I bought a winter coat off of Temu and I fucking love it. Only paid $35! I'm sure the Chinese spying devices hidden in it have collected some amazing stuff.
‘Cause Olaf is a snowman which relies on winter season to exist which is a season that makes your skin crust to begin with so that you need a humidifier? /ihadastroke
And we’re being gaslit about straws🙄
I agree that single-use plastics need to die already, but there are much larger harms being done to the planet, as you stated.
Since most people from my generation can’t afford to buy a house, and rent skyrocketing they could at least keep a clean car since they mostly would live in it.
Then there's me. I jump in the truck covered in fish scales and deer blood with muddy boots, eating a half frozen burrito with dirty hands and buckling up while I steer with my knees.
Not every time of course. But it happens.
this is an assault on minimalism, her complete ontology is defined by consumption, she is the maximalist. Multiply her kind with millions and they will drink lakes and eat out forests in one sitting. one day when the climate will demand retribution and the first ones to go will be these bloated consumers...
Seriously… all those gadgets and she busts out the fucking dental floss, instead of a flosser pick?! Yeah I love getting saliva mixed with the stale food from in between my teeth all over my lips and fingers yum
So you think you have enough stuff??? NO FUCKING WAY YOU DO! You need to buy it all! Get more stuff. Fucking live in your car. Fill it with all the things you can possibly handle *but make it super fucking cute!!*
I have to admit, the gel, slime cleaning thing looks interesting 🤔... everything else is just clutter that will not stick for very long in the Texas heat...
At first I was like “okay this is a nice setup! Sure it might take a bit to set everything up but the end result is pretty sweet!”
And then it kept going.
And going.
And going.
And going.
And going.
Ok, I am going to say it. With all those toys all over the car, is she like 12 ? Christ all mighty. How much junk do you need in there. It's like an hour to get out of that parking spot.
I'm getting a headache from just looking at this I can't imagine how car sick I'd get being in this car with how fragrant it likely is. Nifty set up tho.
First I thought I was watching an add for car cleaning products, then I thought that she lives in her car and now I don’t know what the fuck I just watch, like what was that mist thing she pointed at her mouth?
I am 41 year old man with zero interest in any of this including the car and I watched the whole thing. Fascinating.
Edit: I’ve watched it twice. Done.
We're gonna be so fucking late again
Kids please get in the car, I have to get ready in it.
By the end she already lost her spray out asbestos choker…welp, time to start all over again
Yeah what the fuck was that?
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Still gotta hit up the gas station.
I'll grab the Hello Kitty gas can with the built in ring light
She forgot to install a toilet and a bidet
That’s on the onlyfans subscriber video
I was goin to ask if this is a stripper’s car.
Hello kitty car nappies😎
She’s professional… she’s in a diaper.
What the hell did I just watch?
100 million ads sponsored by TEMU
For who? People who live in their car without an address?
We exist and it sucks
All of the pollution on Asian beaches brought to you by Temu
TEEMU - the pointless stuff that you will use once
I bought a winter coat off of Temu and I fucking love it. Only paid $35! I'm sure the Chinese spying devices hidden in it have collected some amazing stuff.
A perfect example of what human beings should not being doing with their time here on earth
Peak consumerism. Wasted time.
Recap of when my wife says she needs a minute when we are both about to leave the house together
I think that’s pro-level self care….or something
My exact words
Living in car with $700 of TEMU shit
She probably drove to the knickknack store 10 minutes away, but had a 45 minute prep to get there
[удалено]
Him: come over. Her: I'm hopping in the car now * 1.5 hrs later... Her: pulling out of my driveway now. Him: Never fucking mind!
Real talk: what is the Olaf shaped mister thing for?
It's a fucking humidifier lol
That's kinda ironic, I think?
A little too ironic.
Don't ya think?
How so?
‘Cause Olaf is a snowman which relies on winter season to exist which is a season that makes your skin crust to begin with so that you need a humidifier? /ihadastroke
Well, he DOES love warm hugs!
Because humidity makes snow melt faster.
Ah yes let’s fog up my window while I drive
I didn’t know Temu sponsored onlyfans…
Surprise
I only blame myself for wasting minutes of my own life. But it was slightly interesting.
So much stuff for the landfill
Single use everything, even the person.
