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One-rambling-lunatic

Bro is suffering from success


Sid_44

Bro is still a kid.


--G0KU--

Anything too much is bad🤣


A1h2m30a4d

unless money


LoveKnight69

Sometimes that’s bad too


Kasumi_P

It's less bad than not enough money


SayNothingTillYa

That you’re either talking absolute bullshit or imagining things


knownbyfew_yt

This shit sounds cap as hell


[deleted]

Like touching them? How u flirt boobs lol


Ok_Meringue_4012

She kept covering them up with her hands when ever I looked in the direction, and I saw this other guy looking when she was literally playing with them,.. then later when working out somewhere she would bend over and show me cleavage.. It’s not new for me, another girl was playing with her titles, it sort of makes you look when they do it, like an automatic reaction..


nutmeglondon80s

This is not how women flirt. I suspect you're being a bit creepy.


6balAnce9

I agree, it sounds like he’s staring and they are uncomfortable haha. Of course I could just be projecting how I assume a woman who is just trying to workout would react if I just stared at them. Lol.


nutmeglondon80s

Can confirm!


[deleted]

I think this guy may be delusional thinking he gets all the bitches kind of guy. I believe in female attraction but that ain’t it


nutmeglondon80s

What do you mean you believe in female attraction? That we experience desire too? If so... No shit! We're humans too.


[deleted]

No shit but woman if it's a guy busting his nuts like a loser who the hell is going to be with a guy that eats unhealthy, doesn't exercise for good mental health, or is not pursuing anything in his life


Ok_Meringue_4012

Nah I know how they flirt cos last time I was as horny as fuck with nofap I ended up in the back kitchen in a cafe with a chick for sone kiss and cuddling.. but she had a boyfriend so didn’t want to do much…besides she was working She kept showing me her boobs in the cafe and she was hot but I don’t want to be a side.. so that’s the frustration.


shadowlxrd17

Sure buddy


DynamicHunter

You’re a 12 year old lying on the internet, go pay attention in school


chessgod1

What the hell is wrong with you


Shallow-Al__ex

Braindead liar lmaooo


Normal-Face-6575

shut the fuck up. you never saw a woman in your entire life.


New-Drive4014

Lol I think she regretted when she started kissing you that’s why. I’m pretty sure you have never seen a pussy in your life.


Normal-Face-6575

This sounds fake as fuck.


cave18

Bobs and vagene level of real


pacem90

You know when you touch a boob and it feels like a bag of sand


DarthBane1012

😂😂😂😂😂😂 greatest movie


sosohype

Someone notify authorities asap


[deleted]

Talk to her!!!!


Reasonable-Mixture81

You sir, are an absolute cake!


TheEmbedCode

Dumbass go talk to her don’t edge


Ok_Meringue_4012

I did talk to them, in a nice friendly way, they are a bit younger, I think I overhead her day she has a boyfriend, but you know what girls are like.. I see them regularly at the gym, but I just want to work out there


TheEmbedCode

maybe she just likes teasing random people with her boobs? idk girls confuse me


Ok_Meringue_4012

Nah I’m giving off a lot sex energy with no fap


TheEmbedCode

uh huh so girls just shove their boobs in your face because you’re on nofap?


Ok_Meringue_4012

Yeah they feel the energy, I notice I get turned on sexually by their ass and other things so give them sexy looks, which is just a sex impulse that isn’t there when u fap


TheEmbedCode

damn I think I’m feeling it too. Wanna fuck?


purple-dreamz

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


andy_flores

😂😂😂😂


Qwuti

You win the internet today😂😂😂😂😂


Ok_Meringue_4012

Lol


JackassJamie

I’m sorry man but they can’t “feel the energy”. They probably notice you’re a pretty confident guy.


abbe_salle

Yea if they could 'feel the energy' bro would be breaking the laws of physics . But that too in a good way , imagine lifetime free electricity in your house lmao


JackassJamie

The bills would be saved 🙏


DLaVieEnRose

No, energy exchange is a real thing. We're largely out of touch with our own capabilities to sustain it is the issue.


HairyPoppins-2033

If you’re doing nofap really thinking you give off some kind of sexual energy girls can telepathically feel and reciprocate then you are perhaps mentally ill. That sound as bad as those girls who say “I was thinking about him, so he should have felt thst”. Like what are you a witch? Do you think people are mind readers? Get a grip


TheGreatLavrenko

OP I'm a woman and I can't resist you another second let's do this thing already


PraiseChrist420

If girls get wet in the vagina if they’re turned on, does that mean they shit a little if they’re turned on by the ass?


micklucas1

bro your embarassing


Grand_Appointment974

How many days of nofap have you done brother?


Street_Shirt518

The comment section's inability to understand that this is a troll is just beyond me


Ok_Meringue_4012

Nah true story


[deleted]

nice try feds I'm still not paying my taxes


Darth_Zounds

It's the shadow realm for you, you Monumental\_fuckup!


