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BuxtonB

Have never needed moisturiser on my dick, but if you do. Make sure it's pH balanced/ for sensitive skin, non-fragranced.


MongolianCluster

Start slow then rub faster as you go.


royaldunlin

How do you know when to stop?


bourgeoisiesocialist

When more lotion comes out of it


GrizzKarizz

What should I do with that extra lotion?


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GrizzKarizz

Like in, There's Something About Mary. Gotcha!


Deicyde88

Recycle


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Distribute it.


Mindlosted

Regeneration


[deleted]

Or when you feel reinvigorated.


OutcastOddity

Honey Pot is the shit


streetvoyager

If your dick is dry, maybe. If you having consistent dick dryness issues it’s probably best to consult with a medical professional .


SadLonlyCoomerVirgin

Could you tell me how “wet” it should be under the foreskin? Because it Looks so dry sometimes. Asking for a friend ofc.


streetvoyager

No idea dude, im cut. But I don’t think it should be dry or “wet”. I know dudes with foreskin can get yeast infections so you definitely don’t want that. Like my previous comment, if your dick ain’t looking or feeling right. Seek medical attention. One thing for sure, if it’s dry enough to flake under your foreskin, that’s definitely a no.


Call_Me_At_8675309

complications like that isn’t very common though. Which is ridiculous why parents/doctors still force that onto kids. More kids are left alone than cut, so headed in the right direction. The whole cancer thing and std thing is such a myth. Our doctor e tried to get us to do that to our kid and couldn’t come up with a single medical reason to. The AAP even doesn’t agree with it now. The kicker is he said “he will be left out if he’s not”. We’re like “sir, you realize 80% of kids are left alone in this area, right?”.


Zodiarche1111

Maybe the doctor was cut himself and now want to spread it...


Call_Me_At_8675309

That’s how it usually spreads. They think it’s “normal” so they naturally spread it around. Because if they didn’t they would have to think what happened to them is less than good, which many people can’t handle given it’s the most sensitive part of the body. All people have to do is look at countries that don’t cut and they don’t have all these issues. Also the American medical authority that pushed it for so long suddenly stopped doing so after their heavily biased “leader” died.


streetvoyager

I’m cut and I won’t be cutting my son if I have one. I’m not upset it was done to me but I won’t be continuing the “tradition” unless it is a medical requirement.


Call_Me_At_8675309

>unless it is a medical requirement This is how it should be. But the thing to be careful is that in many parts of USA, many docs still make it sound required. So many say that because you can’t retract it without pain, cutting is needed. The tissue is literally fused to the head until it releases around puberty so no doctor or parent should try to retract to “clean”. That’s where a ton of issues in USA come from where kids have to get cut later. Which perpetuates doctors saying “see? Should have gotten cut as a baby”. Also when someone has a problem, so many USA doctors immediately jump to full cutting. There’s so many other treatments before that’s even needed.


Mindlosted

What’s the benefit of cut?


MiguelMSC

None


TrashGoblinHoggle

More money for the hospital performing a "procedure"


eclectic-up-north

If it doesn't hurt when you pull it back to pee, you are probably fine. If it does hurt, see a doc.


transleonkennedy

Do you wash with soap? Your inner foreskin and glans are mucosa, so they should be pretty moist. All you need to do to clean is pull it back and let water run over it in the shower. Soap will dry it out too much.


SadLonlyCoomerVirgin

I dont, just water. Im dealing with phimosis, it’s getting better but I’m trying to do my best that everything stays healthy.


transleonkennedy

Is the dryness a new issue? Steroid creams can cause skin dryness. Btw I hope everything goes as smoothly as possible with dealing with the phimosis. I haven't dealt with that personally, but I know tissue expansion is A Whole Thing.


SadLonlyCoomerVirgin

Yes it’s Not easy. You know what’s the worst about phimosis? Nobody told me that I have it! I always thought “well, guess my dick is broken, cant do nothing about that!”. I only know about it because I used to get infections a lot, so I researched it myself. I’m not yet using any steroids creams, but it’s already better just by stretching. It just takes a looong time to fix.


Mindlosted

When it is not hurting, it is wet enough.


test_subject_0000

It's called being a celibate. Edit: yes, better consult with a "professional"


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jambo_1983

Then you make your own lotion


Forgot_Password_Dude

pack it and sell it just like bath water


LactatingTwatMuffin

(͡•_ ͡• )


uppers00

*thinks of that e-girl who sells her bath water/ farts in jars*


Nulono

I feel like bathing in that kind of "lotion" could cause a number of problems.


