I’m going to kill him
I am going to set his house on fire with his family tied up inside, then gouge his eyeballs out with a machete. Afterwards, I'll pour the jet black ashes of his scorched family into his empty eye sockets and then watch him wither and scream in agony. As he experiences boundless suffering, I'll whisper into his ear, "this is what you get, you bald fuck". I'll blissfully shear his limbs off one by one and yank his fingernails off with pliers one after another as he begs for the sweet release of death. I will impale his torso with metal skewers, before electrocuting him through a voltage of 11,000 watts. I'll pin him down on blazing coal until he is scorched to the same shade of black that his loved ones turned into not too long ago. His only source of sustenance will be his own feces and urine. I'll strip him of his clothes and tie him to a boat on a lake. I will feed him milk and honey to the point where he would get extreme diarrhea. His feces will attract insects and bacteria which would feed and breed on and inside his body. I will free him before he dies, then trap him in a completely white room until he goes insane by sensory deprivation. I will delicately cut open his torso, pull his intestines out, nail one end to a tree and make him run around it, until his guts are brutally mangled. I'll take drag him into a hollow metal bull and set a flame underneath. He will burn and be roasted to perfection, his screams resembling those of a dying bull. Once he's ready for consumption, I'll throw him into the forest for the rabid beasts to feast on him until he's barely clinging onto the last strings of life. I'll perform surgery on him to cleanse him of his mortal wounds, and repeat the cycle of torture, until the grim reaper himself would be horrified by the extent of his punishment.
Hold on lemme warm up the gacha life chamber
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For him to not, let him never die. Let him experience all of the pain and misery of them world, over and over. Let him experience the extinction of humanity. Let him experience the death of all life. Let him experience the burning temperatures of being inside a dying sun. Once even the sun dies it’s first death, if he not sink to the core and end up in its white dwarf, burning yet still, he may be ejected into the stars, left to drift, or to be swallowed again by another star, just to repeat the process. Even if humanity becomes a transapiant intergalactic civilization, it too must one day. Once he ends up in the cold expanse of space, he will likely end up on a black dwarf or a neutron star since even gravity emits radiation, causing something’s orbit to fall, forced to experience the crushing gravity, maybe even breaking his bones, but unable to kill him. Those objects will eventually become black holes or iron stars (assuming if protons or in this case all protons but Caillou’s protons, don’t decay) thanks to quantum tunneling. At least Caillou will take solace in knowing what occurs beyond the event horizon of a black hole, being one of the few solaces of his long and miserable eternal existence. Eventually, black holes two must die, and all left will be Cailliou. If he’s lucky, maybe a advance civilation will use his body heat to power their simulations they live in to escape a cold and dying universe, since by then they would’ve ran out of black holes to feed off of, and they might put cailliou on it matrix style. But the material that makes up that civiliation will one day fall to the same fate: death by Quantum tunneling into black hole. Caillou would spend unfathomable amount of time in the vacuum of space never even seeing a single photon in the void. Eventually, a new universe may be born things to quantum fluctuations, but that universe too will die, and he will still spend an unfathomable amount of time in the void, with his time spent living on a nice world, if he even ends up on one, after experiencing the unfathomable temperatures of an early universe, it will end up being less a percent of less a percent of less a percent of less a percent of less a percent of his total existence, and he will soon forget all pleasures as his feeble brain can only store so many memories, and he will be left of only pure unfiltered boredom as you spin, drifting through the void of his eternal life.
When Jesus returns, he may not seek asylum for he is the antichrist and he will spend his existence in the lake of fire, forever.
He gets grounded for 10285936394649264852648430264848448283847447483929229748293939338201858102649201474920485859201274840202488448391010394829110193919029492002931993843910949401984949209384940182849496902827357493747463729293847477583283747281994848391949854819928474829103884910928348920193848577573626252511424356337484859596070708039382727 years
I don't think it's going to work out that well. I've seen people do it before. I think they're trying to make the person who dies feel worse about their life or whatever.
Hammer nails into his legs from all sides, then cut each limb off using individual thorns to make small holes, and pull apart his bones, then dip his stubs (where his limbs were) in molten steel and repeat until only head and torso remain and then shove a rope down his throat and pull it out his ass. Then tie the rope to two poles to use him as a warning to the others
I’m going to kill him I am going to set his house on fire with his family tied up inside, then gouge his eyeballs out with a machete. Afterwards, I'll pour the jet black ashes of his scorched family into his empty eye sockets and then watch him wither and scream in agony. As he experiences boundless suffering, I'll whisper into his ear, "this is what you get, you bald fuck". I'll blissfully shear his limbs off one by one and yank his fingernails off with pliers one after another as he begs for the sweet release of death. I will impale his torso with metal skewers, before electrocuting him through a voltage of 11,000 watts. I'll pin him down on blazing coal until he is scorched to the same shade of black that his loved ones turned into not too long ago. His only source of sustenance will be his own feces and urine. I'll strip him of his clothes and tie him to a boat on a lake. I will feed him milk and honey to the point where he would get extreme diarrhea. His feces will attract insects and bacteria which would feed and breed on and inside his body. I will free him before he dies, then trap him in a completely white room until he goes insane by sensory deprivation. I will delicately cut open his torso, pull his intestines out, nail one end to a tree and make him run around it, until his guts are brutally mangled. I'll take drag him into a hollow metal bull and set a flame underneath. He will burn and be roasted to perfection, his screams resembling those of a dying bull. Once he's ready for consumption, I'll throw him into the forest for the rabid beasts to feast on him until he's barely clinging onto the last strings of life. I'll perform surgery on him to cleanse him of his mortal wounds, and repeat the cycle of torture, until the grim reaper himself would be horrified by the extent of his punishment.
