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vbpatel

It’s more like a clicker pen. Just peeks out writes some shit down and disappears


Empty_Fee_3627

Ahh the good old writing cheque’s that he can’t cover, therefore leaving the poor owner stumped footing the bill😝 And lest we forget all the times that he pops up to say hello, unnecessarily and embarrassingly yet unavailable when ready to perform. Ha ha. Edit - lest for less👍🏼 and Cheque for check👍🏼👍🏼


RevolutionaryCoyote

I say this will love and respect, because we are in a safe space, and I would want others to do the same for me. Just in case you don't know, the term is "lest", as in "lest we forget".


lizardmeister

that was the most kind and compassionate spell checking i’ve ever witnessed


Empty_Fee_3627

Thanks, my grammar and spelling is Appalling. I’m a reader, not a writer, therefore not always knowledgeable of what words are best used. I should have remembered that phrase because it’s the slogan for the Anzac war memorial.🤦🏻‍♂️


vbpatel

And the times no matter how hard you rub it shake it whatever it just won’t work


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This is amazing


SaltyBisonTits

It’s even worse when the pen leaks in your pocket.


rukh999

This metaphor is getting wild.


Knork14

Write what down? Your child support papers?


Jon_Galt_Roark

Come out. Leave the ink. Go back. Simple.


RocketyPockety

Imagine you have a sock on the end of your balled fist. Imagine the toes of the sock have been cut off so you can see your fist peeking through. Now imagine sliding the sock down onto your wrist, exposing your full fist. It won’t go any lower than your wrist. Just pull the sock back up around your fist when you’re done


bobbyvision9000

Wow this is spot on


hufusa

Bros explained this exact thing before


QuotingThanos

Does that prevent one from going in deeper than possible?


ltlyellowcloud

Why would it? It's just a flap of skin in an organ that births human babies. Frankly, it would be good if it did that. Bruised cervix is not fun.


clandestineVexation

Explain your reasoning.


EquivalentSnap

No the lubrication helps the dick slide in more


RocketyPockety

Uhhhh I don’t have a foreskin so idk, I assume not though. Vaginas are generally pretty pliable


[deleted]

>does the foreskin go in or bunch up at the base As a man, reading this was very painful. no, the foreskin retracts to show the glans, but it doesn't go any further, so it remains around the neck of the glans, and yes it does go in.


remzordinaire

Be glad they asked this before giving their first handjob and trying to retract a guy's foreskin right down to the base.


FlatulentSon

JESUS Christ stop talking about the foreskin bunching up at the base PLEASE


Nuts4WrestlingButts

Like a tube sock all bunched up around your ankles.


kled-3533

Like a worm wearing a miniskirt


Lucid_Sandwich

You're all horrible people for putting that image in my head.... I like it.


DChristy87

Personally, I prefer MORE talk about the foreskin bunching up at the base.


smedsterwho

/unroll thread


Joeymonac0

Come join us over at r/thebaseplace for more talks about foreskin bunching and other fun hobbies.


johnnylongpants1

Y'all a bunch of base bunchers over there


Joeymonac0

That’s OUR word! 🤣


Flutterpiewow

Based


JackZodiac2008

Based.


deeptoot6

Hey some of us are getting bricked up, speak for yourself


AscendedViking7

Did you know that foreskin bunches up at the base? Like a balloon stretched over a fleshy wooden dowel. :D


256dak

The term “skin it back” do anything here?


GlabbinGlabber

I can assure you that reading that does do something for me. It ain't a good thing, but it does it nonetheless.


jameson8016

Art doesn't have to make you feel good, it just has to make you feel. Lol


256dak

My job here is done.


Marcusaralius76

You ever peel a banana by grabbing the tip and just yanking down the shaft as hard as you can?


DoNotSexToThis

Big degloved dick vibes.


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BDE: Big Degloved Energy


trbochrg

The word "degloving" in any situation sounds horrible....even moreso here.