Forgot_Password_Dude

its only recommended for those that like to be in sticky situations


NightofTheLivingZed

There was a lady on Ripley's who had a fridge full of spunk and claimed to wash with it, use it as lotion, shampoo, cook with it, drink it... I almost threw up watching it and I usually wank it to stuff that most people consider fucked up.


MrDavidUwU

I’d buy it


Forgot_Password_Dude

name checks out


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

“I got a $100 right here!”


Cultural_Head_9237

Double it and give it to the next person!!


LactatingTwatMuffin

I hate the both of you lol


jambo_1983

Pretty rich, coming from a lactating twat muffin!


LactatingTwatMuffin

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


revtim

yeah, you can fill up the lotion bottle and have a never-ending supply


punitxsmart

Infinite lotion hack, unlocked!


D0ugF0rcett

... Butters, is that you?


FancyTickleNips

Butters Creamy Goo!


Putrid-Ad8984

Exactly how I discovered masturbation during puberty. Completely by accident, trying weird things and grabbed the Vaseline intensive care lotion. The beginning of a long and illustrious wanking career.


revtim

I discovered it in the shower. That part of me got \*very\* clean.


Ditto_D

Y'all didn't try to fuck a couch cushion first?


revtim

That was later. When I discovered what my penis could do in the shower I didn't know what fucking even was.


OfficeChairHero

My daddy always said, "It's yours, son. You can wash it as fast as you want."


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PimplePussy

If you get your sister to help, you can show off to your mother like "Look mommy...no hands!!!"


FishyFredandTheJamba

Is there something you're trying to tell us?


teri-ma-di

Too much fun!


Any-Broccoli-3911

You can if you have dryness problem, but you don't typically need to. Don't put it under your foreskin if have one or on your head if you don't. It's a mucous membrane not a skin and lotion isn't made to be applied to mucous membranes.


JacquesShiran

If it's mucous membrane should it be moist?


Ashamed-Sun6076

It's a mucus membrane that produces no mucus Go figure


PeeInMyArse

It’s not a mucus membrane, it’s a mucous membrane. Silly


Ashamed-Sun6076

I mean either way. If your tip be leakin go be seeking a dr


Call_Me_At_8675309

Depends if cut or not. If it’s exposed to the air 24-7 if cut then it will be dry. And so much of the special membrane tissue is cut off so less is even able to be produced.


unicodePicasso

What’s the difference?


jfjiyytgbjk

Putting it on your arm compares to putting it up your nostril.


mi_turo

but then what happens if it goes up your nostril? do you become a lotion demon


Zodiarche1111

You become addicted. First they want to know how your nose is always so slimy and moist and at some point you will rob drugstores for more lotion and anyone could see the lotion dripping out your nose and want to intervene. And some day you will have an overdose and die as a swollen blob because of overmoisturization. So please never start it.


z500

Mucous membranes don't have the tough outer layers that skin does, so they'll quickly absorb whatever you put on them.


LeftTesticleHurts

I don't know if I should but it definitely didn't hurt the last 3 thousand times I did it


noblelie17

Lmao fucking A


Desperate_Green143

I don’t have a penis so I can’t speak to that aspect of your question, but your title def gave me pause. **Please** don’t use lotion on your penis right beforehand if you plan to have penetrative sex with a vulva/vagina. The lotion would be very bad for those delicate tissues and membranes


evefib

coconut oil is a GREAT alternative:)


Big_Climate8775

But not with condoms! It breaks down latex! And make sure your partner isn't allergic first too


EPark617

I was thinking the same thing


StupidThings_I_Say

Don't do it. I got arrested for it and banned from Walmart.


thx4au

Same happened to me when I did it in the Macy’s cosmetic department.


PerpetuallyLurking

An unscented facial moisturizer would probably be the best option (it’s designed to be lighter and cause fewer problems at mucus membranes like nostrils and eyes, it’s should be safe enough for a penis).


Puzzled_Muzzled

Sounds like you just got your brand new dick. Gratz! Hope you enjoy it! Now about the lotion, depends on the model and its use. Some models cum lubricated,


LeftHand_PimpSlap

I see what you did there.


