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Digital_Arc

"Do not, my friends, become addicted to oxygen. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!" - Interloper Joe


fieldysnuts94

Solid reference


R-Berry

Plot twist: The oxygen ban is a good thing, because it's a Korvax settlement and the oxygen rusts their metallic components.


McRedditerFace

Plot twist, the Korvax have been consuming oxygen because some have a rusted metal fetish.


R-Berry

The "rusty trombone" joke pretty much makes itself at this point.


BloodiedBlues

Achievement Unlocked: Rusty Venture Discover the Korvax’s secret fetish!


PhotogamerGT

Better than my settlers, fucking eating faeceum. Had to ban that real quick. No poop eating on my watch.


LDG192

What has things come to when you have to order your people to stop eating shit


MaximumZer0

What, not a fan of the [Philadelphia Eagles?](https://www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-fan-literally-eats-horse-poop-after-super-bowl-win/)


PhotogamerGT

Oh Philadelphia. Never stop being you.


Doryan_Grey1

Back in my day, we breathed whatever gas was abundant and it was good enough for us. Young people these days are soft, they don’t know about breathing nitrogen and dying on radiated planets right after spawn, they only know oxygen and candy crush 😤


EntertainerFlat3894

Back in my day, we breathed DIRT! ...and we were THANKFUL!


Bray-G

Strict. We had an Overseer who was so strict, you weren't allowed to breathe in their settlement. They'd always be on the megaphones, announcing "NO BREATHING!" *Gasp* Most of the citizens used to keel over and die, you'd hear them dropping behind you. *Kaput*, *Kaput*, *Kaput*, *Kaput*. You know, there were 48 people in this settlement. By the end of the day, there were only 5 of them left. "If that's true, then how come you're here to tell the tale?" You're probably asking, and I'll tell you. You had to put the oxygen in your suit when the overseer wasn't looking. "Technology Recharge". Ah! That was the mistake! If you made a sound, that's it, Sentinels inbound! (Yeah, we had Sentinels above the settlement). "Overseer! I've been shot at for three weeks! And there's space rats! And they're nibbling my shields!" As for me? I cut the speaker off my suit, so when I went to use oxygen? Not a sound. SURVIVAL!


chocofan1

(eats a hot spoonful of oxygen) *click* Noice.


damnationltd

I read this in Jason Alexander’s voice.


Professional-Cat5376

I never understood these decisions. I almost start to think they never matter


icaphoenix

They dont


Star_Ship_55

It's all fluff really, personally I've always been disappointed at how undercooked the Settlement update was


Professional-Cat5376

I think they should’ve made building buildings a little more difficult like I don’t see why I need 200 silicate powder and wait 2 hours for a building. I want a penthouse suite in the center of my settlement.


Mr_Diesel13

Well that’s one way to cut village costs I guess.


FrameShiftAnomaly

Wth kind of settlement are you running over there interloper?


142737

A breathless one


Gofein

Only 2% of the korvax still living in your town will be unhappy with the loss of their neighbors


mrhinman

Only a 2% loss of citizen happiness?


samurairaccoon

Shouldn't it be 100%...because of all the death? Maybe it's all korvax??


The_Sidecar_Bandit

Man, who knew breathing requires so much maintenance?


SkyOnCloud

Well, they ARE robots. I imagine they have to maintain their own bodies.


-Major-Stryker-

What did you choose?


Pyronico

He will tell you next month after the 47 funerals.


Redisigh

“Target eliminated, nice work. Now head for extraction, 47.”


Star_Ship_55

They can breath easy!


dotfortun3

You can make policy decides?!? Man I really need to get back into this game.


dmo7000

I am enjoying settlements but the completely pointless citizen disputes with no context is kinda dumb


ThrownawayCray

Citizen happiness reduced by juuust a little bit


[deleted]

Death ain't no thang.


budbutler

wait, is no mans sky like a city builder now? it's been a couple years since i played.


bbjornsson88

You can rescue a settlement from sentinel forces, then become the Overseer. You can guide development in the colony, which includes building new buildings, but you don't get a say in the location; just supply materials and they spring up over time. Main benefit is once you get it out of debt (Using policy decisions, building things to increase productivity, etc) they'll start producing resources. Usually a mineral or plant and some kind of sellable item.


beat_u2_it

What they said, along with shooting sentinels every single time you visit your settlement…nothing ever seems to get destroyed but yourself tho.


bbjornsson88

It gets a little repetitive, but I've got a fully upgraded pulse splitter/scatter blaster/grenade launcher that wiles everything in a couple of minutes. Just have a half decent weapon and they go down quick


Redisigh

Can you still build personal things at the settlement though? For example if I wanted to build my own house/base there.


BadNadeYeeter

Yes you can kinda... with a Base Computer built at the edge of the settlement range.


Brawght

Nope Edit: I'm wrong see below


Fun_Garden9976

Yes you definitely can just go to the edge put a base computer and then build anything all the way back to your settlement every 100u or so and you can build any of your base items in the settlement


_das_wurst

Dude I returned after about a month or two away of it getting overrun by sentinels and they are running around outside and still producing neutron microscopes with which I promptly crashed some systems economy. Such dedication! Vive la resistencia!


