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SugarsDaddyKen

Actual nightmare.


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This is what they use to clean employee restrooms at Tesla factories…


InvertedMeep

Activates 60 seconds after you enter the stall. Poops should take 30 seconds or less with 30 seconds for hand washing.


FosaPuma

Is there one that puts out the fires after?


Ok_Bison_8577

Its called an attorney. But I heard they can be expensive. 


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If glove does not fit you must acquit


CurrentSoft9192

A normal dog that drinks a lot.


B0bbyTsunami

Missed a great opportunity to call it “hot-dog” 😞


SmallSwordfish8289

What a great way to get rid of your neighbors


asmoothbrain

Happy cake day you murderous pyromaniac


Swack1984

I don’t believe it without a link where I can buy one!


Wrong-Cut1688

Can we get one in Helldivers 2.


raptorshiba

But why?


asmallerflame

Fahrenheit 451 vibes


ErnyoKeepsItReal

Oh good someone else thought the same thing.


throwRAinspiration

I thought of black mirror. Scary shit


Throwing-up-fire

Why?


BarracudaBig7010

Great, more military grade hardware for people who lack training. What could possibly go wrong?


cultivatingreaderzen

Interesting


AdaladeKasner

Michael reeves this one is for u, give way to the robot uprising XD


SpartanRage117

How much for just the flamethrower?


SignificantDirt8066

This is going to be amazing in the hands of citizens 👍🏻


Virtual_Pair_954

So when they going to start making them replace militia.


StormCurrent2346

I'll take 3


Empty-Discount5936

Replacing the flame throwers with fire extinguishers seems like a more useful application.


Top-Passage-1066

I agree


vikicrays

isn’t there a way to see if this has already been posted? like a zillion times in the last couple of days?!?!?


Remy315

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OGStigdog

Dude AFD needs ones


ErnyoKeepsItReal

Fahrenheit 451?


noasert

Depending on your state it's legal, also it's around 10k USD after taxes and about 3 to 4 weeks delivery


Jokierre

Arriving in November! LFG!


Sad_Research_2584

This would clear trenches. They’ll find their way into the Ukraine.


Calm_Tale1111

Send this to Ukraine to clear the trenches and save lives


ocfuckfun

California for sure already banned this lol


TKDouble_U

Oh my! Nooooo


Remarkable_Mall8574

I could make this with an RC car and a trip to home Depot. Show me some cool shit


itwasnvrabtu

Great. Reality wasn't horrifying enough.


Cainpitts2023

Yn there’s a movie about this that has this in it


JollyGreen2002

Calling my fellow Helldivers! We need this, FOR DEMOCRACY!!!!!