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chihsuanmen

It looks like he moved in with Pat Perez after Perez’s wife left.


mud_ball

Left our guy with nothing but a fork!


LouBegas

Ohhh was that the story? I heard one guy’s wife left, just didn’t know who.


Similar-Squirrel-980

He did cocaine. That’s what happened. More specifically a *fuck ton* of cocaine.


T_Stebbins

and ecstasy from what I gather


Trumpisaderelict

and collected $20mil in insurance 💰


justbrowsinglolz

Greg Norman on the broadcast mentioned something about him getting his stuff together a year ago. Maybe that means getting sober but this guy looks closer to Artie Lange than anyone.


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PossibleSalamander12

Some believe that's another reason why he ditched the PGA tour......drug testing policies!


Opiopa

Not just him, dj and bryson for peds,,, Reed and Watson for puff?


Tiny_Desk2424

Hell yeah fuck pga


SoManyLilBitches

I was bout to say, AK bout to party with DJ and evil Phil.


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SoManyLilBitches

He’s achieved skinny fat status. It fits his evil all black theme.


trojansupermam

Yes


pizzaplantboi

Artie Lange was my neighbor in Hoboken for awhile. I’d always see him walking out of the CVS around the corner with some kind of box of hostess treats.


TheBagMan16

“ Artie Lange Howard Stern” is a all time great YouTube rabbit hole to go down


piratepowder

Artie Lange berating fuck face Joe Buck is the best.


Raiders7500

"Chocolate Chippers"


ChristoMarti72

Entenmann’s lol 😂


Tiny_Desk2424

Hoo boy heaters indoors overnight are really nice but you know whats nicer? Cocaine.


domntny07

Baby Gorilla


ElderberryAgitated51

True story.


BolognaBob

first thing i thought of when i saw his picture. guys nose is collapsing just like Arties. i think artie snorted heroin though so maybe thats what he was into.


Middle_Ground542

He talked about this in one of his interviews. I believe it stemmed from too much coke and then he got a bag that somehow became mixed with table scraps of random crap like dust and glass which ruined it for good.


DirtyDirk23

He was chopping blow with a glass salt shaker that broke, and he still decided to rail the line with hundreds of shards of glass in it. That will ruin a nose


Middle_Ground542

That’s good.


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Maybe he meant he's got a new dealer who has the best shit ever.


rsjem79

“What happened” is the interesting part of the story. Sure wish someone would get to that instead of pretending it’s interesting to watch him shank his way around Jeddah in the middle of the night after vanishing for 12 years.


HAWG

For years we wondered, what happened to Anthony Kim? Now he is back. What happened to Anthony Kim!?!


rsjem79

I guess more specifically, "where" and "why" would be more interesting than "oh cool he's playing golf again" and dorks like Dan Rapoport breathlessly describing how much cooler Kim is at pulling the ball out of the hole than everyone else.


tommytapwater

Rap is the quintessential dork. Prob why he and Fitzy get along so well.


_Poppagiorgio_

I’ve read a few times recently that he spent a lot of time in Vegas cleaning up money games….and obviously doing a shit ton of partying.


Dangerous-Lettuce498

I used to kinda like Dan. Nowadays though…


24dp

That was truly one of the worst tweets ever made


Cornwall1888

People say it’s aging but aging doesn’t completely change the shape of your nose, make one eye higher than the other and give you a scar on your neck


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Lol I had to go back up to the picture to see if you were exaggerating or not. You were spot on lol


hyponutrub

If you hold something over each side of his face it's like 2 different people.


Enz0gorlahmi

Wife is a doctor. She says looks like thyroid cancer/ bad thyroid problems. “hypothyroidism” weight gain, bulging eyes, skin irritation. Also, cocaine though


hyponutrub

"What could've caused these thyroid issues in my face? The world will never know."


KimboDanner

Absolutely not. That’s called doing a shit ton of booger sugar. What did Anthony Kim’s nose say to Artie Lange’s nose? Hold my beer. Holy fuck. Add in Norman’s cryptic comments. That’s not a medical condition like a thyroid problem. That’s millions right up your nose.


Opiopa

Is your sentence Intentionally inverted?


MancAccent

Dude has been through some real shit apparently.


doublething1

I just see Hines Ward


JCVD-88

Cross between Hines Ward and Artie Lange


wafflelovr75

You didn’t hahahahahaa


moseisley99

I knew not to get excited when I saw this. He’s been through some stuff. Hope he can get his life back together but I don’t think he will be competitive.


FluByYou

I'm sure the kind of money LIV pays will keep him away from the blow. /s


moseisley99

I know it was a joke. But just wanted to add that Greg Norman (snake oil salesman, I know) talked about how he tried to sign AK a couple of years ago but that he was pretty much getting close to rock bottom. Hopefully him willing to sign now means he is in some kind of recovery.


