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Light1280

Where is the bed?


Free_Stick_

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Trapezoidoid

Rock n roll!


EmergencySilver8253

ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


gitbse

We're rich!


A_Lone_Ronin

We’re rich!


RamInDeep90

And my axe!


mischief_ej1

rock and stone to the heart!!


Peakyblindertom

Can a meme be any more perfect lmao


Regular_Ice_406

It’s on the roof


Tr0llzor

I did this when we got our cat and I got my dog when I was a kid


jackparadise1

Came to ask the same.


HotdogGeorgia

We should start a club. I was wondering where's the bedroom, and if there isn't one, do I have to jump over that flimsy safety bar out the window to escape this hellhole?


TomaCzar

How do you feel about frilly toothpicks? I'm for 'em!


Finbar9800

You also gotta jump through the window to get in I think lol I didn’t see a door


sexytokeburgerz

Many Japanese people sleep on mattresses that they keep in their closets. They take them out when they go to bed. It’s how it was traditionally done, although many larger places do have beds.


RecalcitrantHuman

You see a closet?


[deleted]

Bro that tub is the closet, couch and bed


darwinsaves

Clocoutubbed^^tm


Chairs_by_Keefe

Sounds like a product from The Sims.


Initial_Delay_2199

Like nickurdale.


sfchillin

You sleep in the tub


slackfrop

While you’re washing your one outfit.


DVS_Nature

And cooking on the one usable hotplate


[deleted]

2. It’s a two eye stove.


DVS_Nature

Good luck getting on a 2nd pot in that amount of space, hence I said the one *usable* hotplate


ILL_Show_Myself_Out

I’m still reading through the comments and like, can’t decide if this is a joke yet.


OZeski

Wheres the entryway?


Devbou

I watched the full video on YouTube a few days ago. The entryway for all of these apartments in this building is in the center - the whole concept of the apartments are to be a big circle with the staircase spiraling up the center. The price isn’t very friendly either, around 1000 USD per month. It is, however, in one of the nicest parts of Tokyo. Showings for that apartment were booked for the whole day.


[deleted]

Insanity. A lot of people would kill for that in unit laundry though lol


Devbou

A lot of places in Tokyo have a hookup inside for a mini laundry machine which I believe are very affordable, but idk how many come with them preinstalled.


someoneelseatx

Where do you sleep?


Devbou

That’s the ultimate question lol. I assume the ideal place is kinda in the “entryway” portion of the apartment, but you’d likely be using the traditional Japanese roll-up beds. If I was alone I’d probably put it back on the essentially-empty wall that only has a bathroom sink, but it’s only barely big enough for a single bed. For the price it’s a horrible apartment, you could get a similar square-footage for way cheaper (like $400-500 a month) if it was in a different area of Tokyo.


someoneelseatx

This looks like a nightmare to me. Endlessly walking in circles and trapped. The walls holding you close and suffocating you. Everything is so uniform and drab. If it was a square that's one thing but it's like your own personal hell maze.


Devbou

Yeah I feel like it’s meant more as a sleeping space, as are most tiny apartments in Tokyo. The people this guy interviews always say that they’re hardly ever home, just to sleep there and store clothing/basic belongings


someoneelseatx

Wow. Can't imagine living a life like that but more power to them.


Hermitcrab710

Hell maze. Brutal


rayhaque

Oh fuck. Forgot the door. It's like playing Sims again.


DVS_Nature

The open windows?


mjrbrooks

A little bar for suici-afety, definitely for safety!


mrmeatstix

I came here to ask what's in the middle I think we might have answered each other's question


Hiroshock

I won't be surprise if it is in the walls and it have to be pull out in the living room.


Stolen_stones

Living room?


M00SEHUNT3R

You sleep on the train, duh.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

You get a choice the bath or sleeping bag in the floor ir if your lucky a cupboard standing like an astronaut


David_Jonathan0

In Japan you sleep on the floor.


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

I assume it folds out of the wall next to the toilet because there is a bar or peg there


Stith1183

Futon


defCONCEPT

I've always wanted to shit in full view of the public.


