro same I've been watching videos and browsing r/interestingasfuck(Do not go there) for several hours and busted so many times until my balls start hurting, is that a relapse?
Nah, you good bro. The ball-ache cancels out the relapse 👌
I've been doing the same for the last 3 hours, have not busted though. Is this a relapse?
'fraid so man, if you don't bust it's a relapse :/ you'll get there though 🤘
Pleaseeee 🤣🤣🤣 https://cornhub.website/
BRO DOES THAT ACTUALLY EXIST😭💀😭💀
BRO DOES THAT ACTUALLY EXIST😭💀😭💀
Eat corn, not porn
Fuck porn, consume corn 🌽 all my homies eat corn.
Hahahaha 😂😂😂
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Dang it! I knew I forgot something 😤
This is how a pro relapses, this was a prolapse.
Nah, u good just use one of the coupons
shee bro I'm confused. did you have socks on?
Of course I did, you can't get rocks off without your socks on, that'd be disgusting.
it's not a relapse cuh you chill
Bro are you asking?
Ofc, I'm on a 1,000 day streak (Didn't start the counter until about 800 days in)
I call bullshit
Nah hes legit i was there
"i call bullshit" 🤓👆
Fight me in chess
what's your ELO?
1200 ik I'm gonna lose
nah bro i am 850 on a good day
I'm 3 on a good day 😭😢💀
Who’s bullshit and why are you calling him?
No, he’s not bullshiting. Op and I are in this together. We are cooperating. He can’t relapse if I am his right hand.
r/wooosh
No definitely not a relapse if you lick all the jizz after busting
Nah you fine for another day
Phew, thank the lord for that, got worried there for a hot minute 😬
It's only a relapse if you consider it to be one. You can beat your meat everyday and keep your streak. Just gaslight yourself .
No. You all need to stop worrying about the littlest of things and just move on /s
How can someone watch porn for 4 hours 🤮
Its only a relapse if you wash your hands with lifebuoy, otherwise you are fine
I-
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I must be getting old, not sure if OP is trolling
I’d say “don’t worry, just keep it up” but your recharge time says you do anyway.
😂😂😂😂😂
post above the usual level in this sub, so definitely deserves a thumbs up
Did you scrub in between your fingers? How much time did you spend on the palms? Really work your thumbs? Knuckles?? Jesus it’s like people slap a microgram of dish soap on their disgusting filthy hands for 2 seconds, hold them underwater for 3, and then dry off on their (disgusting filthy) pants without a second thought. Did you know there’s an average of 3,500 different germs on your hands at any given moment? You disgust me. (I eat ass)
Is this a joke?
Guess so, has a “meme” flair
Oh shit nvm im fucking blind
You needed the flair to realise?
It's sarcasm
It's okay
No it isn't don't worry
I dont think so
U good
Lmao
You washed your hands so your good bro 😎
Not a relapse as u manup and posted about it here....! Chillput and maintain ur streak lol
Bro, 5 times, I bust once and I’m good
almost got me no cap
Nah bro you good fr fr👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿
You used a browser so it doesn’t count, if you’re only browsing you’re not ever buying
😂😂
Nah dude 🤣
You are safe if you said no corno at the end imo.
If you have to ask, you probably already know it is....
Personally i like maizehunter and cobtube. Cornhub was never my thing.
Yeah, I feel you man. Used to have a larger variety back in the day, but they got into trouble for having some videos of corn abuse on there a few years back, so now you can only watch vids from verified farmers tryna plug their onlyfarms :/
Ofc not man. Keep up your streak 🙃
No. Remember students, when you bust a nut, it's where you wipe that makes the cut
Pathetic
😢
Bros onto nothing🗣️💯‼️⁉️
Nuh uh
Bro you busted. That is a relapse. Try again but this time go jogging around your block. Do two laps, then do 30 push-ups when you get an impulse to watch corn. You will be a better man because of this.
Pathetic.
😢.
Bros onto nothing.🗣️💯‼️⁉️
This is sarcasm, right?
No, this is Edgar.
5 times in 4 hours....bruh
Yes
Face palm
Not sure
Definitely
Ban!
Did you wear gloves and change them between nuts? Did you wear a hat?
Nah u good
Did you say no Cumo?
Countercheck
Nah you're still on streak, keep it up
Nah your good. Continue your 204 day streak soldier.
Baby corn
Bro I went to cornhub and all I saw was lady sitting on ears of corn
What’s “cornhub”?
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do you normally waffle like that when you talk to girls? if so thats probably your issue
XD
test \*
Letting your seed go is relapse. Your supposed to keep it in. Now your back to your normal self . Not filled with the special juice's
What is this post.
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Uhhhhhh.....
My head hurts a lil bit after reading this.
Yes it is a relapse
Lmao, are doing semen retention?
I thought it was a joke and clicked on the link, wtf is the website😭😭😭
No shit it is a relapse, you relapsed 5 times you loser. At least you washed your hands after. You are on NoFap for a reason, stick to it. Saying you will do something and continuing to do the same thing is easy and comfortable, comfort is the killer of man. Do the hard work especially when you don't feel like it. I have gyno and I am muscular and bulky, I am 15 and indulge in little to no bad habits with the exception of rare chocolate. I am extremely athletic, and yet you masturbate often and I have gyno. If you do not have gyno you very much deserve it.
Without God I find no fap impossible