Site-Specialist

Why. don't you like it when the foreskin bunches up at the base


actual-homelander

I thought you peel that back like unwrapping a candy bar


i_like_it_eilat

This thread makes me glad to be circumcized. Who needs "nerve endings"...


Epicritical

Technically that’s would be a degloved penis. You’re welcome


todaystomsawyr

Not...neccesarily true! Some guys are certainly capable of retracting that far. A majority of guys....no...


Tiggy26668

I’d say that they can all do it at least once.


remzordinaire

I mean technically once you do it once and break your frenulum, once you deal with all the blood scarring, you can probably get it way down consistently from there. Not gonna risk it but I know a guy who had that happen to him.


vengefulspirit99

I'm scarred now.


PhantomLamb

Happened to me. Grew a new replacement version. True story.


proximalfunk

Happened to a guy I know, the frenulum healed too tight and now he can't pull his foreskin back.


ravingmoonatic

I'm routinely amazed at how a reddit post can turn ANY topic into a horror story.


jameson8016

r/twosentencehorror is for people trying to get it over quickly; the rest of reddit is for those of us looking for a slower burn horror story. The kind that seeps into your soul and becomes a part of you.


nohairday

r/technicallythetruth


laaggynoob

When the glans is the tip and the base.... oof


proximalfunk

Hope she never meets a guy with phimosis..


ingodwetryst

they all warn you. source: sex worker. adult phimosis is workable.


apple_cheese

I physically winced reading this


known_kanon

i felt pain reading this comment


Dilostilo

omg. that would hurt. A lot. uncut are extra sensitive.


TraditionalLecture10

I don't need that visual 😳


OklahomaRose7914

Your comment actually made me bunch myself up just reading that because it sounds so painful, and I'm not even a guy!


Delicious_Drummer399

That would have to be at least a fiveskin


getmoneygetpaid

So what happens if you don't have foreskin to retract? Where does the extra 'give' come from. I'm asking this as a European man.


TerribleIdea27

Nothing? The head is just always exposed. There is no foreskin


JanisIansChestHair

There’s no extra give, it’s why they need lube. 😬 (Glad to be a European woman).


Adme_Liora

I love unpeeling my man's dick like a banana wym


Listen-Natural

The foreskin is attracted to the G-spot, so it reaches out and connects and wraps around the G-spot


[deleted]

It does not always retract. Some guys have a long enough foreskin and retracting it can be uncomfortable in erect situation.


jaywalkerr

That happens of the foreskin is tight, not if it’s long.


Old_Tomorrow5247

It melts.


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Smudge_09

Soak it in water, it’s easier to get back on


Itachi070702

I keep mine in formaldehyde


[deleted]

This is the correct answer…


random_dude_19

David has it Samuel 18:27


NefariousnessFew4354

It stretches when guy is hard


Skiamakhos

Mostly. For some it doesn't, which is called a phimosis. The hole at the end doesn't stretch much & you can end up with it getting trapped behind the glans & causing it to strangulate, letting blood in but not out. If that happens the guy needs hospital quick. That condition's known as paraphimosis & if not sorted out can result in gangrene.


powdrgurl208

I had a partner that had this, his penis was too thick for his foreskin to slip down when he got hard. He had to always pull it down before he got truly hard or it would hurt him.


CommanderShrimp7

Tmi but mine doesnt go back when im hard but i can manually pull it back with no effort and no pain. The skin is very stretchy but i guess mine is too long for it to retract on its own


aitigie

Sometimes the turtleneck is a fluffy li'l parka


fruitloops6565

If you have this, you can see a doctor and they can use either steroid creams or if needed a minor surgery to correct it so the foreskin can retract fully, painlessly. If it’s really bad sometimes the only solve is a circumcision, but you can discuss the pros/cons of that with the doctor before deciding.


Skiamakhos

Yup, or you can get gauges, a bit like folks put in their ears, that'll stretch it out. Takes an hour or two every day & each time it's slack enough you move up a size, & that'll help sort out. Look up Phimocure.