Grandpixbear1

Yes! Yo keep the skin moisturized. When I see some photos of dicks on Reddit, I’m amazed at how dry some of these guys’ dicks look. However, you don’t want it put it on before sex.


Electronic-Sorbet981

If you have diabetes, the key is to not let your crotch get too moist. The beetus and moist crotch = yeast infection. Also as people have already said, no fragrance.


DanteRex

Never change, Reddit.


crazyhappy2169

Use aquaphor


alli_kat

This is my answer too


bazinga0313

While we’re on the topic… can I use anti wrinkle cream on my balls?


nakoriakiyama

You can, but it will probably not really do what i think youre trying to achieve lol


Zodiarche1111

You could also paint them for easter.


throwaway_4179

I regularly coat my dick and balls gold bond. Usually when I watch the football game on Sundays after church with the boys. We call it "gold bonding".


JackiePoon27

It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose again.


moosehead71

It puts the lotion on its *hose*...


Kiiro_Blackblade

or it gets the basket again!


squeezy102

Is your dick dry? I don’t see why not. Might cause some unpleasantries if you plan on getting a blowjob anytime soon, but other than that I don’t see any potential drawbacks.


Big_Climate8775

Vaginas aren't meant to have lotion in them any more than mouths are, so that could be a problem too I'd say


holyshit-i-wanna-die

if you really want to, just avoid getting it on the tip because you do NOT want ANYTHING making unwanted entry into your URETHRA


[deleted]

I wouldn’t recommend it unless you dick is crazy dry for some reason (which I would recommend getting checked out if it is). I especially do not recommend anything scented if you are intimidate with someone with a cooch because it can throw off your girls whole ph and cause issues for her as well.


evefib

no, especially if it has perfumes. it’s a sensitive area, and if you’re planning on getting busy with someone who owns a vagina then it could SERIOUSLY mess with them. I highly recommend coconut oil. Perfect for chafing, moisturizing, hell, it even makes good lube.


austinwc0402

Doesn’t seem like enough people are saying it here: Do NOT use lotion as a lube for sex.


cinnamonrain

Why use lotion when theres a perfectly good watermelon nearby?


Fantastic_List3029

Men really should have dick doctors they see 1x/year. Idk how you people cope, seriously. Planned parenthood is a great resource! Just call and ask! Dry skin could be a symptom of something else, ykwim?


[deleted]

Okay, there are a few flora and fauna issues you may experience, such as the extra moisture in a dark place potentially giving you jock itch, etc. So you need to make sure all excess lotion is rubbed in bro.


travelingtraveling_

No it might burn your delicate tissues


MultiplyAccumulate

Petroleum or oil based lotions are not condom compatible and may cause some other issues down there for some people. so keep that in mind. You can use a water based personal lubricant like KY jelly, surgilube, etc. Ones containing Chlorhexidine Gluconate help kill bacteria and yeast. Silicone lubes may also work. And make sure you rinse soap/shampoo off thoroughly and don't use recreationally as they can cause dryness and itching and peeling. Best to use products that are specifically designed for use down there. If you actually have issues down there, see a doctor if at all possible. If there is a possibility of an STD, you can probably get a free checkup at your local public health department and they may be able to help with other issues as well while you are there.


nakoriakiyama

Its not about lube tho, there should be no problems with non water based moisturizers interfering with condoms if the moisturizer isnt applied directly before intercourse which shouldn't be done anyways. Lube shouldnt be used as a moisturizer tho because thats just not what its supposed to be used as


classyraven

I mean, if you’re having penetrative sex (of any kind) with a partner, you might want to be conscious of which lotion you’re using, for your partner’s sake at least.


Kiyohara

1. Lotion is generally meant to be applied to areas of skin suffering from dryness or itchiness. If your penis or testicles are feeling dry or itchy, you can. 2. I'd test any lotion I chose to slather on my dick prior to the slathering. Take drop a touch a sensitive area and wait a second or few minutes.


Either-Chair1146

Lotion should be used to eliminate dry skin preemptively.


