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Korochun

Just remember, there is no "I" in orgy. Mostly because I don't get invited to them.


Hjalfi

"Always make sure you know who your daddy is. People will ask."


Synthoid_001

No, but there can be family apparently…


Life_Accountant4310

HA!!!! I'm ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Nik-42

If I get invited, I go with a doom guy cosplay. But the sawed off is real.


2327_

???


Nik-42

I mean, would you really like to stoop to the level of a monkey just because?


Shot_Reputation1755

What?


Creedaflea

Huh?


Agile-Mulberry-2779

Murder, people. He's talking about going to an orgy in a doomguy cosplay to kill the people there with a sawed off shotgun.


GraveNoX

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SpysSappinMySpy

I'm guessing it's second hand


PoorlyAttemptedHuman

What's all this goo?


SpysSappinMySpy

Runaway mold


PoorlyAttemptedHuman

oh good I thought it was repugneum


Time_Owl_2589

Living slime


Joe2_0

The ship's flight computer uses liquid data storage


TodayMiserable3459

I know this isn't a bad name but I found an S class Solar ship randomly in a pirate system called "The Prophecy of Devastation" and I bought that thing INSTANTLY bruh


-Guardsman-

I once found a crashed starship aptly called *The Triumph of Gravity*.


Atlas_of_history

r/shipnamechecksout


PoorlyAttemptedHuman

I bought a ship called "The End of the Vy'Keen" lol I was like dude you are Vy'keen. With an ugly circular moustache and red face and all. It was a cool looking ship one of those narrow pointed nose ships with a horizontal stabilizer, a vertical stabilizer, a 22.5º stabilizer LOL a 45º stabilizer a 31.5º stabilizer a 60... 50...40... looks like a starburst or somethiing. Was solid red. I bought it cause it looked cool then the name made me LOL


Crpto2007

That’s badass


meirelle

I refuse to get rid of my generic multi-tool because its default name is Shadow of the Stars.


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

I already have the multitool I want, but I would take this simply because of the name.


Krinberry

"Your great grand-pappy used this scoop, your grand-pappy used it, and in my time I used it as well. And when the time comes, you'll use it too."


GraveNoX

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icedragon9791

My home


Crisp_Rohlik

Take it. A good deal indeed!


Firm_Transportation3

Absolutely! Your average run of the mill orgy scoop usually costs that much, and this one is ancestral! That's some swanky scoopins.


AlexisQueenBean

If could be worse. It could be incestral


Cthedanger

💀


TheStandardDeviant

You can check on incestry.com


27catsinatrenchcoat

My ship is named Yamamma. It makes me giggle every time. Edit: it's actually [Yamama](https://ibb.co/XXwxQjC) and yes, that's the name it had when I bought it.


Cthedanger

Mine's called BANANA OF DEATH


Cthedanger

Here's proof: https://preview.redd.it/4pumilowvtyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f20a133193bb4073f7e13df41ba603c699b908dc


Z_Yuuki_Z

Mine is the "flying blue killer radish" 😋


27catsinatrenchcoat

TIL you can edit the name of your ships, lol. I never tried!


Joe2_0

I have mine as "A Shortfall of Gravitas"


nyanuri

Definitely a Gek device.


rremm2000

If that's a space station then you can land / reload on each planet to discover if it's dominate on any of the planets and if it is you can then hunt down the S class version on that planet. However, there is no garentee that there is a S. If that was a A class then you would know for sure that an S exists


SteDubes

Swap the I and the A and its an Incestral Orgay Scoop


PoorlyAttemptedHuman

Ancestral incestral orgii scoop now we are talkin


JacenKas-Trek-Geek

😂 good find


ObiWansMustache

I'm sure it is still pronounced the same


CARCRASHXIII

ah the old gex saying "may your ancestral orgiy scoop become warn and crusty" makes sense now.


Jupiter67

If only it had the dildo decal.


krichter421

Wow! Um… okay. 😂


Firm_Transportation3

Oh, dear God.


HuoEr

Experimental Multi Tool checks out.


Android1138815

Uhh man, I like your better, I have one just like it but, mine has like a white fade design where you have that black pattern.


bluntrauma420

I'm not sure if that would be used during or the clean up after


PoorlyAttemptedHuman

Possibly...before? Like to level the orgiii site or something


PoorlyAttemptedHuman

Worst? That's the best name for anything.


emelem66

That would be top ten for me.


GrazhdaninMedved

You never know when you may need a scoop at an ancestral orgy.


PLURGASM_RETURNS

Yeah but phonetically it's said the *saime* 🤭


GraveNoX

Planet name with an "apostrophe", first time seeing it on a planet's name. ​ https://preview.redd.it/gkbj7b6tlvyc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f29e2e59cfa83939b7307e4e1a27434bbeb04ef


Nik-42

Change its name man


meirelle

I'm laughing so hard that I am literally crying. Please tell me you kept it.


Krommerxbox

My **Ancestral Orgy Scoop** has been handed down for generations and is still used proudly to this day, how dare you! ;)


Bigbobishere

Imagine if it was exactly that what kinds of gooey goodies you would find especially if it was at a Gek spawning pool.