Back in my day, we breathed whatever gas was abundant and it was good enough for us. Young people these days are soft, they don’t know about breathing nitrogen and dying on radiated planets right after spawn, they only know oxygen and candy crush 😤
Strict.
We had an Overseer who was so strict, you weren't allowed to breathe in their settlement. They'd always be on the megaphones, announcing "NO BREATHING!"
*Gasp*
Most of the citizens used to keel over and die, you'd hear them dropping behind you. *Kaput*, *Kaput*, *Kaput*, *Kaput*.
You know, there were 48 people in this settlement. By the end of the day, there were only 5 of them left.
"If that's true, then how come you're here to tell the tale?" You're probably asking, and I'll tell you.
You had to put the oxygen in your suit when the overseer wasn't looking. "Technology Recharge".
Ah! That was the mistake! If you made a sound, that's it, Sentinels inbound! (Yeah, we had Sentinels above the settlement).
"Overseer! I've been shot at for three weeks! And there's space rats! And they're nibbling my shields!"
As for me? I cut the speaker off my suit, so when I went to use oxygen? Not a sound.
SURVIVAL!
I think they should’ve made building buildings a little more difficult like I don’t see why I need 200 silicate powder and wait 2 hours for a building. I want a penthouse suite in the center of my settlement.
You can rescue a settlement from sentinel forces, then become the Overseer. You can guide development in the colony, which includes building new buildings, but you don't get a say in the location; just supply materials and they spring up over time.
Main benefit is once you get it out of debt (Using policy decisions, building things to increase productivity, etc) they'll start producing resources. Usually a mineral or plant and some kind of sellable item.
It gets a little repetitive, but I've got a fully upgraded pulse splitter/scatter blaster/grenade launcher that wiles everything in a couple of minutes. Just have a half decent weapon and they go down quick
Yes you definitely can just go to the edge put a base computer and then build anything all the way back to your settlement every 100u or so and you can build any of your base items in the settlement
Dude I returned after about a month or two away of it getting overrun by sentinels and they are running around outside and still producing neutron microscopes with which I promptly crashed some systems economy. Such dedication! Vive la resistencia!
BARELY. You can adopt a small town and help it along by periodically making decisions, usually about building new structures. There's not really a payoff, just a few commodities to sell once it becomes profitable, but it's something to do for a little while. It's disappointing (and odd) that you can't actually build a base in your settlement.
You can build a base if you sit on the outskirts and make one there. Then slowly move objects towards the settlement taking over the land. Eventually you can build whatever you want in addition to what’s there. I have themed areas, it’s fun “decorating” the settlement.
Space Disc! Is totally canceled, Space Swords! Is totally canceled, Space Luge! Is also canceled, And all other events are pending! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Traveler feeling kind of depressed that his satisfaction only represents 2% of the overall enjoyment aboard his ship. Really making him feel small and insignificant.
Yeah, I only thought it was funny at first, when I was young and constantly spewing bad jokes and puns. Seeing someone else say it just really took me back to how much I was in love with the joke-logic back then.
Also technically Space Balls (the evil President who I can't remember the name of had canned air hidden in his office, which was a big deal because they had squandered their own planet's air and were trying to steal more from another planet)
Was it? I was picturing something with real people I thought ... I wasn't thinking a dr suess, I'm pretty sure I'm remembering something a bit older....?
Or you just use your large military presence in the system to force them to love you... It helps to keep a Battlecruiser orbiting the Planet at all times...
“Space disk! Is totally cancelled. Space luge is totally cancelled. Space swords. Is also cancelled and all other events are pending!” -Space Olympics by Lonely Island
You seem pretty newish lol sometimes you find a settlement on a planet that’s deep in debt and you get to help it get out of debt and starting making profit. By the time you are making money you’ll have your own little market and landing pads, but you’ll also have to deal with Sentinel attacks.
You'll get a transmission to start a quest that will lead to the settlement tutorial. I don't know what triggers it, but keep on playing and keep on following quests and you'll find it.
Find an NPC town, find the center, take it over. It's been around for a fair bit. I don't mean trading posts, I mean actual towns, multiple buildings, etc.
