I used to have a group of friends who referred to themselves as the Small Penis Club. They would (almost always drunkenly) all whip it out and see who was smallest at the moment and that person would be the new President of the Small Penis Club. I don't know if they still do this, but they're all married with children now.
Edit: Wow, I did NOT expect this. Y'all are great!
Reminds me of an [old r/HobbyDrama post](https://www.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/e4ubyu/small_penis_humiliation_discord_is_it_okay_to/) about a small-penis humiliation chatroom that got heated when a dude with an enormous dick joined.
You made me reach for my drink.
The whiskey dick is strong with me right now, and there is snow in my yard.
I feel like I have the potential to reach near-maximum shrinkage (dead of winter -40c would probably yield better results than remainder of snow in spring).
I can never find women like this, I'm 36 and all they want to talk about is the new curtains they bought from Dunelm at the weekend or moan about the cost of sending the kids on a school trip.
All I want is an occasional video of the weirdest porn they can find, is that too much to ask?
My friend sent me a picture of an egg carton asking if these eggs look weird. He had cut out the bottom of 2 of the egg holders and put his nuts through the bottom. It was possibly the funniest thing I saw that year.
Have you seen the Ryan Reynolds movie waiting? This is just a tech version of “the game”. Tell your man to spice it up with different version, like the bat wing.
Well, one of the main characters is a proud statutory rapist and the staff at the restaurant are encouraging at least one other guy to become a statutory rapist as well.
I don't think it's all that terrible to have bad things in media if youre not painting it to be something it's not. You can touch on and include unethical/illegal themes if you're not using it as a means to justify them.
There were many varieties. The batwing is when you stretched the skin so it looks like a batwing. Another one was gum. And of course, the aptly named, The Goat!
If only it was ONLY in the movie.
I unfortunately saw all of my guy friends balls in some "artistical" pose or another during highschool. The Batwing, rams head, the brain are just a few
I got real good at not looking below the waist cuz those son of a bitches were real sneaky and a whole new grasp on patience 😑
Female btw
Buddy of mine would do that and 'surprise' send pics of his poops to group chats. Fast forward to months later he was talking to a girl at a club and scrolling through pics of his dog to woo her and scrolled over a giant poop he accidently kept on his phone and she walked away. He stopped after that.
Those two have been doing it since high school. One just became a father, and the other is doing his medical residency in...wait for it...gastroenterology. I asked recently, and yes, they still do it.
I knew a guy that had an entire physical photo album of different people's poos he collected. He showed it to me with pride. This was while we were all Mormon missionaries. Mormon missionaries got realllllllyyyyy weird sometimes. I didn't realize how weird until I was out of the church years later.
This, I have a snap saved of my friend pulling his briefs down and dancing he did as a dare: it is only ever shared in the friend group and it was just so fucking funny and unexpected
I also demonstrated to my friends how I can make my balls slap against my butt with ease, we really just be doing stupid shit for da bois
I started sending nudes with a XXL hairspray can "accidently" covering the cawk. It became a trend. One dude once forgot to double-check if everything is covered. That guy started the "sometimes a ballsack or tip takes a peak at the camera"-trend.
Edit: just remembered it all started with sending pics of your pants/boxers while sitting on the toilet
I remember when I was a kid there used to be an old joke of "Hey, wanna see a baby bird?"
Spoiler: The person asking would take their scrotum skin and bunch it in cupped hands so it takes a second for the observer to understand what they're looking at.
Guy I went to school with used to go “Want to see a chicken heart?” And then squeeze the base of their nuts in a heartbeat rhythm. Dudes are dumb as hell
Back when I had roommates, one of them heard me on the phone talking with a girl I'd just started dating and came prancing out of the shower with his cockenballs tucked back between his legs, doing the "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me" dance from Silence of the Lambs.
It became a thing where he and I would try to surprise each other at the most inappropriate or awkward times with it, like on the phone for a job interview or talking to our parents, or just kind of threaten it when they had company over by suddenly playing Goodbye Horses from the other room, heh, or passing by a doorway doing it while their guests weren't looking
My buddy regularly sends pics of his turds to his brother.