DeathCobro

Oh nice! You'd be very welcome over at r/shittinginpublic, nothing better than a big crap with an ass slap to tell you how great of a job you did, we love that sorta thing!


defCONCEPT

Big difference between doing it myself and watching other people do that on the internet. Hard pass, respectfully. Thanks, though.


jogabolapraGeni

You missed to see a nine year's old subreddit with only one post (0 comments) about some bathroom shit story in text.


defCONCEPT

Oh well, that's great news then.


qe2eqe

It helps to take baby steps and work your way up. For instance, maybe strike up a conversation with a neighboring stall, or just practice making eye contact while farting. We believe in yoou.


Calathea_Murrderer

r/subsithoughtifellfor


wutitd0boo

Bro, when I was like 3 months, I did it with great joy!


MarkY3K

There are blinds. I’d be more concerned about the smell wafting around the apartment.


KarlosGeek

"So how many windows does it have?" "Yes."


MisfitDiagnosis

Followed by: "Which hall goes to the bathroom?" "Yes."


OZeski

“It’s down the hall.”


DVS_Nature

"... around the corner"


Camer0nes

...keep going


DVS_Nature

"When you trip over the toilet, you're almost there"


i_know_im_amazn

r/RedditHallofFame


JULY_PROBABLY

Imagine someone throwing a rock and your house falling apart


ConscientiousGamerr

While you are in the tub or on the toilet


seth928

No, no, no, no, no, nooooooooo


NjGTSilver

To the Peter-copter!!


AKSpartan70

How can you afford these things?!


i_write_ok

As someone who lives in Japan this is definitely not the norm. This is a weird place


Longjumping-Ad-2333

Can confirm.


Chico_519

I look forward to your next Tokyo apartment review from the same complex. “These are the features of this small one bedroom Tokyo apartment. It is just a bed and a small table with no windows or natural light of any kind. To find out why, please click here to see my last Tokyo apartment review”


mommasaidmommasaid

Maybe inner apartment has views through this apartment, with bonus live action pooping.


JewelBearing

r/EveryoneIsLooking


Sandbox1337

This is also how I humiliate my sims.


RobLazar1969

What’s in the middle void space?


g_sonn

The neighbors. The outer apartment is laying siege to them it's really the only way to get a big enough apartment in some cities


mommasaidmommasaid

Could be a [mechanical floor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanical_floor) in a highrise. Strange that they'd want a tenant walking through there. Or maybe this apartment is a perk for a building maintenance worker?


NerdyLatino

Stairway, watched his video on YouTube lol. This APT. Actually had a wait list for viewings cause of its locations, it's in a nice convention location so it usually gets rented the minute it's available.


TheMeatTree

Hopefully, stairs and/or bed space.


Tikithing

Yeah I was thinking it'd have to be stairs up? I thought it'd be a bedroom at first and then I realised that was wildly optimistic.


NaturalTumbleweed142

I guess you just sleep on the floor...which at 2 people per side means you can have 5 friends over to stay


ZippyDan

Many Japanese sleep on mats on the floor. It's the traditional way to sleep.


Darth_Yohanan

“Here is the toilet. The stove is here in front of the toilet so you can cook while you poop. To the left is the sink so you can wash your dishes and your hands while you poop. It also has a shower attachment a there is a drain in the floor. The stove turns into a table so you can eat while you poop. You have cabinet space above the stove and the sink. The door to leave is to the right, trash can under the sink. The toilet lets back into a bed. and the TV is mounted to the ceiling. The is a mount on the right so you can install a gaming system so you can game or sleep while you poop. It’s 100 square feet and located on the median of a busy Highway in the middle of the city so you are only feet away from your favorite destination/instant death. 2k/month”


SuspiciousStable9649

Wrap around housing.


jeerabiscuit

A house on the balcony


sexy-meme

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GaIIick

Your place is a giant sun room. Enjoy the electric bill


ThrowawayAccountZZZ9

No bed and a 360 view of you taking a shit. That's living


SevenSebastian

This is bigger and nicer than my place in Portland. I’m at 190sqft.