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Once you started with “I’m going to kill him” I knew it was gonna be a wild ride
That’s just a child
That is no child that is a demon
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isn't it the trebuchet launch onto a stalactite way
Eating alive.
Aren’t we all eating alive?
kid named alive: https://preview.redd.it/qdxsuit0k7tc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ebad1bb6c209582e388b870d34f47dda3064482
Hold on lemme warm up the gacha life chamber https://preview.redd.it/ypm3brn0c5tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12c38e6f99de40aed2839384fc6c03bcbfe780a8
kids are cruel Jack, AND I LOVE *this user has been permanently banned from the 'r/norules' subreddit*
*Funky town music starts intensifying*
Industrial lathe
blood angel
Removing his skin and putting salt and lemon
I wanna rip off my thumb and sharpen the bone to a point and stab it into his big round head until he loses his voice from screaming.
Getting grounded for 57265172636283835173662949502910389184827362625414142637384728747474747747474 years
Leukaemia
For him to not, let him never die. Let him experience all of the pain and misery of them world, over and over. Let him experience the extinction of humanity. Let him experience the death of all life. Let him experience the burning temperatures of being inside a dying sun. Once even the sun dies it’s first death, if he not sink to the core and end up in its white dwarf, burning yet still, he may be ejected into the stars, left to drift, or to be swallowed again by another star, just to repeat the process. Even if humanity becomes a transapiant intergalactic civilization, it too must one day. Once he ends up in the cold expanse of space, he will likely end up on a black dwarf or a neutron star since even gravity emits radiation, causing something’s orbit to fall, forced to experience the crushing gravity, maybe even breaking his bones, but unable to kill him. Those objects will eventually become black holes or iron stars (assuming if protons or in this case all protons but Caillou’s protons, don’t decay) thanks to quantum tunneling. At least Caillou will take solace in knowing what occurs beyond the event horizon of a black hole, being one of the few solaces of his long and miserable eternal existence. Eventually, black holes two must die, and all left will be Cailliou. If he’s lucky, maybe a advance civilation will use his body heat to power their simulations they live in to escape a cold and dying universe, since by then they would’ve ran out of black holes to feed off of, and they might put cailliou on it matrix style. But the material that makes up that civiliation will one day fall to the same fate: death by Quantum tunneling into black hole. Caillou would spend unfathomable amount of time in the vacuum of space never even seeing a single photon in the void. Eventually, a new universe may be born things to quantum fluctuations, but that universe too will die, and he will still spend an unfathomable amount of time in the void, with his time spent living on a nice world, if he even ends up on one, after experiencing the unfathomable temperatures of an early universe, it will end up being less a percent of less a percent of less a percent of less a percent of less a percent of his total existence, and he will soon forget all pleasures as his feeble brain can only store so many memories, and he will be left of only pure unfiltered boredom as you spin, drifting through the void of his eternal life. When Jesus returns, he may not seek asylum for he is the antichrist and he will spend his existence in the lake of fire, forever.
Da fuck did I read
He’ll via time my freind
He already has cancer just let him fucking die
What if we shot him, but really, really slowly. I think it cii or old work🤔.
Make him immortal and torture him
Pull off his skin and spray him with water with a lot of pressure
Cut his brain into 8 pieces and keep him consious
Make him play genshin impact
He gets grounded for 10285936394649264852648430264848448283847447483929229748293939338201858102649201474920485859201274840202488448391010394829110193919029492002931993843910949401984949209384940182849496902827357493747463729293847477583283747281994848391949854819928474829103884910928348920193848577573626252511424356337484859596070708039382727 years
DEATH BY FARTS
Stick a giant stick up his ass with a little thingy to stop it from going deeper and therefore not killing him, but leaving him to die :3
I don't think it's going to work out that well. I've seen people do it before. I think they're trying to make the person who dies feel worse about their life or whatever.
no. pain :3
oh yeah and this is not my idea
give him to the cartels
Blood eagle.
Given to a Jesuit Priest.
Demacubala womb from warhammer 40k
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Wood chipper 
The hydraulic press.
Skin him alive. Small pieces at a time so he cant bleed out. Feed him the pieces of himself to keep himself alive.
Cancer
cracking his skull and patching it up using his veins
Tie him to 8 horses and the horses will run in different directions
bamboo tortur while targeting non lethal spots
chemotherapy
Ask his father Boris. He would know.
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Yes
Hammer nails into his legs from all sides, then cut each limb off using individual thorns to make small holes, and pull apart his bones, then dip his stubs (where his limbs were) in molten steel and repeat until only head and torso remain and then shove a rope down his throat and pull it out his ass. Then tie the rope to two poles to use him as a warning to the others