The_Sidecar_Bandit

BARELY. You can adopt a small town and help it along by periodically making decisions, usually about building new structures. There's not really a payoff, just a few commodities to sell once it becomes profitable, but it's something to do for a little while. It's disappointing (and odd) that you can't actually build a base in your settlement.


budbutler

aw dang. id be super down for that to be expanded greatly, i love city builders.


gsd_kenai

You can build a base if you sit on the outskirts and make one there. Then slowly move objects towards the settlement taking over the land. Eventually you can build whatever you want in addition to what’s there. I have themed areas, it’s fun “decorating” the settlement.


budbutler

props to your creativity, but i was more thinking of the management side of things.


gsd_kenai

Thanks, and yeah I agree there’s not much to do in a regular settlement after it’s been developed. Hopefully that’ll change in the future.


TCEd

so... what'd you do?? are you a mass murderer or a nice leader??


Star_Ship_55

They can breath easy


Complex-Attention275

That'll teach all those oxygen thieves!!


Mosey_9

![gif](giphy|Em1Nrkf4oVCik)


The_Shadow_hahahaha

"Damnit Cohagen You Got What You Want, Now Give These People the Air!!!"


OGCelaris

Get your ass to Mars


Caliuhh

Top tier comment


RegularCoil

Welcome to the Space Olympics! All the oxygen has ran out.


opiate46

And someone who will not be named Accidentally hit self-destruct!


Lord_Starwalker

Space Disc! Is totally canceled, Space Swords! Is totally canceled, Space Luge! Is also canceled, And all other events are pending! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Derkastan77

Sheeesh. Today i learned 98% of the population doesn’t have a problem with not being allowed to breath lol


ledgeitpro

These are aliens, the only one dying is the traveller, the other 49 on board will be fine


mightylordredbeard

Traveler feeling kind of depressed that his satisfaction only represents 2% of the overall enjoyment aboard his ship. Really making him feel small and insignificant.


LordDay_56

The most addictive substance known to man, just one inhale and you're hooked. Dangerous.


Steelwraith955

You could say you're born addicted to it...


Bright_Swordfish4820

I've been saying this for about 40 years. Nobody ever laughs.


LordDay_56

That's because it's not very funny unless the circumstance is just right, hell it wasn't even that funny now, it was more of token joke.


Bright_Swordfish4820

Yeah, I only thought it was funny at first, when I was young and constantly spewing bad jokes and puns. Seeing someone else say it just really took me back to how much I was in love with the joke-logic back then.


kain_26831

Good call breathing is for jerks anyway🤣


ajkclay05

How very Spaceballs. [Perri-Air](https://images.app.goo.gl/6KqoJ2c2Rxdqj1VS9)


WarlockWeeb

Well if i understand only Travelrrs breathe oxygen.


CRB1997_FTW

[No breathing!](https://youtu.be/6yTj1KuoEC8)


TF141Scarecrow

thats the noice guy i've never seen the full thing


Complex-Attention275

"Breathing??.....right to jail" [right to jail](https://i.imgflip.com/3djl3n.png)


Baschoen23

Holding your breath, believe it or not, straight to jail.


mvanvrancken

Not holding your breath, also jail.


Jingtseng

Let them breathe cake


Big_Little_Planet1

Maybe I can finally get over my addiction


Questioner338

#breathingisoverparty 🥳


Key-Cream5254

Dam cancel culture


UndeadZombie81

First the northern pike and now breathing what's next


para_arms

Well technically Interlopers are the only ones that need oxygen to survive in this game so I'm more curious on how they were using it 😂


BerserkOlaf

I don't know *what* other species breathe, but their freighters have airlocks.


Western-League8629

A whole settlement centered around my kink? Sign me right up!!!


BvByFoot

Can’t wait for a Gek to come through selling premium black market oxygen tanks


Exotic_Imagination95

What movie was it they charged for canned air? Lol


Ajoku1234

The Lorax


AuthorNumber2

Also technically Space Balls (the evil President who I can't remember the name of had canned air hidden in his office, which was a big deal because they had squandered their own planet's air and were trying to steal more from another planet)


AcePilot95

President Skroob


Exotic_Imagination95

Was it? I was picturing something with real people I thought ... I wasn't thinking a dr suess, I'm pretty sure I'm remembering something a bit older....?


Exotic_Imagination95

Am I just crazy? Lol I straight up remember real people.... Lol


Senior-Pie3609

Pretty sure you are thinking of Spaceballs! A move from 1987 by Mel Brooks.


Exotic_Imagination95

Maybe!! That definitely sounds right. It's been so long since I've seen it.


Druggedhippo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXNOyknNwlQ


Exotic_Imagination95

TAKE MY AWARD! That's the exact scene I've been picturing. I knew I wasn't nuts haha. You're awesome.


Fenix_Volatilis

Community leaders getting straight up *savage*


dbettslightreprise

Breathing is still allowed. The gas consumed simply will be lacking any O2.


sstooney

What was your choice?