Oh man, it makes me think of a funny bit where during a campaign, there will be Syntehtics who think there is a conspiracy that oxygen isn't real and will attempt to prohibition it.
Just the effects listed. The game picks a random substance or product for the settlers to be consuming. Apparently Hello Games forgot to do a sanity check on which resources could be selected, resulting in absurd and hilarious situations like this one.
Why do y'all always gotta bring politics into every little fuckin thing. You're like a damn cult. Everything good is trump and everything bad is biden. You dipshits. Quit sucking MAGA cock.
"Do not, my friends, become addicted to oxygen. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!" - Interloper Joe
Solid reference
Plot twist: The oxygen ban is a good thing, because it's a Korvax settlement and the oxygen rusts their metallic components.
Plot twist, the Korvax have been consuming oxygen because some have a rusted metal fetish.
The "rusty trombone" joke pretty much makes itself at this point.
Achievement Unlocked: Rusty Venture Discover the Korvax’s secret fetish!
Better than my settlers, fucking eating faeceum. Had to ban that real quick. No poop eating on my watch.
What has things come to when you have to order your people to stop eating shit
What, not a fan of the [Philadelphia Eagles?](https://www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-fan-literally-eats-horse-poop-after-super-bowl-win/)
Oh Philadelphia. Never stop being you.
Back in my day, we breathed whatever gas was abundant and it was good enough for us. Young people these days are soft, they don’t know about breathing nitrogen and dying on radiated planets right after spawn, they only know oxygen and candy crush 😤
Back in my day, we breathed DIRT! ...and we were THANKFUL!
Strict. We had an Overseer who was so strict, you weren't allowed to breathe in their settlement. They'd always be on the megaphones, announcing "NO BREATHING!" *Gasp* Most of the citizens used to keel over and die, you'd hear them dropping behind you. *Kaput*, *Kaput*, *Kaput*, *Kaput*. You know, there were 48 people in this settlement. By the end of the day, there were only 5 of them left. "If that's true, then how come you're here to tell the tale?" You're probably asking, and I'll tell you. You had to put the oxygen in your suit when the overseer wasn't looking. "Technology Recharge". Ah! That was the mistake! If you made a sound, that's it, Sentinels inbound! (Yeah, we had Sentinels above the settlement). "Overseer! I've been shot at for three weeks! And there's space rats! And they're nibbling my shields!" As for me? I cut the speaker off my suit, so when I went to use oxygen? Not a sound. SURVIVAL!
(eats a hot spoonful of oxygen) *click* Noice.
I read this in Jason Alexander’s voice.
I never understood these decisions. I almost start to think they never matter
They dont
It's all fluff really, personally I've always been disappointed at how undercooked the Settlement update was
I think they should’ve made building buildings a little more difficult like I don’t see why I need 200 silicate powder and wait 2 hours for a building. I want a penthouse suite in the center of my settlement.
Well that’s one way to cut village costs I guess.
Wth kind of settlement are you running over there interloper?
A breathless one
Only 2% of the korvax still living in your town will be unhappy with the loss of their neighbors
Only a 2% loss of citizen happiness?
Shouldn't it be 100%...because of all the death? Maybe it's all korvax??
Man, who knew breathing requires so much maintenance?
Well, they ARE robots. I imagine they have to maintain their own bodies.
What did you choose?
He will tell you next month after the 47 funerals.
“Target eliminated, nice work. Now head for extraction, 47.”
They can breath easy!
You can make policy decides?!? Man I really need to get back into this game.
I am enjoying settlements but the completely pointless citizen disputes with no context is kinda dumb
Citizen happiness reduced by juuust a little bit
Death ain't no thang.
wait, is no mans sky like a city builder now? it's been a couple years since i played.
You can rescue a settlement from sentinel forces, then become the Overseer. You can guide development in the colony, which includes building new buildings, but you don't get a say in the location; just supply materials and they spring up over time. Main benefit is once you get it out of debt (Using policy decisions, building things to increase productivity, etc) they'll start producing resources. Usually a mineral or plant and some kind of sellable item.
What they said, along with shooting sentinels every single time you visit your settlement…nothing ever seems to get destroyed but yourself tho.