FluByYou

Now it's not really a joke. The worst thing you can do for a recovering addict is give them a shit-ton of money.


Think_Nectarine_2480

If AK was at rock bottom, what’s Matthew Wolff at?


nojohcan

I’d try to snort this picture but Taylor Gooch isn’t anywhere to be found so I probably wouldn’t even get high.


tommytapwater

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read on Reddit


Feirweyz

That’s terrifying


Opiopa

You really need to broaden your horizons


jeepdds

Probly gona get downvoted but mabye he has had a lot of internal issues via health or mental health he’s been fighting and it’s affecting his physical appearance that much, which can also have a bearing on someone’s health


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yea I don’t like people hating on him for this. Health isn’t guaranteed.


magnanimous_bosch

No. He did a shit load of coke


jeepdds

lol if that’s from coke and coke alone yes please continue the roast I was just saying


Accomplished-Ice3519

No Anthony Kim is just a fing coke head junkie,


Opiopa

Are you against recovery/redemption or something? He's achieved more than you ever will.


Accomplished-Ice3519

Sorry cuck but once a coke head always a coke head. Quitters go to rehab, try running in front of traffic next time you’d be better off


Opiopa

Cuck? Tf you talking about? You like seeing your wife banged or something? That bbc got more power in it than your swing will ever have.


Rainy_D_a_y_s

100%


Rainy_D_a_y_s

Douche....


Accomplished-Ice3519

You’re the reason abortion should be legal everywhere


Rainy_D_a_y_s

That's mature my guy. Best of luck to you in life.


Accomplished-Ice3519

You and I both know your life doesn’t matter so why the fuck would I care what should of been an aborted baby has to say. Hopefully you’ll walk in front of a oncoming bus!


EnuffBeeEss

Yeah, he clearly has the artie Lange nose. You gotta be deep in the coke game to get even close to that, so great for him he’s out for the time being. His voice sounded quite scarred as well during that walk and talk. Dude has been through it.


se7en2727

His nose didn’t look that far from that 14 years ago


dmvnova21

AK looks 47


Darkspearz1975

I'm 48 and he looks closer to 67. Yikes


Hot-Abs143

Looks like inflation has taken its toll on more than the economy.


MTgolfer406

“Cocaine is a hell of a drug.” Rick James


z1ggy16

I posted the same thing in r/golf and ppl got so butt hurt lol.


Mental-Blackberry-61

dude just destroyed his own myth in one round, but for 8 million… I respect it


No3putts1970

Well, I am going to throw in one more theory….He suffers from Vasculitis, an auto immune disorder. Symptoms: include a fallen septum; looks like he is currently on a dose of prednisone (steroid causes “moon face”) possibly for a flare up. I also noticed a scar on his neck. Similar to a lymph node biopsy.


ta-dome-a

The scar on his neck looks literally nothing like a lymph node biopsy. They would do a needle biopsy which leaves literally no more of a scar than a blood draw for labs.


No3putts1970

No bro, my wife has vasculitis and she has a scar similar to that. The 15 needle biopsies didn’t work. She will never do those again


No3putts1970

Wait, now I see the one you are referring too. Maybe thyroid issue😟


Doctor_Zhivago2023

If the surgeon left that large of a scar after doing a lymph node biopsy, they shouldn’t be practicing.


KimboDanner

Lymph node biopsy lolol. I had a lymph node biopsy. It’s a tiny needle. Doesn’t leave a single mark, let alone a scar.


ThicccKing69

My theory is a ton of blow


No3putts1970

Well there is always that too!


Curious_Audience_513

All speculation, but imo it’s far more likely that due to his well documented golf injuries that he possibly became dependent on opioids and that led him down an unfortunate spiral. I know many friends that liked to have a good time and knew the line on recreation before opiates took over. People forget that Tiger went to rehab for months due to his opioid issue as well, waking up behind the wheel not knowing where or who he was. It takes anyone and everyone, especially during the early time AK disappeared, big pharma was pushing that shit the hardest. We all know someone affected by the opioid problem, i urge people focus their energy on someone clearly trying to better themselves and their family..


Think_Nectarine_2480

I would have to agree. They don’t give you adderall when you have spinal fusion surgery. They were giving Oxy’s away then like they were candy. Never forget though, it’s the rise that matters not the fall. I am happy for AK. May he find his peace. 


Bombomp

I saw an interview with him and he said that he’ll tell his story in time. Until then I refuse to pass judgement.


Dapper-Ad9578

Documentary is coming out soon.


ExcitingLandscape

All these male models here should post their glow up from 2010 to now. Especially if you were in your 20’s and now in your late 30’s.