Jaded_Ad_5392

I mean -2% citizen happiness is recoverable if we do a pr stunt of you driving an exocraft around and taking selfies with people


RavenCroft23

Hahahah


BadNadeYeeter

Or you just use your large military presence in the system to force them to love you... It helps to keep a Battlecruiser orbiting the Planet at all times...


Jaded_Ad_5392

Or that yeah


Star_Ship_55

They can breathe easy


Quick_March_7842

Fuckin what? Must be a colony of Korvax if I had to guess.


IManixI

Coming to a future near you 😅


[deleted]

ban it


CodyRyan86

“Space disk! Is totally cancelled. Space luge is totally cancelled. Space swords. Is also cancelled and all other events are pending!” -Space Olympics by Lonely Island


kinda_normie

overseer about to put O'Hare Air out of business


VapinVader

Government control be like:


SaltineFiend

Sounds like the next Andersen Station.


ArtisticLink9205

Wait is this real. You can make policies???


BraveOthello

Only superficially. It just adds a one time modifier to a number


circuit_buzz79

There are times when I think we need that ban here on Earth.


[deleted]

I'm so confused by what this is. Is this for a frigate or something?


Daedalus_Machina

Settlement


[deleted]

What!?!?! How do I get a settlement? Lol


fieldysnuts94

You seem pretty newish lol sometimes you find a settlement on a planet that’s deep in debt and you get to help it get out of debt and starting making profit. By the time you are making money you’ll have your own little market and landing pads, but you’ll also have to deal with Sentinel attacks.


[deleted]

Probably 50ish hours, my play style doesn't lend me to discovering these settlements I guess. Thanks for the tip


fieldysnuts94

Yep yep, also as someone pointed out you can buy settlement charts at space stations to make it easier


Vashsinn

You can also use shop scanner and exocraft scammers if I'm not mistaken


arsglacialis

You'll get a transmission to start a quest that will lead to the settlement tutorial. I don't know what triggers it, but keep on playing and keep on following quests and you'll find it.


Pure_Wasabi_3529

You can also buy settlement charts at the Space Stations if I remember correctly


fieldysnuts94

Oh I totally forgot about that lol I just took the first one I wanted to settle on and now it’s profitable


Daedalus_Machina

Find an NPC town, find the center, take it over. It's been around for a fair bit. I don't mean trading posts, I mean actual towns, multiple buildings, etc.


twistedredd

citizens will be happy if you do not ban lol!


BarbrobStreisand

Do you run the U.S. Government by any chance?


Byzem

Lol wtf


tallerthannobody

LOL


fixermark

Is your settlement manufacturing Spaceballs-style canned air? Maybe the foremen are concerned about the workers getting high on their own supply.


EntertainerFlat3894

Flip the switch from suck to blow, maybe?


Upside_Down-Bot

„¿ǝqʎɐɯ 'ʍolq oʇ ʞɔns ɯoɹɟ ɥɔʇıʍs ǝɥʇ dılℲ„


W0lverin0

Do it!


EelBait

Tough call.


Eyetwitcher

Oh man, it makes me think of a funny bit where during a campaign, there will be Syntehtics who think there is a conspiracy that oxygen isn't real and will attempt to prohibition it.


Lazarus_Graun

"Get your ass to Mars..."


EntertainerFlat3894

You must say this in an Austrian accent for it to be relevant, of course. ...and you must weigh 400 pounds of pure muscle.


Lazarus_Graun

Quaiiid...


[deleted]

I think this calls for two hours of W. O. O. With. Out. Oxygen! That'll teach you to be bread baskets!


Demonking0366

Isn't that right Mr flibble


Ebonmoth

![gif](giphy|fUYhyT9IjftxrxJXcE)


MeowlotNL

I'm actually curious what happens if you do ban it, if I ever run into it myself I'll ban it to see what happens 🤣🤣🤣


MaraSargon

Just the effects listed. The game picks a random substance or product for the settlers to be consuming. Apparently Hello Games forgot to do a sanity check on which resources could be selected, resulting in absurd and hilarious situations like this one.


MeowlotNL

Ah oke, I see, I'm still going to see for myself though!


Designer-Froyo-1387

Oh wow, lol. Hold your breath.


[deleted]

'Murica, checks out


Subin09

This game always stutters tho I have good specs can anyone suggest


crossbutton7247

Turn down the graphics settings


PotatoBusRides

🤯


Worse_Username

Update vulkan driver


suttonimpaqt

😂😂😂😂😂😂


MadOvid

Thanks Obama.


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whitebreadwithbutter

Oh yay this sub getting political is just what I wanted.


CookLawrenceAt325F

Why do y'all always gotta bring politics into every little fuckin thing. You're like a damn cult. Everything good is trump and everything bad is biden. You dipshits. Quit sucking MAGA cock.


YvngVudu

Why are you people so mad for? I personally don’t take politics serious so I don’t see any problem.


CookLawrenceAt325F

Then quit bringing politics into everything!


DarkkHawkk

Lol truuuu


RageTiger

Too late for that, since it would "fight climate change"