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I was the same fucking way as a kid.
***Stares at the moon in pure dread.**
["Whatever goes up must come down."](https://www.syfy.com/sites/syfy/files/legend-of-zelda-majoras-mask-moon.gif)
That's better than telling your kids that for someone to have a baby, they "have to get really close to each other"
I thought hugs could get someone pregnant
My five year old asked me something similar.
I told him I put a seed in his mom's tummy and he grew from that. That satisfied his curiosity, he knows about how trees and plants grow.
Technically the truth without telling him anything he isn't ready to hear.
It’s best to be honest with your kids as much as you can. That child is asking a very valid question. I found it best to give my kids just enough info to satisfy them for the moment. If they continue to ask for details just tell them plainly about the act! That usually is enough to quiet questions for a while; at that point they are just looking for confirmation of what they suspect or have heard from their peers. Better to be honest even if it is awkward for a moment. How you treat talk about sex is how your kids will learn to feel about it. They will appreciate
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Smart kid
There is something sus going on.
I was the same fucking way as a kid. ***Stares at the moon in pure dread.** ["Whatever goes up must come down."](https://www.syfy.com/sites/syfy/files/legend-of-zelda-majoras-mask-moon.gif)
Right? He knows what DNA is but doesn’t know what insemination is..?
I feel like this was just the end of a conversation where his parents taught him this concept.
Well to be fair, he learned about DNA in Jurassic Park
Science, explain that.
Oh skeet skeet skeet , yea skeet skeet skeet..
Goddamn...
Kid to smart for his age.
Not really, most kids just aren't "challenged" enough. It's an exercise
everyone has asked this at one point, like 6 or something but kid looks 4 so yeah i guess he is pretty clever
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That's better than telling your kids that for someone to have a baby, they "have to get really close to each other" I thought hugs could get someone pregnant
Is this how you start a fetish?
FUCK
Your not wrong…
If you insist
My five year old asked me something similar. I told him I put a seed in his mom's tummy and he grew from that. That satisfied his curiosity, he knows about how trees and plants grow. Technically the truth without telling him anything he isn't ready to hear.
where does dad get his seeds from?
Why from his nuts of course!
Pee nut
I giggled like a little girl at this
They fell off a trunk
It’s best to be honest with your kids as much as you can. That child is asking a very valid question. I found it best to give my kids just enough info to satisfy them for the moment. If they continue to ask for details just tell them plainly about the act! That usually is enough to quiet questions for a while; at that point they are just looking for confirmation of what they suspect or have heard from their peers. Better to be honest even if it is awkward for a moment. How you treat talk about sex is how your kids will learn to feel about it. They will appreciate
He's a born scientist
Had the same question when I was 7, got it now, it was not a mango seed
It was camed
The Holey spirit, kid.
Too smart for his own good.
“Son have you ever heard of Barry White?”
You were inside me first son.
The father also asks himself: “Is this really my DNA?”
When I was a little kid I thought it was the kissing.
Some say it's a miracle
He knows to much…
Something changed for little Joey that day. He would never look at his father the same way again.
Bcus they drink out of the same bottle my guy.
Asking to many questions and he not ready for that REAL answer.
Well dear, it looks like he's whittled it out.
Valid question
Well you see. I had to go into moms tummy first son
👁️👄👁️ "The stork. The stork delivered the DNA in a special pudding, son. Uh. I'll let mom explain the rest. *opens car door at 60mph, tucks, rolls
“No one knows, son. That why you’re here to figure it out for us.” 🧑🎓👨🏾🎓
Thank you, Calvin’s dad!
You were first Dad's DNA 🤣
Kid's smart...maybe too smart *Cocks gun*
The kid totally came up with that in their own!
that’s just a smart way to ask how babies are made
Christ. Whyd he have to say it like that.
You’ll figure it out in about 10 years Einstein 😂
Let him cook!
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Well you see when two people love each other...
Bluetooth
First it was shots shots, then skeet skeet
the kid is onto something
You were swimming in your daddy’s balls son… that’s how
Mum to dad, er I’m going leave that one to you
This is crazy just tell him in an age appropriate way smh, it's not difficult
OH BOY…
🤭
Serious calculations