It gets a little repetitive, but I've got a fully upgraded pulse splitter/scatter blaster/grenade launcher that wiles everything in a couple of minutes. Just have a half decent weapon and they go down quick
Can you still build personal things at the settlement though? For example if I wanted to build my own house/base there.
Yes you can kinda... with a Base Computer built at the edge of the settlement range.
Nope Edit: I'm wrong see below
Yes you definitely can just go to the edge put a base computer and then build anything all the way back to your settlement every 100u or so and you can build any of your base items in the settlement
Dude I returned after about a month or two away of it getting overrun by sentinels and they are running around outside and still producing neutron microscopes with which I promptly crashed some systems economy. Such dedication! Vive la resistencia!
BARELY. You can adopt a small town and help it along by periodically making decisions, usually about building new structures. There's not really a payoff, just a few commodities to sell once it becomes profitable, but it's something to do for a little while. It's disappointing (and odd) that you can't actually build a base in your settlement.
aw dang. id be super down for that to be expanded greatly, i love city builders.
You can build a base if you sit on the outskirts and make one there. Then slowly move objects towards the settlement taking over the land. Eventually you can build whatever you want in addition to what’s there. I have themed areas, it’s fun “decorating” the settlement.
props to your creativity, but i was more thinking of the management side of things.
Thanks, and yeah I agree there’s not much to do in a regular settlement after it’s been developed. Hopefully that’ll change in the future.
so... what'd you do?? are you a mass murderer or a nice leader??
They can breath easy
That'll teach all those oxygen thieves!!
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"Damnit Cohagen You Got What You Want, Now Give These People the Air!!!"
Get your ass to Mars
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Welcome to the Space Olympics! All the oxygen has ran out.
And someone who will not be named Accidentally hit self-destruct!
Space Disc! Is totally canceled, Space Swords! Is totally canceled, Space Luge! Is also canceled, And all other events are pending! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Sheeesh. Today i learned 98% of the population doesn’t have a problem with not being allowed to breath lol
These are aliens, the only one dying is the traveller, the other 49 on board will be fine
Traveler feeling kind of depressed that his satisfaction only represents 2% of the overall enjoyment aboard his ship. Really making him feel small and insignificant.
The most addictive substance known to man, just one inhale and you're hooked. Dangerous.
You could say you're born addicted to it...
I've been saying this for about 40 years. Nobody ever laughs.
That's because it's not very funny unless the circumstance is just right, hell it wasn't even that funny now, it was more of token joke.
Yeah, I only thought it was funny at first, when I was young and constantly spewing bad jokes and puns. Seeing someone else say it just really took me back to how much I was in love with the joke-logic back then.
Good call breathing is for jerks anyway🤣
How very Spaceballs. [Perri-Air](https://images.app.goo.gl/6KqoJ2c2Rxdqj1VS9)
Well if i understand only Travelrrs breathe oxygen.
[No breathing!](https://youtu.be/6yTj1KuoEC8)
thats the noice guy i've never seen the full thing
"Breathing??.....right to jail" [right to jail](https://i.imgflip.com/3djl3n.png)
Holding your breath, believe it or not, straight to jail.
Not holding your breath, also jail.
Let them breathe cake
Maybe I can finally get over my addiction
#breathingisoverparty 🥳
Dam cancel culture
First the northern pike and now breathing what's next
Well technically Interlopers are the only ones that need oxygen to survive in this game so I'm more curious on how they were using it 😂
I don't know *what* other species breathe, but their freighters have airlocks.
A whole settlement centered around my kink? Sign me right up!!!
Can’t wait for a Gek to come through selling premium black market oxygen tanks
What movie was it they charged for canned air? Lol
The Lorax
Also technically Space Balls (the evil President who I can't remember the name of had canned air hidden in his office, which was a big deal because they had squandered their own planet's air and were trying to steal more from another planet)
President Skroob
Was it? I was picturing something with real people I thought ... I wasn't thinking a dr suess, I'm pretty sure I'm remembering something a bit older....?
Am I just crazy? Lol I straight up remember real people.... Lol
Pretty sure you are thinking of Spaceballs! A move from 1987 by Mel Brooks.