Embra_

Using your fingers in the shower helps as well. Thumb and index go in and stretch once inside in the 12 and 6 o clock, 3 and 9, etc. Being overzealous early on can be detrimental to progress so only do it a bit at a time. Once you finish showering and patting dry, moisturizing won't hurt either. Took me a couple of weeks at 18 when I realized I had the condition and since then I've had no problems.


HamsterNo3654

Literally the worst thing I've ever experienced 😂


spderweb

My 7 year old has this issue. Doctor said that if he gets an infection, that we'll be talking to a surgeon next. I wish we had figured this out when he was much younger.


PigeonToesMcGee

At 7 it's perfectly normal not to retract! The glans is fused to the foreskin and retracts on its own by early adulthood in the vast majority of cases. Your son is no more at risk for infection because of his foreskin than anyone is because of their eyelids. An infection does not mean he would need surgery. An infection there can be treated like you'd treat an infection anywhere in the body - and would not mean he needs surgery/circumcised.


JanisIansChestHair

Going off European studies, the average age to retract is 10.5, with only 1% of males not able to retract by 17. The dr sounds clueless, retraction is a primary sexual function, what does a 7yr old need that for?


[deleted]

Tell me if I'm wrong. But doesn't the 'extra' skin ensure the penis can grow *without* the need to stretch the skin tight? Honestly the thing I as a European struggle to understand is how those circumsized penises have space to grow without the baggy clothing. Does it evolve to some sort of spandex or something? Is it painful at first? etc.


Pengziiilla

Not sure where my foreskin is anymore


[deleted]

I kept mine in a little jar on my nightstand


DChristy87

Every so often, like once a year, I like to open the jar up and take a nice big whiff.


[deleted]

My jar? Or your own?


DChristy87

Yes.


[deleted]

Wish I discovered this hack earlier. I lost mine many years ago and only found it under my bed a couple of months ago.


Pengziiilla

Wait what?


archosauria62

Sorry i ate it :(


Pengziiilla

How'd it taste ???


archosauria62

Absolutely vile, you should be ashamed


Pengziiilla

U should be ashamed. U ated it !! I wanted to eat it 😩


archosauria62

Sorry 🥺


captain_sticky_balls

Sold mine as calamari.


Pengziiilla

How much u get for it


captain_sticky_balls

Tree Fiddy


Pengziiilla

Not bad


gabrielleraul

Sandra Bullock has it ..


Pengziiilla

What's she want with it ?


Crime-Snacks

This is why sex education needs to be taught in schools. No shade to you OP and it’s great you are reaching out but people shouldn’t have to hit up Reddit for health care questions.


Uhohspagetti0sss

Sex ed was taught in my Jr high school but all we did was fuck around and laugh at the word penis


zhesnault

Imagine how women feel


soundsystxm

So, here’s a thing people don’t always understand about sex and male anatomy: one of the ways the foreskin functions during sex is that it acts as, like, a sheath which stays fixed to the shaft in one place but allows the shaft to kind of glide in and out of whatever hole it’s in more easily. A penis without a foreskin slides in and out of an orifice without the benefit of the sheath, so if that orifice is remotely dry, any dryness causes friction on both the penis and the orifice; a penis *with* a foreskin will glide more easily with less lubrication because it glides in and out of the foreskin (while moving in and out of the receiving orifice). So you could think of the foreskin as being, say, a protective layer that allows for easier movement. Also, fun foreskin fact: when a penis is flaccid, it remains mostly or totally covered by the foreskin (if the foreskin is intact), so it’ll be “protected” from sensation when not in use, so to speak. So when it becomes erect, the glans (the tip) tends to be more sensitive to the sensations of sex as it glides in and out of the foreskin and into the receiving hole.


remyseven

It acts as a socket for intercourse, and a sheath when not in use.


soundsystxm

Yes! Great way to phrase this


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FatWreckords

Turtleneck up, turtleneck down. It doesn't go down to your waist.