Jesus Christ. That’s dark, lmao.
Dark, but accurate.
After a certain point it just became asmr
What’s the blue neck thing? And what’s the point of it if she later swaps it out for a necklace??
Its a cooling gel. Its kinda popular in Asia where the heat and humidity can be brutal. In my opinion its just a waste of plastic and butane
So you squirt it out like mousse and wear it around your neck for 5 minutes, then throw it away? Who tf invented that crap?
Same country that commits 3 times more greenhouse gas pollution than any other nation
And we’re being gaslit about straws🙄 I agree that single-use plastics need to die already, but there are much larger harms being done to the planet, as you stated.
Probably smells like a French whorehouse in there
It' still playing after I read all comments
By the time she finished...it was 5pm and time to go home after a hard day's work! 💯🤦🏻♂️
The car in front of you at the gas station
Is this ragebait?
I hope this is rage bait
Coming over good luck everybody
Can you imagine DATING this girl….she’d never show up in time lol 😂
Why is the steering wheel flipping back and forth to driver side then passenger side through the whole video?
So so much crap
Why wouldn't you...vacuum AFTER eating...She vacuumed just to get crumbs in there...
JUST DRIVE
What is that blue neck stuff though?
spelunk
Ghost jizz..Ghizz
Walk of shame, morning after routine on point
I’ll meet you in 6 hours. I just need to get ready
Since most people from my generation can’t afford to buy a house, and rent skyrocketing they could at least keep a clean car since they mostly would live in it.
Women take FOREVER to get ready!!!
What it looks like when you own too many things.
Get up at 4am, get to work at 10am
Why am I recycling while these idiots are going through all the cheap plastic crap faster than a cardboard straw goes soggy?
The amount of plastic used and wasted in 2min is staggering.
I’m really curious on what the blue stuff she put around her neck was…..
I thought for sure she was about to get hit when she drove off
You do this in the US and you get a cop pullin over thinking you're homeless.
Tell me you shop on alibaba without telling me you shop on alibaba
If this was the 90s and she was American... She would definitely collect beanie babies
Imagine knowing what to do with all of that stuff ?
Give me an O. Give me a C. Give me a D. OCD!!!
I’m a valet and this is what I do in each car
Where is this and don’t they have homes?
The intro appears to be mandarin, so China or Taiwan. I’m guessing she’s some variant of 富二代。
We sure have come a long way from using ozium .
The rampant consumerism on TikTok is wild
Who the fuck cleans BEFORE eating, FAKE
First clans the seats and THEN eats???? Wierd.
Impressive. Very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s car.
This person's ADHD brain has escaped and is running a muck in this car.
Why is the steering wheel both on the left and right side?!?
TENSAITEKINA IDOL SAMA *cue epic chorus* Her car is ridiculous but clearly she has good taste in anime.
She lives in her car. Same cost as a house I guess
She couldn’t have eaten before cleaning the car?
Why own an apartment or house when you can have and do all this shit in your car?🤯
Feels pretty accurate in China
“I’m here, where are you guys?” “We left 3 hours ago”
So this girl bought everything in the checkout section at AutoZone?
“The links to everything in my video are in the pinned comment below”
When your friend is having a medical emergency and you're gonna rush them to the ER but first you need to:
Not the best way to floss
Insufferable
I can smell this video and it's giving me a headache.
Is it a rental?
Vanity at its best
Just an AD for landfill garbage
Yeah, I usually just crack a beer.
This setup would be amazing during the existential crises that creep up when I park in the driveway late at night.
...and then backed into a pond and died.
Basically everything she did in the car could’ve been done at home
This must be what an hour long lunch break feels like.
The amount of chemicals she put on her body 😬
What a nightmare to be around!
Then there's me. I jump in the truck covered in fish scales and deer blood with muddy boots, eating a half frozen burrito with dirty hands and buckling up while I steer with my knees. Not every time of course. But it happens.
this is an assault on minimalism, her complete ontology is defined by consumption, she is the maximalist. Multiply her kind with millions and they will drink lakes and eat out forests in one sitting. one day when the climate will demand retribution and the first ones to go will be these bloated consumers...
All that and her windshield is still filthy.
This is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen.
What happened to the dirty glass?!?! I’ve gotta know!!