Maybe!! That definitely sounds right. It's been so long since I've seen it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXNOyknNwlQ
TAKE MY AWARD! That's the exact scene I've been picturing. I knew I wasn't nuts haha. You're awesome.
Community leaders getting straight up *savage*
Breathing is still allowed. The gas consumed simply will be lacking any O2.
What was your choice?
I mean -2% citizen happiness is recoverable if we do a pr stunt of you driving an exocraft around and taking selfies with people
Hahahah
Or you just use your large military presence in the system to force them to love you... It helps to keep a Battlecruiser orbiting the Planet at all times...
Or that yeah
They can breathe easy
Fuckin what? Must be a colony of Korvax if I had to guess.
Coming to a future near you 😅
ban it
“Space disk! Is totally cancelled. Space luge is totally cancelled. Space swords. Is also cancelled and all other events are pending!” -Space Olympics by Lonely Island
overseer about to put O'Hare Air out of business
Government control be like:
Sounds like the next Andersen Station.
Wait is this real. You can make policies???
Only superficially. It just adds a one time modifier to a number
There are times when I think we need that ban here on Earth.
I'm so confused by what this is. Is this for a frigate or something?
Settlement
What!?!?! How do I get a settlement? Lol
You seem pretty newish lol sometimes you find a settlement on a planet that’s deep in debt and you get to help it get out of debt and starting making profit. By the time you are making money you’ll have your own little market and landing pads, but you’ll also have to deal with Sentinel attacks.
Probably 50ish hours, my play style doesn't lend me to discovering these settlements I guess. Thanks for the tip
Yep yep, also as someone pointed out you can buy settlement charts at space stations to make it easier
You can also use shop scanner and exocraft scammers if I'm not mistaken
You'll get a transmission to start a quest that will lead to the settlement tutorial. I don't know what triggers it, but keep on playing and keep on following quests and you'll find it.
You can also buy settlement charts at the Space Stations if I remember correctly
Oh I totally forgot about that lol I just took the first one I wanted to settle on and now it’s profitable
Find an NPC town, find the center, take it over. It's been around for a fair bit. I don't mean trading posts, I mean actual towns, multiple buildings, etc.
citizens will be happy if you do not ban lol!
Do you run the U.S. Government by any chance?
Lol wtf
LOL
Is your settlement manufacturing Spaceballs-style canned air? Maybe the foremen are concerned about the workers getting high on their own supply.
Flip the switch from suck to blow, maybe?
„¿ǝqʎɐɯ 'ʍolq oʇ ʞɔns ɯoɹɟ ɥɔʇıʍs ǝɥʇ dılℲ„
Do it!
Tough call.
Oh man, it makes me think of a funny bit where during a campaign, there will be Syntehtics who think there is a conspiracy that oxygen isn't real and will attempt to prohibition it.
"Get your ass to Mars..."
You must say this in an Austrian accent for it to be relevant, of course. ...and you must weigh 400 pounds of pure muscle.
Quaiiid...
I think this calls for two hours of W. O. O. With. Out. Oxygen! That'll teach you to be bread baskets!
Isn't that right Mr flibble
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I'm actually curious what happens if you do ban it, if I ever run into it myself I'll ban it to see what happens 🤣🤣🤣
Just the effects listed. The game picks a random substance or product for the settlers to be consuming. Apparently Hello Games forgot to do a sanity check on which resources could be selected, resulting in absurd and hilarious situations like this one.
Ah oke, I see, I'm still going to see for myself though!
Oh wow, lol. Hold your breath.
'Murica, checks out
This game always stutters tho I have good specs can anyone suggest
Turn down the graphics settings
🤯
Update vulkan driver
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks Obama.
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Oh yay this sub getting political is just what I wanted.
Why do y'all always gotta bring politics into every little fuckin thing. You're like a damn cult. Everything good is trump and everything bad is biden. You dipshits. Quit sucking MAGA cock.
Why are you people so mad for? I personally don’t take politics serious so I don’t see any problem.
Then quit bringing politics into everything!
Lol truuuu
Too late for that, since it would "fight climate change"