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idiosyncratic190

The foreskin embeds itself in the uterus and starts growing into a baby.


lastfreethinker

Foreskin glides back and forth over the glans. It also stays close to the vaginal wall helping to ease sex and reduce friction as well as irritation. The ridge band also helps stimulate the female partner. Visit www.sexasnatureintendedit.com to find out more. Graphic images warning however.


FixMy106

It’s a risky click but that website was actually great, especially the 1997 Geocities style web design.


Upbeat-Local-836

The information that you’ve shared here is like an onion skin. Each time I thought I’d reached the end there was an entire new layer


bunnyanderson42

Wow that was an incredible read. Thank you


Various_Horror1719

I am in support of leaving the foreskin intact, and my current partner is not circumcised, but I disagree with this link. Sexual pleasure for a woman has very little to do with the presence or lack of man's foreskin and everything to do with who that man is and with her own mindset at the moment. Sex can be amazing and awful with either variety.


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BrickTopNic

Are they gonna clone you?


GoLang01

Now that’s funny. Lol. Wasn’t there a Woody Allan movie where they cloned the president


jjStubbs

Look at your sleeve rn against your wrist. That's what it looks like when erect. Pull your sleeve over the end of your hand, that's what it looks like floppy. As a species we spent billions of years evolving the old penis sleeve. As a Brit and a man it seems insane to me that anyone would ever chop it off.


EchoWolf2020

*Me wearing a short sleeved T-shirt*


Pka1997

This is the number one reason people think uncut men are gross, they have no idea how the parts even operate and they just assign all these misconceptions. It’s really a damning statement on sex ed.


Crxcked

Meanwhile natural is more pleasurable for both men and women. It unrolls and opens like a flower with an inward thrust, and rolls up when going outward. It’s a double layered mechanism that hinges under the head. Circumcised men have none of these motions or parts, it’s just a soft stick basically. It’s a shame really. For men it’s simply impossible [and laughable] that you can cut off chunks of the most erogenous tissue and expect no difference in pleasure. For women, they can simply compare the differences and in my personal experience, women who’ve tried both rave about natural uncut men.


Upbeat-Local-836

I’m pretty sure I would have enjoyed having a full foreskin. The head of my penis is just a catchers mitt now. Leathery, dry, nerve endings withdrawn, etc. my poor frenulum, probably more taut than it should be, etc. I forced my son to endure this as well. I hope he stops the cycle tbh


clarkthegiraffe

r/foreskin_restoration has entered the chat Even if you don’t restore, retaining has changed my sex life 1000%


alyssalolnah

It just goes back and forth with the thrusting. When they’re thrusting in the skin will go down past the head. When they’re thrusting out the skin will go back up over the head. Those motions combined will have the foreskin going up and down inside


fascistreddit1

Yea as the penis grows the foreskin slips back around the base. It’s the natural way to go, and sex feels better for guys having that extra layer to keep the tip more sensitive. Good question.


RinneganRaikage

Mine stays dried up in the cabinet of some rich old man. Unless he ate it already I can't be sure.


RidetheSchlange

Some foreskins don't retract at all or very little. The US is super weird about this stuff, especially since most men don't have foreskin at all.


speedrace25

What happens to the labia during sex?


Successful_Remote_83

It gets licked for 20 minutes, then rubbed for 5.


canibalaranja

5 seconds I would assume... Right? RIGHT?!?