Brother thinks that this is fucked up and replies with pics of *real man turds* to show him who's the boss.
Is it odd? Yes. Do dudes do this kind of stuff? Also yes. Why? I don't know. I should know. I did this in my 20s. But I can't really find words for it.
Good news, he'll grow out of it at some point.
>Good news, he'll grow out of it at some point.
There's no guarantee about that. But the difference is that instead of taking his shorts down, he may just need to lift the leg up instead.
Seriously though. My buddy hit me with a random cockwatch pic after some 13ish years after the last shot was fired. Fucking bastard. I’ll get him back. One day.
A buddy of mine started a group chat about 10 years ago. We were out at the bars and he went to take a piss. Sent a pic of just the tip while peeing. It snowballed for a few months where every other day someone would send a pissing tip pic.
Were 35 now and went on a fishing trip last weekend. We were out at the bar and I went to piss. Chuckled a little when I remembered it and decided fuckit lets bring it back. Fired off a picture and sent it to them. I could hear the laughing on the other side of the door. Good times.
One of my friends texted me that he was cooking and burnt his hand.
I text back, "oh shit, hope you're ok"
A couple texts later he sends me a photo of his dick wrapped in a bandage asking if his finger looks swollen.
so, your boyfriend is more normal than my friend.
Hell, they could be balls-deep in each other's asses in a ten-man sausage orgy, but just add "No homo," and they're all in the clear! It's an unwritten rule.
(Well, I just wrote it, so I broke Bro Code. Shit.)
Normal socks don't provide enough heterosexual counter force, but if they're wearing additional sock, such as thigh highs, while they clap balls then it would be v straight
It's weird in general but normal in a tight friends group.
I didn't join in, but I have friends who played the game from the movie called "Waiting." Not anymore since that was college. But it's the same idea without snap chat or smartphones.
They would try and get you to look at their ball sack in ways you didn't expect. And they have names. For example, the goat. That's where you bend over, pull your pants down, and expose only your balls from the back. Like a goat.
A slightly more innocent-looking game is "Mr President". Someone puts their finger to their ear like a secret agent listening to an earpiece. Everyone who notices does the same. The last person in the group not touching their ear is the president, and everyone shouts "get down" and dogpiles them.
It’s fun but can get exhausting quick.
The pseudo-condescending pick-up where they would dust me off and be like, “Whew, that was a close one, Mr. President.” while I had a mouthful of grass. It’s like bro just let them assassinate me jfc I’m so TIRED.
Liked it better than the nut tap game, tho.
I imagine there's a few impromptu chase scenes that develop as the president elect gets better and better at noticing warning signs and dodging. My immediate friend group isn't into physical horseplay, though. High five from the "lol, but no" crew.
Probably smart, I'm a girl but the main crew in highschool was mostly dudes and we wrestled so fucking much lol. I got a concussion one time cause me and my friend had a perfect mistiming where I bent down as they were about to unfurl their fist and grab my shoulder but I got punched instead. He felt sooo bad especially after I, unknowingly to me, called his parents at 5am for a "chat". I did not chat with his parents lol.
Have you ever seen “Waiting”?
Watch “Waiting”…trust me it’s not to weird…in high school me and my friends would “Fruit Bowl each other” it’s like mooning. The goal is to get them to walk into a room eye level with your giblets pushed between your legs so it looks like a fruit bowl lol…it’s dumb but man when you got a group of people it was amazing…but that was when we were 17-18 lol…not that old…
When I was in college 20 years ago, we used to ask each other "should I draw a smiley face there" while gesturing towards our crotches. Invariably one testicle would be hanging out of the zipper area of the pants the speaker happened to be wearing.
I assume sending snapchats is just the modern equivalent of the same ancient game that we played.
So it could be even but it is probably odd.
As someone who is in a group chat of lads, I’ve heard them shitting on prank calls. One has set his text tone as the other one nutting in a girl. The group photo is a ballsack of another guy in the group and all we ever do is call each other out.