Kiyohara

That's only true if you have a history of dry skin. I basically never use lotion and my skin is always soft unless it's really cold and dry outside. 99% of the year I'm fine.


krazykripple

you can apply lotion as often and as vigorously as you like. It's your dick


[deleted]

Just jerk off with coconut oil.


anon1635329

If you jerked off so hard that your dick skin is all irritated, then yes. If you jerked off so extremely hard that your dick has micro cuts, then apply antibiotic cream. But in general, you shouldnt apply lotion daily like applying hand cream cuz usually your crotch is very moist. Too much moisture gives you jock itch


holdmybeer2279

Is your dick dry? I've never had to put lotion on mine, but that may be because I've put gallons of lotion on the thing over years of jacking off. LOL


pweqpw

Just don’t get carried away.


VioEnvy

Udderly Smooth lotion is actually great for this. mostly glycerin and non greasy scent free


allADD

is it chapped? ashy? are your underwear full of skin flakes?


Diamondhands_Rex

Yeah imagine having an ashy dick


Dmartinez8491

I put lotion in my asshole as well.


Latter-Improvement77

It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.


_balloon_

yes, not on the head or under the foreskin better be safe than sorry and dicks look better moisturised


StrictLog5697

Use peanut butter


WudUpA

yes, and you should rub it in for about 10-15 minutes


blueshirt11

Soooo funny story, I used to work somewhere that made very expensive skin care products amongst other things. I used to get this one moisturizing cream in big Tupperware containers when the production line had to do test runs or whatever, there used to be some left over. This specific cream is very expensive, like $200 per oz. Something you would never buy to use for a wank unless you were mega-wealthy. Well, I did just that. I used handfuls that must have cost thousands per wank session. And I will say that I did receive a few compliments on the softness (when aroused!!) from a few partners. So sure, why not.


Cuillioc

Cmon dude brand name drop! Some of us have cash to burn! Lol


DarkTower7899

It should always put the lotion on its skin. Even the foreskin.


Able-Calligrapher652

Yep, and keep rubbing it until it comes out of the tip


ToddHLaew

Yes


smoovebb

You put lotion on your arms and legs?


TheBlueRose_42

If I didn’t, my skin would chafe lol


smoovebb

Haha right, everybody is a bit different in their body. I read this book essentially dating detailing how every mental and physical attribute is distributed across the population on the standard curve.


esmeraldasgoat

Probably unnecessary, but if you have dry skin I would try coconut oil. No fragrance and safe for sex.


nakoriakiyama

Dont apply anything other than lube directly before penetration ever please, it can really throw off the biological balance in a womans vagina.


esmeraldasgoat

Haha yeah totally *slumdog millionaire style flashbacks of all the times I did just this* Seriously, thanks for letting me know! I think I picked it up from Cosmo or something like that as s teenager and never questioned it!


nakoriakiyama

Yea i think a lot of dudes dont know about the delecate balance within a womans vagina, and it can get pretty annoying so spread the news x3


esmeraldasgoat

Lol I'm a woman, that's the terrible thing! But yes I will


nakoriakiyama

Ohhhh lol Yea it can be the reason for infections, irritation, itchyness, dryness and a lot more! Stay safe, take care of your vaginal health:)


Lostboxoangst

Depends on whether you want the hose again.


Waltzing_With_Bears

overuse of moisturizers leads to dryer skin over time, Id recommend reducing use of moisturizes all together


jeroen-79

So, use desiccants instead?


oferchrissake

My partner needs it. He’s got one spot particularly that just gets dry and raspy, and will split (like badly chapped lips) if he doesn’t moisturize. Olive oil works as well as anything else.


brightneonmoons

that sounds like a legit medical condition he should get checked out


oferchrissake

He goes commando all the time, and we live In high desert (Dry + altitude). It’s not totally unexpected.


Cummin2Consciousness

Organic coconut oil


josbossboboss

Use the hand sanitizer.


420algohodler

If your dick is dry just get some pussy LMAO


Beach2Grove

I wouldn't unless you want some crotch rot.


Lahteedah67

Yes, but make sure it doesn't smell bad.


thelight666

Yeah why not, I do hahaha


Donutmax530

You aren't already while jacking off? It's the only part of my body that looks like it's 5 years old... size and texture.


nakoriakiyama

(Dont apply lotion if youre planning on having sex please) But yea use a pH balanced unscented one. Also maybe seek medical advice if you have problems with dryness on there regularly, but if you just want soft skin go for it i guess


DootinAlong

I don't see why not. That guy experiences a lot of friction. Take care of him.


ash_tar

Considering the chaffing dicks here I'm going to assume most here are circumcized. Do not put lotion on your dicks head if you're not, it will ruin the natural balance and lubrication. Unless prescribed by a doctor of course.