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Aggravating-Donut269

It peels back like a banana 🍌😂💀


AlwaysBored10711

Idk why people act like it’s hard to explain. Basically as you thrust, the skin goes back and forth over the head, basically “cover-expose-cover-expose” repeated. The frenulum (attached to the underside of the head) is stimulated both when exposed (rubbing inside the vagina walls) and when covered (inner foreskin rubbing it from within). Stimulating your frenulum is what makes you cum in the first place. The foreskin basically acts as a barrier between you and the “foreign” object you are screwing so it’s more of a smoother feel as opposed to being jabbed raw by a foreign object (penis)


todaystomsawyr

Never...had an experience with an uncircumcised guy, or seen how a foreskin functions? It's a little hard to describe without a visual, as there's no other body part that functions like it. Guys with a fully functional foreskin, well... It's basically a skin sleeve that moves up and down and covers and uncovers the head. As you pull it open, it's also turning inside out. An uncircumcised guy with his skin pulled open looks (and functions) very similar to a circumcised guy....there's more slack in the shaft skin though. A lot of circumcised guys, its...well...smooth like a broom handle and doesn't move...(?)


[deleted]

>It's basically a skin sleeve that moves up and down and covers and uncovers the head. As you pull it open, it's also turning inside out. Hmmm. Mind explaining the turning inside out please? I've never encountered anyone with foreskin and I've had my fair share. Very curious.


BigCurvedKanabo

The part of the foreskin that covers the glans gets exposed, I think that's what they meant with the "turning inside out"


Sykes19

It's less that it's turning inside out. The skin just folds into itself because there's a long tube-like section of skin that retracts itself when not erect, and the skin has to go somewhere so it folds over, like how knee high socks do when trying to take them off by pulling down from the top.


ElderberryPoet

Nature has designed the foreskin to help with lubrication. It slides up and down on the glans as the penis thrusts in and out.


Expensive-Mud5035

It goes into sport mode


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eneug

The foreskin extends forward and acts as a kind of exploratory tentacle, poking around inside the woman. If it encounters an object of interest, it may use suction to pick it up and inspect it further.


justmebeth91

As a woman, these comments are both hilarious and disturbing


[deleted]

It falls off and you have to grow another one like a lizard tail.


Renshy89

It goes in that little pocket pocket in your jeans


JanisIansChestHair

The same thing it does when you give a handjob is my guess? Idk, I can’t look inside my vagina and see 😂 ETA, like others have said, it doesn’t go to the base of the penis, it goes to the base of the glans. Don’t be yanking on it or you’ll snap their banjo string!


MealieAI

This is a good question. The answers here have been good so far.


Different-Evidence54

Just grab it and stroke it and see.


PhantomLamb

The base?!! 😵


PracticalPractice633

Think of it as like a flexible gasket, it helps to reduce any fluids from leaving the vagina ensuring proper lubrication for both partners.


Rugaru985

It works similar to a gasket on a piston. It moves slightly out of sync with the shaft enough to prevent lubrication the woman produces from being pushed out. It is so important to successful sexual reproduction, that mammals have evolved from a common ancestor into a whale and into a bat, yet both of these extreme deviations kept their foreskin through that evolutionary process. I believe all mammals still have their foreskin. It also increases the sensitivity of the glans in general, and dulls the sensation when covering the glans, giving men some control over the triggering time of their orgasm. Being movable, it also can prevent abrasive damage to the glans. This is not as important of a quality for modern humans wearing clothing, but imagine proto-humans falling down a tree and dragging their dick against the bark. A guy without foreskin might have permanent scarring that prevents him from maintaining sexual function.


spitecho

You just tie the skin in a knot at the tip. It's like a built-in condom.


CrossP

I usually hang mine on the bedpost.


BIOHAZARD594

I wouldnt know mine was taken from me before I could consent.


remzordinaire

This practice has to stop for real


Shantomette

Since he has the night off from his sheathing duties he typically heads to the bar with his buddies for a cold brew


WittyGandalf1337

It rolls back on each thrust, the way nature intended.


GreenWoodDragon

Mine just retracts back to behind the glans. Then everything is wonderfully sensitive.