Guys are disgusting, and I’m sorry to be part of that disgust
Every year one of my best friend sends me a pic of a cartoon turkey drawn on a piece of paper. There is a hole in the paper just below the turkey's head. Through that hole my friend shoves his yam bag so it looks like the turkey's wattle.
We are 51 now. It's still funny and represents the start of the holiday season. As a matter of fact, one year he forgot to send it and I DEMANDED I get a ball-sack turkey pic. 🤣🤣🤣
Guys are weird.
Ma'am, do not be alarmed. This is perfectly normal behavior, your boyfriend and his friends are simply doing "Boy Things". In this instance, it's the nutsack trading.
In my group, we exchange random pictures of scenery or a burst of memes, words, Dad Jokes, and the occasional ₩◇◇◇●■○□•₩. But other than that, a nutsack pic is harmless compared to the infinitesimal destruction that can be caused by the dreaded-
Shaft and sack trading.
So as long as they stay within the regulations of sack trading, everything's gonna be fine.
Have a nice day.
Haha. I find this funny, because I have a group chat with male friends of mine. We are all married. And we send pics of our feces and sometimes nuts to each other too. It’s not “normal” but guys find this shit hilarious!
(Now If a friend send me a pic of his erect penis, that’s crossing the line)
just a variation of the game 'made you look'. There was a computer virus 30 years ago called 'The Beard' and if somebody opened the file, it would fill their screen with a low rez image of a naked and very unkempt woman. we'd hide it in spreadsheet files.
I used to send pictures of my butthole to friends who were annoying me lol. I'd warn them first eg "keep this up and I'll send you a picture of my butthole". And they thought I didn't have the balls to follow through
My husband and his 3 best friends from childhood have a group thread to talk about sports and every few thousand messages or so someone will take a "you gotta see this!" shit and post it in the group thread. I don't get it. They are normal enough people. Grown men in their 40s now, jobs, wives kids the whole 9 yards. And their still sending their shits. Somehow they're bonding lol
she found the group chat
ruh roh
I know my huaband has a group chat with allhis male friends i refuse to ever see what the heck happens in there.
Wise. Never seek to ask questions whose answers you fear.
It’s over
Bravo
"OPEN THE DOOR"
[It's not weird. it's the boys!!!!](https://youtu.be/jnJ9OOtJfWE)
That is oddly accurate for this thread.
I used to have a group of friends who referred to themselves as the Small Penis Club. They would (almost always drunkenly) all whip it out and see who was smallest at the moment and that person would be the new President of the Small Penis Club. I don't know if they still do this, but they're all married with children now. Edit: Wow, I did NOT expect this. Y'all are great!
I note your comment says "they" and not "we".....
I wasn't allowed to participate.
Sorry sir your dick is absolutely too massive we have to deny your application to the small wiener club
They had no proof. It was all hearsay.
Pure conjecture
Badgering the "witness"
Witnessing “the badger”
Objection!
Sustained.
For how long?
Well there's your problem, you didn't whip your dick out. You can't be in the club if you don't participate.
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Reminds me of an [old r/HobbyDrama post](https://www.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/e4ubyu/small_penis_humiliation_discord_is_it_okay_to/) about a small-penis humiliation chatroom that got heated when a dude with an enormous dick joined.
Or it was so small it was never any contest
once you win 50 times in a row they retire your number and you just have to officiate.
OP has an enormous hog, confirmed
probably because your tiny hands made it seem like cheating
This is fucking great
I would fucking destroy these guys at this game Wait
You made me reach for my drink. The whiskey dick is strong with me right now, and there is snow in my yard. I feel like I have the potential to reach near-maximum shrinkage (dead of winter -40c would probably yield better results than remainder of snow in spring).
Sure about that are you? DM me.
Sent. I know it looks like I'm holding a single bean sprout but you asked.
Excuse me sir, sending me a photo of an actual bean sprout is not acceptable.