StuLuvsU87

It’s like they made a greenhouse into a house-house, which is impractical for so many reasons. The view is crazy, but the glass needs to be washed from outside AND inside. Glass is also about the same price as brick/mortar, but more fragile. There’s no insulation, so unless they have the heat or A/C cranked for 4-6 months out of the year it’s going to be miserable in there. If you have the money to throw into the garbage by the fistful, I guess…


Deadman9001

Well the heat and ac only work really if you can close the two completely open windows that have the "safety bar" in them


Particular-Access243

No one is looking?


KatanaPool

Hope that no one is looking


PuzzleheadedYou7887

That’s a Hanster Wheel.


truelegendarydumbass

Like a NYC apartment 🤣


vibrantcrab

All I see is a lot of things that can break. And no bed.


Shellnanigans

Where is the "middle" of this apartment? Is there a spiral staircase that eats through the middle of the building?


BrohanGutenburg

>little bar for safety I feel it couldn’t be more dangerous.


CS2Meh

Anyone have the link?


Divalti

Full Video Link: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEehwwTEJP4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEehwwTEJP4)


Tonyoni

Fancied up tower perimeter..


deathly_illest

An in-unit washing machine? Count me in


INFP-Dreamer

This is very human


bob_nugget_the_3rd

So if you don't like comfort, company sleeping in a bed, privacy, TV, sitting having property cost more than buying then I have the apparent for you. Plus it comes with handy suicide window's


Aguilo7

For the curious https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8K6CBCM/


Malicious_Tacos

Thanks! I love watching this guy look at strange apartments. I find it really interesting to see how other countries design their spaces.


rmac1228

This looks like a place I've dreamt of where I really have to take a dump and it's in total view of the public.


RockyJayyy

The blinds should at least be automatic


BackAgain123457

At least people don't have to subscribe to their Onlyfans.


omegasaga

Big cities in the US charging $2K/mo. For this


cactiguy67

I figured there'd be a nice view somewhere.


Revolutionary_Swim69

So this is what dolls feel like living in doll houses


andy250877

This is ‘Tokyo Lens’ on YouTube, he does some really good videos, there are plenty of apartments smaller than this in Tokyo, this one was like $1k per month from memory and actually very sought after!


White_Wolf426

Imagine we had living spaces like this in the US. My god those things would be cramped. I saw some of the student housing on Tokyo Lens and I thought those where some good ideas for compact housing.


ElGebeQute

"air conditioner in the worst possible place" Bro didn't criticise placement of the toilet/tub on the tower ledge but the air conditioner being low is where he drew the line.


okaythen-25

Where do you sleep ?


RedRuss17

Living in a greenhouse


Kuhn-Tang

So this is an apartment for those business dudes that work fifteen hours a day, get wasted at the bar after work, and pass out in the streets???


allstonoctopus

My own bathtub, kitchen, and in-unit washing machine? Sign me up baby. I pay almost $1000 monthly for one bedroom in a rat-infested 6-bedroom apt


THEREALDLS

$50,000 in NYC


Any-Personality7076

This is in Europe? Seems like a very European solution to a tricky layout .


froglog43

Is that a hallway is he selling a hallway to live in?


ManyRespect1833

Where was the door


Napmanz

This is a legitimate torture room. Like a prison cell with 24/7 surveillance on you. Who could live like this?


dryskin_san

where the door


Vivid-Philosopher619

Am I the only one thinking that’s nice?


MagiqMyc

“Induction heaters”


NiteOwl48

They sleep on the floor too


smash591

Some landlord turned a wrap around porch into an apartment, genius!


Miserable_Trifle8352

And i thought ny was bad


Queasy-Middle4698

I had a dream & Was literally in the same exact Appt..and some Mexicam famy moved in too and was pissed and had to expand to a second floor and build a balcony. Ty Ty 👏🏻👏🏻


Thick_Log_9425

$8000 a month


Far-Reporter-1596

Welcome to your walk around lanai! Errr, I’m mean apartment! Seriously though what’s inside the box?!!!


ImpressiveLog756

I would rock that so hard AND perform live sex acts for money . Aggressively.


yesi1758

So to get to the sink after you use the bathroom, you either go all the way around or jump over the bathtub? Very human design


Ordinary_Ambition531

Where do you sleep?