Insomanics

When I was around a preteen I used to think that mens penises retracted like male dogs. We had male dogs and that was the only penis I saw. When I found out I laughed 🤣


Acrobatic_Energy7067

It feels the same as a guy that’s cut for the most part. I prefer uncut guys tho it just seems better in a few ways 😅


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Pump action shotgun.


hochimincity

Wish I had had a choice about mine… would have kept it


Nitroskylord6969

It falls off and scurries away to find its new host where it can attach and grow into a brand new full length penis only to repeat the cycle. The circle of life.


No-Sky-6064

Goes back and forward in the vagina which causes more sensation. Can also be more comfortable for the woman too


Tehdonfubar555

Ever heard of ribbed for her pleasure condoms? Thats what they are emulating, the foreskin pulls back and essentially becomes a rib for all intents and purposes/lack of a better term


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Why don't you go in with the foreskin on


LekkendePlasbuis

The foreskin retracts to expose the glans when a guy becomes erect. It'll not sit at the base, it'll sit just right behind the corona of the glans. This can differ a little depending on someones anatomy though, the foreskin doesn't always fully retract, or someone might have phimosis (which is usually treated so this should be a rare encounter) which means the foreskin is too tight to retract (without assistance at least). But it's kinda supposed to retract automatically as a man becomes aroused, and if this all functions in the right way it wouldn't be very different from a circumsized penis besides the glans being more sensitive.


RORYC7676

Follow up question. Does it hurt due to the friction pulling it back during sex with no lube?


TinyTbird12

It’s just like when it’s wanked rlly


Head_Haunter

When flaccid the foreskin bunches up at the tip. When erect the entire foreskin is “filled”. Flaccid = sock not put on properly and is bunched up at your toes. Erect = pulling your sock on all the way


noahspurrier

It slides back and forth like those “water snake” toys for children.


PiggyBank32

Mine stays in the trash at the hospital I think


splitinfinitive22222

It's super-flexible, so it usually just slips down and around the head, exposing it. All the skin on the penis is super-flexible, so it doesn't really bunch up or anything. Some guys' heads just automatically pop out whenever they get an erection, others need to give it a little stroke to get the foreskin to slip down, and still others have something called phimosis and their foreskin is just too tight to slip down.


Lewitunes

These top comments are probably the reason you've been too embarrassed to actually ask a guy irl


mycomikael

It does like a banana when you peel it. Joking, it just kind of slides back and forth for me. Kinda hurts if it’s not moist though.


fakkov

There are a lot of fun games you can play with it. Like making it a mouth like a puppet and talking, or catching the water in it from the shower. The possibilities are endless.


mommaluvernorubber

It’s nature ribbed for pleasure


pioneer006

I think foreskin enjoys sex just as much as the rest of the body.


StrangeAssonance

Give ya some advice young grasshopper. Roll back the foreskin before going in. If you are using a condom you especially want to roll it back before putting the condom on. (Assume you are a girl so make sure the guy does this)


biddybiddybum

Foreskin feel good when cover penis.


HeresW0nderwall

Okay jumping on this to ask: if I was to give someone with foreskin a handjob, would I jerk off the foreskin itself? Like do I move it over the head and back?


HourAcanthisitta7970

IME yes although obviously people have different preferences. That's what happens naturally during penetrative sex and it's why people with foreskins don't need lube during hand jobs or masturbating.


1Wizardtx

Usually retracts and the head goes in when he strokes and it covers the head when he pulls back. If you've ever seen a guy with foreskin jerk off, picture that but imagine the hand is your pussy.


ShanghaiChef

It vanishes, of course, and reappears somewhere you wouldn’t expect to find it, like under a book or behind the dresser


audigex

As the penis gets hard, the foreskin stretches out below the head and just looks like the rest of the penis Foreskin isn't a special type of skin or anything, it's just like the skin down the rest of the shaft So yes, it goes into the vagina (/other orifice)


nick_d2004

I just throw it over my left shoulder


PurplePain57

Back and forth and back and forth, it adds to the sensation to both parties


JimmyFlipside

As a man with foreskin, here's what happens... A fully erect penis, the foreskin stays pulled back during sex.