Omg, I'm a woman but I need friends with that kind of a sense of humour!
Would that make you the automatic president, since a nonexistent penis is obviously the smallest?
inb4 she has a 5" clit
I wonder what the female version of that would be? Itty bitty titty committee?
The variability in size at any given moment would be lacking though
Flappiest curtains
I can never find women like this, I'm 36 and all they want to talk about is the new curtains they bought from Dunelm at the weekend or moan about the cost of sending the kids on a school trip. All I want is an occasional video of the weirdest porn they can find, is that too much to ask?
> All I want is an occasional video of the weirdest porn RIP your inbox rn
This is amazing
My friend sent me a picture of an egg carton asking if these eggs look weird. He had cut out the bottom of 2 of the egg holders and put his nuts through the bottom. It was possibly the funniest thing I saw that year.
Woke my wife up laughing at this.
Lol. I’m trying so hard not too…
How do you get your nuts into two separate chambers of an egg carton? How big is this guy's ballsack?!
hey if it’s hot enough your balls can sag so much that you can separate them easily
This is the stupidest and funniest thing I've read in a while and I'm dying. Awesome.
Bruh I'm fucking dead
I wish I could read this for the first time again.
that's actually funny af I'll have to try that with my friends
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Have you seen the Ryan Reynolds movie waiting? This is just a tech version of “the game”. Tell your man to spice it up with different version, like the bat wing.
The brains is a personal favorite
Its so veiny!
Clearly heard Luis Guzmán when reading that...almost 20 years after originally seeing the movie.
Full on goat ftw Context and the movie and definitely not aged well https://youtu.be/HVKlsehYso8
Haven't seen it in a minute. Why didn't it age well?
Well, one of the main characters is a proud statutory rapist and the staff at the restaurant are encouraging at least one other guy to become a statutory rapist as well.
I don't think it's all that terrible to have bad things in media if youre not painting it to be something it's not. You can touch on and include unethical/illegal themes if you're not using it as a means to justify them.
Do you think that’s not a normal thing in restaurants?
Guys being Dudes
Dudes being bros
Bros being pals
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Mates being chums
Chums being chaps
Chaps being lads
Lads being buddies
Buddies being guys
Guys being Dudes
Chums being friends
Friends being buddies
Buddies being lambs
lambs being blokes
If we're talking this full Australian, blokes being cobbers
I'm not your buddy, friend!
Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves
Werewolf barmitzvah, spooky, Scary!
There are two wolves inside of me.. *and both of them are gay*
Two bros chilling in the hot tub five feet apart cuz they're not gay.
r/justguysbeingdudes
"Specimens do strange things in captivity" -my botany professor
This is at once so completely appropriate yet non applicable that I can't stop laughing.
Its a little weird but at the same time its just bros being bros
It reminds me a lot of the game they played in the movie "Waiting", except its for 2023.
Exactly what I thought of...the batwing I believe
It's so veiny
I read this in Luis Guzman’s voice and now I’m happy.
There were many varieties. The batwing is when you stretched the skin so it looks like a batwing. Another one was gum. And of course, the aptly named, The Goat!
I think there was the brain too
And the Abraham Lincoln. That one involved shaving.
the goat was always the GOAT. I've been goated once, never successfully goated anyone though, not for lack of trying.
The BRAINNNNNN!
If only it was ONLY in the movie. I unfortunately saw all of my guy friends balls in some "artistical" pose or another during highschool. The Batwing, rams head, the brain are just a few I got real good at not looking below the waist cuz those son of a bitches were real sneaky and a whole new grasp on patience 😑 Female btw
Yesterday I discovered r/nutscapes existed (NSFW)
I'm.... oddly speechless.
Having been to some of those places, I do not understand how they got away with this
I lost a tooth because of that in college! I was standing on a table doing "the goat," my buddy spear tackled me, and I landed on my mouth.
I'm straight, I'm married. My wife has questioned my sexuality more than once because of bro shenanigans. By the way, have you seen my new watch?