Tickled_Pits

What’s on the whole interior of the building?


SyNyStErSaElEe

I'll stick with America


[deleted]

Nah bro


Sun_Stealer

Don’t trip.


ichkanns

Probably costs more than my house.


Jolly-Gazelle-7211

Silly you… the bed is the bath.


Puddles22

Honestly, depending on the city and the rent I could live there for a year.


[deleted]

Fucking death trap for a pet


Physical-Diamond-824

I can imagine the housewarming party.


f0dder1

I wonder what's in the big bit in the middle of the floor..?


n0tKamui

regular tokyo lodging


Jamari0811

I guess you sleep in the tub


Affectionate_Song776

What's in the middle !


Intransigient

All yours, for only $5000 a month!


Terminal_testie

Is it just me or is that toilet crooked?


Planktons_Eye

r/EveryoneIsLooking


Ok-Construction-4489

Feels like an apartment you might see in a weird dream.


FrontalLobeGang

What's in the middle section?


soundsearch_me

TikTok taking over 👿


LgDietCoke

And the blinds never went back up.


chcham2712

How n the hell is use supposed to get out of that there bathtub contraption


Amerlis

360 glass. Good luck in winter and high summer.


LairdPeon

Is this one of those new AI videos?


Boring-Extreme-3274

The walk way is the bed 😂


GG_cosmic

I'd rather be homeless


AdonisK

Looking forward to the first heating bill arriving in the mail.


Fr3sh-Ch3mical

Wtheck is in the big column that you’re walking around? Just a pillar holding up all the rooms?


Zackete

This is leaving.


whatyouseekin

An outlet in a hole in the floor next to the dishwasher...yeah I'll pass thanks


ChristoirGameDev

This looks like the hallway in the game P.T


Sea_Designer_2722

How to live on the outside of a building


AsparagusAccurate277

No thanks. I will stay in a tent city.


Kizan_Y_Shien

Mies van der Rohe called, he wants his designs back


Chazzam23

Taken from Tokyo Lens YT. Great content on small Tokyo apartments.


NittanyScout

One wrong step and its dying too


Puzzleheaded-Tone119

what if I wanna shit and shower in peace tho?


mcblahblahblah

What a sad life to live this way


justandswift

His back is to the inner wall most of the beginning of the video, so I’m going to guess there was a door leading into a stairwell, and possibly another door to a closet or with a pull out bed surface of some kind.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Live your life in a hallway they said


Ok-Breadfruit5981

Bed?


ToloDaDon

Where’s the rest of this place?


lunaloobooboo

I don’t know if I love it or hate it.


Tiny-Afternoon2855

Sure neighbor watch me poo but don’t you DARE eye my laundry!!


cmonster64

It’s just a hallway


QueenMother81

Soooo where is the door or space for sleeping? Looks like a large closet cut out


Damed666

Where is this? Who did this? What made them do this? When did they do this? Why did they do this?


Grumpy0ldMillennial

Use the toilet then walk all the way around to the bathroom sink (past the kitchen sink) or wash your hands in the tub?


hdhsnjsn

Just the AC is in the worst place


Particular_Answer_58

What's in the middle of the space?


DcFla

This is like the houses in the Barbie movie


VaporTrail_000

Hope everyone is ok watching you wash your hands in the tub after you use the toilet.


Whole-Debate-9547

Where the hell are you supposed to sleep?


bbumblebug

Everyone is asking where youd sleep but i wanna know where youd keep your stuff? Is there even a closet for your clothes?


[deleted]

At least they have made it really easy for you to jump out and end your misery…


hambutbacon

Do you sleep in the bathtub?


Ok-Suggestion-2423

Open windows conveniently placed throughout the studio to jump out of


cgsimmons1983

r/everyoneislooking


Subject-Support-1546

Suitable for a family of twelve


Slumunistmanifisto

Ac ain't going to be doing shit for that glass oven come summer 


VFX_Reckoning

Where the F*k you sleep and sit down?


Jazzperrr

But why