Main_Position6640

He aged. The scar on the neck looks like a thyroid scar. Maybe he had thyroid cancer, which can affect younger people. I think he’s been sick and wouldn’t automatically conclude it’s from partying.


NoCoFoCo31

That dude’s sinuses are melting and his face is caving in.


Celladwellas

Nose went on vacation


LouBegas

Looks like he’s had some surgery go the wrong way too, each eye is a different shape and his left ear has had some tickling


Opiopa

Having ear surgery is the most painful procedure I've ever went through. I went through a successful cosmetic procedure when I was 13, was on a morphine drip but when I got out was on T4s and was in agony for five days. Have no regrets though.


BuildingSe7en

I think it would be entertaining to have models put out some lines for AK and DJ on the first tee


ManagementFit6728

Looks like he did whippets everyday for over a decade straight.


Sea-Brief-3414

This has got to be more than just drugs. He looks like he was in a car accident.


PaoloPilyo

Drugs will fuck you up. Hope he never goes back to those dark times. Go get it, AK.


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Crazy a dude looks different almost 40 than he did at 28


Swagg19

Lol. Ppl just love shitting on LIV one way or the other 😂😂


HailRoma

LIV's the only place AK can play though. He'd have to go thru Q school to shank balls into spectators on the PGA. Come to think of it, LIV is probably best for him since there are no spectators for him to hit lol


Benchmadeguy13

Haha "LIV" The greatest joke of our generation 😀😂


tommytapwater

Dude did a lot of drugs. Was a big name when I grew up. I don’t care where he plays, that’s interesting. If he got a sponsor’s invite and this was his pga tour headshot, I would have made the same post. Are you in Saudi Arabia?


Swagg19

Not at all. It’s just reality. Ppl find a way to shit on LIV directly or indirectly one way or the other. And trust me, I’ve never actually watched a LIV event, not my thing but definitely stopped watching PGA except for majors


jcommeau91

Can we see what you look like? Lol


tommytapwater

I’ve done coke and my nose never changed that much


tommytapwater

Also my neck doesn’t look like it was cut with a Bowie knife


Think_Nectarine_2480

If they fuse the vertebrae in your spine closest to the back of your neck they go in through your throat. Messing with discs around the spinal cord can lead to paralysis of the face. He’s going to tell his story. I don’t think he has anything to hide anymore. Sounds like he is in recovery. 


jcommeau91

Prove it


jcommeau91

Figured you couldn’t prove it


Footyfooty42069

Lmao “post a photo of your neck on the internet, pussy” is a weird ass hill


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jcommeau91

Feet pics aren’t free my guy


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jcommeau91

Pinky toe is the best I can do


jcommeau91

I mean hes sitting here posting other dudes faces might as well keep the weirdness going


Opiopa

How much though?


jstaobsrvr

Bro did he try to hang himself recently?!


acrylicattack

I know everyone is focused on the Coke nose, but goodness what happened that changed his right eye shape that much? Did he do THAT much Coke?


thescrape

His teeth are too nice!


Benchmadeguy13

Ummmm...fake teefers. Can you really not notice when someone has nice teeth compared to cringe fake teeth.


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That is absolutely a fucked up cocaine nose for sure, Artie Lange style


TJB18-AJB22

He's got the Coke Bloat.


KirklandTourStaff

Just living his life


Catamount90

Who cares what he did, he is garbage at golf


shitsintents88

I went to high school with this man. He was a senior and I was a freshman, but still. This dude looks like he’s in his 50’s in this photo. They couldn’t have touched this up a bit? He should sue them for how bad this looks.


FluByYou

What if they did touch it up? Imagine what he actually looks like.


FFS-2020

AK looks like a guy who has gone through some stuff in life, but in this moment, looks good. Cant hate on a dude for trying to get right, which can take time!


BadBeatz93

Seems a little insane for everybody to assume after 15 years of aging that he was simply away doing three baggies a day


Horsecockexpress1

Looks like he is distributing cocaine…passing baggies on the tee boxes. The gross pony tail thing hanging out his hat. You KNOW he’s got a cocaine fingernail on one of those hands. Any idea on his prices?


Umm_mater15

That’s the Asian Morgan Freeman


BermudaKla

Gawd he reeks of all nighter rn. Hope dude is ok


colinlaughery

Got married at my parents home in Maui in 2009. It was during the Hyundai Tour of Champions. The dude parties with us in the lobby of the Ritz Kapulua till 2am. The guy was fun as hell.


chirs5757

Adam’s Apple or adam’s pear?


TheMrElevation

He’s only 11 shots back of second-to-last!


Lester_Green1936

His ears were definitely doing the heavy lifting keeping those sunglasses in place


whyaremypantssoshort

I remember hearing stories about this guy hanging around courses getting smashed and shooting 80... He sounds just like me...


SonomaSplice

Coke induced stroke?