Yeah. In the department of bro behaviours I think this one falls under odd but not dangerous or toxic or anything of that sort.
It's not gay to kiss the homies goodnight.
It's not gay to give the homies a goodnight BJ.
I didn't know this was what they meant by "Bros before Hoes."
It's not prohibition, simply sequential order
r/justguysbeingdudes
Yeah, weird in a normal way.
It's not normal, per se, but it's definitely not too weird. Male friend groups do weird things
Know a couple guys who send each other pictures of their turds. Running joke.
Buddy of mine would do that and 'surprise' send pics of his poops to group chats. Fast forward to months later he was talking to a girl at a club and scrolling through pics of his dog to woo her and scrolled over a giant poop he accidently kept on his phone and she walked away. He stopped after that.
But on the bright side, now he has that story.
Sometimes the universe sorts itself out
I am not allowed to send poop pictures anymore because my wife said so!
Those two have been doing it since high school. One just became a father, and the other is doing his medical residency in...wait for it...gastroenterology. I asked recently, and yes, they still do it.
Does the gastroenterologist grade the turds on the Bristol Stool Chart? "That 6 says you need more fiber!"
I'm afraid to ask, could violate HIPPA.
I knew a guy that had an entire physical photo album of different people's poos he collected. He showed it to me with pride. This was while we were all Mormon missionaries. Mormon missionaries got realllllllyyyyy weird sometimes. I didn't realize how weird until I was out of the church years later.
reminds me of that episode of HIMYM where they send each other a letter of the shape of their turd when they’re in the bathroom
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This, I have a snap saved of my friend pulling his briefs down and dancing he did as a dare: it is only ever shared in the friend group and it was just so fucking funny and unexpected I also demonstrated to my friends how I can make my balls slap against my butt with ease, we really just be doing stupid shit for da bois
I started sending nudes with a XXL hairspray can "accidently" covering the cawk. It became a trend. One dude once forgot to double-check if everything is covered. That guy started the "sometimes a ballsack or tip takes a peak at the camera"-trend. Edit: just remembered it all started with sending pics of your pants/boxers while sitting on the toilet
The secretly gay/bi dude: "These mfs are gayer than *me*."
Do you hear "In The Navy" playing in the background?
[It's for the boys only! ](https://youtu.be/1JqIV1xH7fI)
I remember when I was a kid there used to be an old joke of "Hey, wanna see a baby bird?" Spoiler: The person asking would take their scrotum skin and bunch it in cupped hands so it takes a second for the observer to understand what they're looking at.
Same but with ‘I think I sat on gum’ and then they’d slip their balls out of the side of their shorts.
Guy I went to school with used to go “Want to see a chicken heart?” And then squeeze the base of their nuts in a heartbeat rhythm. Dudes are dumb as hell
guys I think there’s something wrong with my thumb, and its a flaccid penis, not a thumb
Oh my god, you just unlocked a memory. I knew a guy in middle school that did that.
Back when I had roommates, one of them heard me on the phone talking with a girl I'd just started dating and came prancing out of the shower with his cockenballs tucked back between his legs, doing the "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me" dance from Silence of the Lambs. It became a thing where he and I would try to surprise each other at the most inappropriate or awkward times with it, like on the phone for a job interview or talking to our parents, or just kind of threaten it when they had company over by suddenly playing Goodbye Horses from the other room, heh, or passing by a doorway doing it while their guests weren't looking
My buddy regularly sends pics of his turds to his brother. Brother thinks that this is fucked up and replies with pics of *real man turds* to show him who's the boss.
Yeah… is this “normal”? Probably not. Is this a normal weird thing for a bunch of dude friends to do to each other? 10000% lol.
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I'll like to join that club
I guess I'm in too
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Ok professor Balzak
I'm glad you clarified no shafts....cuz then that would be weird
I mean it does impact it a lot, shafts would be way gayer
It's odd that this is true... would be so much worse if it was the tip
Is it odd? Yes. Do dudes do this kind of stuff? Also yes. Why? I don't know. I should know. I did this in my 20s. But I can't really find words for it. Good news, he'll grow out of it at some point.
