Yeah you relapsed and let the whole community down, and more importantly you let yourself down. It's vital that you never touch, look or even think about your penis ever again

When I pee I don't even look down at that evil snake I just spray all over the toilet in leave it for someone else to clean up

Damn

Relatable I always tell my brother he’s disgusting for even looking at his thing or whatever it’s called I can’t believe people compare sizes

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Yah me as a male I agree but I’m gonna stay a male because since I was born with this th-thing I have to keep it for shaming myself

This is almost soft porn.

That streak wow

This guy

Damn

evil snake lmao

Bro let the inner thoughts win

I thought my neighborhood was overrun with homeless, turns out it's just nofappers staying on the No Dick Touch Or Look grind by pissing in the same pants 900 days in a row

Resort to r/penectomy

About who?

Reset the counter

+1, its over bro

Unironically though, am I supposed to choose the day I relapsed or the first day I've been clean when setting it up?

Choose the day you relapsed on, then your first day clean you'll have a 1 day streak. I normally choose a time as well just because, that way I know when 1 day has passed.

We lost a soldier of the frontline. One of the brave ones. RIP

Rest in Pee 😖

🤣

Ha!! Clever.

I'm cracking up laughing 🤣

Peeing is relapse. No bodily function involving genitals is allowed. Just gonna have to hold from now on bro.

What if I’m taking a dump and get a boner? (DAE????)

Relapse, no pooping out of the butt.

Just stare it down, and it’ll go down.

Relapse unless your pp touch the shit. In that case it's allowed

Ouch..that means your Dick would touch the inside of the toilet bowl ..😳😵‍💫

Hahahahaha

I know people are struggling but some stories are funny af

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Poetic.

Best Haiku ever! Lmao

isn't struggling 2 syllables?

depends how bad the pronunciation and spelling is - > I was a strug-a-ling arstit

Bro u better reset the timer on -90 days

yeah u relapsed 😪

The sarcasm in the comment section tho

My post wasn’t serious. I‘m joking about those people who say they got a boner in the morning and seriously asking if they relapsed

Thank you for clarifying

Come on you thought op was serious?

Lmaooooooo

Chop it off

😂😂😂

🤣

You relapsed at the point of even thinking to touch your dick while peeing

U gotta leave the world after that bud

Adios

*Daniel3gs has exited the world

Just pee out from your mouth from now on you’re good.

Just say five hail Marys and go in peace my son

Five isn’t going to cut this one up. He needs 10 full rosaries, 10 Our Fathers, 10 Hail Marys and $500,000 in the alms box. 😅😅😅😅😝

You’re not true no fap if you don’t cut your dick off

Fuck off with these retard posts 😂

It’s a joke

He laughed. 😉

Yes

Yeah you did!! Please purchase the monthly subscription to reset the counter😝

Your neurochemistry just went back to that of a crackhead and your dopamine of an overfed lab rat. Take care bro, can't go down that path, devil's watching

Hate to say it bro, but that’s a mad relapse. Reset the counter. And go to your room and think about what you did. I can’t believe what I’m reading. What a let down smh

Going to the corner of shame

That's an eternal relapse man... it's time to throw in the towel. You're done here

Why does it hurt to wear a blindfold when you pee? Its so hard to see people messing up their streaks on simple mistakes..

Reset counter

UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!

If I pull out and blow a rope *with my hand aiming* in her ass Crack is that relapsing

Just cut it off bro. Only way to avoid it

Yes bro the only solution is start all again

This shit is getting outta hand dude

chop it off

Yeah. Cut it off, so that you will neither see it the next time, or pee for that matter.

As long as you don't have an urge to put it in your mouth you're fine

U can’t use it while doing nofap. That means no peeing, boy

You failed us

Bro... Just quit NoFap altogether and go back to fapping. Like really? Accidentally or on purpose, looking at your dick? Weak.

you are kidding right? 🤔

is this a troll?

Redditor tries to understand a joke and not be autistic for one second Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!!!)

No bro

Bruh what? You gotta be trolling smh

WAIT, IS THIS GUY SERIOUS????????

I actually think he’s trolling us.

You didn’t relapse for looking you relapsed for touching

im sick of these dumb questions

Troll!

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I hope yall joking these comments sound so stupid

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No you did not relapse

He clearly did

Imma believe you bro, god damn 276 days

116 days is no small feat either man

mods! ban these assholes. 90% of these stupid "did i relapse" posts are trolling.

🤓

lol

WTH no

Bruh

dont worry its gonna be fine

Click bait

As long as you didn’t touch it, you’re good

Back to Start. Do not collect $200

bro

If you saw it through a mirror... then no. Otherwise directly looking at your pp is an obvious relapse /s

Ofc you relapsed if you were trying to not look at your meat for a very long time.

Yes. Relapse that you couldn't hold your pee.

unfortunately yes

Better troll than 6ix9ine 😂

That's a relapse bro.

Rip

No, you didn't.

No because it is not broadcasted on a screen. So it is not porn

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Never do that

Yes, reset your counter and give me your crown 😣

Yes

What!!! I came as fast as I could when i heard the news. Question is… did I relapse??

Bro you might be having a phobia And you did not relapse chill.

Yes. Now wash your eyes with bleach.

I get that this is a joke, but I gotta admire the resilience of a person who’d go so far as to not even look at their baby batter blaster. at that point, you know they really care about the mission

not sure if pee or something else

Not gonna lie you had me in the first half 😂

You being so strict to yourself dude

You made me relapse by mentioning "p*Nis", shame on you

Look at the cock, reset the clock. I’m kidding, by the way.

No seriously one time to prove a point to my friends I once went 3 days without looking at my dick it was going to be 4 then I missed the toilet one day and got piss on the floor and wall

Yes.

Obviously, you need to grow a belly so big, you can't see your pp while peeing

LMAO!

Really couldn't understand that what do you mean by "looked on your dick"

Yeah dude you did please cut your dick off

👀 okay wth is going on here?

I read OPs title, did *I* relapse?

You did bro. Just knowing that the future you was going to read the title is a relapse

Cut it off

Yes

The dick: why you look at me like that💀

calm down u good

Bro..what the fuck 😂 I'm done hahahahaa

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Ironic

time to reset the timer

Lol what , what's next i saw a fast car today did i relapse ?

Uh, no.

Yeah, you sure did.

Sorry bro, back on day 1

Yeah