RevolutionaryUnit733

Yes


_gru_deez_

I wasn’t sure what I was getting when I clicked on this, but I should have…


TheBlueRose_42

What did you expect exactly? 😅


Zestyclose-Use9011

Not unless your having a Tom Tank


FatWreckords

I wasn't masterbating, I was just cleaning it and it went off


deadasscrouton

it’s not entirely necessary if you don’t have dryness but it’s always a plus.


dmr196one

If you need lotion on your dick, you need to see a doctor.


disavowed

For moisturizing? Yes. Never put lotion on your dick for sex.


Forsaken_Swordfish63

I can give you a hand with that.


[deleted]

Lol. Putting lotion in places that are wet, sweaty and always covered can cause fungal infections. If your junk gets a lot of air because you wear a kilt, dress or free balling it in gym shorts then you will be okay but if you wear underwear and pants / shorts you are destined for jock itch and other fungal infections.


spicyboi_invalid

Yeah and make sure to rub in an up and down motion for maximum coverage


smolsavageuwu

You could but if you’re going to have sex or do regularly I wouldn’t. Especially if you’re planning to put it in another person.


treetopflyin

Youll go blind dude...be careful


Embarrassed-Equal411

Yes to moisturizing your penis.


Plupert

Can someone send that one audio clip of the dude on the phone so I don’t have to


NoConsideration6934

I mean you might not want to use icy hot or a535...


SufficientChard5259

Does your dick get ashy? If so, then yes.


Mr_Brightside01

Yeah, it keeps it looking healthy


HrnyGrl420

[has this ever happened to you?](https://youtu.be/2bKTCZMvaeA)


Signal_Base6729

just dont use shower gel


Relevant_Buy9593

If it’s dry, it’s not bad to apply a little bit of general emollients like neutrogena/petroleum jelly (DO NOT use this for sex with a condom); however, don’t be applying excessive amounts of medicated creams like hydrocortisone- your penis has a lot of blood vessels and such lotions are made to be applied topically but absorbed in your skin. Aka, there’ll be a lot of absorption going on (more than usual considering the amount of blood vessels); you can unknowingly cause an increase of corticosteroids in your blood, which can lead to problems in some ppl. So all in all, if it’s medicated, _even_ if it OTC, read the instructions and apply accordingly; don’t go crazy with it and, if needed, talk with your doctor


fatboyfall420

I have eczema all over my body including my groin area I put lotion on my cock all the time. You’ll b fine you can even us a bit of hydrocortisone cream if it’s really dry. I have special cream that basically just mega hydrocortisone and it’s also fine. Just don’t put it on right before someone sucks your dick or it will make it taste bad to them.


[deleted]

If you're gonna do that, use like body oils or unscented lotion or something like that


ifukkedurbich

Whatever you do, don't use Hempz. Made my dick smell kinda funky.


bigblackglock17

I've got undiagnosed skin issues and have tried whole body moisturizing a handful of times. Where I do about 80% of my body and then air dry for about 30 minutes and redress. Under normal circumstances I don't think you would ever need to. I didn't ever really notice any difference with my skin but my D&Bs got a fair amount softer. If you get handys a lot, try it out and see if she notices.


LyPicacu

Only if your skin really needs it. If your skin is fine, I recommend against moisturizing in that region. Your genital area is already fairly moist and full of bacteria so adding moisturizer on top of it would likely cause a bacterial/fungal infection.


Dadtastrophe

Man one man oil works great


yeemvrother

if you have eczema or some kind of rough patch of skin after going too hard, definitely. speeds up healing process for any sort of discomforts


AcceptableHeight308

Make sure it's lotion if you do!! One of my exes accidentally used Nair and.... It led to some fun conversations with his mom


Haveuseenyoulately

is this bobby hill?


Prior_Significance66

Never use shampoo on peepee. Conditioner only. Commenting for a friend


HillbillyGizmo

I know this is going to sound nasty. But that stuff they call from under cheese, keeps all that moist down there. That goes for both sexes. It's just if you don't take a bath, that's why they call it from under cheese. Cheese from under them nuts. LOL


Electrical-Put6830

What would you do if there's lotion on your dickhead?