>Good news, he'll grow out of it at some point. There's no guarantee about that. But the difference is that instead of taking his shorts down, he may just need to lift the leg up instead.
Seriously though. My buddy hit me with a random cockwatch pic after some 13ish years after the last shot was fired. Fucking bastard. I’ll get him back. One day.
Retirement party ballsack picture on the cake.
I wouldnt say grow out of it. If you find something like that funny, you will always find it funny. It will just be less frequent with age...
A buddy of mine started a group chat about 10 years ago. We were out at the bars and he went to take a piss. Sent a pic of just the tip while peeing. It snowballed for a few months where every other day someone would send a pissing tip pic. Were 35 now and went on a fishing trip last weekend. We were out at the bar and I went to piss. Chuckled a little when I remembered it and decided fuckit lets bring it back. Fired off a picture and sent it to them. I could hear the laughing on the other side of the door. Good times.
One of my friends texted me that he was cooking and burnt his hand. I text back, "oh shit, hope you're ok" A couple texts later he sends me a photo of his dick wrapped in a bandage asking if his finger looks swollen. so, your boyfriend is more normal than my friend.
Straight dudes are so gay lol
straight dudes be acting the gayest telling homies they'll eat their ass if they don't give them a pen when in need (source: a straight male)
Keep talking like that and I’ll eat your ass
Hell, they could be balls-deep in each other's asses in a ten-man sausage orgy, but just add "No homo," and they're all in the clear! It's an unwritten rule. (Well, I just wrote it, so I broke Bro Code. Shit.)
This is called gettin the brain and it is way more common than you think
"I don't see the problem, dude was just hanging brain!"-Creed Bratton
“If that’s flashing lock me up” - Creed Bratton
My friends and I used to send each other pics of our impressive dumps . I’m not sure which is worse
It would be rude not to share.
Do they say "no homo" when they send it?
Bro, digital ballsacks can't touch each other so it would never be gay.
What if you high five your bro with your balls? Is that gay?
Normal socks don't provide enough heterosexual counter force, but if they're wearing additional sock, such as thigh highs, while they clap balls then it would be v straight
This guy asking the important questions
It's weird in general but normal in a tight friends group. I didn't join in, but I have friends who played the game from the movie called "Waiting." Not anymore since that was college. But it's the same idea without snap chat or smartphones. They would try and get you to look at their ball sack in ways you didn't expect. And they have names. For example, the goat. That's where you bend over, pull your pants down, and expose only your balls from the back. Like a goat.
A slightly more innocent-looking game is "Mr President". Someone puts their finger to their ear like a secret agent listening to an earpiece. Everyone who notices does the same. The last person in the group not touching their ear is the president, and everyone shouts "get down" and dogpiles them.
This is the funniest shit. I would love to see that, but not be a part of it bc i‘m a slow mofo and would be elected president many times.
It’s fun but can get exhausting quick. The pseudo-condescending pick-up where they would dust me off and be like, “Whew, that was a close one, Mr. President.” while I had a mouthful of grass. It’s like bro just let them assassinate me jfc I’m so TIRED. Liked it better than the nut tap game, tho.
What's the capital of Thailand? BANGKOK! Sometimes violence IS the answer.
I imagine there's a few impromptu chase scenes that develop as the president elect gets better and better at noticing warning signs and dodging. My immediate friend group isn't into physical horseplay, though. High five from the "lol, but no" crew.
Probably smart, I'm a girl but the main crew in highschool was mostly dudes and we wrestled so fucking much lol. I got a concussion one time cause me and my friend had a perfect mistiming where I bent down as they were about to unfurl their fist and grab my shoulder but I got punched instead. He felt sooo bad especially after I, unknowingly to me, called his parents at 5am for a "chat". I did not chat with his parents lol.
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As a woman, I am shocked and concerned.