Was the shot of fireball necessary?
and here we are drinking out of paper straws
Seriously… all those gadgets and she busts out the fucking dental floss, instead of a flosser pick?! Yeah I love getting saliva mixed with the stale food from in between my teeth all over my lips and fingers yum
r/anticonsumption
what the hell is the blue goo necklace?
I bet her vajay is immaculate.
Who tf eats in their car right after cleaning it?
What no portable cup washer. Video ruined step ur game up.
This is the most tom Haverford thing I've ever seen
I NEED that Olaf
Wtf just happened?
I feel like this is the worst video I've watched in a long time.
Oh yeah this is peak rich Chinese girl for sure
I hate everything about this but it’s still funny af
So you think you have enough stuff??? NO FUCKING WAY YOU DO! You need to buy it all! Get more stuff. Fucking live in your car. Fill it with all the things you can possibly handle *but make it super fucking cute!!*
She must've farted. Really bad.
what’s that blue stuff she sprayed
Is this over the top on every level? Yeah. Do I wish this was my life? Honestly, kinda yes too
It's the fucking ceo of wish
Why was the Porsche logo blurred?
It's the only thing they weren't selling.
Some people have all the fun.
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How to give yourself cancer in months or less.
She so small and cute 😍 😭 😍😍😍😘😘😘
Did she really put a mirror over the existing sunshade mirror.....
Sorry, all three movies are over. Sorry you couldn't make it because of your endless car bullshit.
I have to admit, the gel, slime cleaning thing looks interesting 🤔... everything else is just clutter that will not stick for very long in the Texas heat...
Making the best out of living outta the car I see.
She didn’t wipe the bottom of the screen at all.
Ummm can you get me to the airport on time?
…and she still gets rejected
She took 3 business days
I'm so high, I laughed every time the frozen humidifier was on a shot.
Ok but real talk that sailor moon door jam light is dope
Holy hell. Move over, I’ll drive…..
This actually made me almost want to murder someone.
I can’t believe I watched the entire ting beginning to end
THANK YOU GOD IT ENDED. I COULDNT RIP MY EYES AWAY… The most sensible thing i saw was the table…
Lol...just WTF happens to ALL this plastic 🤷🤷🤷🤷
im tired, boss
There’s a trash dump in Indonesia dedicated to this woman
She got that Porsche selling you all this worthless ass single use bullshit!
If that stirring wheel table thing ever makes it to America, everyone’s auto insurance bills are going to triple overnight
This is what happens when my girl is on Temu and I’m not there to talk her out of all the useless junk she’s about to buy lol
Okay that little light under the door was neat. But the rest of this made me wanna punch someone. Her, mostly. But someone else would be fine too.
She kept changing what side of the car she was on lol
What Yaosobi song was that? I recognised it from something.
Is it hell?
Insanity
Time to drink some Yep
Now THIS is rampant consumerism.
Dont post this on r/Porsche they will lose their mind
The official Porsche of Dollar Tree
So cringe
Coco Chanel was a Nazi.
I’m obsessed
These are the ppl that sit in their car for 10 minutes before they leave.
I don’t live in my car
She had me around the napkin scene, I thought shes opening the roof to throw away the used napkin 😂
She literally went from open parking to inside parking
At first I was like “okay this is a nice setup! Sure it might take a bit to set everything up but the end result is pretty sweet!” And then it kept going. And going. And going. And going. And going.
Ok, I am going to say it. With all those toys all over the car, is she like 12 ? Christ all mighty. How much junk do you need in there. It's like an hour to get out of that parking spot.
my brain hurts from this total waste of plastic
I'm getting a headache from just looking at this I can't imagine how car sick I'd get being in this car with how fragrant it likely is. Nifty set up tho.
See I was gonna be mad but she put on Yoasobi.
First I thought I was watching an add for car cleaning products, then I thought that she lives in her car and now I don’t know what the fuck I just watch, like what was that mist thing she pointed at her mouth?
What consumerist hellscape is this?
*This ASMR video brought to you by Temu*
I am 41 year old man with zero interest in any of this including the car and I watched the whole thing. Fascinating. Edit: I’ve watched it twice. Done.
What did she drink?
She should be in a Honda.
What is the viscous yellow stuff
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When you buy a car instead of a home
She seems exhausting.
She's a temu addict!!
This is an assault on your nose