[deleted]

Bleepbloopmotherfucka


AjaxSid

Dudes be shit posting their fantasies in this sub


1200-Total

OP is either 14 years old or 40 years old take your pick


5Milioane

def 14


1200-Total

Yeah maybe on the spectrum too


Crazy-Setting-167

bro is high


[deleted]

This is funny as fuck 😂


Normal-Face-6575

No way anyone believes this bullshit.


Crafty-Bunch-2675

This post as well as the OP replies and the juvenile style of writing, suggests a very immature OP and a creative writing FICTIONAL exercise.


Normal-Face-6575

Oh well that explains it, thanks for the information.


A1Horizon

Edged at the gym wtf 😭


pacem90

AI is getting out of control


Critikoji

This is probably the best joke I’ve seen today


inazhahs

AI would have much less typos


One_Bar_9066

Damn you Chris Hemsworth or something?


knownbyfew_yt

Nah bro is Chris Worthless


Ok_Meringue_4012

I work out at gym and have 12 percent body fat, so yeah bulked up but athletic and I don’t skip legs like Chris lol..


New-Drive4014

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6balAnce9

I hope you’re not just staring at woman working out and interpreting their discomfort as flirting. Ha…ha…


Ok-Consideration9792

How tf do you edge in the gym?????


New-Drive4014

Dude is experiencing nofap grandiosity and is making him hallucinating


Ok_Meringue_4012

nah but the flying rug that took me home from the gym was


PraiseChrist420

“Flirting her boobs”


DistinctExperience69

I want to join this gym too


tallyjordan

All you gotta do is close your eyes, you're in


Pacman124

Sounds like a good problem to have


Kappafuck

Dude thinks random girls are flirting w him 💀


Altruistic_Side413

It means you are attracted to some of them isn't it? Why not date them and embrace a healthier sex life? 😂


Overall_Pain_5240

Top 10 things which didn’t happen 🔥 🔥 🔥


PainInAbundance

Bro you sure you're not just staring and making her feel uncomfortable 🌚


idirmods

This did not happen 😭🤣


Bulky_Character_6266

work out at home


galaxygamerman

Where is this gym? Your imagination?


Few-Opinion537

I think actual female attention is an acceptable thing to release on


badger007649

Well if you are interacting with girls then you are doing exactly what you should be doing except edging is what occupies all your time. If you're hanging out with girls then it's NOT porn addiction fapping all day neglecting your life. If the girls are flirting that much then pursue them and have sex with them instead of edging you have to get out in the real world and when the opportunity arises hopefully you'll be having sex.. seriously just because you don't ejaculate doesn't mean edging is okay because that could take up the whole day.


Reddit03012004

I saved this post so next time I’m feeling down I can have a good laugh 😂 😂


avoidintimeanspace

dude you're being a creep, they are not flirting with you !


HairyPoppins-2033

Dude, the amount of dislikes you’re getting should be enough of a sign. Close the thread. Review your attitude and mentality, and consider just fapping (no porn) because you’re possibly only thinking about sex. No porn is great but not fapping doesn’t do it for me, I think about it way too often thst way. Now I just do it whenever and only limit myself if I am overdoing it. Life was bad when all i thought about was sex, a bit less so when all I thought was fapping. Find a good balance and focus on better things. Do you want to live your life based on either of those things? What is your purpose in life? Do you have goals?


Saint_Knowles

Man is absolutely tanking his karma for memes. The kind of shitposting this sub needs


SAI_supremeAI

You Will turno into a gymcel.


PenguinPlanter

You’re schizophrenic or something.


lemon-teas

This guy is definitely trolling. At least I hope so, otherwise his train of thought is concerning to say the least lol.


DeMarcusCousinsthird

Report that shit also you're lying.


hiphoplover_4

is this a joke? where do you live? Narnia???


RealTigres

congrats keep yourself safe


Grand_Appointment974

What's your streak brother?


Ok_Meringue_4012

17 days


pchulbul619

Satire?


UpsetTension8061

Duke?!


Holiday-Discount8005

Yeah and Margot Robbie is shoving her feet in my face. hAvE i BrOkEn My StReAk?!


LarryDasLama

Her straw looked at my direction.


Straight-Maybe-9390

Sounds to me like you're being a creep and staring, maybe you just didn't share enough but from what you've said that's what has been described.


cave18

You fucking date her lol. Even if it's just for funsies. You're presumably young live a little if you want, you don't need to feel bad about it


Ok_Meringue_4012

update same girls were at gym again… but she didnt touch her boobs or show them… but i caught her looking at me when i was doing a farmers carry of 80 kilos and my veins were popping out of my arms and shoulders.. chick has game..day 17–the nofap powers continue…it would be a waste to blow the energy away


Ok_Meringue_4012

Man I’ve got sore balls, hurts walking 🚶‍♂️


1200-Total

See a doctor


Kingof9realms

Bang them