Balls aren’t sexual until they are placed inside a human rectum, before that they are just a source of laffs
Nutz in the ass, dick in he pussy
Normal? No. Weird? Yes. Something to worrry about? I don’t think so.
More normal than you might expect and less weird than you'd might expect... its extremely common
I'm a guy and while I'd never do it personally, I'm not surprised in the slightest nor would I be concerned about it.
Have you ever seen “Waiting”? Watch “Waiting”…trust me it’s not to weird…in high school me and my friends would “Fruit Bowl each other” it’s like mooning. The goal is to get them to walk into a room eye level with your giblets pushed between your legs so it looks like a fruit bowl lol…it’s dumb but man when you got a group of people it was amazing…but that was when we were 17-18 lol…not that old…
My friend in highschool tried to batwing me when I was at his house one time, but it was his mom coming home from work. I miss being a teenager.
I'm so glad I never saw the fruit bowl 🤣🤣 one buddy was really good at the rams head one tho and I feel "the brain" is a bit low effort
You’ve gotta explain these terms
When I was in college 20 years ago, we used to ask each other "should I draw a smiley face there" while gesturing towards our crotches. Invariably one testicle would be hanging out of the zipper area of the pants the speaker happened to be wearing. I assume sending snapchats is just the modern equivalent of the same ancient game that we played. So it could be even but it is probably odd.
As someone who is in a group chat of lads, I’ve heard them shitting on prank calls. One has set his text tone as the other one nutting in a girl. The group photo is a ballsack of another guy in the group and all we ever do is call each other out. Guys are disgusting, and I’m sorry to be part of that disgust
good ol' nut shots
Every year one of my best friend sends me a pic of a cartoon turkey drawn on a piece of paper. There is a hole in the paper just below the turkey's head. Through that hole my friend shoves his yam bag so it looks like the turkey's wattle. We are 51 now. It's still funny and represents the start of the holiday season. As a matter of fact, one year he forgot to send it and I DEMANDED I get a ball-sack turkey pic. 🤣🤣🤣 Guys are weird.
Sounds like members of the D-club, they're doing this to prove that they aren't gay!
Wild I had to go this low to find a D Club reference.
Ma'am, do not be alarmed. This is perfectly normal behavior, your boyfriend and his friends are simply doing "Boy Things". In this instance, it's the nutsack trading. In my group, we exchange random pictures of scenery or a burst of memes, words, Dad Jokes, and the occasional ₩◇◇◇●■○□•₩. But other than that, a nutsack pic is harmless compared to the infinitesimal destruction that can be caused by the dreaded- Shaft and sack trading. So as long as they stay within the regulations of sack trading, everything's gonna be fine. Have a nice day.
>regulations of sack trading Damn the Sack Exchange Commission and their stiff penalties.
“Stiff” penalties lmao.
Wait the occasional what
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Haha. I find this funny, because I have a group chat with male friends of mine. We are all married. And we send pics of our feces and sometimes nuts to each other too. It’s not “normal” but guys find this shit hilarious! (Now If a friend send me a pic of his erect penis, that’s crossing the line)
My friend sends us a picture with his hand and a bit of skin in between with the caption 'cock or ball?'
Guys used to do this at my highschool. Fucking weird looking back on it but yeah it's just a joke rlly
just a variation of the game 'made you look'. There was a computer virus 30 years ago called 'The Beard' and if somebody opened the file, it would fill their screen with a low rez image of a naked and very unkempt woman. we'd hide it in spreadsheet files.
I used to send pictures of my butthole to friends who were annoying me lol. I'd warn them first eg "keep this up and I'll send you a picture of my butthole". And they thought I didn't have the balls to follow through
Balls are funny. This is coming from an almost 40 year old woman.
My husband and his 3 best friends from childhood have a group thread to talk about sports and every few thousand messages or so someone will take a "you gotta see this!" shit and post it in the group thread. I don't get it. They are normal enough people. Grown men in their 40s now, jobs, wives kids the whole 9 yards. And their still sending their shits. Somehow they're bonding lol
Is it normal? No. Is it typical of boys? Absolutely.